Saturday, July 31, 2010

Kate's right back to cashing those 8 little paychecks


After dragging the kids all across the country the better part of the summer filming and collecting the proceeds, Kate's right back to her normal routine on Saturday. Kate hit the spa and tanning salon in Reading for more than three hours today. Are the college funds filled up yet, Kate? And how did the paps know to find you here? They certainly couldn't find you in L.A.

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/kate-gosselin/kate-gosselin-back-reading-routine-395065

49 sediments (sic) from readers:

Kelly said...

Oh, I'm sure that if you ask Kate, there are an army of "Paps" staked out at all the places a normal mom hangs out at, just hoping by chance that a faux celebrity will show up. I'd be willing to bet there are "Paps" right now, hanging out at Lowes, 24/7 in case "Kan Do Kate" needs a washer for her sink faucet.

I'd be willing to bet 4th of July strawberry cakes that there are "Paps" hanging out at all the Veterinarian offices in Reading in case Kan Do Kate needs to take one of her hens in for an impacted egg.

There is one "Pap", I'm almost certain of, that is hanging out at the local BP gas station in Reading, hiding behind the diesel pump 24/7 waiting for Kan Do Kate to show up in the middle of the night to fill her car up.

Paps are EVERYWHERE in Wernersville PA. They are so enthralled with Kan Do Kate that they are stationed at every snowball stand, dry cleaners, Panera Bread and Blockbuster video store, just hoping that Kan Do Kate shows up so they can sell their pictures to the tabloids.

There is no one of interest in this country other than Kan Do Kate. They capture her every moment, every purchase and every breath that no one or nothing else matters. Kate is the chosen one. We NEED to see her every movement.

OMG, nothing else matters. Kate is all we need to see in the press and the "P People" are there to capture it all, just by chance. God those "P People are brilliant.

LisaNH said...

And she's back to her hooker attire. I don't know about PA, but here in NE it wasn't tank top weather. It was lovely, but with an ocean breeze there was just the tiniest of chill in the air. One of those "warm in the sun" kind of days. I drove by some yard salers out this morning in sweat shirts.

I guess Kate couldn't wait to get back to her old routine in PA, spa treatments, tanning and spending her children's money.

Although, to be fair, for once I think her footwear is cute. I like the little flowers on her sandles.

Denise said...

If you look, her big toes are hanging off the front of her flip-flops!

Kelly said...

Those aren't big toes. Those are auxiliary air bags that are used to inflate the "Not a boob job" boobs when they start hanging around and surrounding her belly button.

Hot In PA said...

"I don't know about PA, but here in NE it wasn't tank top weather. It was lovely, but with an ocean breeze there was just the tiniest of chill in the air."

Hot, hot hot. Definitely tank top weather...or LESS than tank tops! What we wouldn't give for a bit of an ocean breeze! We've been in the 90s for most of July, setting a record (according to the front page news article in today's paper).

Three hours? According to whom? Chris?

Anonymous said...

I assume Alaska and California don't have manicurists, hairstylists, tanning salons, and shopping malls. Kate really had it tough living in a tent. She even looks pale and undernourished. Maybe she didn't eat enough moosemeat. Tomorrow will be another set of pap photos with Jon, his girlfriend (if she hasn't dumped him yet) and the kids at a local convenience store with slurpees or a dairy queen eating ice cream. Is his current girlfriend living with him and sharing his monthly expenses? Maybe the local pap, Chris is living in the same complex also. Why else would he have access to the tenants only pool facility, grounds and parking lot?

PatK said...

I think we all knew Kate was going to make a bee-line for the spa for some "me" time immediately upon return. Must have been tough spending so much time with those kids of hers.

I do hope Stevie-boy drops home for a quick visit with his wife before returning to man-of-the-house duties at the Gosselin mansion.

Wisconsin mom said...

ya want can do....I replaced our kitchen faucet all by myself to surprise my husband....isn't that can do? no paps no camera...just a couple of high fives with my daughters and dad (who thought i would flood the kitchen...kate get a clue. bye the way my kids were with their GRANDPARENTS while i was doing the project. hmmmmmm....family...wow what a concept, hey?

Lauren said...

Can't you see it now...

Kate in the pedicure chair getting her Fred Flinstone feet worked on calling Chris the paparazzi telling him that she's at the manicurist and to come and get some paparazzi shots - PRONTO!

I wonder if she even coaches Chris on where to take her pap shots. Does she ask him to photograph her in the parking lot so Kate will react to make it seem like she's being ambushed by tons of paparazzi.

Chris the pap doesn't hang out at Kate's mani/pedi/tanning salon all day waiting Kate.

Awhile back it was reported that Kate's mani/pedi technicians don't speak English and that's why she goes to the same place. It's because they have no idea just who she is.

If you are reading this Kate - we've got your number. We KNOW you coordinate with your own personal paparazzi to make it seem like you are famous.

mommyinca said...

I think the second pic of Kate above is pretty. Unfortunately, her personality and what she's done to her children, make her ugly. I also think she's going under the tanning bed lights, not spray tan. You can really see her freckles becoming more apparent the more she tans.

22Starz said...

Kate wants to be known as the bestest single mother in the world.Or at least thats how they are trying to sell her.We have heard kate rave about how everything is for her kids.We have seen for years how much kate wants to be away from the kids...every chance she gets.Kate dosent want to mother 8 kids....she wants the "glory" that comes from people thinking she's mothering 8 kids.

This is for the sheeple...How can you think kate is so great when all she is...is a BAD mother..

You only see kate with the kids when the cameras are on..(even then she nor the kids look happy)

If TLC is not paying for it,you dont see the kids doing it! Please explain that?Kate does nothing on her own dime.(please dont tell me shes so hounded she cant go anywhere without being mobbed...we know thats a lie)
Also dont tell me she cant afford it.She has made MILLIONS over the last few years.She can afford to take the kids out for ice cream all on her own...with OUT being filmed!

Kate is still trying to play the poor card.Do you REALLY believe kate is poor?Do you live in a mansion with maids,cooks,yard crew,pool cleaners, and have a handfull of nannys to raise your kids?

Last one...do you not see that TLC and kate are banking on your ignorance(sp) so they both can keep raking in the money?

The Reading hooker is back said...

The bitch has been out of town for two weeks with 8 kids and her first priority once she returns is primping and tanning? She must do nothng at the Orphanage. Doesn't she have to restock her fridge? At least some milk and cereal for the kids? Think of all the dirty laundry that needs to be done. Goes to show you how little Kate must actually do with regards to running that household. Glad the kids are hanging with Jon. They're probably so relieved to 1. Be home 2. Not be working 3. Be with the dad they adore and 4. Get a break from their exasperating mother.

mama mia said...

So the kids get home and have 24 hours to crash before they have to get up and go to Jon's place and sleep on the floor? Unreal. The kids should be hitting the spa for some me time and Kate should be at home cleaning up after the chickens.

BerksPa said...

Here's the sad case. There are actual 'stars' in Berks County this week as Extreme Makeover: Home Edition is working on a home just about 10 miles from the Gosselin house.
The mom that inspired "The Blind Side" is there as a guest designer along with the usual cast/crew. My husband and I are out there working and volunteering. This is a young mom who lost her husband from a heart disease 9 hours before she gave birth to their first child. They lived in an old home that they were going to fix up together. He died right before he was going to drive her to the hospital (collapsed out by the barn gate, checking on their animals one last time).

This is a family that truly deserves the community support (financial, etc) Yet people idolize/worship/prop up Kate Gosselin as Mother of the Year.
This young mom who lost her husband volunteers and does fundraisers for the heart association, to give back to the community, and support heart health awareness, YET...the bozos at the rag mags all want to see when Kate starts fake/baking and getting her mani-pedis.

She is not mom of the year. The young mom (look for it on the Reading Eagle website) who has had INCREDIBLE struggles this past year through NO fault of her own, deserves the attention and support.

Kate makes me sick...when you compare one woman to another you it's like comparing fresh spring water to sewage.

Betsy said...

@ Reading Hooker...Me was thinking the same thing too, there must be tons of laundry, pile of bills to go through, chickens to tend, some sort of housework for her and yet she bolts out to pamper herself instead...Kan do Kate has got a big team there in them woods where the McOrphanage sits doing all her chores for her...maybe its this Carla everyone talks about...

emschick1128 said...

I was thinking the same thing as the previous poster that shouldn't she have alot to do at home?? It goes to show you how little she probably really does around the house. I have 4 kids and when we came home after a weeks vacation in NH(I live in MA)I had a TON of stuff to do. Between all the unpacking, dirty laundry, restocking bread,milk etc, and still having do things with the kids it took a couple of days to get everyting straightened out again. Who the hell can walk out the door to get spa treatments after being away (working, not vacation) with 8, yes 8 kids if who have any household responsiblites?? I think it's very telling and just reinforces what we already knew that she does NOTHING. I don't remember the sourse but I know I read awhile back that Kate spends the day when she's home locked away in her home office away from the kids. That certainly wouldn't surprise me if that were true.

Markiesnana said...

This self-serving pap stuff is uncomfortable.
Something like someone sending themselves flowers to impress another person....

PatE said...

I see she is still wearing her "undeclared publicly" diamond love necklaces.

I am sure she will come up with some excuse for a Stevie visit.

Sadie said...

Gee Kate. your plane landed early Friday afternoon and your just now getting your mani/pedi and tanning sessions done. What took her so long, its been a day since they landed? = )

Lori Anne said...

Maybe she did all the laundry and re-stocked her pantry on Friday???

LisaNH said...

I'm headed out to Target in a few minutes so I don't have time chat. I have to make sure I have my make up on, get dressed in a short slinky skirt and very low cut tank top. I bought some platform stripper shoes from Frederick's of Hollywood so I should be all set for my shopping trip.

(Just wanted to put that out there for the paps so they'll be there in the parking lot to snap my pic.)

Wink, wink!!

Acutally I really am headed to Target but I'll be lucky to be able to run a comb through my hair and find some sweats that aren't wrinkled. LOL.

Who is watching the chickens said...

BerksPa said... YET...the bozos at the rag mags all want to see when Kate starts fake/baking and getting her mani-pedis.
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The rag mags are here to stay and of course, they need money to continue, and they can’t make money unless they publish what the public wants to see.

Your story is heartwarming and I’m glad she is getting a home makeover. It sounds like she does good things for the community despite her struggles, and she IS getting rewarded for it. The rag mags are never going to cover a story like this. People would just look at it and say, “Ho hum, I want to read dirt and gossip about celebrities.” The publics’ wants drive the rag mags, it’s not the other way around.

Anonymous said...

Well that was predictable wasn't it - 'me' time at the tanning studio and spa. The children have just returned from two weeks work in Alaska and California, there must be a mound of laundry. Are they doing that too?

PatK said...

I'm really hoping that a year from now Kate will be sitting in her home, pen and paper in hand, calculating how much longer her money will last, now that fame is gone and she is no longer being sought after for any kind of media appearances.

Come on! Give me this! :)

Hippie Chick said...

I guess she spent too much time with her kids & just had to get away huh??

O rely? said...

So what if she gets a mani/pedi? She's probably got several days until the kids get back, so she's got time to get laundry done, food bought, etc. I got a haircut AND highlights the other day with laundry undone, just execute me now!

AuntieAnn said...

BerksPa said...

Kate makes me sick...when you compare one woman to another you it's like comparing fresh spring water to sewage.

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BerksPa,

What a great analogy. I agree - she makes me ill too. Her lies stink and likewise her personality.

It sounds like Berks County is a community of caring people and kudos to those volunteers who are helping out the newly widowed new mom. I'm sure she appreciates all the help she is receiving at this time. What an emotional roller coaster she must be riding on, losing a husband and giving birth within hours. My heart goes out to her.

It would be a beautiful thing if Kate stepped up to the plate and donated some of her kids' baby items to the cause, or even purchased something for the newborn. She has been gifted with so much, it would be nice of her to pass it forward. And I'm sure she would do just that - but only if TLC agreed to make an episode out of it. That's the Kate Gosselin way of doing things. It would give her one more opportunity to tell anyone listening that she had it even harder than this woman, what with giving birth to eight, count em eight kids and all and on top of that, being married to a lazy schlepp of a man.

I recall she complained about her house makeover when people were kind enough to volunteer to do hers. For some reason she has always looked a gift horse in the mouth, yet she still keeps getting more. Boggles the mind.

The Lone Papparazzi said...

It's getting old, seeing the same damn shot of kate coming out of that spa. BORING! How about her coming out of a Soup Kitchen? An Animal Shelter? Oh, that's right, Kate is nothing but a self-serving bitch, who thinks of nothing but herself. How many pap shots do we have of her getting mani/pedi's now? Jeez. Is that the only shot Chris can get of her?

Moose Mania said...

O Rely? (Really?)...Kate does laundry? Who would have thought it?

emschick1128 said...

O rely? said You really believe that Kate does the laundry and grocery shopping for her family?? I think the point is that for a "hard working single mother" that is taking care of 26 acres by herself, "working" to just put food on the table and has a purse load of unpaid bills she has more "me time" than some one with no kids. I could care less if she tans, has a mani-pedi everyday but don't bitch about how tough your life is and how you never get a break when clearly that is not the case. Kate just wants everyone to feel sorry for her. How anyone can possibly defend this woman is totally beyond me.

emschick1128 said...

O'Rely? said You really think Kate grocery shops and does laundry for her family?? I could care less if she gets a mani/pedi and tans everyday. The point is don't bitch and whine about how hard your life is that your "working" to literally put food on the table, a purse full of bills, taking care of 26 acres by myself blah, blah, blah. She seems to have more me time than someone with no children. I don't know this woman and I'm actually glad I don't but I see her as nothing but an insult to real hardworking mothers who run a house and take care of their own children while giving them a loving home. Kate I believe sees her children only as a source of income so she doesn't have to get off her lazy ass and get a real job. She may trash Jon for not working but she's no better in my opinion. How anyone can defend her in anyway is beyond me.

Moose Mania said...

"How many pap shots do we have of her getting mani/pedi's now? Jeez. Is that the only shot Chris can get of her?"

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Perhaps that's all she does?

Pat said...

Just watched season six.

Jon got the kids up, got them dressed, took care of the cars, took care of anything in the house, took care of the grass, took care of loading the kids into cars, took care of discipline, put them to bed....just what exactly was Kate's job? Ordering people around?

alana said...

BerksPa,

I'm glad you mentioned how Take always "looks a gift horse in the mouth and then continues to get more..." What I find is even more unbelievable than that, is how the entire Greed$lin clan almost NEVER said/says "THANK YOU."
My God! If I received one millionth the freebies she has, I would have bought stock in Hallmark Thank You notes. And I'd spend the better part of my day writing and mailing them.

TheresaB said...

Season 6?
Do you mean Episode 6?

TheresaB said...

I do NOT want to see Kate coming out of an Animal Shelter. I'd be afraid she was just in there picking out puppies for her new coat.

Kelly said...

Kate's too busy to do the laundry. She probably uses White Out on the kids clothes and buys new ones for her. Only the little people do the laundry. She's so tight with money she could squeeze a buffalo nickle so hard it would crap out five pennies....maybe even 6 pennies.

Anonymous said...

Kate traveled with hired help. The kids dirty laundry was probably washed every day while filming in Alaska. The nanny used the local creek to handwash their clothes and hung them to dry on trees. In California, the nanny used the hotel laundry facility if it was free, or the nanny had to use the bathroom tub and balcony to air dry the clothes.

BerksPa said...

Latest Gosselin News:
Chatted with a younger at the Home Makeover site who lives in Jon's building.
The kids are with Jon since they got home. Heard by the pool...all the news about the camping trip with the kids in Alaska. Yes it was with Sarah Palin.
Kate did NOT do well on the trip at all. The kids were dishing all the info to Ellen who was pool-side and the girl who was at the pool heard all the news as the kids were so busy sharing their adventure.
They had a great time at the pool just playing etc. Notice...no paps took pictures to post on ROL...not sure about other sites.

kidsRablessing said...

Glad to be back.....after a long soccer weekend in hot hot Orlando. I spent a not for profit weekend with my kids...do you know what that means Kate?? Anyways, its amazing that as soon as she is back home, she dumps the kids and is off to all her solo runs everywhere in that very famous town(ya right) she lives in. Her kids are her career/job, they earn her living for her. And I wonder how she sleeps at night knowing this truth. BTW my son's team got secong in his division...yah!

Anonymous said...

Is it me or does Kate look prettier than usual? Her nose looks more delicate and her cheeks look tighter and smoother to me...?Remember she vanished for awhile before the Alaska trip. She could of stopped in LA for a follow-up with her doctor. She looks younger and refreshed to me, something is definitely different and I can't put my finger on it.

StoryLady said...

Anonymous, I agree. She does look prettier; more rested. She isn't orange, either. That helps!
She looks much better now, but I can't put my finger on just what's different, either.

TLC stinks said...

Yes, the lines on her face seem softer. Could be a little more botox was in order after some unflattering photos appeared? I also noticed in the close-up picture that she is covered in freckles on her chest and arms, way too many for someone who's a natural brunette. She's well on the road to sun damage (I can speak from experience). She should admit what she's doing to her body rather than deny and act like she's some hot mom of eight which seems to be the ROL description of her all the time.

Anonymous said...

Kate traveled with hired help. The kids dirty laundry was probably washed every day while filming in Alaska. The nanny used the local creek to handwash their clothes and hung them to dry on trees. In California, the nanny used the hotel laundry facility if it was free, or the nanny had to use the bathroom tub and balcony to air dry the clothes.

The Lone Papparazzi said...

It's getting old, seeing the same damn shot of kate coming out of that spa. BORING! How about her coming out of a Soup Kitchen? An Animal Shelter? Oh, that's right, Kate is nothing but a self-serving bitch, who thinks of nothing but herself. How many pap shots do we have of her getting mani/pedi's now? Jeez. Is that the only shot Chris can get of her?

Anonymous said...

Well that was predictable wasn't it - 'me' time at the tanning studio and spa. The children have just returned from two weeks work in Alaska and California, there must be a mound of laundry. Are they doing that too?

Sadie said...

Gee Kate. your plane landed early Friday afternoon and your just now getting your mani/pedi and tanning sessions done. What took her so long, its been a day since they landed? = )

The Reading hooker is back said...

The bitch has been out of town for two weeks with 8 kids and her first priority once she returns is primping and tanning? She must do nothng at the Orphanage. Doesn't she have to restock her fridge? At least some milk and cereal for the kids? Think of all the dirty laundry that needs to be done. Goes to show you how little Kate must actually do with regards to running that household. Glad the kids are hanging with Jon. They're probably so relieved to 1. Be home 2. Not be working 3. Be with the dad they adore and 4. Get a break from their exasperating mother.

Wisconsin mom said...

ya want can do....I replaced our kitchen faucet all by myself to surprise my husband....isn't that can do? no paps no camera...just a couple of high fives with my daughters and dad (who thought i would flood the kitchen...kate get a clue. bye the way my kids were with their GRANDPARENTS while i was doing the project. hmmmmmm....family...wow what a concept, hey?