Saturday, May 5, 2012

Two bits to get your purdy picture: Redux

Tony: We's koon huntin', Paw. Koon huntin' for krazy!
Anderson: But can them koons dance, boy?
Steve: No, but we all sure do fancy them there new-fangled pizza pie, Mista Cooper.
Anderson: Yee-haw!


It looks like Kate skipped the Kentucky Derby this year, but we weren't about to let her get away with skipping out on another Photoshop.  Check out last year's here. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

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chefsummer said...

This is good U are to good for words.

A Pink Straight Jacket For Kate said...

Beautifully done :o)

Dmasy said...

Anderson is my favorite. He is so cute! Great job, Administrator.

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

Ha I love Anderson too. I like how he's dressed in a nice suit when everyone else is in cowboy clothes. What a classy guy lol.

Spring Has Sprung said...

I love Anderson. He looks exactly like he would look back in the day! Is it just me, or does Steve look like a little bit like James Brolin in that photo?

http://www.s9.com/Biography/Brolin-James

AuntieAnn said...

hahaha. Good job there Admin. It's the closest Kate's going to come to Anderson or Tony ever again.

Would you consider blackening out a couple of those hideously white veneers on that hideously fake smile on the Derby Queen?

Childish? yes. Do we care? no.

PatK said...

Well done once again, Admin!

Kirkland said...

Great job Admin! Love it.

Andrea said...

The only reason Kate skipped the derby is because she would have been going on her own dime. No red carpet events for her this year. She did nothing to promote it last year. I think this played into them not inviting her this year. I also think that she failed to network at the event and thus lost sponsorship opportunities. She could still bring advertisement to the event and organizations since she is controversial. She did no work so she got no return.

chefsummer said...

Kate must still be away with lover boy cause she ain't on twitter.

anger issues kate said...

Kate's on twitter silence again. Boy, that was really hard work: flying to MO, getting into room, getting dressed in that shirt dress, being guided by PB, giving speech, talking to fans, going back to hotel, maybe a tumble in the sack with PB, then nite, nite or did Kate go out to paint the town red, instead of donating that money. Cause, we all know how exhusting Kate can get. Even, lifting that coffee cup makes her tired. So she needs this mini-vacation, from her tiring life, with 8 kids, who she really only sees about 3-4 hours a day at most and all that ME time. Just talking about Kates life is making me tired. (snark! snark! snark!) Perhaps me and all of us here need a vacation from Kate. :)

Ex Nurse said...

Good ideas on the previous thread. I am liking the toll booth idea. Unfortunately, her poor driver's record would prevent her from being hired as a bus driver.

My opinion is that if she is interested in media, writing or business, she should return to school and take some media communications, marketing and business classes. I know that she thinks she can bypass all of the mediocre folks, but the investment of time and money in education is her best path to success. A cooling off period where she is completely out of the public eye would allow her to re-invent herself. For once, she would be a good role model for her children and instill some values besides greed and grifting.

Maggie said...

If Kate is truly just friends with Steve and Gina then why hasn't Gina appeared at any of these numerous events that Kate and Steve go to. The only time we know that Kate was with Gina was years ago when Steve, Gina, and their 2 sons showed up at her home for Thanksgiving. Does anyone know of any other time that Gina was seen with Kate? Why didn't Gina go to the Red Cross Ball, Las Vegas, or last nights events? Even if she works full-time, I am certain she could still attend a few of these events even it she had to fly in by herself due to her work schedule.

Another thing that is really fishy is how come Kate has not gone on one date. I can't believe with all the people she has met traveling throughout the country that she hasn't found anyone that would ask her out. A lot of men probably don't know about her bad reputation and would find Kate attractive. If Kate is truly looking for a man to date then she is stupid to keep showing up at all these events with Steve by her side. It looks like they are dating and therefore no man would even attempt to ask her out. I am beginning to think more than ever that they are in love. Maybe Kate and Steve both paid off Gina to play along. However, their 2 teenage sons wouldn't play along so I don't know the answer to that.

koopdedoo said...

Great job, Admin!

franky said...

Admin..I peed my pants..u so rock..lol.. off to read thread now..thank you so much..horrible day here...needed a good laugh..lol

Duckman said...

Maybe Kate could be a combat engineer. She's pretty good at blowing things up (career, family, etc.). She sure as hell can't create anything worth a damn.

barbee said...

your photoshop makes her look every bit as cheesy as she really does. The look on her face when a camera is on it is so smug and self-satisfied and, well, just daMn annoyingish that I always find my hand aching to slap her. There is no one, NO ONE, else in the whole world I find as irritating as her, and that is just based on filmed verification of her actions, as I have never seen her in person or actually spoken to her. PreTTy bad when you CAN judge a book by its cover!!!!!! !!

Katie Kuerig said...

Priceless, Admin, just priceless!

not a winner said...

Ex Nurse said... 12

My opinion is that if she is interested in media, writing or business, she should return to school and take some media communications, marketing and business classes

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Ha, ha -- very funny!

Kate doesn't need to take any classes in media, writing OR business. She knows it all, doncha know? She already is a writer (gag), a Stah, and a fabulous businesswoman whose talents are worth a golden platter (and/or $225,0000 an episode).

Classes? Why would she need classes?

You're thinking like a normal person, Ex Nurse, not like Kate. Your practical advice will never fly, and she sure isn't concerned about being a role model for her children.

On another note, it's incredible how plastic those chiclet teeth look on her. They scream phony, and add horribly (or effectively, depending on how you look at it) to her inhuman look. You can pay for fake teeth, fake hair, and a fake body, but you sure can't buy taste, as Katie Kreider proves over and over.

Sheeple herder said...

A wonderful way to start the day. Thanks admin!

Once a Viewer said...

Admin: LOVE the 'photo!' So fitting.

Agree with all comments. Anyone have the transcript of the speech yet?

I honestly can't think of a single job Kate would excel at...she should go back to nursing as that's what she trained and worked as, but as a nurse, I can tell you she would be good neither for patients nor fellow hospital workers. Dominatrix is the best suggestion so far!

JudyK said...

You were right, Adm...this DID top last year's photoshop! Love that you added Tony and Anderson.

terri said...

Come on people. Kate is so lazy she wouldn't work as a pie taster in a pie factory.

gotyournumberKate said...

HaHa! Good one, Admin! Kate with the only men in her life and two of them can't stand her. lol

just wondering said...

So Steve is still around, post-income, and someone is taunting Kate to reveal a secret that the taunter promises to share with the world, soon.

What secret does Kate have left? The whole world (or that miniscule part that pays attention to what Kate does) knows that she hits her kids, that she's a disengaged and hostile mother, a screaming harridan, a demanding and ungrateful client of just about everyone she's ever had anything to do with, and that she lies (excuse me, misrepresents) if her mouth is open or her fingers are texting.

So what's left? That's looking ever-more-obvious, isn't it?

Permanent Name said...

I know that is only purseboy's face photoshopped onto body in the picture above, but even in just his face you can tell he's put on weight.

Better be careful purseboy, Jon got cast aside rudely when he was a little pudgy. kart doesn't like her men to be less than perfect.

As for going back to nursing, she never will. First, no one would hire her, for a hundred reasons. Second, it is too mediocre of a job. Third, she would neva, neva, neva submit to having a boss tell her what to do.

Honestly, I cannot imagine what kind of a job she might get.

The only thing I can imagine, if I try really hard, is Jon getting full custody of the kids. At some point, kart isn't going to want those boys. It's a pathology with her.

Have to wonder about the relationship with her father..........

Layla said...

From the last thread--I took a look at the pics from her speech event, and what struck me was, in the pic of her posing with the man and woman--nobody would touch her! Normally, in those types of pictures, they put their arms around each other, but in this one it looks like she has an arm around the man--but neither one is touching her or even getting too close to her. How very odd...but funny.

Layla said...

Kate=drill sergeant. She can sit in a little white plastic chair barking orders, her "troops" will have to jump to do what she says, and she can end the day by whining about how exhausted she is from having to mastermind everything.

AuntieAnn said...

Once a Viewer said... 21
Anyone have the transcript of the speech yet?

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I'm waiting to read it too. One thing is for sure, it will have to be some of the smelliest bs that's ever spewed from her lying mouth. If anyone on the face of the earth is less qualified to talk about or to moms of special needs children it is Kate Gosselin, the greediest, most pampered 'mother' that's ever walked the face of the earth, the mother who has put herself before her own children every chance she's had.

Kate has elbowed her way into a lot of places where she doesn't belong, but this Camp Barnabas appearance takes the cake. I have to wonder how much money was withheld because of her presence.

Once a Viewer said...

Layla: I agree, I noticed the distance too...I think people sense the cold aura about her and don't want to get too close. She's not openly affectionate by nature, even with her kids.It looked forced when she did hug them.

Kate is a twit said...

xxxxx
I know @LEIGHSHAHAN1 is on cloud 9 today, got to actually meet our Girl @Kateplusmy8. WOW!!

OUR GIRL? Really? This isn't the first time I have seen these supposedly grown women refer to Kate as "our girl". Do they think of Kate as their possession and that is why they "demand" to know what she's doing all the time?

And don't even let me get started on their calling a 37 yr old a "girl".

Kate is a twit said...

Admin-by the way, I love the picture!

Kate is Krazy said...

I really, really wonder what Kate's children think of her now that they are older. She's their mom, so they love her, but they've got to wonder at her behavior, actions, values, lies, dress, motives etc.

Mel said...

Admin--you have outdone yourself!!!! Up high!

koopdedoo said...

I can't think of a job that I would place her royal Khateness in...other than village idiot, and, well, she seems to have hit on that herself.

Her hair in the photos from her speaking engagement...I understand, she is probably doing her own hair & makeup. But if I were her hair stylist, I would be trying to give her better instruction (alas, "no one knows how to teach her..."). And, if that wasn't working, I'd be trying to pass her off onto someone else so my name would NOT be listed with hers.

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

Layla said... 28
Kate=drill sergeant. She can sit in a little white plastic chair barking orders, her "troops" will have to jump to do what she says, and she can end the day by whining about how exhausted she is from having to mastermind everything.
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Perfect!

I'll never forget the "playday" she organized in her yard shortly after the divorce was announced. It was like a boot camp obstacle course and she blew the whistle at the kids as they went through the course.

dee3 said...

Great photoshop Administrator. :D

I'm catching up and it looks like Kate recently went to NYC to have her hair done? I'm really surprised at this because when I saw the photos of her from the Ozarks event, I assumed that she must now be doing her own hair and no longer going to NYC....because her hair looked to be in dire need of....well, something. It looks so flat and limp in the photos.

Now to be fair, I am relatively clueless about hair. I have the same darn hair down to my waist that I had in High School (always in a pony-tail) and trim it myself, have never used "hair products", etc. so I'm not knowledgeable/savvy about hair and only go by how it looks to me. And I know things have changed since I was young....but is this a new style? This flat, limp hair she has in the photos from this event? I do know that things come into style sometimes that I don't particularly like and don't think it looks good on people (hair, clothes and shoes) but is this now a new and trendy look? To me, it looks like her hair is dirty and has no body to it. She looked much better back when it had body and curls to it....like in the autumn photos from last year. I thought she looked really pretty in them....but I don't like this look...looks like she needs to wash her hair.

As an aside....in the photo that Kate fan, Leigh Shanahan looks like a very nice person and I hope that Kate was at least gracious to her at the event. She apparently drove 5 miles (with her husband, who must be one hell of a nice guy to go along on that long drive) to see Kate at this event. And she looked very appropriately dressed....as opposed to Kate....whose dress was just way too short...in my opinion...for that type of event. And the shoes....they aren't canvas, are they? They sorta look like beach-type shoes...like espadrilles...not for formal events. Everyone else in the photos looked appropriately dressed.

To me, it looks like Kate chooses outfits and shoes based on whether she thinks she looks sexy in them....rather than whether they are appropriate for the situation/venue. I remember doing this type of thing back when I was a teen but once you become a middle-aged woman, much less a mother, it looks rather ridiculous and juvenile.

Heck, I think I look rather ridiculous at my age with hair this long but I'm not a celebrity, nobody is taking photos of me and my sons are grown. Plus....if I am at a dressy event, I pin my hair up in some sort of chignon....don't just go in a pony-tail. I've considered having it cut...but just haven't gotten up the courage to do it.

librarylady said...

Layla said... 27

In the picture with her fan, it looks like Kate isn't touching HER. I noticed that right away. Maybe she was and you just can't see, but it looks like she was just posing beside her (in that sideways turn they always teach to make one look slimmer, lol).

PJ's momma said...

Too bad Tony didn't have that trick in his arsenal when he was getting her to dance. He could have pointed it at her feet and gone, "piew! piew!" Not that it would have helped. Anderson does indeed look adorable with that bemused expression. Too bad you couldn't remove the skirt on that dress though! Beautiful job.

Have a beautiful day, everyone!

Call Me Crazy said...

Hmmm. Jobs Kate could be suited for. How about:

Ticket taker at a movie or stadium

Sleep study participant

Coffee taster

Professional hog-calling contestant

Carnival barker (come 'n git yer popcorn!)

Medical research subject for clinical trials

Water boy (girl) (Oops. Scratch that. She would refuse to give water to anyone besides herself.)

Playing a corpse (which would get her back on TV)

Standing outside of a store wearing an animal costume waving at people/cars passing by.

Leasing her body (companies pay people to wear temporary tattoos advertising products/services)

That's about all I can think of.

Spring Has Sprung said...

Standing outside of a store wearing an animal costume waving at people/cars passing by.

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But she wouldn't wear the costume head because then nobody would know that she's Kate the Great.

wayward said...

To me, it looks like Kate chooses outfits and shoes based on whether she thinks she looks sexy in them....rather than whether they are appropriate for the situation/venue. I remember doing this type of thing back when I was a teen but once you become a middle-aged woman, much less a mother, it looks rather ridiculous and juvenile.
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For Kate, it's all about walking into a venue and trying to provoke envy from all the other women, while grabbing the attention of the men. If she has to dress like a $2 tart, so be it. She wants people to envy her like she has spent the majority of her life doing with others.

What kills me is that the way she talks now, every mom should find time to exercise and they could all do it if they just made it a priority. This, from an unemployed woman whose kids are in school at least 9 hours a day and has nannies and housekeepers in addition to all the time the kids spend with their father. Of course she has time to exercise. When Kate was the working mother of twins she sure didn't "find" the time, she looked like the Pillsbury Dough Girl.

I really hope if this mystery book comes out, all the numerous procedures Kate has had are revealed so she will STFU about denying they happened.

Spring Has Sprung said...

She apparently drove 5 miles (with her husband, who must be one hell of a nice guy to go along on that long drive) to see Kate at this event

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I think you mean five hours one way. I thought someone said it was about 12 hours round trip.

silimom said...

From the last thread -

Admin, thank you for the kind words. :-) For the record, I admire you a great deal for all you do, both here and in the other ways you help your community that you've shared with us here, and think you're a class act.

Re: Kate's dress - IMO, I don't think she looks whorish. I don't think the dress was very flattering. She looked VERY top heavy (I'm sorry, but no good bra is going to increase your cup size unless you pad it and hers would need 5 boxes or more of kleenex to achieve that look!) and the short skirt emphasized her large thighs. I'm not a fashion designer so I can't speak to what style would work best for her but something that gives her length.

Is it me, or does she actually seem more stocky then when the show was first on? Maybe it was the black. It just made her look very thick. She's not fat by any stretch but she looks bigger to me than when the show first started. Maybe she's too toned? I don't know.

Anyway, I too hope her talk was at least on topic and not all about her. I had visions, when people mentioned it looked like she was referencing a slide, that she was showing them travel photos from her various trips. ;-P

Army Veteran (AKA Amy2) said...

Layla said... 28
Kate=drill sergeant
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Nope, Kate can't be a drill sergeant. SD's work for a living.

Pity Party said...

Does anyone know what song is playing on the gosslinbook site. I can't pull it up, but someone on twitter said it was a beautiful song.

Midnight Madness said...

What about a financial consultant or following in Bernie Madoff's footsteps?

Midnight Madness said...

How about a job as a professional Re-Tweeter?

tegskkace
@Kateplusmy8 all 3 of my kids have seizures. Can I get an rt to support kids with seizures.

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Hey, Kate, my cat ate my guppie three years ago. Can I get a rt?

Hey, Kate, my mailman's sister's third cousin once removed is going through the change and she pulled all the wallpaper off her bedroom wall. Can I get a rt?

Hey, Kate, McDonald's forgot to put the muffin in my Big Breakfast last month. Can I get a rt?

Hoosier Girl said...

I've only read the first 3 comments, so if I step on toes or repeat, sorry.

I think the reason we all love Anderson Cooper (besides the fact he's done some damn good reporting!) is because he's the only professional thus far, to call Kate out on her shit.

I think he is the only reason she did the whole CC Tony post. She's incredulous that someone as well-known, professional and respected as Anderson Cooper isn't falling for her woe is me act.

Storm said...

I don't think she stayed in MO. I think she is humiliated that this gig is the best she can get and didn't get invited to the Derby. We all know if she was anywhere it would be out there. I think she is at home, not twatting so the anticipation builds and she continues to be a legend in her own mind. She needs to take a play from her BFF Taylor Swift. I live in South Bend. Unless you have been living under a rock we have a pretty big university here as well as 2 other private colleges affiliated with Notre Dame. Taylor's brother attends ND and she is often seen on campus when she visits her brother. At least once a year she gets a sideline pass (with Selena Gomez) and they watch the game. These passes are available to anyone who wants to purchase and they are not outrageously priced. Guess what? No boobyguard, no paps, no cameras in her face. Just a casual mention and quick shot that she is in town. She eats with the commoners as do all the other special guests that are invited to town to speak at the private prestigious colleges of ND and the sister school St Mary's College. Taylor needs to talk to her about dressing appropriately, not going out in public with orange skin and to please file down those teeth. She looks hideous.

Hoosier Girl said...

not a winner said... 19
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LOL! I couldn't agree more.

I thought that Alexis chick from RH was the dumbest person I've ever seen on television, but I saw a clip recently where she wanted to get an acting coach!

Kate is back in 1st for dumbest reality television personality ever!

At least Alexis realizes she needs help.

aggiemom09121416 said...

dee3 said... 37
You sound like a down-to-earth person that isn't impressed with superficiality!
If you ever do cut your hair, please consider donating it to Locks of Love..my girls did it several times.

Hoosier Girl said...

Kate is a twit said... 31
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"Our girl" is hilarious. I find "friend" and "MommaG" (her damn kids don't even call her momma!) just as hilarious!

Aunt Connie said...

That picture at the top is too funny! I would love to see Anderson's face if he were to check it out. Well done!

A Mouse Today said...

mekay523
Dear @Kateplusmy8, I am amazed and inspired by you, I just wish 90% of moms in PA wouldn't try to rock your hairstyle.


Oh, this is hysterical. What is this person smoking? I haven't seen one person trying to rock her hairstyle because nobody here wants to walk around with re-fried hair, let alone 90 percent of moms! We know where to get our hair cut and colored by professionals who know what they are doing without charging an arm and a leg. We aren't plastic Malibu Barbies, and when we pay for a color, we make sure that our roots are done as well.

Once a Viewer said...

Call Me Crazy said... 40


lol, those are all good suggestions that just might work! Those are hilarious!

fidosmommy said...

Has Leigh Shahan tweeted anything about the speech? Anything? Like "Kate did gr8! She talked about (loving each child for who he/she is - or whatever) and people were pleased!

Seems like she's only tweeing about Kate, not the event. How sad.

TLC stinks said...

She is so skanky. Must be why PB is hanging around. She and him must be "busy" since she is twitter silent. I feel bad for Gina. Reminds me of how awful John Edwards behaved to his wife.

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

I think the reason we all love Anderson Cooper (besides the fact he's done some damn good reporting!) is because he's the only professional thus far, to call Kate out on her shit.

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Yes that's true and I loved him before as well. :) There are a few others that have called her out. That morning show on WGN. And also Joy Behar. When Kate tried to say oh I didn't say that, Joy pulled out the actual quote and was like no no this is actually from your lips, sister! Haha, BAM. Then she suggested she try lesbianism. Oh, burn.

Oh and that night Kate was caught going 88 mph in a 65. Coincidence?

Amy2 said...

Kate has achieved what she set out to do. She wanted fame and fortune. She got both. But was she doesn't have are friends, family or RESPECT. She is material for comics for their jokes. She's lumped in with Octomom. She's just another biological mother who took meds to get HOMs. Yep, no respect.

Call Me Crazy said...

Spring Has Sprung said... 41

But she wouldn't wear the costume head because then nobody would know that she's Kate the Great.
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Ha! Good point, Spring. But I can think of a few animals where she could leave the costume head off and it would work just as well!

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

Unless there's another weird Twitter glitch Milo is AWOL again except this time there are NO tweets whatsoever. Not even the usual ones she'd leave up from Feb. Could it be she's heartbroken that she wasn't able to meet her bestest girlfriend?

EM said...

Kate got the keratin hair straightening it seems. It looks so flat. Lol at the afgan dog comment. I would think that being done at a high dollar salon was about $500 or more. Oh well. All the money she spends to look better has a reverse effect. She looked best right before the flock of seagulls flap grew on the side of her head. The cute short cut right before that looked great. "going hollywood" isn't always the best look. She really stood out and looked youthful before. Now she looks hard.

Once a Viewer said...

Call Me Crazy said... 61

Spring Has Sprung said... 41



Ha! Good point, Spring. But I can think of a few animals where she could leave the costume head off and it would work just as well!~~~
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Ok, to be juvenile, let's name them...horse of course, donkey, afghan dog, giraffe, llama....

EM said...

If Anna Nicole's ex can still get invites to the derby then Kate should have been able to wrangle one. She just must have been so greedy in the gift room and high maintenance elsewhere. Otherwise u think she could have been asked back. She annoyed someone I bet.

EM said...

Agree with comments that Kate should go to school and get some business and media training. She won't tho. She wants jobs handed to her with no merit. She has nothing but time right now to earn a degree. And with her name recognizability coupled with skills she could achieve her dream. Key word ACHIEVE

Layla said...

Is Kate still ignoring Milo? Poor Milo, probably crying her eyes out, trying to figure out what she did to upset Kate. Okay, Milo, let me explain something--Kate loves to drop hints. She does NOT love to give any specifics. Because there are no specifics. Case in point...when Kate hinted about a new show ("not yet...not quite yet"), you're supposed to leave it at that. Be a good little Sheeple and snuggle up tight in your bed, dreaming of the big Kate-comeback that is surely to come, and how great it will feel to tell those big, bad haters that you knew all along that Kate wasn't over.
But you didn't do that. You asked when Kate will be announcing a new show. You're not supposed to do that, Milo. See, ther IS no new show. No new show, no new book, nothing. And if you ask for specifics, you're putting her in a position where she has to either: A) ignore you; or B) admit she has nothing. So, wich one did she pick? A, of course. Never, ever, ever do any such thing again. It's going to take a lot of sucking up and telling her what a big star she still is to make her forgive you. Good luck!

Mary said...

According to the tweets I read Kates fans are convinced the additional money the organization made this year is all due to Kate.

I doubt people come to these events to see Kate. There may be one or two but I see most of her fans as teenagers and young adults who do not have the money to attend these events let alone make a sizeable donation.

If I was someone who has been working with this camp and this year managed to get say a $5,000 or even $10,000 donation from a new corporation I would be pretty mad if Kate got all the credit. Her fans could end up making a lot of people angry. She certainly doesn't seem to have any friends let alone some with lots of money to make a donation. She didn't even try to get donations ahead of time through twitter.

I was wondering. People were saying that you could check out how an organization spends its money but is it possible to also find out who made donations?

Ex Nurse said...

Not a winner said....
You're thinking like a normal person, Ex Nurse, not like Kate. Your practical advice will never fly, and she sure isn't concerned about being a role model for her children
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I know, you're right. What could anyone teach Kate that' she doesn't know? After all, she is three steps ahead of all of us, right? (Kate"s World--I think).

It's a beautiful day in Seattle, so DH decided to waterproof our deck using a roll-on sealant, similar to tar. My enormous Labradoodle walked out on it---hilarity ensued! Oh well, I didn't like that area rug anyway....

Pam said...

LOL! Somebody said this is what Kate will look like in 3 years.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/05/tanning-mom-burned-daughter-flashes-panties-photos

anger issues kate said...

Pam: That woman has pre-menopause issues. SOme of the pics of her on the news: she looks like leather, looks as if she painted her face, or a burn victim and others, of which I thought, she was an 88+ woman, still others (which I caught the last couple min of the newscast, she looks like a elderly Black woman with blond-gray-white hair(till I saw her very red haired, pink kids on another newscast). And don't anyone get their panties in a bunch, just tellin how it looked)It depends on which TV news you watched. When they said she was 44, I nearly fell off the chair. It was what the hell did you do to your skin? My first thoughts then was SKIN CANCER COMING and Law suite for the tanning salon and this is kate in a few years. How can you do that to yourself. It's like looking at a piece of steak that went from pink to brown.

Jane said...

Layla said... 67
Is Kate still ignoring Milo? Poor Milo, probably crying her eyes out, trying to figure out what she did to upset Kate. Okay, Milo, let me explain something--Kate loves to drop hints. She does NOT love to give any specifics. Because there are no specifics. Case in point...when Kate hinted about a new show ("not yet...not quite yet"), you're supposed to leave it at that. Be a good little Sheeple and snuggle up tight in your bed, dreaming of the big Kate-comeback that is surely to come, and how great it will feel to tell those big, bad haters that you knew all along that Kate wasn't over.
But you didn't do that. You asked when Kate will be announcing a new show. You're not supposed to do that, Milo. See, ther IS no new show. No new show, no new book, nothing. And if you ask for specifics, you're putting her in a position where she has to either: A) ignore you; or B) admit she has nothing. So, wich one did she pick? A, of course. Never, ever, ever do any such thing again. It's going to take a lot of sucking up and telling her what a big star she still is to make her forgive you. Good luck!

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Milo's pouting again. Looks like she deleted all her tweets. She's so enamored of Kate, I say she'll be back in 2 days. Anyone wanna bet? :)

Call Me Crazy said...

Ok, to be juvenile, let's name them...horse of course, donkey, afghan dog, giraffe, llama....

Once a Viewer - Ha! That is hilarious. I so love to be juvenile at times. Makes me feel so young! Thanks for the laugh!

JudyK said...

Pam said... 70
LOL! Somebody said this is what Kate will look like in 3 years.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/05/tanning-mom-burned-daughter-flashes-panties-photos
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Ha, that was me...and, actually, I said (5) years, but three (3) years may be more accurate!

aggiemom09121416 said...

Katie's still gone. I hope Jon was allowed to have the kids while she is away doing who knows what.
What a tool she is.
Maybe she's writing her new CC blog on how finding enough change in the leather couch cushions can pay for a trip to NYC, getting your hair done, eating at a fancy restaurant, limo service.
I don't know how she does it,lol. So glad she was able to take a 4-5 day vaca away from her stressful life.

She's going to have a GREAT TIME when school is out, when all the kiddies are home all day, every day. LOL

wayward said...

Mary said... 68
According to the tweets I read Kates fans are convinced the additional money the organization made this year is all due to Kate.

I doubt people come to these events to see Kate. There may be one or two but I see most of her fans as teenagers and young adults who do not have the money to attend these events let alone make a sizeable donation.
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A quick search shows that last year's Camp Barnabas Top Hats and Tapas Gala had a $100.00 per person ticket price. That may have been a little too $teep and may have resulted in a lower turnout last year. Last year's speaker was (retired) NFL quarterback Kurt Warner's wife Brenda. They have ben involved with the charity for several years.

I read over at Preesi that Leigh has not twatted publicly yet about how she drove for hours & hours on end only to get a whopping 30 seconds of face time with Kate. Apparently, the Twits & Twatties are are DMing on the down low about it. I could be wrong... but I predict that Leigh will just disappear into the mist like poor Mumbear did after trying to meet the most self-centered, nasty, completely fake and way too goddamn good for the mediocre likes of *YOU*... z-list ex-reality star there is.

Mrs. Malaprop said...

I think Kate is going for the Jennifer Aniston look with her straight hair parted down the middle. Kate, really . . . it's not working for you. You need to find a look that works for your hair texture and facial features. And your hair stylist should be fired.

PJ - your hubby cracks me up! Yesterday I watched my hubby receive his doctorate in education. I was SOOOO proud of him! He said my name should be somewhere on that diploma because I spent many hours proof reading his dissertation. But that's ok - I did it because we're a team, and I love him dearly.

Gift of grab said...

The tan is really off-the-charts ridiculous now. She looks like someone who works outdoors year-round in Key West, not like SuperMomof8 from rural PA. She's darker than any two Kardashians, who start off pretty dark-skinned by nature.

What is she going for with this look again? Does it represent youth or beauty in her warped aesthetics? I don't think it contributes to either in her case.

I have to say, it was Karma that TanningMom popped up this week and that her "look" (brown leathery skin + overprocessed, bleached-blonde head straw) is so Kate+2 (as in 2 years).

Sherry Baby said...

I read over at Preesi that Leigh has not twatted publicly yet about how she drove for hours & hours on end only to get a whopping 30 seconds of face time with Kate.

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...and to think that Austin believed he had a snowball's chance of getting Kate to meet with him early! The problem is that these sheeple believe, because they hang on her every tweet, praise her up, down and sideways, that they are entitled to special treatment. After all, they are best buddies with "their" girl. It doesn't work that way, and I think that sooner or later, if they have any smarts at all, they'll figure out that she is just using them. She doesn't care if a sheeple drives ten minutes or ten days to see her. They will not get to hang out with her like they were long-lost friends. All they need to do is look at that video of her reaction at The Grove when Steve told her to pose with some fans. That spoke volumes.

Milo's Twitter page says that "miloandjack hasn't tweed yet." Did she delete everything again?

KatyKat said...

Ex Nurse said... 12

My opinion is that if she is interested in media, writing or business, she should return to school and take some media communications, marketing and business classes.

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The first set of classes she needs to take are Parenting Classes.

Kate is a twit said...

I also noticed that Kate did not tweet anything to Leigh about meeting her. No "it was nice to meet you" or "thanks, for making that long trip to come see me"-Nothing.

It kind of reminds me of when Iwana went to meet Kate in TN last year at the screening of the giving back show. After that meeting, Kate totally ignored Iwana and never tweeted to him again. Even when he tweeted about Milo being in the hospital, Kate totally ignored him but did respond to others who mentioned Milo.

For her sake, I hope Leigh doesn't find herself in that same position.

Kate is Krazy said...

I don't get why a seemingly normal person (Leigh) would idolize Kate and drive all that way. Doesn't she know Kate's MO if she follows her so closely? I just can't understand the reasoning of these 'average mom' fans as to why they think Kate is worthy of their attention and their affection and time. Haven't they noticed how Kate discards even people she actually knows?

aggiemom09121416 said...

For her sake, I hope Leigh doesn't find herself in that same position.
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Leigh is a grown woman, who has seen what Kate has done to her kids, her husband, friends, family,crew members,and the general public.

After witnessing all Kate's behaviors, you would think Leigh would be smart enough to realize that she is going to be treated in the same manner.
As far as I am concerned, if Leigh is that stupid, she deserves to get s### on.
Sometimes that's the only way to learn.

Gift of grab said...

Leigh has seemed on the verge of enlightenment a couple of times on Twitter, but she has gotten close to Paige and a couple of the other hard-cores, and I don't think it's worth it to her to openly change her opinion. She doesn't spend anywhere near the amount of time on Twitter as milo does in any case. I did find it curious that Kate didn't even thank her, it would only take a few seconds and a nice word or two. Another example of Kate just not understanding what it takes to make friends and influence people, and I wouldn't be surprised if it raised some eyebrows among her fans.

Yes, it does look like milo has deleted EVERYTHING she ever tweeted (close to 7,000 over the same period as Kate), and that IS a first.

AuntieAnn said...

Sherry Baby said... 79

She doesn't care if a sheeple drives ten minutes or ten days to see her. They will not get to hang out with her like they were long-lost friends. All they need to do is look at that video of her reaction at The Grove when Steve told her to pose with some fans. That spoke volumes.

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You've got that exactly right and the same thing will happen when/if all eight of her fans show up on the deck of the Poseidon. They'll be drooling all over her and she'll give them the bum's rush just as soon as their allotted time with her is up. If they think Kate is going to share one second more than she has to with them they are sadly mistaken. They are just too stooopid to understand what she's all about.

Angie said...

When our Kate was on DWTS, remember those days? She was jealous of Pam Anderson. She couldn't stop talking about her, her legs, her figure, her bawdy humor and she would stalk her, make sure she was in the make up chair next to Pam each week. Pam got freaked out and even thought Kate was telling everyone she and Pam had so much to talk about, their kids, Pam said they had nothing to talk about except their kids, but Pam also said "I don't answer questions about my kids" and Kate was pissed. It was during this time that Evan, the ice skater, arranged his time in the make up room with Pam, so that she didn't have to be stalked by Kate. Evan, Pam and several others including the pro dancers all ignored Kate after that.
Remember during the first couple of shows, when we saw how she was so ignorant with Tony? Kate was giving Tony a really hard time in her basement and he was never allowed to enter the house by way of the front door, only the basement door. He never saw the inside of her house except for the basement.
So I think Kate's clothes, shoes and overall lack of style is her imitating Pam and she wants the bad press about the short dresses because Pam does get it and Pam likes it. She doesn't care about her short dresses or who she marries and divorces and what the public thinks but she is petite, has great legs and is always enamored by the men.Plus Pam has a great sense of humor and she has talent.

My opinion would be that Kate being on DWTS was the end of her ever having a real career again. During that time she was offered Twist of Kate and Kate plus 8. So Kate was thinking she was important. Well it all fell apart. Whoopi Goldberg called her an Angry Bitch on The View. That was the end of Kate on the View except maybe once or twice. Now she cannot even get tickets to the show, I'm sure.
Remember Pam posed several times for Playboy and Kate couldn't even get asked to pose. Kate created a rumor that she might be in Playboy and Hugh Hefner said "no way she was asked to be in Playboy".

Cruisin Just As Fast As She Can Now said...

Aggie @83...

"After witnessing all Kate's behaviors, you would think Leigh would be smart enough to realize that she is going to be treated in the same manner."

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Did you watch her in the birthday party that the sheeple made for Kate? Don't forget, she's also the one who stood out in the Walmart parking lot with the poster!

Wayward: In what thread at Preesi are the comments about Leigh's Friday night adventure? Do you have a link?

wayward said...

Cruisin Just As Fast As She Can Now said... 87

Wayward: In what thread at Preesi are the comments about Leigh's Friday night adventure? Do you have a link?
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http://preesi.lefora.com/2012/04/28/tweets-from-the-twat-kate-gosselin-is-still-a-virt/page14/

aggiemom09121416 said...

Did you watch her in the birthday party that the sheeple made for Kate? Don't forget, she's also the one who stood out in the Walmart parking lot with the poster!
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No, thankfully I was spared those incidents of stupidity.
Katie's fans remind of a scene in Independence Day...aliens are hovering above a building, there's a group of idiots waving WELCOME signs, then ZAP!

Random thought: Flipping channels this a.m., Ree Drummond (pioneer woman) was on QVC hawking a cookbook. She has ZERO charisma and seemingly forced social skills. I was NOT impressed. I've never watched her cooking show (didn't know she had one. Hadn't even heard of the woman until she was mentioned on this blog a few months back). I thought, hmm..Pioneer Woman...someone that is strong, articulate, commanding, in control. Instead this timid, softly spoken woman appeared. Funny how expectations are sometimes so much different than reality.
For Katie's fans, their expectations fall way short of the reality.

Robin's Nest said...

"You've got that exactly right and the same thing will happen when/if all eight of her fans show up on the deck of the Poseidon. They'll be drooling all over her and she'll give them the bum's rush just as soon as their allotted time with her is up."

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Only this time it won't be a matter of seventy-five dollars plus gas. It will cost them their life-savings to drool for five minutes over her and then be ignored...quite an expensive lesson. Oops -- don't forget the fuel surcharge per person!

Kate's Going Down said...

I am positive this was inevitable, but I think we've finally reached a time when we're running out of things to say about the narcissist from hell. Mostly because she's falling off of every radar. Even Gather.com doesn't have much to say about her anymore. Sue Buddy stopped writing about her. The last couple of ROL stories have just been twitter stories. Hell, Jon was on ROL for more substantial reasons recently (new girlfriend) than just some tweets on twitter.

This summer is going to be hell for her, unless she's devised an escape plan that gets her out of the orphanage 90% of the summer. And I doubt she has.

denni don't like kate..... said...

just thought i would check in and see if anything has been happening....NOPE....nothing much......look like Kate can slink on into oblivion.....I certainly won't miss her...... Too many other meaningful things in life than chasing something so negative....goodbye Kate.......hope your children have a wonderful life.....and that they treat you well when it comes time to select a nursing home.

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

Random thought: Flipping channels this a.m., Ree Drummond (pioneer woman) was on QVC hawking a cookbook. She has ZERO charisma and seemingly forced social skills. I was NOT impressed. I've never watched her cooking show (didn't know she had one. Hadn't even heard of the woman until she was mentioned on this blog a few months back). I thought, hmm..Pioneer Woman...someone that is strong, articulate, commanding, in control. Instead this timid, softly spoken woman appeared. Funny how expectations are sometimes so much different than reality.

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She's a good writer and photographer but I agree she seems timid and soft spoken and what I would call stilted when she is on camera. (Oh and could they pull back, good grief all I see are her nose hairs!) And what a perfect example of how, let's face it, most people are NOT cut out for T.V. It doesn't matter how well you cook or take photos or how perfect your family is or how many kids you've birthed. Some people are just not cut out for T.V. Oh, by the way, that's you Kate. Too.

Kate's Going Down said...

Aggiemom, Leigha might look quite normal, but I've seen video of her and she's nuttier than squirrel shit.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

aggiemom09121416 said...

Kate's Going Down said... 94

Aggiemom, Leigha might look quite normal, but I've seen video of her and she's nuttier than squirrel shit.
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LOL, I LOVE your sense of humor. hilarious.

Kate's Going Down said...

I should have said squirrel poop, sorry.

Sandi said...

Just a bit of FYI...Milo is probably rolled up in a ball somewhere...the Aussie gal that met Kate at the auction dinner...Mumbear9, has not given up on Kate...she is now thebumpiestpath...Kate follows only 31 people and thebumpiestpath is one of them...Kate has never followed Milo, hmmm wonder why?

Sandi said...

oops forgot to add...Milo and thebumpiestpath are the best of tweetie friends...they chat a lot.

Katie Cry-duh said...

Once again, Kate's hair looks like crap. What is she paying this dude so much for again? Maybe he hates her, too, like the wardrobe and makeup people on DWTS did.

With the flat hair, her features look freakish and out of proportion. I think she's had a facelift somewhere along the way. Her face looks stretched wide and grotesque. Haha

aggiemom09121416 said...

Katie Cry-duh said... 99

Once again, Kate's hair looks like crap. What is she paying this dude so much for again? Maybe he hates her, too, like the wardrobe and makeup people on DWTS did.
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Perhaps Kate had to do her own hair? She probably doesn't have the skills to do anything other than use a flat iron.
I think it was always reported that one of the nannies always did the girl's hair, it was always braided or something cute. Then when that nanny was gone the girl's hair looked unkempt,hung in their faces, just a mess.

Kate has no remarkable skills other than exploitation,grifting, lying,and uterine expansion.

PJ's momma said...

Mrs. Malaprop, many congratulations to the whole team! I know a doctorate is a big commitment for the entire family, including the proofreader! Kudos to you all - what a wonderful moment to celebrate!

Mrs. Malaprop said...

Thank you PJ! I told him, "Well, now you know all there is to know!" ha ha It was a wonderful thing for our kids to experience too. They got to see all that hard work pay off!

Search For Tomorrow said...

Perhaps Kate had to do her own hair? She probably doesn't have the skills to do anything other than use a flat iron...

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Kate has looked exactly the same way in the shots when she was leaving the salon. Her hair is flat, lifeless and fried. Moreover, it's the color that is so horrible. She doesn't do that herself. If you look at the photos of her before she got addicted to tanning, with her short blond-on-blond pixie cut and the fresh, natural face (the family photo that was in the kitchen of the old house)...that's when she looked attractive. In her attempt to look younger and sexier, she's done the opposite and made herself worse by aging herself. How can she look at herself and not see that?

Annapolis Annie said...

Aggiemom, Leigha might look quite normal, but I've seen video of her and she's nuttier than squirrel shit.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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Not to mention the open, gum-smacking mouth in what was supposed to be a special video from her fans. Who does that? It's very disrespectful.

Mrs. Malaprop said...

Search - my guess is that someone is telling her she looks great. It's a cheap look in my opinion that takes $$ to get and maintain. Maybe that's why some women go for it - they think it makes them look wealthy.

aggiemom09121416 said...

Kate has looked exactly the same way in the shots when she was leaving the salon. Her hair is flat, lifeless and fried. Moreover, it's the color that is so horrible. She doesn't do that herself.
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Very true. But getting her hair done at the salon, they aren't going to send her out the door in a fabulous up-do or chignon..just a blow-out, probably.
The color is horrible, I agree.
Before she started processing her hair, she had thick, healthy hair. She's ruined her hair permanently, imo.

For her charity event, she should have worn a longer dress with her hair in a nice chignon. I guess that is too classy and respectful for her though.
I was mortified by her shoe selection. That get-up might be ok for a NYC puke party, but a MO charity event, she looked like a slut.

I still stand by my belief that she is incapable of doing anything to her hair other than straighten it. She said a while back she had to straighten her girl's hair for school.

AuntieAnn said...

Search For Tomorrow said... 103
In her attempt to look younger and sexier, she's done the opposite and made herself worse by aging herself. How can she look at herself and not see that?
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Maybe it's the same as when an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person, a narcissist looks in the mirror and she sees beauty?

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

I call it the Orange County look though most people in the OC do NOT look like that. I only say that because the Real Housewives of Orange County all look like Kate--in short, fake, fake and FAKE. From their nails to their hair to their skin to their boobs.

I hate the look and I hope no man ever expects me to go there.

That actress from Prison Break comes to mind as someone who just looks natural and didn't go to the fake side. Julia Ormond as well. They both have natural beauty but neither of them, so far, have tried to mess with a good thing. I suppose that may change but my point is I think that is far more beautiful than the OC bimbos.

http://gulfnews.com/polopoly_fs/sarah-wayne-callies-1.730299!image/1079901251.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_475/1079901251.jpg

http://www.nndb.com/people/048/000025970/julia-ormond-1-sized.jpg

AuntieAnn said...

I was mortified by her shoe selection.
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aggie - someone upthread or the previous thread referred to them as Minnie Mouse shoes. Hilarously true! She has big feet (which I know she can't help) but why emphasize their size by outlining those clompers with white trim. She still has zero fashion sense. Steve's really falling down on the job.

AuntieAnn said...

Admin - I agree. A clean fresh look is so much more attractive. Charlize Theron is another natural beauty.

Kate had a nice, natural look once too until she got that Hollywood 'Ho bug up her ass.

A Mouse Today said...

Aggie said -- "I still stand by my belief that she is incapable of doing anything to her hair other than straighten it. She said a while back she had to straighten her girl's hair for school."

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I didn't take that literally. I honestly doubt that she straightens (uses a flat iron) five heads before school. In our neck of the woods, "straightens" means to fix, comb, untangle, after a night of sleeping on it.

Didn't someone ask her about her hair at the Red Cross event and she said that she did it herself? If that's true, then she is capable of at least combing it into some kind of up-do. It's kind of a no-brainer to do that. Other than that, what she is capable of is combing it straight back and tying it with a scrunchy.

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

I have to say my aunts (I have like seven of them) are great examples of how a little sunscreen and staying away from plastic surgery and botox goes a long way.

They are all militant about sunscreen and probably more due to financial reasons, no one has gone under the knife. But they are all in their 50's and 60's now and look fantastic. Very few wrinkles, bright eyes and lips, good skin. I wouldn't say anyone was some kind of super model, they just look like normal, fresh faced women who took good care of themselves through the years.

I always say to them gosh I have so much to look forward to.

Kate looks older than all of them.

Mel said...

I think the outfit and the mis-matched shoes are her idea of glamorous. She WANTS to stand out from the cfowd, even if she does look stupid. She wants to be noticed.

And, as usual, she is. As usual, it's not in a good way.

Her whole ensemble is that of a high-schooler who has no idea how to fit in. She wants to make the men notice her in a sexual way, and to make the other women jealous.

Not understanding that she fails miserably on both counts, and that it's that kind of thinking that doesn't get her asked back places.

Gift of grab said...

Milo's back tweeting now, but no tweets to Kate. My guess is she doesn't want to draw attention to Kate's very obvious absence for the last 36 hours.

So, where do we think Kate and Steve went this time? If they are in fact still out of town together, I think there can no longer be any doubt about them as a couple. After all, we know it's not a public appearance, and it's unlikely to be "business" on a Sunday, right?

barbee said...

Would someone post where to google to get the pictures of the Wicked Witch from her latest important gig. I have been unable to locate them or use any of the links that I have found.

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

Oh what a big shocker. MIchael Phelps was depressed, lazy, just laid around playing video games in his million dollar condo in Baltimore after he won his gold medals. Because as we all know, awards and accolades and money don't make you happy.

Interview with Anderson Cooper. I love him and I love 60 Minutes.

Amy2 said...

A couple of years ago 15 minutes posters speculated that Kate was a closet smoker. If that's true, and I say IF, smoking combined with her constant tanning will only result in deeply lined leathery skin. Time will tell what she does to her body today will be reflected on her body in a few years.

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

Could be smoking is bringing her downhill.

Smoking will age you quicker than scat. Julie Ormond looks good but she openly chain smokes, talks about how she cannot quit however much she tried, and at only 47 or so her skin is RAVAGED.

She looks good just way older than she is. It's like she looks good for 57 instead of what she really is.

AuntieAnn said...

So, where do we think Kate and Steve went this time?
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Well, because Kate is such a clean freak, she stopped off at Steve's office on the way home and she's tidying up the place while he catches up on a little extra work. Yep, that's gotta be it.

Bet she's wearing her little maid outfit too.

Spring Has Sprung said...

Milo's back tweeting now, but no tweets to Kate. My guess is she doesn't want to draw attention to Kate's very obvious absence for the last 36 hours.

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Does Milo live anywhere near Kate? Would this be cause for concern if she Milo is ignored?

Spring Has Sprung said...

Please just ignore my typos. I have one eye on the playoff game and other one on our dog who is in the yard trying to find his tennis ball. Contrary to what my kids say, I don't have a third eye on the back of my head.

mim said...

Not even a thank you, I looked "georgous" in your dress to Macduggal dresses? Tsk, tsk. Rude.

fidosmommy said...

Was that a MacDuggal she was wearing??

Gift of grab said...

It's gotta be a freebie from someone.

mim said...

Well, I'm just making a guess, but ... on May 2

Mac Duggal Dresses ‏ @macduggal
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Call Me Crazy said...

Mrs. Malaprop, congratulations to you and your husband!

Pants on fire said...

Super job, Admin.
I love how Anderson looks so suave.
I swear Kate has a chin implant. In her early photos, her face does not look so lonnnnngggg.

Andrea said...

Kate got the keratin hair straightening it seems. It looks so flat.
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Too much keratin will cause hair to become dry and brittle.

Some people have textured hair. This hair type is often associated with curly hair. You will notice some texture if you run your fingers through this hair. This hair is porous and will soak up lots of oil or product. Its hard to heat style this hair. It has a tendency to go back to being curly or wavy within a few hours of styling. This type of hair would benefit from keratin.

Some people have smooth hair. You will not notice texture if you run your hands through it.This kind of hair is mostly strait. It usually responds well to heat styling. This kind of hair will not need keratin. Doing frequent keratin treatments will cause it to be brittle and dry.

Border Collie said...

I don't watch any of the Housewives shows, but I do know a couple of the characters by sight, or at least I did. Then all the botox, hair, tanning, tightening, made them look so alike I can't tell one from the other. Worse yet, their faces now are bumpy, having had several procedures, and the lips are terribly unattractive. How sad that Lindsey Lohan has started down the same road at the age of 25. It's not substance abuse that has infected her lips and checks. Nope, it is the mad cosmetics docs of Beverly Hills.

Virginia Pen Mom said...

Spring Has Sprung said... 120

Milo's back tweeting now, but no tweets to Kate. My guess is she doesn't want to draw attention to Kate's very obvious absence for the last 36 hours.

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Does Milo live anywhere near Kate? Would this be cause for concern if she Milo is ignored?


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She lives pretty far away in the deep south. I'd guess 12 to 14 hours away, given the weather clues she sometimes gives (because the weather is always really south of us.)

JudyK said...

AuntieAnn said... 109
I was mortified by her shoe selection.
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aggie - someone upthread or the previous thread referred to them as Minnie Mouse shoes. Hilarously true! She has big feet (which I know she can't help) but why emphasize their size by outlining those clompers with white trim. She still has zero fashion sense. Steve's really falling down on the job.
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Glad to see someone agrees w/ me on those hideous shoes she wore. And that dress looked more like a top...had it been four (4) inches longer, it would have looked nice...with different shoes. Kate, even with all her money and all her "free" clothes, has no style or taste.

aggiemom09121416 said...

barbee said... 115


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https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150790939441593.398446.128121856592&type=3&l=0412aae48e

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Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

Wow still on twitter silence? Must of been one heck of a romantic getaway! Yee-haw.

aggiemom09121416 said...

Katie the twitter addict hasn't checked in for two whole days.

Just further proves that she could care less about her fans, she's taking a mini vaca with Steve(well, she needs one, all moms need to have at least one long weekend away in another state!), and lastly, Jon has the kids.

If Steve didn't go home immediately after her speaking engagement and is still with Kate, that doesn't look good for Gina. (But, she may be turning a blind eye to what's been going on for years and staying in it for the money until her kids are grown. If Steve were my spouse, I would be thankful someone else was servicing him. He looks sorta wimpy and limp, ewww!)

When Katie finally arrives home, she won't get back on twitter until the kids are home too.
What a great mom!

Hey Kate, what are you getting YOUR mom for Mother's Day? Don't let that holiday sneak up on you, too!
It's really a shame she birthed all those kids so close to Mother's Day..it overshadows her special day!

Westcoaster said...

Seriously, doesn't she have a birthday party to plan, Menu Monday to write, a coupon column to fake?

Dmasy said...

Any of us who have been in the work force know that when you spend copious hours with opposite sex co-workers relationships develop.

It takes morality and maturity and discipline to keep those relationships on the appropriate side of friendship. It can be done!

Traveling would increase the opportunity for intimacy.

Once again -- morals and self-restraint.

Kate has proven that she lacks the ability to plan ahead and see the pitfalls of immediate gratification.

I don't have any respect for her behavior with someone else's husband...even if they aren't having an affair. Doesn't look good at all!

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

Seriously, doesn't she have a birthday party to plan, Menu Monday to write, a coupon column to fake?

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A bodyguard to blow?

Too much? Sorry I've been reading 50 Shades of Grey this weekend. :)

Sherri O said...

Oh, "Fifty Shades of Grey" - wow.

I'm on Book #2 - can't hardly put it down. Fast read, but riveting, all the same! :)

PJ's momma said...

I made the Minnie Mouse shoe remark, but with the right outfit I believe they would be OK. For instance, they would look pretty good if she had on long white pants with a little flare and maybe a black or red top (a modest one of course) for some contrast. But the are not really shoes to be worn with a dress. I have a lot of shoes (in the Pac NW, we need lots of different types), but they are varied in style: at least a dozen pair of boots, some stilettos, pumps, lots of practical, athletic, some in between, sandals (for our week of summer), etc. Most of them are from Marshalls or Nordstrom Rack so I don't spend a lot. But WOW, she has a lot of dressy shoes, the ones people tend to wear the least. Most of us would have the least of those in our closets!

chefsummer said...

Maybe Gina is having an affair as well and can giving a flying flip about what.

Her purse carrying husband is doing I mean if she ever slept with Kate-(yuck) I wouldn't want him touching me ever again.

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

I think I'm going to stop after book one.....I don't know what to think of it. The only thing that worries me is men will think that this is what women secretly want.

Um, nope, not all of them anyway.

Search For Tomorrow said...

Glad to see someone agrees w/ me on those hideous shoes she wore. And that dress looked more like a top...had it been four (4) inches longer, it would have looked nice...with different shoes. Kate, even with all her money and all her "free" clothes, has no style or taste.

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Yes, but she'd still have the orange-glo, and I think that even if her clothing would be age-appropriate, that would be the first thing that you would see! She's stuck in her early teen years, or somewhere back in the 60s, where she thinks that mini-skirts are the thing, along with the tan you get from lathering in baby oil and iodine, with straight platinum hair. Until she gets over that, no matter what she wears, she's always going to look like a product of another time period.

Westcoaster said...

A bodyguard to blow?

Too much? Sorry I've been reading 50 Shades of Grey this weekend. :)

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oh, maybe just a teensy too much, but it was a good laugh.

But truly what is on the witch's agenda between now and the cruise from hell? Rather quiet about all that marathon running these days. I was just reading in the LATimes an article about how celebrities (you know, the real kind) have been cutting into the voice over business, taking jobs away from those who actually do voice overs for a living. Guess it's no longer quite a negative thing, as it had been, for a celebrity to be recognized in a advertisement. Sorry Katie, I think that is another one of your "interests" that is not ever going to turn into a paying job.

PJ's momma said...

They are Guess shoes again. I know she's worn them in the past so I looked real quick and here they are. Isn't Guess a junior brand?
http://shop.guess.com/Catalog/View/Women's%20Shoes/Dress/Hondola%20Peep-Toe%20Pumps/GWHONDOLA

Search For Tomorrow said...

Her purse carrying husband is doing I mean if she ever slept with Kate-(yuck) I wouldn't want him touching me ever again.

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If "she" slept with Kate? Who is "she?" Gina? I'm sorry, but I don't understand this.

aggiemom09121416 said...

If Steve and Kate are involved, I wonder who initiated first contact.

What Steve would see in her I have no idea.
It is a rare man that wants to become involved with someone with a lot of kids, and she has more than was you would consider 'a lot'. And these kids have many years in the home still, so it's not like the kids are about to head off to college.
In the footage shown, Steve doesn't appear to be an actively involved person with the kids. He always seemed (to me) to be barely tolerating their presence.
Hey, that sounds like Katie!
I guess that's their one common bond.
That, and her boobs. She wanted bigger ones, and he picked out the size he likes.
:)
Wouldn't it be great if they married and moved to NZ? (but left the kids here with Jon?)

LaLaLandNomore said...

I just don't understand why Kate needs a "Steve" unless there is an emotional connection? Big name, A-list stars, are traveling everywhere in the world and you almost never see a "side-kick." To think that they might be hooked up literally is so trashy and would prove Jon right in the beginning. I'm not sure Kate would let that happen (the proving Jon right part). Where is the money to keep Steve on board coming from? I know, the kids need security at the compound! Those 8 kids have brought a world of perks to their mother, haven't they?

Jane said...

From Coupon Cabin

Many of you may remember the year we filmed and aired Mother’s Day on our show, “Jon and Kate Plus 8.” The kids were too little to actually make me breakfast in bed, as is our Gosselin tradition, but oh, how things have changed!

Fast forward to 2012… my two almost 12-year-olds and six almost 8-year-olds have all been plotting and thinking for weeks already about what to make me for breakfast. Mady has even asked me for a list of foods I will eat, knowing how routine and “boring” my food choices can be to them! So, I’ve given them my Mother’s Day breakfast choices with foods that are easy and safe to make and serve:

My favorite bran cereals including All Bran, Cascadian Farms Raisin Bran or Multigrain Squares or different Kashi varieties. I typically mix a few of those cereals together, add skim milk and sometimes slice a banana on top.
I also suggested an egg white omelet with feta cheese and veggies as an option.
And don’t forget the coffee! I’m set because Mady and Cara know how to make the perfect cup of coffee using my Keurig machine. On Mother’s Day morning, my feet won’t even have to hit the floor before having my first cup of coffee. That’s my kind of pampering!
The bottom line is, my kids are excited to join together and pull off our Mother’s Day tradition of breakfast in bed. And after church, I may even get to take a nap! Woo hoo! A relaxing day for Mommy… and no one had to spend a dime! Here are some other gift ideas that are cheap and easy for kids to make.

Beyond breakfast in bed, and a possible nap, the kids usually sneak in some extra surprises like homemade cards telling me how much they love and appreciate me ( my absolute favorite!) and sometimes even kid-created coupons for back massages, redeemable when I’m most stressed out. Um, is there one for, like, every day? ; )

Someday far down the road, when I have eight teenagers, I envision a spa day for all six girls or even a pedicure where we are all side by side in chairs, chatting and laughing and spending time together. Maybe we can even leave the boys home to make us dinner? Or not…lol! Pizza, anyone?

A loving mother is the most important part of a child’s life. Although we do like to think we are mostly appreciated, if most moms would be really honest, they would probably say that they feel taken for granted and stressed out sometimes.

The greatest gift you could give is to show your mom that she’s not forgotten, that she’s really important and that you’re really thankful for her. That costs nothing – but will mean A LOT to Mom!

Happy Mother’s Day to ALL you moms. Remember, being a mom is the most difficult of any job ever, but it is, by far, the most rewarding. You are not only caring for your own children, but you are also educating and forming the future citizens of our world -and you have just one shot to do it right! For all of your tireless efforts, take the day off on Mother’s Day…you deserve it!

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

Save yourself the effort: me, me, me oh and MMMMMEEEEEE!!!!!

Spring Has Sprung said...

Has any more been said about the time Leigh spent with Kate? I noticed that the fan is busy tweeting the Canadian teenager, even saying that she just tried to call her. I don't know about anyone else, but I think that this is weird. She also seems to have taken the other teen under her wings -- I think she's just 14. Where are these kids' parents? I'll be darned if I'd want my young daughter in an internet friendship with a 40-something woman.

PJ's momma said...

What does that blog have to do with saving money with coupons?

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

Also can I add I think it's abnormal and unhealthy for kids to be plotting for "weeks" just to make Kate breakfast in bed? They should be thinking about school and sports and friends and their birthday coming up. They shouldn't be this obsessed with their mother, it's not natural.

More likely, they gave it a few minute's thought, and then it was off to be excited about THEIR eighth birthday which is surely much more important and exciting to them. They will probably have to be reminded Saturday night about the breakfast in bed plans on Sunday morning, at least the little ones.

Sure I'm sure the kids will remember Mother's Day, thanks to Kate's constant reminders, but kids just don't THINK the way Kate wants us to think they do. Kids think about themselves 99% of the time because that's just how kids are. Kids don't plot such extensive things normally, not without a little help.

chefsummer said...

Search For Tomorrow said... 145
Her purse carrying husband is doing I mean if she ever slept with Kate-(yuck) I wouldn't want him touching me ever again.

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If "she" slept with Kate? Who is "she?" Gina? I'm sorry, but I don't understand this.
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I meant if he slept with Kate meaning Steve.

Kate is a twit said...

Jane-thanks for posting her CC blog.

Wow-did she drop enough brand names there. If she's going to name brands, why not also link to coupons for those brands. Again, no savings tips-it's just all about her.

"The greatest gift you could give is to show your mom that she’s not forgotten, that she’s really important and that you’re really thankful for her. That costs nothing – but will mean A LOT to Mom!"

Will she be showing HER mom any thanks?

Ex Nurse said...

Kate Gosselin said...
"Someday far down the road, when I have eight teenagers, I envision a spa day for all six girls or even a pedicure where we are all side by side in chairs, chatting and laughing and spending time together. Maybe we can even leave the boys home to make us dinner? Or not…lol! Pizza, anyone?"
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Well, there you have it----right from the horse's ass! Those chicken coops aren't going to clean themselves...

Gift of grab said...

Really, is it possible for this woman to be more hypocritical?

"A loving mother is the most important part of a child’s life. Although we do like to think we are mostly appreciated, if most moms would be really honest, they would probably say that they feel taken for granted and stressed out sometimes.

"The greatest gift you could give is to show your mom that she’s not forgotten, that she’s really important and that you’re really thankful for her. That costs nothing – but will mean A LOT to Mom!"

Even if (IF) she has resumed some sort of relationship with her parents, cutting them off for 6 or 7 years just doesn't jibe with what she's written, does it?

When will she stop already? None of this can be helping her reputation or her job prospects.

gotyournumberKate said...

Did anyone else scream out loud with joy last night when Lisa Lampanelli got fired? I know I did. I think she was totally shocked. You just can't scream and curse in business the way she did. Yah!

Spring Has Sprung said...

I also suggested an egg white omelet with feta cheese and veggies as an option.

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Does she mean the "not-an-omelet" that is really nothing more than scrambled eggs mixed with wilted spinach or whatever?

"The greatest gift you could give is to show your mom that she’s not forgotten, that she’s really important and that you’re really thankful for her. That costs nothing – but will mean A LOT to Mom!"

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Then I assume she is spending some of the day with HER mother? Will she practice what she preaches?

"Beyond breakfast in bed, and a possible nap, the kids usually sneak in some extra surprises like homemade cards telling me how much they love and appreciate me ( my absolute favorite!)"

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Well, you're just wonderful and amazing, aren't you? Give me a break!

I know nothing about narcissists, but isn't she capable of reading what she has written and seeing that this is all about her, or aren't their brains wired to see anything objectively? Are they always the center of everything? I mean, can't she even "fake it" to make it look like someone is important other than her?

dee3 said...

"I think you mean five hours one way. I thought someone said it was about 12 hours round trip."

Yes, that's exactly what I'd meant. And I even proof-read it and didn't catch it. Sorry about that.
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"...Then all the botox, hair, tanning, tightening, made them look so alike I can't tell one from the other. Worse yet, their faces now are bumpy, having had several procedures, and the lips are terribly unattractive..."

Over the week-end I saw a movie with Mickey Roark in it....and this was not a young Mickey, this was a film probably done just prior to him getting that horrible plastic surgery.....and he was very handsome in an older, rugged way.....WAY better looking than he is now. I couldn't even concentrate on the plot of the movie....because I kept looking at him and thinking what a shame it is that he chose to have that plastic surgery. Now he looks horrible and ridiculous...looks like "the joker".

Another example is Bruce Jenner. He was aging very well....then went and had plastic surgery and looks awful. Not nearly as bad as Mickey Roark, but awful nonetheless.

So, having focused on this, I was trying to think why someone would go and have this done to themselves....esp. the men. Most men age well...and many look even better than they did when they were young.

And this is the tentative conclusion I came up with: I think these guys (both men and women), as they age, begin to focus and to zone in on one particular part of their face...to the exclusion of the rest of it. They become fixated on the flaw...be it laugh lines, drooping jaw, under-eye bags....and more and more convinced that this is a huge problem and making them look so much older. Every time they see their reflection, this is all they see.

But while having surgery to "fix" that flaw, stuff happens to the rest of their faces....and they end up looking like a mask frozen in a garish rictus...and the plastic surgeon may also recommend additional things....like botox, etc...and they go along with him/her.

I just can't see how they could have possibly looked at the big picture. It's a lesser form of severe body dysmorphia, I think....where they think some particular facial flaw is making them look terrible....and if they could only fix it they would look great. And they just lose or disregard what would look better for them over-all.

Here's what I wonder though....could it could be possible that there are plenty of celebrities, etc....who look fabulous for their age...who may have had plastic surgery....but done by a great plastic surgeon....and the folks like Bruce J. and Mickey R. just had the bad luck to get plastic surgeons who screwed-up or are below par? Or did they just over-do it on the plastic surgery and had too much done?
I wonder what the percentage is of those who do have plastic surgery who end up looking much worse.

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

Not to mention, if she wants her kids to appreciate her and show her she is not forgotten, she could start with not taking off to frolic around the country with her booby guard on her custodial time. She constantly demonstrates to these kids when something better comes along, they will be left in the dust. What you put into your kids is what you get out.

She will be lucky if they are still even living with her by the time they are teens and want manicures.

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

Not to mention, if she wants her kids to appreciate her and show her she is not forgotten, she could start with not taking off to frolic around the country with her booby guard on her custodial time. She constantly demonstrates to these kids when something better comes along, they will be left in the dust. What you put into your kids is what you get out.

She will be lucky if they are still even living with her by the time they are teens and want manicures.

aggiemom09121416 said...

Let's see...hmm, well, first off, yes the kids were too little to make the "Gosselin Tradition" of breakfast in bed for Katie..umm, I think JON brought her breakfast in bed...he also brought her coffee too, every freakin' day, but now the twins do that job, too.

Well, her dream is for her and all the girls to get a day of spa pampering..while leaving the boys home to cook dinner.

And what the heck does she have to be stressed about? (I bet she's stressed today, she has to go home and face all those unappreciative kids!)

I'm glad she has taught them to give HER coupons that SHE can redeem for back rubs..maybe she can give the KIDS coupons for their birthday next week...coupons for an extra piece of bacon, a no egg meal, a twitter free evening, how about a movie at a real theater?
a dinner at a restaurant where they can order anything they want, and they get the whole meal to themselves?
Geez, Katie, think of all the coupons YOUR kids could use!!
coupon for one college semester paid in full, how about a used car? a 12th iphone? how about their other dog returned? maybe a gymnastics class? coupon to attend one cub scout meeting?best yet, how about a free cupcake??

Oh Katie, what are YOU doing for YOUR mother this weekend????

gotyournumberKate said...

I always thought breakfast in bed was supposed to be a surprise. Kate even has to orchestrate her own Mother's Day. What a tool

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

Most narcissists CAN fake it I think, so I don't understand why she can't or won't. It makes me think her narcissism is really THAT severe. Scary.

Even if she had simply thrown in about while the kids are planning this, she TOO has been planning a birthday celebration for the Tups. So it's been quite a busy few weeks of planning!

At least make it look like you give a crap about the kids a LITTLE bit and I don't mean just so they can praise you, or you can praise yourself for everything you do for them.

It's so rare she talks about the kids in terms of anything other than what the kids are doing for HER. Have you noticed that? The kids are always talked about through this lens of Kate, it's very weird. It's like they aren't even their own persons.

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

Most narcissists CAN fake it I think, so I don't understand why she can't or won't. It makes me think her narcissism is really THAT severe. Scary.

Even if she had simply thrown in about while the kids are planning this, she TOO has been planning a birthday celebration for the Tups. So it's been quite a busy few weeks of planning!

At least make it look like you give a crap about the kids a LITTLE bit and I don't mean just so they can praise you, or you can praise yourself for everything you do for them.

It's so rare she talks about the kids in terms of anything other than what the kids are doing for HER. Have you noticed that? The kids are always talked about through this lens of Kate, it's very weird. It's like they aren't even their own persons.

Search For Tomorrow said...

Why is this on CC? Shouldn't this be on her own website?

Why even mention that part about telling mothers how much they are appreciated? All it does is open up criticism and comment about her relationship with her own mother. She could have omitted that. Is she really that dumb?

Gift of grab said...

Resting up from WHAT? A 15-minute "speech," followed by 3 nights of hot sex with Mr. Boobyguard? You are truly unbelievable, Katie Irene.

Kate is a twit said...

At least she didn't make her blog all about the tups birthday and the "traditions" related to that.

"Mothers Day tradition of breakfast in bed".

Guess that tradtion didn't mean much last year when she was travelling back home on Mothers Day from the Kentucky Derby. Oh-maybe Steve gave her breakfast in bed last year to preserve the tradtion.

aggiemom09121416 said...

I guess Katie is a better mother than me. I have almost as many kids as she does, and never once did my kids plot 'for weeks' what they would do for me for Mother's Day.
She's probably been reminding the kids for weeks now that mother's day is right around the corner. Too bad she didn't remind them about spring break.
I bet she's ticked her special day is over-shadowed by the birthday event a few days later. Even then, it's all about HER.

Why does she make it so easy to dissect her drivel?
I watched RHONJ last night, and Teresa is out of control. She and Katie need to be handcuffed to one another for about a week. These two are cut from the same cloth.

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

I guess Katie is a better mother than me. I have almost as many kids as she does, and never once did my kids plot 'for weeks' what they would do for me for Mother's Day.


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Well bad mother or not, your kids are NORMAL.

Kids do not think this way. THey simply don't. Yes, some kids are very sweet and will think of nice things to do, but it's not common, and when they do, it is certainly no huge production like this plotting for weeks. Who is she kidding?

If they are plotting for weeks it's because every dang day Kate has been buzzing in their ear about this, are you going to cook for Mommy on Mother's Day, what ya gonna cook, I want this, can ya cook this? If they finally said FINE MOM just to shut her up, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

Personally it would seem much more meaningful if you just sit back on MOther's Day and see what the kids come up with. Maybe it's just a muffin and a card, who cares, at least it came from the heart. You are lucky if kids remember things like this without help, appreciate it.

dee3 said...

Oh...and one other thing. It looks like Kate did pose with a photo with Leigh S....so she obviously didn't ignore her. But I think that the critical element would be warmth and being genuine...both of which Kate can't seem to do/be.

I would think that even if a certain celebrity, who you'd gone to quite some lengths and paid to see, only spent a minute or two with you....IF they were warm and genuine to you....you would feel quite happy.
Whereas....even if you got to spend more time around the person....but the person came across as cold and unfriendly/uncaring....you would feel like you'd been snubbed/rebuffed.

I think that if any of these sheeple who get to meet Kate in person become disillusioned, it might not be because Kate ignored them. I think it will more likely be HOW she came across to them...even if they got to meet her and/or pose with her for a photo.

I'm really curious to see what Leigh says about the event (if she says anything at all) and also what is reported by those who go on the cruise with Kate. I'm trying to figure out if she just chooses to be cold and unfriendly....or if that's just the way she is and it's the only way she can be.

PatK said...

Ay yi yi...I just read the CC entry upthread. Where are the coupon savings tip? My God, CC is just another personal blog for her, isn't it? Is there any actual adult with business sense in charge at CC??

heather said...

Why is Kate still with CC?

Ex Nurse said...

I had never believed that Kate and Steve are romantically involved. That doesn't fit into the narcissistic profile and we have seen that she has no ability to put someone else's need before herself. Whether they are sexual partners is a separate issue since she doesn't appear to understand what intimacy is. I think that Steve, who is out for Steve, knows how to help her. He is her employee, so, in the end, she has complete control of their relationship. 

One of the ways to help her is to keep her supplied with empty platitudes, like "Kate, you look fantastic", as reported by the Huffington Post reporter that was vacationing on BHI. The other way to help her is to act as her buffer with the world so that she can glide through situations without interactions. He fits the picture she painted of her dream husband--none of which included romance or love. It was a stern father figure that will control the kids and make sure that all of her needs are taken care of. 

They are kindred souls who are simply using each other to their own advantage. I think that they are probably pretty up front about that, because they don't see anything wrong with it. In the entertainment world, it isn't unusual to have assistants or security that travels.

She has always struck me as being asexual, but i wouldn't be shocked if they were having sex.  I just don't think there is any genuine affection because she isn't capable of it.  At some point, (probably during DWTS, when she saw how much attention Pamela Anderson gets for her body and sexuality), she decided that looking like a soft-core porn star was going to  be her path to stardom. 

A torrid love affair just doesn't fit her other personality characteristics. 

Hey--has anyone else noticed that she no longer wears low-cut dresses and tops. The top halves of the dresses have been pretty modest, but very very short. But, wow--that picture with her fan really shows how huge those torpedoes on her chest have become. Maybe she is getting ready to accidentally release a sex tape.

NT said...

I agree with ther poster who laughed out loud when LL got fired from Celb Apprentice. I could not stand her. She's a loud mouth bully. Now Aubry needs to go. There's a reason Diddy fired her from Making the band. He said she was a ho with no morals and he was mad about the bad publicity she was getting. I could be wrong,but I don't think so. She's always me,me,me and I,I,I until they lose and then it's I wasn't the problem. She does have alot of creativity but her sluttyness always comes thru and ruins it. Thanks for letting me vent. Hope everyone is having a great day. Also,CC needs to rid themselves of Kate.

Once a Viewer said...

Gift of grab said... 167

Resting up from WHAT? A 15-minute "speech," followed by 3 nights of hot sex ..lol~~~
~~~I agree with Ex-Nurse. I can'tpicture Kate being, um, intimate- ugh,m I don't wANT to, but i agree she seems asexual despite her attempts to look sexy.


Also, doesn't Kate have her coffee station in her bedroom? Are the twins allowed to make her coffee without 'severeness' for entering? I thought she set it up the night before...what a fake, forced Mother's Day.

Dmasy said...

She has been busy "resting up". When I am resting, I am seldom busy. I am considerably older (and perhaps more active) than Kate. I am never as exhausted, tired and worn out as she is.

She won't be able to sell me any of her health tips!

Layla said...

ex-nurse said...
At some point, (probably during DWTS, when she saw how much attention Pamela Anderson gets for her body and sexuality), she decided that looking like a soft-core porn star was going to be her path to stardom.

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She may be trying to mold herself into Pamela Anderson's clone, but she's missing the personality. Pam seems like the kind of person who doesn't take herself too seriously. Like she can take a joke at her expense and throw one right back at you. And she's a tiger when it comes to protecting her kids, which makes her an OK gal in my book.
Kate, on the other hand, has NO sense of humor whatsoever, and takes herself soooo seriously. And as for protecting her kids? She has aready shown the world that she will exploit every hair on their heads to get herself some attention. No wonder she and Pam didn't get along. Pam could never respect a mother like that.

Westcoaster said...

Wow and wow, so today she is busy resting up. And judging from that ridiculous CC entry (they pay her for this?), she is busy resting up for breakfast in bed, the one that she is obviously busy choregraphing for herself next Sunday morning. Let's see, she has the Keurig set just so, the egg whites already separated, this afternoon she is probably handwriting all the cards for her surprise.

As for her comments on future spa days, I certainly hope the neglected boys are living full-time with their father by then, wearing clothes that fit and getting plenty to eat. My Mother's Day wish for them.

A Pink Straight Jacket For Kate said...

Dmasy said... 177

She has been busy "resting up". When I am resting, I am seldom busy. I am considerably older (and perhaps more active) than Kate. I am never as exhausted, tired and worn out as she is.

She won't be able to sell me any of her health tips!

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I agree Dmasy.

Something is not right.

LaLaLandNoMore said...

As I stated earlier, those 8 kids have bought a world of perks for their mother. Now, Kate wants us to believe all this junk she writes in a blog for CC. Not buying anything out of her grifting mouth. Notice how she never, never mentions anything about her own mother, the one who gave her life and reared her. It's always, me, me, me or I, I, and I. Gives me a headache. You'd think she was the only "mother" on the planet.

denni don't like kate said...

I think it would be wise for Coupon Cabin to have a meeting with Kate and counsel her on what is appropriate material for a coupon/saving blog entry. If not, they will continue to appear to be a company with no boundaries for their company mission. Kate's latest blog sounded more like what someone who write in a self-affirmation journal as therapy. Who needs so much reassurance from their children that they are loved? Really? Really?

Ingrid said...

My 33 yr old daughter has 3 kids, works full time and is finishing up her bachelor's degree in Biology. (going for a doctorate after this) Her husband works out of state 2-3 wks a month so she deals with alot alone. She started some sort of fitness program (I won't name because not trying to promote it) and she has MORE energy. So when I hear Kate say she is doing things to be healthy I think it is just her bragging and lies because she knows the sheeple think she is right about everything.

As for her marathons, if she does do SanDiego it is because she gets paid for it again. If she doesn't get paid she will find an excuse for why she didn't go to any this year.

Sue Buddy said...

New article:

Kate Gosselin's Super Secret Public Appearance

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474981315216

Kate's Going Down said...

Ha! She thinks when she has eight teenagers, they'll still be clamoring to serve her on Mother's Day?

Girl, PLEASE.

Even if she were a normal, good, loving mother, teenagers are sometimes quite forgetful selfish creatures. It's just how they are at that age. Not always, but they aren't known as the warmest and most loving people in the world!

And with how she is to them? Cold, prickly, demanding, controlling, probably even worse than what I've described?

Yeah, she won't be getting five girls dying to go to the spa with her.

And I love how the boys are left at home to make dinner for the "girls." Nice. You know what? She doesn't deserve kids at ALL, but she REALLY doesn't deserve those sweet boys. Not even a tiny bit. They deserve a mother who loves and appreciates them. What an ass she is.

And yeah, what the hell was that CC blog about, anyway? Savings?

I love how there's an unclosed parentheses in it. Who is editing this stuff? No one?

Ingrid said...

Good one Sue Buddy!!! I am still laughing.

Once a Viewer said...

Right, many of us work circles around Kate at various ages...'resting up?' Give me a break. For what? A marathon coming up, lol? With someone with such great fatigue issues I can't picture her as a runner at all. Just came in from gardening to finish laundry, will start dinner prep, do more laundry... and mowed the lawn & walked the dog this AM. AND managed to work (part-time, true) as well!

Gift of grab said...

Hurray! Sue_Buddy's back!

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474981315216

JudyK said...

NT said... 175
I agree with ther poster who laughed out loud when LL got fired from Celb Apprentice. I could not stand her. She's a loud mouth bully. Now Aubry needs to go. There's a reason Diddy fired her from Making the band. He said she was a ho with no morals and he was mad about the bad publicity she was getting. I could be wrong,but I don't think so. She's always me,me,me and I,I,I until they lose and then it's I wasn't the problem. She does have alot of creativity but her sluttyness always comes thru and ruins it. Thanks for letting me vent. Hope everyone is having a great day. Also,CC needs to rid themselves of Kate.
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Agree w/ every single word you wrote from CA to Kate to CC.

Tucker's Mom said...

It's been hard to wrap my head around Kate favoring the girls, although I do agree. Her tweet just makes me so sad when she says her plans for future Mother's Days completely excludes the boys. From Kate's disallowing the boys to eat their Bday cupcakes to telling one in pain to "man up", to making them wear clothes that don't even come close to fitting them.
Aside from the occasional photo op, I don't recall her ever really interacting with the boys.
During the RV episodes, it's like the boys were invisible.

Kate's Going Down said...

You guys are right: it's like Kate's own mother doesn't exist.

Perhaps she was just hatched from an egg.

Or from a boil on the devil's butt.

PatK said...

Good job, Sue Buddy!

bearswife said...

dee3, add another unfortunate victim of plastic surgery to your list - Kenny Rogers. He was such a handsome man and he is almost unrecognizable now! Such a shame.

That CC blog is worthless, just like kHatie. Her delusion knows no bounds.

Dmasy said...

Sue Buddy is back! Funny article. Now, if only Dallas Lady would pop by.

Tucker's Mom said...

Kate's CC blog is funny in it's self-centered badness. Who gives a rip what cereals she likes? Really?
Do y'all want to know how I take my coffee or how well done I like my steak or the fact that I love to eat my veggies?
Didn't think so ;-)

AuntieAnn said...

How are you?Hope your weekend was lovely!Hope your Monday is even better! about 2 hours ago
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Oh sure NOW she asks. She hasn't even so much as spit in the direction of her minions in the last few days and now she wants to know how they are?
Sheeple, sheeple, sheeple, give your wooley little heads a shake...
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gotyournumberKate said... 157

Did anyone else scream out loud with joy last night when Lisa Lampanelli got fired? I know I did. I think she was totally shocked.
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haha. I did. Literally hollered YES!!! at the top of my lungs. And yeah, I think "Mr. Trump, Sir" schmoozed her into thinking she was going to make the final two and then bam he smacked her up the side of the head. Glad she's gone and I hope she's seeing a shrink for her anger management.

Lynn said...

Sue Buddy rocks! Kate has to "rest up?" From what? Out of town with purse body for days? She has no clue and certainly any normal mother would not/could not identify with her. When I was raising my many sons I had not a day off ever. Not from work, and when we went on vacations I did not have nannies to help. But it was a joy to have the family all together in one place and I did not mind making all the beds, doing all the cooking, shopping, etc. Kate does not and will not ever get what a real mother does.

Once a Viewer said...

Sue Buddy: That was really funny and spot on as usual. Thanks!

AuntieAnn said...

Back to CA for a second;

I forgot to add that I think John Rich sounds like he's full of himself too. He only talked about himself and how much money HE raised blah, blah, blah.

I hope Arsenio wins. The rest of them can go away. I lost respect for Clay for kissing Lisa's [wide load] butt.

Westcoaster said...

Thank you Sue Buddy for the mid-morning laugh.

And I call BS on the tweet that her kids have been planning Mother's Day for weeks. Total BS.

Too bad she isn't giving her sheep the MD brunch menu today on Menu Monday so that they too can have the Gosselin experience of a lifetime on MD. You could not make up this stuff. Oh, and that's right, K8 does not have a mother apparently, maybe she was hatched from an egg or delivered to earth by space ship.

We won't be seeing our children/grandchildren on MD this year, in part because we have just returned from a long trip abroad and the thought of driving up north is daunting, and in part because all of them are coming home the following weekend to visit and to take the grandboys to Disneyland. I am blessed to have them, and blessed to have a neighbor who is hosting a MD brunch this year.

Let's see - family, friends, neighbors - going to fire up my Keurig too. But that CC blog, so inappropriate for the site - put it on your own pathetic blog.

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