Saturday, February 27, 2010

Kate holed up in L.A. hotel rehearsing for Dancing With the Stars

Kate, who has been MIA for more than a week, is reportedly holed up at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles, rehearsing like mad for her upcoming appearance on Dancing With the Stars. After reliving Kate's dance with Jon at their fake wedding below, we think Kate and her partner (Tony?) have a lot of work to do to smooth out those slouched shoulders and blank emotions.
http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/tv/index.ssf/2010/02/kate_gosselin_to_compete_on_da.html



14 sediments (sic) from readers:

HI 50 said...

Hope she's comfortable, working hard with the help of her entourage/handler/body guard/hired help. They'll probably have a few comfort measures for her.

1. Under severest of punishment! NO calls from the Gosselin 8, ONLY if there is an emergency (her words).
2. The Gosselin 8 pictures, stuffed in the couch so when she's on break, she can pull the pictures out when the camera is rolling.
3. 4-5 inch heels for dancing (because it makes her feel sexy).
4. Clevage baring tops w/mini skirts
5. MOST important comfort measures...meds and her favorite box of wine.

As they say in show biz, break a leg Kate!!

The Gosselin 8? Well their VERY, VERY HAPPY daddys home again AND Mommy Dearest is gone. They can finally play and just be kids!! Celebrate good times, come on!!

anonymouse said...

If Jon was gone for more than a week, the sheeple would not stop talking about it. How horrible for Jon to be away from the kids for so long.

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But when it's Kate, *** Crickets ***..

Administrator said...

No crickets here. We ask loud and clear, WHERE IS KATE??? KATE, WHY AREN'T YOU WITH YOUR KIDS FOR MORE THAN A WEEK???

Loud enough? :)

anonymouse said...

And, just because she lives in the same house as the kids, doesn't mean she spends time with them. She was 2 full time nannies and a sitter.

In one episode, we discover that Kate hasn't been in Mady and Cara's room for month. Kate was shocked at how messy it was and started tossing out stuff down the floor.

Kate is locked in her own room and demanded that the kids not bother her or ever go into that pad locked room.

Lauren said...

"Kate Gosselin is under a shroud of security at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel"

How ridiculous. Who cares. Are the other contestants under a shroud of security too? Probably not. Real stars don't need to generate their own publicity. If someone like Jennifer Aniston were going to be on DWTS (I highly doubt it) she wouldn't need to generate publicity because people are ALREADY interested in her. Aniston has the "it" factor that Kate so sorely lacks.

It really shows that people don't give a rusty nickel about Kate and that she's not a star - but more like a lonely D-lister.

HI 50 said...

Yeah, I remember that episode!! What mother doesn't go into their kids room for a WHOLE MONTH!! The twins are not even tweens yet. I was in my kids room every day!

Kate is a FRAUD! A fame monger who planned and executed 2 multiple births in her obsessive need for attention & $$$. What a B_______! Fill in the blank.

lifeoriley said...

Wow, nice digs, Katie Irene. What a sacrifice! Yes, she'll train and rehearse hard--but what perks come with the job, no? Room service, sneak in a massage or two, peace and quiet (no kids clamoring for Mommy), and of course, the the attention and spotlight! And, why is she under a "shroud" of security? She's got an entourage bigger than many rap stars.
I don't watch the show--but I suspect ratings will be high with Kate on--sheeple will tune in to see her succeed, and nonfans to see her fail.
I just don't want to hear her say how hard it was to leave her kids, how she had to work so hard to "support" them (implying that she has to because Jon won't, etc.). It's all BS, IMO.
You know, even back when the show first started, Kate (and Jon) were away from the kids every other weekend going to speaking engagements at churches. I wonder how much the twins saw of them even then, if they were in school all week and didn't get home 'til four in the afternoon. If Jon came home at 6 and then it was dinner, baths and bed (of which Jon did the baths and bed part)--how much time did the twins really have with Kate, aside from filming time?

itsaboutthekids said...

I don't know why the H*** these two ever had kids. Jon has grown into the daddy role but I think originally he said yes only to please Kate and Kate has done nothing but complain how hard it is to be a mother. I think that's what disturbs me so much about her. The martyr act is just so annoying and selfish and then top that with the hypocrisy. I know there's probably many mothers out there like that but they aren't being promoted as the shining example for all mothers.

Lurker said...

Wouldn't it be a hoot if she were announced as the new Bachelorette rather than DWTS?

itsaboutthekids said...

Pass the aspirin! True moms don't have to have a tabloid tell your public that you are a true mom. I think something just came up in my mouth.

The rumors are true!

RadarOnline.com has exclusively confirmed that reality TV supermom Kate Gosselin will be one of the celebs joining the ninth season of Dancing With The Stars.

The official line-up will be announced Monday night during the big finale of ABC's The Bachelor.

But Kate's new gig will not keep her away from her children. RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that the mom of 8 likely will do most of her practicing near her Pennsylvania home because she insists on putting her children first.

The show was willing to accommodate her because they believe she'll be a huge draw, a network source told RadarOnline.com. Kate is the breadwinner in the Gosselin family now that Jon has spectacularly flamed out and cost the family a ton of cash by first shutting down Jon & Kate Plus 8 when he denied TLC permission to film the children, and then breaching his contact with the network, which caused them to sue.

That suit was recently settled but cost Jon -- and his family a lot of cash. TLC won a preliminary injunction, a sure sign that they would prevail at trial.

With Jon's ongoing series of mishaps, Kate is left as the primary income earner in the household and she's taking it very seriously, sources told RadarOnline.com.
"Kate's the kind of woman who will do whatever is necessary for her children," one source said. "It's great for her to be on the show, but she did it ONLY in a way that benefits her family." The new season of Dancing With The Stars premieres Monday, March 22nd on ABC.

HI 50 said...

Yeah, I remember that episode!! What mother doesn't go into their kids room for a WHOLE MONTH!! The twins are not even tweens yet. I was in my kids room every day!

Kate is a FRAUD! A fame monger who planned and executed 2 multiple births in her obsessive need for attention & $$$. What a B_______! Fill in the blank.

itsaboutthekids said...

I don't know why the H*** these two ever had kids. Jon has grown into the daddy role but I think originally he said yes only to please Kate and Kate has done nothing but complain how hard it is to be a mother. I think that's what disturbs me so much about her. The martyr act is just so annoying and selfish and then top that with the hypocrisy. I know there's probably many mothers out there like that but they aren't being promoted as the shining example for all mothers.

HI 50 said...

Hope she's comfortable, working hard with the help of her entourage/handler/body guard/hired help. They'll probably have a few comfort measures for her.

1. Under severest of punishment! NO calls from the Gosselin 8, ONLY if there is an emergency (her words).
2. The Gosselin 8 pictures, stuffed in the couch so when she's on break, she can pull the pictures out when the camera is rolling.
3. 4-5 inch heels for dancing (because it makes her feel sexy).
4. Clevage baring tops w/mini skirts
5. MOST important comfort measures...meds and her favorite box of wine.

As they say in show biz, break a leg Kate!!

The Gosselin 8? Well their VERY, VERY HAPPY daddys home again AND Mommy Dearest is gone. They can finally play and just be kids!! Celebrate good times, come on!!

lifeoriley said...

Wow, nice digs, Katie Irene. What a sacrifice! Yes, she'll train and rehearse hard--but what perks come with the job, no? Room service, sneak in a massage or two, peace and quiet (no kids clamoring for Mommy), and of course, the the attention and spotlight! And, why is she under a "shroud" of security? She's got an entourage bigger than many rap stars.
I don't watch the show--but I suspect ratings will be high with Kate on--sheeple will tune in to see her succeed, and nonfans to see her fail.
I just don't want to hear her say how hard it was to leave her kids, how she had to work so hard to "support" them (implying that she has to because Jon won't, etc.). It's all BS, IMO.
You know, even back when the show first started, Kate (and Jon) were away from the kids every other weekend going to speaking engagements at churches. I wonder how much the twins saw of them even then, if they were in school all week and didn't get home 'til four in the afternoon. If Jon came home at 6 and then it was dinner, baths and bed (of which Jon did the baths and bed part)--how much time did the twins really have with Kate, aside from filming time?