Friday, January 6, 2012

Book a Royal Caribbean celebrity cruise with Kate next August


No, this is actually not a parody dreamed up for a few laughs by the nonbelievers on a slow Friday night. Kate really is joining Royal Caribbean's Allure of the Seas August 12-19, 2012. For just several thousand dollars (plus flight to Ft. Lauderdale, plus hotel the night before, plus tips, plus alcohol, plus shore excursions, plus fuel surcharge of $70/day if fuel goes over $65/barrel), you too can:


  • Meet Kate Gosselin at our private welcome cocktail party
  • A commemorative personalized gift from Kate (one per family)
  • Capture your memories onboard with a personal photo with Kate Gosselin
  • Join Kate for a private BBQ on deck with a fabulous band
  • Join Kate for a morning brunch
  • Fun fun family games with Kate and staff
  • Charity dinner with Kate (optional)
  • Got questions for Kate? Attend her Q & A session
  • Check out Kate's latest book and bring it onboard for a book signing
  • Doesn't Kate always have the best ideas! Learn a new craft from the professional herself
  • Let's explore! Shore excursion with Kate
  • Let's talk about our fabulous cruise experience! Private group farewell dinner
Oh by the way, if Kate doesn't show up for whatever reason, I don't know like if Steve gets a splinter, you're SOL. According to a press release, two of the children will be going. For more information and to sign up, check out the official web site. http://www.kategosselincruise.com/

745 sediments (sic) from readers:

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Katie Cry-duh said...

I agree with localyocal, I think they are referring to the last book Kate wrote and not a book yet to be released. She can't write, she's a moron. She's gotten away with "writing" 2 books more than anyone gave a shit about. The first one Beth wrote. Again, she is a moron, double digit IQ, HS education, the end.

Nobody Likes a Narcissist (NLAN) said...

This tweet from this morning really shows how out of touch she is:

Kateplusmy8 Kate Gosselin
Your journey starts the moment you step onboard. Perfect summer vacation with the kids kategosselincruise.com
4 hours ago
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Except HER kids will be home with a "sitter" for ten days, right before they have to go back to school. Hopefully Jon has some vacation time and he can have them for a week.

That line she tweeted is such marketing bullcrap. You know someone fed it to her and told her to tweet it to her stupid sheeple. They should be so insulted! "A perfect summer vacation with the kids"?? F--- YOU, KREIDER! Does she have ANY CLUE what it would cost a family of four to go on this cruise? She's out of her f-ing mind!

The cheapest room that will accommodate three or four people:

B1 Boardwalk View (199 square feet)
$2100 per person; $1575 for the third or fourth person in the cabin



So, that's:

Mom -- $2,100
Dad -- 2,100
Kid #1 -- 1,575
Kid #2 -- 1,575
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TOTAL $7,350

Plus, most will need the hotel the night before the ship leaves:

Double or Twin - $120 per person/night (extra night $110 per person)

That brings it up to almost $8,000. THEN, add in airfare for four people.

""A perfect summer vacation with the kids"?? WHAT?!! For $9,000 to $10,000?? She's out of her f-ing mind. Really, she has NO clue because SHE never pays her way. I wish someone would tweet her that info. Ask her how the f--k she thinks a family will spend $9,000 to $10,000 to go on this stupid cruise.

Better yet - Hey KHATE, have YOU ever paid $10,000 of your own money to take YOUR kids on a vacation? Ha, I think we all know the answer to that, directly from the "not on my dime" grifting loser.

mim said...

A clue to a new book might be in Roma Downey's Tweets. She and her husband, the famous producer Mark Burnett, are Tweeting about a deal they signed with Zondervan, Kate's ex-publisher.
You knew Kate wasn't kissing up to Roma for friendship.

chefsummer #Leh said...

KG doesn't care if they can afford this trip or not all she cares about is Kate and Steve but mostly Kate.

mama mia said...

That picture is hilarious, so is the image of Kate's manager calling to let Kate know she has finally booked some work, and are you sitting down Kate, it is a CRUISE, yay, but er, no, sorry, you are not going in winter, no.. how does one week in August grab you? Um, no, you can't bring all the kids, um, no, you are not going to be singing, dancing or conducting, um no, you don't get to steer the ship, um, no, this is not a deep sea fishing excursion, you are just going to lend your celebrity status and hang out with passengers we'll call fans. Film you? Ah, no. Paps? Hardly. No we'll be providing you with a complimentary room and some drinks coupons, and a modest appearance fee. But hey, it is work!!

AuntieAnn said...

Get a Grift sheeple said... 197

Check out Kate's latest book and bring it onboard for a book signing.

It's on the list of all the awesome-ish things that are included in the grifting package.
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Amazon.ca has a hell of a deal for the 12 sheeple that may (or may not) show up.

I Just Want You To Know by Kate Gosselin
54 used from CDN$ 0.01

JudyK said...

Katie Cry-duh said... 1
I agree with localyocal, I think they are referring to the last book Kate wrote and not a book yet to be released. She can't write, she's a moron. She's gotten away with "writing" 2 books more than anyone gave a shit about. The first one Beth wrote. Again, she is a moron, double digit IQ, HS education, the end.
_______________________________________

Yes, thank you! NO COLLEGE, though she has intimated she's had some college...she's a liar, a fraud, a con artist, and a grifter...and those are her good points. Additionally, she can't write a coherent, grammatically correct sentence or spell anything more difficult than cat.

Rhymes with Witch said...

@Kateplusmy8 The Presidential Family Suite can accomodate up to 14 guests. Maybe cheaper if a group went together for this?
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Now there's a fine idea. 14 strangers in a suite on a ship. And Cruissnkate would join them? ha, ha, ha.

AuntieAnn said...

JudyK said... 7

Additionally, she can't write a coherent, grammatically correct sentence or spell anything more difficult than cat.
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And her favorite word is "gimme".

Once a Viewer said...

Maybe she will take her faves, Hannah and Leah, rather than the twins...she always puts Mady down and Cara obviously hates the limelight...

fidosmommy said...

re: Getting people to buy tickets for this cruise.

Is this why Kate has decided to reach out to her extended family all of a sudden?

mim said...

I'm sorry, Auntie Ann, but her favorite words are "I, me, mine, myself."

Layla said...

Haha, I took a look at that Ziggy person's blog...oh, so very funny. They think there will be such tight security, plainclothes security, etc, on this cruise. Idiots, don't they know that extra security will cost extra money, and Kate will not be digging into her profits to pay for that. Steve in his flip-flops and Ray-bans will have to do.
Apparently Ziggy should feel honored to get a personal invite from Kate...oh, please. If I were to go on Twitter and hint that I have the money and the time for this, she'd be all over me like...well, like Kate on Steve.
No way is Mark Burnett going to touch Kate with a 10-foot pole. First, her show was cancelled for low ratings, and then she wants a boatload of cash, and if it is true that he had anything to do with the infamous Sarah Palin episode, he knows what a nightmare she is to work with. Not gonna happen. Besides, if she had a new show in the works, she wouldn't be refinancing her house for extra cash and doing this lame cruise thing. She's got nothing. How long has it been since she's even been a guest on a talk show??? Gosh, I can't even remember. October? It's now January.

chefsummer #Leh said...

JudyK said... 7
Katie Cry-duh said... 1

Yes, thank you! NO COLLEGE, though she has intimated she's had some college...she's a liar, a fraud, a con artist, and a grifter...and those are her good points. Additionally, she can't write a coherent, grammatically correct sentence or spell anything more difficult than cat.
++++++++++++

She knows how to spell these words....

Money
Me
I
Mine
Freebie
Comped
Nanny/Sitter

Out And About In Berks County PA said...

@RealZiggyFlo
RealZiggyFlo
@Kateplusmy8 The Presidential Family Suite can accomodate up to 14 guests. Maybe cheaper if a group went together for this?

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LOL!! Eight guests standard, meaning eight adults with children. They are not going to allow 14 adults in one cabin. The Presidential isn't even available on that cruise. If it were, the price would be MORE than they would be paying in a cabin for two. I'll have to figure it out, but I'd believe that the cost for 14 adults in that cabin would be approximately $4,000 per person, if they would allow it.

Dallas Lady said...

So the ONE sheeple who said she would go, gypsi, has now said after finding out how much it is, she has to re-think it (in other words, she's not going).

Iwana has never said he's going.

Others have said door sure they can't.

Still others only say noncommittal stuff like sounds nice, I'm sure you'll have fun, which also means they can't go.

Hmm, Kate better hope she has some secret hidden well-off fans out there who want to take a chance on a storm ridden cruise, don't have kids that are school age, and don't mind pr won't pay attention to all the fine print on this thing.

Remember iPad woman? The one who said she's married to a Miami Heat player and she sent Kate five iPads, but when Kate refused to acknowledge her or even thank her, she had a change of heart about Kate. If that woman was for real and Kate had properly thanked her, she MIGHT just have been the only person who could afford this. Oh well!

I think publicly most sheeple will try to save face/halfheartedy defend Kate, but privately they've got to be pissed off, upset, disappointed. The simple meet and greet in St. Louis has turned into a money making scheme most all of them can't participate in.

What an asshole she is. Truly.

Katie Cry-duh said...

So if Kate makes $500 per fool who signs up for this cruise, let's do some math:

$2000 each for Kate, Steve, and 2 kids--maybe Joel and
Alexis? ;)
$8000 Minimum for Kate's cruise (assuming cheaper cabin, and only Steve as entourage)

That means at least 16 people have to go just to pay for Kate's cabin. I'm thinking she wants 2 cabins, and nice ones, plus her staff (huh?), plus all the extras like airfare, hotel, etc

So now I'm thinking at minimum, Kate needs 25-30 fools to sign up for this cruise to pay all her expenses. No way is that gonna happen.

Nobody Likes a Narcissist (NLAN) said...

Uh oh. This teen sheeple seems to have just found out about the news and she tweeted:

EmCr68 Emily Creighton
@Kateplusmy8 COME HELL OR HIGH WATER, IM COMING ON THE CRUISE!!!! it's righ when I come back from France too!! #pinchmeplease!
3 minutes ago

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Btw, that's a different one than the Emily I mentioned this morning (that was "EmilyKate"). Hmm, has she looked into the cost yet? Oh my, IF she does go, Paige will go "bezerk"

Marie said...

For a woman without a job, Kate sure seems to be well off. How do people fall for the fact that she still says she can't afford this or that but turns around and affords things most mediocre people can't afford.

I believe the day will come when Kate will be faced with having to be mediocre. I guess she should quit stepping on other people's heads on the way up because on the way down I don't think those hands will support her.

Only person I know who has made it her career to do nothing and get paid for it.

Twittering and a Twattering said...

bigfanofkate
@Kateplusmy8 K8's show airs internationally and she has 8 months to promote this cruise. I'm sure she can sell out this cruise.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's back again with another name!! No, Big, Kate doesn't have eight months to promote this cruise. Final payment is due on May 15. No, Big, Kate cannot sell out a cruise on a 6,000 plus passenger ship. She doesn't say if she is going...!!!

Nobody Likes a Narcissist (NLAN) said...

Well, that didn't take long. Emily must have looked up the price and realized it's impossible:

Emily Creighton
EmCr68 Emily Creighton
@Kateplusmy8 I'm totally stressing!! I want to go on this cruise sooo bad!!! Now all I need is to win the lottery!
4 minutes ago

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Khate's an effing bitch, she really is. What she's done to her few remaining fans is just cruel, especially the teens..

Rhymes with Witch said...

From the mouths of some sheeple:

"Nice work if you can get it! Go Kate."

"of course she gets paid! this is a paying job for kate…and that is entirely ok........"

.".......isn’t having fans what drives the pay for all celebrities?"

I have to address this last one - usually having TALENT is what drives celebrities' pay.

None of these sheep are planning to go, btw.

Warmth Of The Sun said...

Nobody Likes a Narcissist (NLAN) said... 21

Well, that didn't take long. Emily must have looked up the price and realized it's impossible:

&&&&&

NLAN, has anyone confirmed without a doubt that they will be going?

HollyMo said...

Marie said... 19
For a woman without a job, Kate sure seems to be well off. How do people fall for the fact that she still says she can't afford this or that but turns around and affords things most mediocre people can't afford.
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Going on a celebrity cruise is her job, doncha know? The sheeple are patting her on the back for creating such a wonderful (dare I say, fantabulous) opportunity to provide for her family!

P.S. Can you tell I am home recuperating from bronchitis and bored? *mediocre me*

Dulcina said...

It wouldn’t be so bad if it were just about getting attention.
She’s trying to fleece her "mediocre" sheeple for their hard earned cash.

Pity Party said...

I think one lady - I may have read it here said she was going, tweeted KT back and said it was $9000 (for 5 kids) and that she would have to rethink it. That is without the add on charges. I think she is being noncommittal about the kids in order to make people think they are coming. It would cost way more than she could ever cover with what few people may join to carry the kids. I don't think any court would support her taking the kids to meet the fans in the middle of the ocean with nowhere to run. All anybody would have to do is show the twitter feed that she is catering to and the footage of their last sea faring outing The twitter is all about pedophilia and such as that. I think KT is crazy for letting it continue. I hope someone is taking screen shots is all I can say.

Flight of the Kiwi said...

I took an RC cruise 11 years ago. Much to our surprise it was also a Richard Simmons cruise. I think only 25 people were in his group...and boy did he always look irritated. Took a few pics of him just to show friends what a pickle he truly is. He was FURIOUS that the people NOT in his group took his picture. He would not speak to anyone not in his group and got annoyed with his group if they approached him outside of the assigned "events" including a book signing. Narcissist to the max. At least he worked his butt off to earn his fame and fortune, I'll give him that. Our travel agent was so surprised. She had no idea. Can you just imagine how the other 4,000 on the that boat are going to react finding KG there as well? Betcha some will demand a refund!

A Pink Straight Jacket For Kate said...

Kate calls her sheeples/tweeples her "friends"?

I've never known of a friend that does what she is trying to do to her sheeple.

With friends like Kate, who needs enemies?

I wish that her followers would see that Kate is only interested in making money off of them. She's just a malevolent succubus, who will not think twice about making ANYONE spend an exorbitant amount of money to line her pockets.

She's attempting to pick-pocket all her "fans" under the guise of a cheap tweet, a fake smile, and a false promise that they will be best friends forever.

As far as Kate is concerned, if you love her, or if you want to meet her, you will find a way to get the money for the trip.

Meanwhile, reality is that Kate & ratclaws will ultimately get a vacation for free, on the backs of her unfortunate "fans".

F*ck that!

Kate is nothing but a swindler.

pamelajo said...

Step right up, I have some really nice kool-aid to drink!!!!

Twittering and a Twattering said...

bigfanofkate
@Underwalt @hgraymommy @kateplusmy8 I bet she has a game plan of cancel and/or reschedule at the last min to avoid the huge crowd of fans

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Big thinks that Kate is going to be swarmed by tons of fans and she'll have to hide out! I want whatever this person is smoking! Why would Kate cancel to avoid fans...they are her bread and butter on this trip. She's trying to GET fans to cruise!

silimom said...

Thanks for the info on how the pricing works everyone. If it's $1900+ per person, then definitely go through Expedia or Orbitz or even RC, as it's almost $2000 cheaper!

When we went on our cruise it was only 4 days from LA to Mexico. The food was good (not the best thing I ever ate but tasty) and there certainly was a lot of it! We only ate in the dining room once, mostly because we had an inconvenient time and it was just easier to hit the buffet.

Our cabin was small but certainly worked for my husband and I (and we're not tiny people by any stretch of the imagination!).

We went 6 years ago because they were having a sale and we managed to go for under $1000 and that included airfare, the cruise, and some day excursions. I don't think I'd spend $4000 plus expenses and airfare just to meet Kate Gosselin. Sorry but no.

anger issues kate said...

Great pic Admin.
What I see is this Alice (in wonderland) travel agency in for a real shocker. And the idiots that go on this KG cruise, having their idol and cruise turn into another RV trip.
I for one find that statement about the refund of the trip, strange. Almost sounds as if, once you pay TS, if Kate decides that 12 people or less is not enough to waste her time on, the 12 are stuck, to either go on the cruise or lose the money. I wonder what the min number of passengers is for the agency to not cxl the trip. I really don't see this trip happening. If it does than those foolish sheeple fans will be taken to the bank.
Hey, isn't kate suppose to be in LV at that CC thing?

Twittering and a Twattering said...

"With friends like Kate, who needs enemies?"

$$$$$$$$$

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!


"Kate is nothing but a swindler."

$$$$$$$$$

I think we learned that back in the "love offering" days...

In the Neighborhood said...

Anger, 32: I for one find that statement about the refund of the trip, strange. Almost sounds as if, once you pay TS, if Kate decides that 12 people or less is not enough to waste her time on, the 12 are stuck, to either go on the cruise or lose the money.

++++++++++

Yes, it is nebulous. That's the first thing I would want to know if I laid out money on this. If Kate cancels because not enough people have signed up, will those that have made final payment get a refund? It doesn't sound like it.

In addition, I'd also want to know if the travel agency can cancel at its discretion, and only those who purchased insurance would get a refund.

Are sheeple really smart enough to ask those questions? Do they know to purchase insurance?

Nobody Likes a Narcissist (NLAN) said...

Wow, this is how Khate answered the teen Emily (ignoring her second tweet where she said she was stressed about it and would need to win the lottery):

EmCr68 Emily Creighton
@Kateplusmy8 COME HELL OR HIGH WATER, IM COMING ON THE CRUISE!!!! it's righ when I come back from France too!! #pinchmeplease!
59 minutes ago

in reply to @EmCr68 ↑
Kate Gosselin
@Kateplusmy8 Kate Gosselin
@EmCr68 awww so cute.... Xo
7 minutes ago

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Btw, she also tweeted that she's home "feeding" dinner:

Kateplusmy8 Kate Gosselin
Feeding dinner... Sloppy joes, fries, steamed broccoli/and 'colly-flower', named by none other than Collin :)
4 minutes ago

chefsummer #Leh said...

Let's see what KG talent is I mean she has to be good at something right.? Let see what she's good at doing.

1.Reality Star-no
2. Writer-no
3. Dancer-double no
4. Nursing-I doubt it
5. Good Driver-nope

CharlieCat said...

I see K is tweeting about being home feeding dinner. Looks like she blew off the CC event in LV. Do you think she decided the Bermuda trip was more important and she needed time to prepare and canceled on CC? Wonder how CC feels about her missing the conference.

Rhymes with Witch said...

Looks like she blew off the CC event in LV.
**********
Maybe it wasn't comped?

Pity Party said...

I was wondering about that LV thing. Wasn't that this weekend? Maybe she is going to fly in tomorrow and do her speech and leave. I guess all she can think about now is diamonds and caviar. I hope she gets hammered on the fan cruise thing. She deserves it. What is the mobile garage they have mentioned Twitter?

Virginia Pen Mom said...

"With Gosselin's name attached, the travel agency organizing the trip -- to take place on the Royal Caribbean ship "Allure of the Seas" - said it expects families and adult admirers of Kate to flock to the cruise that runs from August 12-19, 2012."

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Hm, "FLOCK to the cruise." FLOCK. Sheep do FLOCK, don't they?? LOL. Will Steve be at the gangplank with his shepherd's crook?

But seriously, Kate's horrible. This is her worst stunt yet.

She is a Cow said...

Rhymes with Witch said... 38
Looks like she blew off the CC event in LV.
**********
Maybe it wasn't comped?
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She has probably been fired. How can they possibly think she is doing a good job, especially enough to send her on a "business trip" on thier behalf. My bet is they canned her non-couponing ass.

Rhymes with Witch said...

The cruisinkatie thing was mildly amusing at first; making money without using her kids. When I read her tweets to her tween, teen and medically involved fans, it got disgusting. When I read that 2 count 'em 2 of her children are slated to go I realized there is NO depth to which she will not sink.

Dallas Lady said...

Maybe CC canceled on HER. I've been wondering if they were going to keep her. They might have decided they don't need her "services" any longer. It's the only way I could see her turning down another opportunity to escape the orphanage.

Also, I assumed "staff" in the list of events on the cruise means the ship staff.

Don't forget, if her publicist set up this cruise thing, she gets her pay, too. And I'm sure she did, Kate is bone lazy.

And now I'm wondering if she's going to the Bermuda thing. It'll be interesting to see. If she doesn't go, it's because they didn't pay her way.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Fired from TLC fired from CC-(possibly) who's next.?

She is a Cow said...

You see, this is why I always disagreed when people said they would be fine with Kate doing ANY job, as long as it didn't involve the kids. Kate is a despicable low life. She is a lazy, entitled, self-centered bitch that deserves nothing. I have no idea how these opportunities keep falling in her lap, but this time, I think she has gone too far. I cannot see her filling the quota needed for this "kate cruise" and the more she tries to promote it on twitter, the more desperate and dispicable she looks. Some day the sheep will see her for who she is. Get a real job Kate. Stop grifting off of the few fans you have left. It is not pretty.

She is a Cow said...

She was very quiet on twitter this week before last night and this cruise thing. Remember, she was sooooo exhaustedish and tired, she couldn't keep her eyes open.

I bet she was fired from CC, trip was cancelled and she went into a little bout of depression, just like she did after TLC canned her ass.

As far as Bermuda. WE DON'T WANT YOU KATE! Unless you can show a little class and pay your own way, don't bother coming!

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

Let's see if this person actually goes on the cruise:

alangley388
@Kateplusmy8 the cruise will B a blast!!!! I'm planning now:)

Rhymes with Witch said...

That makes 3, maybe 4 cruisers.

Virginia Pen Mom said...

sarah
gypsi001 sarah
@
@BarbGilmer @Kateplusmy8 will have to make my own flight arrangements. they arent included in the trip
6 Jan

in reply to ↑
Barbara Gilmer
@BarbGilmer Barbara Gilmer
@gypsi001 @Kateplusmy8 If this was done right it should of included air fair in2 the price also!
6 Jan via web


sarah
gypsi001
@BarbGilmer @Kateplusmy8 and i also have to pay airfare both ways.
6 Jan

in reply to ↑
Barbara Gilmer
@BarbGilmer Barbara Gilmer
@gypsi001 @Kateplusmy8 So whats the TOTAL cost? Airfair and all!

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Wow, this sounds almost like...criticism...of the way Kate (or Kate's preferred agency) handled this. Gypsi, who had decided to go, has stick shock and is bailing, and Barb (the former address giver) is talking about this not being "done right."

Marie said...

Feeding dinner? What are her children eating with the chickens now? Don't most people say eating dinner? I've never heard anyone say feeding dinner.

Unless it's a regional thing I am not used to hearing from PA and all that just sounds so weird.

Virginia Pen Mom said...

I meant "sticker shock". Although maybe it was Freudian and referred to the legendary stick Jon mentioned...

Rhymes with Witch said...

Marie, the queen does not deign to eat with her children. She feeds THEM and then eats her famous salad.

Rhymes with Witch said...

Thanks for the laugh, VA Penn Mom.

Red Sky At Night said...

Once again, Kate did not think this through. She never does. That silly contest was one example of this.

The people who can afford this trip are NOT HER FANS. They are wise to her grifting, her scams. The ones who are her fans do not have the funds to come up with an expensive trip like this, and she knows it - or SHOULD know it. If not, she's dumber than I thought.

A sheeple and her husband with two children do not have 10 grand lying around for a family fun-filled vacation. They certainly aren't going to scrimp and save and come up with that kind of money by May 15. They'll spend their vacations at a beach motel or in the mountains somewhere, and will have a much better time making memories for their kids than being on a cruise somewhere where the wife could do nothing more than wave at Kate from across the room.

Kate absolutely should not take the kids on this trip. They've been yanked around enough, photographed to the nth degree. They don't need this. The sheeple will never miss them.

NJGal51 said...

I thought the CC gig was next weekend...or is that the Bermuda "charity" (cough, cough) gig? She is so very busy I can't keep her schedule straight!

Dallas Lady said...

Wait, all those events she'll probably bail on doing are on ONE day??? Toward the end of the cruise?

Yeah, she'll take the cruise, and she'll get magically sick on the 18th and won't have to do any of those things with her 2-3 sheeple who managed to be there.

(Though I'd honestly be surprised if there were even two or three!)

boyson said...

She is a Cow said... 128

* Doesn't Kate always have the best ideas! Learn a new craft from the professional herself.
_________________

Excuse me.... When did Kate become a professional crafter?? For that matter, when did Kate have a good idea, much less the best ideas? Crickets


+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Nonsense! Kate is a professional barn door builder, furniture mover, and picture hanger person!

In Kate's workshop, you will master:

** Making doors with glue and Popsicle sticks!
WARNING: NOT ONE DROP OF GLUE BETTER FALL ONTO THE TRASH BAG DROP CLOTH!

** Moving tables and chair in the main dining hall!

** Hanging the daily itinerary on the cruise line's bulletin board!

And the Queen Bee herself will be in close proximity sitting on a white lawn chair while berating with pearls of encouragement - "YOU'RE LEARNING IT WRONG!"!!!!

Where do I sign up?

JudyK said...

I'm betting CC has canned her butt.

Marie, "feeding" means she's not eating...just feeding the kids. (Her meal is probably a radish.)

boyson said...

I notice those sheeple who for whatever reason are unable to go on that cruise are kissing Kate's ass by encouraging others (selling) to make that trip.

Really sad!

Ingrid said...

Dallas Lady. I went back to that itinerary and there are 3 days of doings with Kate. I am not sure if I missed it or if someone commented and they fixed it. I could have goofed. Wish I would have copied and saved the page.

In the Neighborhood said...

Feeding dinner? What are her children eating with the chickens now? Don't most people say eating dinner? I've never heard anyone say feeding dinner.

Unless it's a regional thing I am not used to hearing from PA and all that just sounds so weird.

++++++++++++++++++++

Yes, and no. I've never heard the term "feeding dinner." I've said, "I've got to feed the kids now," but "feeding dinner" sounds strange.
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Barb Gilmer tweeted:

Barbara Gilmer @BarbGilmer
@lisalu0610 I know she is but i wont go broke to meet ANYBODY!

Barbara Gilmer @BarbGilmer
@dmaxey3 Way too much,4 me and kids and hubby,your looking at over2,k. AND AIRFAIR! nO CANT DO IT~

Barb obviously doesn't know how to read the cabin charges. The cheapest cabin to accommodate all of them is $2,100 PER PERSON, plus $1,575 for EACH CHILD.

She's not going, and she's Kate's Twitter secretary from Nebraska. I think that for her, husband and two kids, it would cost her $7,300 including hotel and round-trip airfare.

KmartSmart said...

Flight of the Kiwi said... 27

I took an RC cruise 11 years ago. Much to our surprise it was also a Richard Simmons cruise. I think only 25 people were in his group...and boy did he always look irritated. Took a few pics of him just to show friends what a pickle he truly is. He was FURIOUS that the people NOT in his group took his picture. He would not speak to anyone not in his group and got annoyed with his group if they approached him outside of the assigned "events" including a book signing. Narcissist to the max. At least he worked his butt off to earn his fame and fortune, I'll give him that. Our travel agent was so surprised. She had no idea. Can you just imagine how the other 4,000 on the that boat are going to react finding KG there as well? Betcha some will demand a refund!
January 7, 2012 2:05 PM


I went on a "Soap Opera" cruise in '98 where celebs from CBS soap operas were on board. They were all nice ( and drunk , too ), but you don't "mingle" with the celebs like some of Kate sheeple are thinking will happen. The celebs do certain "hosting" events, like mc a belly flop contest, a Q&A forum, some who had talent and could sing did so during the shows at night, and you could wait in a line for signed autographs one day, but there was never any mingling between them and us fans. It's not as if Milo or anybody will be sitting with Kate at the Captain's dinner and having girl time. No. The queeen will be surrounded by her royal "staff" as she walks through crowds and stops to chat with no one on her way to doing whatever it is she's scheduled to do ( call out Bingo balls? ). My guess is the rest of the time she will be sunning it on her private balcony and instructing her staff to keep the mediocre peeps away from her.

My guess is any of her fans who shell out big bucks to go will be disembarking and muttering, "Well that was a load of crap!"

chefsummer #Leh said...

Is Kate writing another book? if so what happen to her last book the us supposed to come out love in the mix.?

In the Neighborhood said...

In Kate's workshop, you will master:

** Making doors with glue and Popsicle sticks!
WARNING: NOT ONE DROP OF GLUE BETTER FALL ONTO THE TRASH BAG DROP CLOTH!

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You will also learn how to decorate the top half of a Christmas tree.

In the Neighborhood said...

chefsummer said... 63

Is Kate writing another book? if so what happen to her last book the us supposed to come out love in the mix.?

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Chef - I think it was canned for plagiarism. She took the recipes from soup can labels, or something equally as stupid.

Layla said...

We all thought we'd be happier when the poor kids were off the air, but that's not the case. The sheeple want to know why, and i have an answer for them--it's because of the LIES!! Remember all those times she went on talk shows and said that she'd do anything, go back to nursing, work at McDonald's( WTH?? Why would a registered nurse work at McDonald's?) to provide for her kids if she had to. Now the show is cancelled, and it's time for her to actually DO something to provide for them--after all, they've been providing for her for 7 years, it's only fair that she do the same for them. And we now see that she was lying all along. She was never going to do any actual work, she just needed somehting to say on talk shows to make herself look like a good mom. All lies. Reminds me of the time she cried crocodile tears and claimed--on TV--that Jon had taken $230,000 of the $231,000 they had in the bank account and left her unable to pay her bills. What she didn't say was that Jon took $177,000 and SHE took the other $53,000. She knew she had taken part of the money, but she went on the air and lied about how much he had taken. Snd then it came out that she had also taken $100,000 earlier that year "to buy food for the kids". Wow, those are some expensive groceries. So, let me get this straight--she took $153,000 total, and he took $177,000. And he is the bad guy for taking money, and she is the good guy for also taking money. Sorry, that doesn't work at all for me. Why couldn't she have said the actual amount he took? Why didn't she admit that she took part of that money herself, and had taken more before that? Why all the lies?

KmartSmart said...

Marie said... 19

For a woman without a job, Kate sure seems to be well off. How do people fall for the fact that she still says she can't afford this or that but turns around and affords things most mediocre people can't afford.




I wonder how much her cash flow is down from the date of her last TLC paycheck to now. I bet she has a lot of money, but it's running out fast the way she spends. She might think she's in a good place with 3-4 million, but if this time last year she had twice that amount, well...
She's gonna be in for a very rude awakening one day (soon). Can't you see the sob People magazine articles now? "Kate Is Broke! What Will Become of Her and the Kids Now?"

And somehow she will blame it alllll on Jon.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Admi your next blog should be how KG is begging and hoping hoping to grift from her twitter fans.

Pity Party said...

You know if KT had been really serious about doing something special for her fans (instead of herself), she could have set something like this up, which would have been far more appropriate and many of her fans would find it affordable.

3 Day Cruises - 3 Day Cruise Deals and Discount Three Day Cruises. ... 01-20- 2012, Norwegian Cruise Line, Norwegian Sky, 3 Night Bahamas, $169, $197 ...

I have been to the Bahamas several times and it is a very nice relaxing but cheap vacation and 3 days is plenty.

Rhymes with Witch said...

And somehow she will blame it alllll on Jon.
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She won't be alone. Some of the sheep will also blame Jon, especially z and her offspring.

Rhymes with Witch said...

Why all the lies?
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It's who she is and what she does.

Anonymous said...

chefsummer 36 said:
Let's see what KG talent is I mean she has to be good at something right? Let see see what she's good at doing.

1. Reality Star - no
2. Writer - no
3. Dancer - double no
4. Nursing - I doubt it
5. Good Driver - nope

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6. Wife and Marital Partner - no
7. Daughter/Sister/Aunt - no
8. Friend - no
9. Employee - apparently not
10. Mother - definitely not

Just what is Kate good at, besides grifting and getting away with all manner of bad behavior?

Oh how I wish an opportunity like this had been given to the Hayes family, who really deserve it, and not to Kate, who's done nothing to earn the right to special treatment.

readerlady

Deep In The Heart Of Texas said...

"You know if KT had been really serious about doing something special for her fans (instead of herself), she could have set something like this up, which would have been far more appropriate and many of her fans would find it affordable."

^^^^^^^^^^

Absolutely, but they'd add another five hundred plus on there (which is what they did for this celeb package). Kate has to make her money!

What she's too stupid to see is that with a less expensive cruise, she'd get many more sheeple to sign up, and she'd make more money than she'd make with just a handful on an expensive cruise. Dumb, dumber, dumbest.

If she really cared about these fans, she should have announced that everyone should meet up for such and such a cruise. She will be there, and fans could get their own rates at a discount cruise agency. This, of course, would not benefit HER because she wouldn't be getting a percentage of sales.

Once a Viewer said...

Re: feeding. It's always been my biggest pet peeve of Kate's speech and that's saying a lot!! Feeding leftovers, feeding dinner....I don't think it's regional- more often used with small children you do actually have to 'feed!' It is odd she eats a separate meal- doesn't she insist her kids eat only healthy foods in the correct order, organic of course? She used to eat at the end of the table in the old house...she could just have a small portion.

Ingrid said...

But if she did only a 3 day cruise she would have no days away from the fans!

Just wait and see how much she charges if she sets up that meet in St. Louis for her fans.

Mel said...

From another blog...Kate never had to pay for a vacation in her life....

Kate's whole life IS a vacation.

Call Me Crazy said...

Admin, you have outdone yourself with this masterpiece! It even tops the saloon photo. Thanks for the laugh!

The CC marketing convention is January 8-10. It will be interesting to see if she goes tomorrow. If not, and if she hasn't been fired, then she probably came up with some lame excuse to bail out. There is no way she would attend any event that would require her to participate in workshops or perform menial work chores while mingling with the mediocre employees.

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anger issues Kate said ...

I wonder what the min number of passengers is for the agency to not cxl the trip.
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Hey anger issues, I wish I had the cojones to call the travel agency and pretend to be interested in booking just to find out if there is a minimum number of passengers needed for this trip to happen. I would also like to know if they are offering trip insurance and how much that would cost.

I feel so sorry for these fans of hers. No matter how ignorant and misguided I think they are, I hate to see anyone taken advantage of and played for fools. I don't follow Twitter exchanges except for those on this site. Can anyone tell us what the non-fans are tweeting about this? Are they being rude, or are they bringing up some legitimate issues to help Kate's fans see through the smoke and mirrors?

Out And About In Berks County PA said...

Here's something else that the sheeple don't know. Before you board, you have to register your credit card with them. They run it to make sure that you're not maxed out. At the end of the cruise, all extra charges are put on that card, and there are many extra charges. When you get the final bill, you're amazed that you spent that much money (alcohol, sodas, shore excursions, gifts on board, internet etc.). If you want sodas, it's a package for $6.50 per day per person, so there's another $91.00 for a husband and wife - additional charge.

Before you can leave the ship, your credit card has to be approved and not declined. You're sitting there waiting to disembark, and you'll hear, "Will so and so please come to guest relations to settle your account" and you know that these people have maxed out their credit card and need to find another form of payment.

Call Me Crazy said...

Admin, you have outdone yourself with this masterpiece! It even tops the saloon photo. Thanks for the laugh!

The CC marketing convention is January 8-10. It will be interesting to see if she goes tomorrow. If not, and if she hasn't been fired, then she probably came up with some lame excuse to bail out. There is no way she would attend any event that would require her to participate in workshops or perform menial work chores while mingling with the mediocre employees.

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anger issues Kate said ...

I wonder what the min number of passengers is for the agency to not cxl the trip.
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Hey anger issues, I wish I had the cojones to call the travel agency and pretend to be interested in booking just to find out if there is a minimum number of passengers needed for this trip to happen. I would also like to know if they are offering trip insurance and how much that would cost.

I feel so sorry for these fans of hers. No matter how ignorant and misguided I think they are, I hate to see anyone taken advantage of and played for fools. I don't follow Twitter exchanges except for those on this site. Can anyone tell us what the non-fans are tweeting about this? Are they being rude, or are they bringing up some legitimate issues to help Kate's fans see through the smoke and mirrors?

chefsummer #Leh said...

Now ya'll don't going giving KG ideas about new cruises you know she loves to take other people's ideas.

Out And About In Berks County PA said...

Hey anger issues, I wish I had the cojones to call the travel agency and pretend to be interested in booking just to find out if there is a minimum number of passengers needed for this trip to happen. I would also like to know if they are offering trip insurance and how much that would cost.

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The trip insurance info is here:

"Travel Insurance is recommended. Access America provides protection for the traveler in the event that you must cancel your trip due to medical emergencies. Other benefits include legal assistance, emergency medical evacuation, travel document and ticket replacement assistance, etc. A brochure and waiver will be provided to you after deposit.

Cancellation: If you are canceling the cruise, air, hotel or other arrangements and you have insurance, you must advise Alice Travel Inc and Access America immediately, before the cancellation is made. In all cases, if you are canceling due to medical reasons, a doctor's visit will be necessary in order for a claim to be processed. You must advise Alice Travel of your cancellation within 72 hours after the doctor's visit and before the penalty increases to the next level (which ever comes first). Any cancellation MUST BE RECEIVED IN WRITING.

Cancellation Fee per person:
Feb. 1 - April 25, 2012 - $200
April 26 - June 10, 2012 - $400
June 11 - July 10, 2012 - 50%
July 11 - Aug 12, 2012 - 100%

Final Payment: May 15, 2012

Alice Travel Cancellation: Alice Travel reserves the right to charge a cancellation fee as noted on your invoice. It may be covered by your cancellation insurance if the cancellation is due to a covered reason."

Mel said...

..feeding dinner....

I'd say that if I wasn' t eating myself. As in my mom calling and asking what I was doing.....oh, feeding the kids dinner. If we were eating as a group, I'd say...oh, we're eating dinner.

Actually I would be conversing with my kids, and not texting during dinner. Rule #1: cell phones go in the middle of the table during dinner, and NO looking at them.

Call Me Crazy said...

So sorry about the double post. I got a Server Unavailable error message when I first submitted it, and it didn't look like it went through.

Call Me Crazy said...

Out and About in Berks County PA -

Thanks for the cancellation information. It sounds like the only reason they will accept for cancellation is a medical emergency. This should be a red flag right away. They won't let you cancel if Kate decides not to show.

It really sounds like kind of a fly-by-night operation. My husband and I had to cancel a trip to Punta Cana last summer due to a death in the family, and the trip insurance offered through the agency we used allowed us to cancel for any reason. I have never been on a cruise, so I don't know if this medical emergency stipulation is common or not.

Purple Skies said...

It was just a matter of time before Kate followed through on her plan to USE her twitter friends. I say "her plan to use" because that's all Kate has ever done with people involved in her life. But this time it's even more offensive because so many of these people are minors.

Out And About In Berks County PA said...

Thanks for the cancellation information. It sounds like the only reason they will accept for cancellation is a medical emergency. This should be a red flag right away. They won't let you cancel if Kate decides not to show.

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If you have insurance, you can cancel if she doesn't show. It depends on the insurance you choose. This does not say that you must use Access. You can choose your own cruise insurance, and some insurance plans have a cancel for any reason clause, which means it does not have to be a medical emergency. Sheeple need to read up on this before they sign up for anything.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

This cruise didn't just show up one day randomly. More and more I'm convinced she has been planning for AGES on some massive way to strip her sheeple of their cash. It explains why she has been increasingly nicer and nicer to them, even in the past couple weeks double and tripling her efforts to suck up.

Get it sheeple? Your queen is one diabolic ball of mental illness. Just in case you haven't gotten it by now, SHE'S USING YOU. WAKE UP.

Out And About In Berks County PA said...

I just read this again, and while it doesn't say that the only insurance they accept is Access, it certainly does sound that way. That's the first thing I would want to know - if Access has a cancel for any reason clause.

Marie said...

I guess when I have kids I'll learn to "feed" them. I just thought reading it sounded odd in my head.

Eventually, without gainful employment, Kate will go broke. Regardless if she continues to get comped hair cuts, free gifts from Twitter fans. You can't feed a family on adoration and comped items. You can try...but I don't think that's going to put bread and butter on the table.

Not sure how much CC pays but, come on, it's a blogging job. Some pay good but from what I've heard this site isn't exactly at the top of the list to get coupon deals. If I really wanted coupons that badly, ha, guess what? I open my newspaper most of the time. I've never taken a coupon off the internet.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Sure you can get insurance. Another $150, $200, $300 bucks tacked on to your bill. I'm insuring my next trip to Europe, just because life gets more unpredictable as we get older. It's an extra $250 for two of us. And I shopped around. I budgeted for it, but I wouldn't be able to do it if I were a sheeple and had to pay for a Kate Kruise and all the extra hidden fees too, and all on short notice.

Out And About In Berks County PA said...

This cruise didn't just show up one day randomly.

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You're right. When the young lad, Austin, wanted a fan get together (when was that?) someone jokingly suggested a cruise, and Kate said it would be a good idea. I remember at the time thinking, who would want to be out in the middle of the ocean with Kate?
Apparently her wheels were set in motion then.

Marie said...

Awe...come on, let the sheeple drowned in their own stupid sleepy adoration of a woman whose only contribution to the world was having 8 kids when she couldn't afford to. I say let them go, let them get cheated out of their hard earned money. What's that saying, "You walked right into it."

Kate is a twit said...

One question regarding this cruise or any cruise for that matter. Is there a minimum age for someone to go on the cruise without a parent or guardian? For instance, if Paige, Emily, or any teen could afford it, would they be able to go without a parent or any other adult? If not, then they would also have to worry about fare for their parent also.

I see how some of the tweeties are discussing this amongst themselves, and I really think this is going to backfire big time, especially if Kate doesn't do the meet and greet that the teens want to have.

I guess Kate's been so spoiled by all the free vacations that she's had, that she has no clue that going on this cruise could be a major financial burden for one of her fans.

She really makes me sick.

Out And About In Berks County PA said...

I wouldn't be able to do it if I were a sheeple and had to pay for a Kate Kruise and all the extra hidden fees too, and all on short notice.

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Those hidden fees add up. What the sheeple probably don't know is that the ship is on a cash-less system. If you want a pack of gum, it goes on your credit card. You're sitting around the pool, the guy brings you a Bahama Mama or two, and you sign for it. You go into the gift shop to pick up some tee shirts for the kids, you sign for it. You must have some of those photos that were taken onboard every day (at dinner, on the deck, wherever), you sign for it.
When you get your final tally, you'll need a good stiff drink. They think that the cabin cost and final payment on May 15 is the grand total. They will have a rude awakening.

Sheeple need to pay attention to those charges. I was on a cruise and noticed some charges that I didn't make. The gal said, no problem, I'll credit your account and issue you a new final bill. The new one was also incorrect. Issued me a third one, which was fine.

I got home and found out that they charged me THREE TIMES and never credited the two final bills that were in error. It was in the thousands of dollars. I contacted the credit card company with documentation that two of those bills should have been voided. It took six months, and no response from the cruise line to get it straightened out. The CC company did issue me credit. I have never cruised with them again, nor would I.

Ah, sheeple...know what you are doing before you go!

chefsummer #Leh said...

Maybe TLC was going too film the cruise so she would get a free trip she got fired and now she needs her fans to pay her/Steve way.

anger issues kate said...

Hey, read the note at the very bottom of the important stuff, on the page of the insurance. It seems, that if Kate decides to skip a function or cannot go Alice(in wonderland)travel is not liable. That is saying: got your money suckers.

Read some of the comments at ROL, and they are all negative, about this cruise, gee, what happen to that Lexi person, who defends Kate all the time. They sure are quiet! I see our friends over at BM are equally quiet. I guess Kate threw them for a loop! LOLOLOL

I totally agree, with all here who said, Kate is ripping off her fans, I too do not like anyone who does that. These are gullible people, disabled people, young people and children, shame on Kate. These are our weakest members of society and Kate is preying on them. Go get a real JOB Kate. I think why Kate won't go back to nursing is 1. she has not done anything nursing for 6 years, and 2. she would really have to do a real job and really get her hands dirty. My sister-in-laws, sister-in-law, is a nurse and makes pretty good money, lives in a condo, really nice furniture, nice car. She does go up to a cabin on weekends, twice a month, has a 9am to 6pm shift(she stays past her time all the time)does have time off during the week and does some 12 hour shifts a couple of times during the month. Kate is full of shit. Yes, Kate is now away from her kids more.

Jane said...

Radar Online has the cruise info and is nicely snarky :)

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/01/kate-gosselin-sets-sail-will-host-caribbean-cruise

Localyocul said...

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/01/kate-gosselin-sets-sail-will-host-caribbean-cruise

"The trip starts and ends in Ft. Lauderdale, with stops in Jamaica, Cozumel and Haiti. Haiti? Yes, the poorest nation in the Western world has a cruise ship port-of-call in the city of Labadee. Oh, and August is hurricane season in the Caribbean.

And what will the former star of Kate Plus 8 get out of this? Celebs who host theme cruises typically get a flat fee for each passenger who signs up."

FireChicksKickAsh said...

Kate should watch this five-part YouTube presentation "I'm Your Number One Fan." Professor Paul Mullen discusses how admiration can turn into obsession. I have only seen Part 1 and 2 and this is creepy and scary. This is possibly the type of person with whom Kate is interacting.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NlGFVadESY

a coincidence is not the same as an accident said...

is it possible to cruise without a credit card? what if a sheeple with less than stellar credit, or a teen, has cash in the bank, but no credit or debit card?

Out And About In Berks County PA said...

Twit, 93...Good point! I had forgotten about that. Those kids aren't 21 yet, are they? Unless they are accompanied by an adult, 21 years of age or older, they cannot reserve a cabin.
That means that Paige and the other teens who are thinking about going either have to take their parents with them, or find an adult to go along.

Molly12 said...

Maybe CC asked Kate not to come to LV after seeing this sentence on the press release for her cruise,“Gosselin has found work as the head blogger for the website Couponcabin.com”. I wonder how CC employees and other bloggers feel about that statement? How many blogs has she actually submitted?

I find it funny that she is “head blogger” on a site that is supposed to help you save money but her Cruise with Kate trip is almost double of what any other website has listed.

Kate is a twit said...

So if Paige and Emily had the funds, wanted to go together and stay in the same cabin, they wouldn't be able to because they are under 21 and did not have someone in the cabin who WAS over 21?

Seems like there's a lot about this cruise that some people haven't thought through.

Out And About In Berks County PA said...

is it possible to cruise without a credit card? what if a sheeple with less than stellar credit, or a teen, has cash in the bank, but no credit or debit card?

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You need to register a card before you cruise for the onboard expense account. You cannot sail without it. You can settle your bill in cash. Some cruise lines did, at one time, allow you to pay cash up front before you embarked. If you think you're going to spend $500, you give them that much in cash. If you go over that amount, you must settle in cash or on the credit card they have on file. I don't know if they still do that, but I would be surprised if they do. I've never used that method of payment.

Out And About In Berks County PA said...

So if Paige and Emily had the funds, wanted to go together and stay in the same cabin, they wouldn't be able to because they are under 21 and did not have someone in the cabin who WAS over 21?

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Correcto mundo. They would not need a parent or guardian present, but one person in the cabin must be 21 or over. Let me look it up...

This is the answer directly from the Royal Caribbean site:

No guest under the age of twenty-one (21) will be reserved in a stateroom unless accompanied by an adult twenty-one (21) years of age, or older. This age limit will be waived for minor children sailing with their parents or guardians in adjacent staterooms or under-aged married couples (proof of marriage is required).

Westcoaster said...

Oh they're thinking it through, as in after checking out this incredibly wonderful opportunity to spend meaningful and personal time with their friend Kate, they all seem to be seeing the loopholes. Sticker shock is one. And yes, the restrictions on minors booking will save the tweenies.

But shame on K8 and her handlers for even going this far with her fan base, shame on all of you.

Haiti? On a cruise ship? Oh,what a humanitarian opportunity. K8 gives back.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Will she have coupons for the cruise from coupon cabin.??

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Oh great now the young sheeple will get themselves married so they can go on this cruise.

Rhymes with Witch said...

Seems like there's a lot about this cruise that some people haven't thought through
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Since when has Kate EVER thought ANYTHING through?

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

"Feeding" is just another way to make the kids sound younger than they are. Think about it. It's the most normal thing in the world to say "I'm feeding my baby. I'm feeding Collin."

It gets less and less normal to phrase it that way once Collin can talk and feed himself.

Out And About In Berks County PA said...

"The trip starts and ends in Ft. Lauderdale, with stops in Jamaica, Cozumel and Haiti. Haiti? Yes, the poorest nation in the Western world has a cruise ship port-of-call in the city of Labadee. Oh, and August is hurricane season in the Caribbean.

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It's Royal Caribbean's private island. Each of the cruise lines has purchased private islands that only that cruise line sails to. They have programs for the kids on the island, some craft shops, spa treatments, misting stations (it gets HOT!), water sports, a zip line, aqua park and a barbecue for everyone. Only the passengers on the cruise line are on the island. It's sealed off from the rest of Haiti by a wire fence.

http://www.royalcaribbean.com/findacruise/ports/group/home.do?portCode=LAB

librarylady said...

The Haiti stop on cruises always disturbs me. There is this beautiful, pristine beach location with great personal service, relaxation, great food and beverages, etc, etc. - and you are completely isolated from the horrendous poverty and now earthquake-affected life that is the rest of Haiti. Tourists never see it and never have.

I just could NOT go to that luxury beach knowing what lies beyond and continue spoiling myself on a luxury cruise.

Warmth Of The Sun said...

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said... 108

Oh great now the young sheeple will get themselves married so they can go on this cruise.

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LOL, admin! I was thinking the same thing!

librarylady said...

And I know that pay, albeit miniscule likely, goes to the Haitians working there which should trickle down to the economy. But I just would not be able to do it. I'd have to continue to give in ways other than luxuriating.

Kate is a twit said...

Out And About In Berks County PA said... 105

Thanks for checking and satisfying my curiousity.

Westcoaster said... 106

I think many are suffering from sticker shock, especially the teens. Some said that they'd definitely be going, and then after they checked out the cost they realized they couldn't afford it.

Kate is not only trying to get their money, she is being absolutely cruel playing with their emotions like that. Maybe just maybe, some of them will finally wise up-but I wouldn't count on it.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

I just could NOT go to that luxury beach knowing what lies beyond and continue spoiling myself on a luxury cruise.

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Exactly what bothers me. By the way, I don't like Radar snarking about Haiti. It is bad there. Now they're having problems with disease because of unclean water, etc., not to mention violence. Our church was all set to send a group there a couple months ago, and literally two days before we pulled the trip. Too dangerous. We have sent people all over the world including Burma and Africa and never cancelled trips! But it's fine and dandy to see a two square mile that the cruise companies cleaned up to look all perfect. Forget what's happening beyond the splendor, just don't think about it and you'll sleep fine tonight.

Another thing that strikes me as extremely unauthentic about cruises.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Oh yeah that's right cruises "trickle down" to the economy. Heh. If that's the case why aren't all those countries flourishing by now? Cruises are docked there 24 hours a day nine months out of the year.

a coincidence is not the same as an accident said...

Thank you for the answer, Out And About In Berks County PA.

I don't know how kate and "her people" sleep at night, knowing that they are using her fans. the woman is a self-centered, talentless grifter, and I just cannot fathom what her few fans see in her.

I used to work with someone who was considering a cruise with rocker John Eddie. THAT I could understand, he's a singer, and a few concerts were included. But kate has NOTHING to offer. Crafts?? Please!!! Does anyone remember the picture from a few years ago where she was arranging flowers, in an attempt to make her Martha Stewart-ish? Sorry; I don't know how to make a link clickable:
http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/67830/2010/05/kate-gosselin-does-some-crafting-after-getting-her-nails-done

Yeah, that didn't work.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Tamara said....Second, anyone ever considered that Khate's less than bright fans, which would be most if not all of them, are on the downside of Darwin? They are adults. If they want to worship a narcassistic maniac, well, that's their right. It doesn't hurt anyone else.

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Tamara, I get what you're saying. I do. And I think there is a line you have to draw where you just have to let other adults do what they want. But I think as a society we have an obligation to look out for each other, even those who are dumb, making stupid decisions, digging their own graves, even folks we don't really like, who have been cruel to us.

I think if people see a snake oil salesman, we should say so. If we see someone falling for the snake oil salesman's tricks, we should tell them. Sure, they might not listen. But at least we said something and alerted them. I think it's a moral obligation. Maybe not the same sort of obligation folks feel when CHILDREN are being harmed, but it's on the same moral lines.

I look at it this way. If I were being dumb and getting swindled, I hope someone would tell me. Maybe I'd be too stubborn to listen, but at least the seed was planted for me to chew on. And when I DO get to the point where I realize something is off here, I'll remember that person who said something to justify why I'm jumping ship.

a coincidence is not the same as an accident said...

oops, just saw that the flower arranging was last year, not a few years ago.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

On that picture on the web site, does that zip line dump you off into the water? Now that's kind of cool.

Twittering and a Twattering said...

nickiechapman
@BigFanofKate @Kateplusmy8 An how are u so sure that I would be paying her way?

$$$$

A perfect example of a sheeple who says she is going, but just doesn't get it, and hasn't figured out Kate is making money off this and because of it, will be comped.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Ok that fan documentary seems terribly exploitive. Watched part 1 of it, not sure if I can get through the rest. Obviously these folks are very mentally unstable.

This is exactly what I mean about Kate. STOP exploiting your fans. STOP.

librarylady said...

This is an interesting article about celebrity cruising from the Wall Street Journal last spring. It focuses more on smaller, specialized cruise lines, but gives some insight on expectations and so on

http://tinyurl.com/3zv3poe

FireChicksKickAsh said...

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said... 123
Ok that fan documentary seems terribly exploitive. Watched part 1 of it, not sure if I can get through the rest. Obviously these folks are very mentally unstable.

This is exactly what I mean about Kate. STOP exploiting your fans. STOP.

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I agree and that is why I barely got through Part 2 before I had to quit. The scary part is how deeply devoted these people are to the person they worship, how they believe that they have a personal relationship with that person; and how upset they become when it seems that they are being ignored. All of the things that have been said all along about Kate's fan base, yet here she is not only communicating with them on Twitter but inviting them to spend face-to-face time with her and possibly a couple of her children.

sami said...

I read on another blog that certain posters here want someone to 'mug or kill' Kate. Really??

Pulling The Wool said...

@125...I agree and that is why I barely got through Part 2 before I had to quit.

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I made it through part 2, and the really creepy thing is that this is exactly how I imagine one of Kate's obsessive Tweeties to look like, minus the British accent.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

sami said... 126
I read on another blog that certain posters here want someone to 'mug or kill' Kate. Really??

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Oh good grief. No one has said anything like that nor would it be allowed.

We are saying the OPPOSITE, that we are worried some really obsessed angry fan might hurt her. We're worried for her, get it? It doesn't matter how much we disagree with her choices, we don't want her interacts with her fans to get her hurt, much less her kids.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

I made it through part 2, and the really creepy thing is that this is exactly how I imagine one of Kate's obsessive Tweeties to look like, minus the British accent.

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Me too, which is why I said awhile back that Kate's idea of who these fans are and how this cruise will go is not going to match up with reality when she sees them.

CS said...

ALICE TRAVEL

Join Paula Deen and Family for a fabulous Party at Sea.

http://www.alicetravel.com/paula_deen/deen_family_cruise.html

chefsummer #Leh said...

Kate might be a horrible person and a grifter but she doesn't deserve to be harmed in any fashion.

Red Sky At Night said...

We are saying the OPPOSITE, that we are worried some really obsessed angry fan might hurt her. We're worried for her, get it? It doesn't matter how much we disagree with her choices, we don't want her interacts with her fans to get her hurt, much less her kids.

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Admin, I think they might be referring to the post (posts) by someone who said something like if anything happens, oh, well, she brought it on herself and Kate's not important enough for anyone to worry about it.
But I don't recall anyone coming out and saying they'd like to see Kate mugged or killed.

Call Me Crazy said...

Admin,

Thank you for saying this:

"I think there is a line you have to draw where you just have to let other adults do what they want. But I think as a society we have an obligation to look out for each other, even those who are dumb, making stupid decisions, digging their own graves, even folks we don't really like, who have been cruel to us."

This reminds me of Jacob Marley's profound words in Dickens' A Christmas Carol:

"Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence, were all my business. The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!"

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

It's quite a leap to assume that someone who thinks Kate needs to take responsibility for her interactions with her fans (she does) means they actually WANT Kate to get hurt. Not a single person remotely suggested that. The fans have no credibility when the bend and twist what we say to suit their purpose.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

To oversimplify it, it's sort of like politics. There are those who say just let Americans fend for themselves don't interfere leave them alone everyone has a right to their own decisions and lives. Then there are those that say intervene, stop it when something is going wrong, make things better, fix it, change it.

There's a case for both. But when it comes to Kate preying on her fans, I'm in the camp that says it's wrong, stop it, fix it.

Lynn W. said...

I hope some of the sheeple/tweeties who have looked at fares independently and found them cheaper realize that they will not be allowed into any of Kate's Special Events. The group will have a badge that must be displayed before they can enter the room. I've cruised with several groups and this has always been the case. That being said, I'm doing my RT Hawaii cruise hooked onto a local bridge group because my travel agent had available rooms at a group rate. Hope they don't expect us to play because we couldn't find our way around the deck (of cards).

Sherry Baby said...

I hope some of the sheeple/tweeties who have looked at fares independently and found them cheaper realize that they will not be allowed into any of Kate's Special Events.

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I hope that if any of these teen fans save enough money and decide to go on their own that they are told in advance that they cannot be in a cabin unless there is an adult (21 years old) present. If I were a parent to a minor, there is no way on the face of this earth that I would allow my daughter to room with a female adult sheeple who is a stranger.

fidosmommy said...

I am aghast that Kate would actually think and/or expect that her tweeties would take this cruise with her.

As much as I laughed at the St. Louis gathering, saying it was too much to expect people to pay for gas, hotel, food, etc. on a road trip for such a lame reason, this has me crying in my soup. What a positively idiotic idea this is.

Carrie Inaba said Kate was the least self-aware person around. I would have to say she is the least aware, period.

fidosmommy said...

I still have to wonder if this cruise is the reason Kate has mentioned mending fences with the extended family.

chefsummer #Leh said...

KG is so conceited I bet she think the cruises will sell out just like she thinks she getting another show or she's going to host a show.

Marie said...

Now, just how is her going to Bermuda, LA and this cruise supposedly taking her away from the house and the kids more than it would with a 9-5 nursing job at a local hospital?

With nursing you get benefits, sick days, vacation time, insurance. With her blogging job, what do you get exactly? Minimal exposure and a platform to promote herself. How she does that when she is so busy Twittering instead of paying attention to a family is beyond me.

I view it as a lame excuse because Kate just doesn't want to suck it up and do what she promised, to do anything to provide. People who say that and mean it are the ones who have two or three jobs working at 7/11 at nights or some other job after a full days work to provide for however many kids they may have.

Not running away from home 2/3 times a month to different states. Now, I give long-haul truckers and that a break, sure or those who actually do travel or business but I don't see Kate traveling for any real business. A lot of what I see is pleasure or hoping to pitch something or get noticed.

I sure hope she doesn't tell her kids to go out and get any part-time job they can get if they want something and she won't buy it. The kids have already been working and nothing to show for it except a lifetime of being humiliated possibly.

Beth said...

I sure hope she doesn't tell her kids to go out and get any part-time job they can get if they want something and she won't buy it. The kids have already been working and nothing to show for it except a lifetime of being humiliated possibly.
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IIRC, she said just that when it came time for the kids to get a car.

Marie said...

Okay, it's late and I must really be brain dead to have to ask what IIRC means?

Why? Why make the kids earn things when she's gotten things fallen into her lap for free? Oh yeah that's right, if the kids work hard, they too can have "servants."

Unbelievable piece of work, huh? Boy, she must have truly felt she deserved an entitled childhood to act as self-centered as she does now.

anger issues kate said...

Nobody here, said anything about harming Kate physically. If anything, we would like her cruise to bomb, because we all know except her devotes, that she is ripping them off.

I've been in a lot of fandoms over the years, and saw the crazy fans, first hand. The James Marsters fandom, for one. Crazed women would pay: $1500, for what amounts to 10 min with James. During a meet & greet, at a sci-fi convention of 3 days, this did not include air-fare or hotel. What it mostly was, private party(with 24 to 50 other people, who also paid that amount), front row seating, first to get pics with, autographs with, sunday breakfast, saturday concert: front row seats. These women would buy anything with his pics on it. He sold his dirty, broken couch for $2000, on e-bay. Something you or I would throw in the garbage.(they must be looking for DNA) After like the breakfast or any party, the fans would take anything that he touched. The venue was not happy about the one who cut the hole in the tablecloth.

And yes they were obsessed fans. Fans who camped out, by his hotel room, brought him presents, dressed as if they were going to a wedding, flew in from England, Italy, Germany, and across the country. One had front row seats and a camera with telo-scope lens of a foot & a half, taking auto pics of him(before digital camera, were talking film)(don't know if she was taking pics of his nose hairs, she was that close), screaming at him, when he came into the room. One even threaten to kill his GF(who by the way was a very nice person, too young(20years younger than him)I talked to her, even told that person who said that: you are not gonna do anything to her. These are the same ones who would show up at every appearance he made, even flying over to Europe and following him, there(must be nice to have money). One fan in Santa Monica, use to leave him a package every morning at his house, and waited in the car till he picked it up. One even broke into his house. I heard this stuff, experienced a lot of it, first hand, talked with some of the nut cases, and read on some blogs about it. Kates devotes sound like the same ones. Scary! Davy Jones fans are about the same, only older. And yes they all take the he's mine, attitude. Enough to almost declare war. Since I've never had an obsession with any woman, I can only tell you, of men, and mine were short lived. Obsessed for the moment and it was gone. My stands these days is for justice, trying to get our most gullible to see the light. Don't believe everything you hear, or anything that gets said these days. The runners for the next President, they flip-flop, from one moment to the next. It's who do you want to believe, or what do you want to believe. I think none of them are speaking the truth, only tryin to protect their own interests, not doing nothing for the rest of the country. My opinion. What Kate is doing is wrong. Yes, like everything else, Kate does not think it through, only how to get the money. An old phrase come to mind: by hook or crook. Kate is one twisted sister and so are her misguide fans.

am I dumb? said...

Who the hell is James Marsters?? LOL

Anonymous said...

Marie 143 - IIRC means If I recall correctly.

am I dumb? 145 - James Marsters is the actor who played Spike the vampire on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel".

I guess I just don't understand this obsessive fandom. There are authors, singers and actors I like a lot. Buy their books? Of course, maybe even go to a book signing if it's in my area. Attend concerts - again, of course. Go to their movies,watch their TV shows, maybe even buy their DVDs? Definitely. But travel all over the country? Spend $$$$$$$$ just to breathe the same air or maybe exchange a word or two with them? No way, Jose. I've met celebrities. I had a job once that involved meeting, interacting with, and acting as an assistant for a number of celebrities. Most of them were very nice. Regular people. Enormously talented, for the most part. A few were jerks. I just don't understand grown women (and men) who put people like Kate, who has absolutely nothing going for her except for 8 children she doesn't seem to appreciate, up on a pedestal. What does it accomplish?

readerlady

amyf said...

Localyocul said... 98

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/01/kate-gosselin-sets-sail-will-host-caribbean-cruise

"The trip starts and ends in Ft. Lauderdale, with stops in Jamaica, Cozumel and Haiti. Haiti? Yes, the poorest nation in the Western world has a cruise ship port-of-call in the city of Labadee. Oh, and August is hurricane season in the Caribbean.
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I'm pretty sure there's no "city" in Labadee - I think it's land owned by RC and the only thing there is beach. I went on a RC cruise about 20 years ago in a group package with a major pro sports team. I have to admit that at that time I really had a "groupie" mentality - I went to pretty much any local appearance that was open to the public, hung out where they exited after games and outside of where they practiced (I never tried to get into anything private). I even managed to show up at a few distant road games and somehow they were never surprised to see me. I was delighted to get to "know" them all - on a very superficial level, of course - and they all knew my name. The only thing I wanted from them was an occasional handshake or an autograph. I guess there was enough lacking in my life that this grasping for crumbs made me feel good, so I can kind of understand the sheeple mentality, much as I hate to say it. What really felt good was that one of the major players -now deceased :-( - actually gave me his phone number and didn't mind if I called him every few months to chat for a few minutes. The best part was that he trusted me not to abuse the privilege.

Back to the cruise - There were a few activities (cocktail party, etc.) that were limited to our group, but there wasn't a whole lot of contact. I remember wandering around the ship hoping to run into the players but I rarely saw them or their entourage (wives, team executives, etc.) except in the organized events. Or in the casino! The funniest thing was that they ended up being part of one evening's major entertainment. Connie Stevens was singing "Close To You" and she hauled 4 or 5 of the players onstage to sing with her, feeding each one lines to sing individually. It was funny as hell - they all looked mortified. :-) But back to topic (sorry this is so long, but it was fun remembering!) - anyone hoping to encounter Kate by accident doesn't have much chance - obviously she's not the type to be out hobnobbing with the mediocre.

Gosselin8ComeFirst said...

Am wondering if Kate took the red eye flight to LV last night, as she disappered after dinner yesterday without her usual "GN to my 69,000+ twitter friends. I am so exhausted." Guess time will tell.

Virginia Pen Mom said...

anger issues kate said... 96

I totally agree, with all here who said, Kate is ripping off her fans, I too do not like anyone who does that. These are gullible people, disabled people, young people and children, shame on Kate. These are our weakest members of society and Kate is preying on them.

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So well said!

I can't fathom that even Kate would be THIS bad--as Anger Issues noted, preying on the gullible, the disabled, and the young.

Kate's downfall in this scheme was her greediness. It might have worked had she tried for something with a cheaper price tag--$1,000 or $750 or who knows what the sheeple's average (upper) price would be to see their Queen.

But Kate started calculating what all these little people were worth to her and multiplied by the number of "tweeties" she was SURE would come. I can almost see her math. "If I could make $100 per fan, no, $200 each. Wait! $400 is better. $400 from Barb's spending money, $400 from Paige's college fund, $400 from Milo's medical account... And I have thousands of Tweeties! If some will bring their two kids, that's $1,200 I can make on each family!"

Then, to egg the fans on individually for something they can't afford so that she can make money off of them... Wow. I CANNOT get my head around it.

Good for Barb the address giver: "I won't go broke to meet ANYBODY."

She'll be lucky if five people sign up in which case I assume it gets canceled. Wonder if she'll go anyway to save herself the humiliation of admitting she threw an expensive party at a bad time of year, and no one came?!

whyohwhy said...

Just a few observations from my end:
1. I really do think Kate has something major coming up, be it a new book or something. Why would Alice Travel and RC invest in her if she didn't have anything coming up? They probably know she is coming out with something major and will be going through the talk show circuit to promote herself and advertise for the cruise so she will garner more passengers. Didn't she ask Paige where she lived because she has more appearances coming up? Maybe she is planning on doing the book signings once her new book comes out? Perhaps she is waiting until her contract with TLC ends so that she can announce it so that TLC will not be allowed to share in the profits with her? Also, why this newfound interest in Roma Downey? Methinks she is up to something but we will have to wait until after February to see.

fidosmommy said...

How many people will Kate have to talk into going in order to pay tuition times 8?

Once a Viewer said...

IIRC= If I recall correctly...

Re: CC- Kate's picture is up on their website like she is the 'celebrity' blogger or something, so I guess they want her 'personal' posts, but I don't think head blogger is her title...weird about that convention...

As for the cruise, it's not till August so she has time to organize and cajole others into going. I'm still not sure she will take any kids...Jon may have something to say and go for it legally....again.

Just curious said...

The cruise isn't until August but the final payment has to be in by May 15.

Gosselin8ComeFirst said...

150- I disagree. I think Kate and her publicist are on a fishing expedition to see what, if anything, she is qualified to do. Of course, travel was one of Kate's main interests, so I guess the cruise and the Bermuda dinner were high up on the list, and she is giving this a try, albeit on the back of her fans, with her appearance fees.

I think it is safe to say, this woman has ZERO boundaries, as she cajoles "fans" to sign up, with little concern for their personal circumstances. As long as her cruise cabin is covered/comped, and she makes money off the elevated travel costs passed on her to her fans, she gets to travel, and could not care less about her fans.

Her contract with TLC is over. There does not appear to be any books in the works, in spite of her stating she would like to write another one.

I do agree, however, her tweets with Roma Downey are suspect. But it could be Kate reaching out to try to get a "child brand" out there for DVDs of her kids. Who knows with her; she is desperate and grasping for any straw that comes along and testing out new projects, as she has no job. Especially anything to do with travel. She has made it clear that traveling several times a month is a priority.

Honestly, everything she touches turns to crap, so I am doubtful that anything she attempts is going to bring her any great success as a career.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Why would she write a new book her last book since didn't sell she giving it away for free and her cook book didn't even make it.

Kate is a twit said...

Years ago, I used to watch the soap opera "Days of Our Lives". One of their major storylines was called "The Cruise of Deception". I think that's a perfect name for this cruise.

CruiseCritics.com has a posting on their facebook account about Kate's cruise. There are over 480 comments, and all are negative.

She is a Cow said...

I don't think Kate has anything in the works. She has mentioned on twitter that she has "ideas" for books, but needs a publisher/writer to make that happen. Who is going to gamble with that again.

I think her "appearances" will become fewer and farther between. This Bermuda thing is probably exactly like Admin suggested. Hundreds of celebrities were contacted about it, but only a few bit and of course, Kate having nothing better to do, was one of them. Once people see she has absolutely nothing to offer she won't even be on the list of potential "celebs" anymore.

I believe the "katecruise" will be cancelled due to lack of interest. She will make up something to cover for that tho. Face it, the sheeple have as much as admitted to making fake twitter accounts to boost Kates numbers. She hears from the same few people all the time. Even if every one of them went, it would probably just amount to 20 die hard fans. Someone posted a link to Paula Deen's celebrity cruise. First of all, Paula Deen has a likable personality. I am sure she has Boatloads (pardon the pun) more fans than Kate ever will. THe cruise is scheduled for a way better time of year. The activities look interesting and fun and I am sure Paula would be seen around the ship even when it wasn't a scheduled activity. It is her personality to be friendly to people. Kate has the personality of a pit bull.

Layla said...

whyohwhy #150,
I don't think she has anything big in the works at all. If she thought she had a big paycheck coming up (ie a new book or TV show), then why did she refinance her house and take money out? Her first mortgage was for 9 or 10 years, so she could have had the house paid off in less than 7 years if she had the money coming in. But she refinanced to a 30-year mortgage, which means that she needed a lower monthly payment, even though it would take 30 yrs to pay off. That's not what you would do if you had a new, large source of income. She has kept awfully quiet about the refinancing, which shows that she doesn't want to address her dwindling finances. How can the Sheeple convince themselves that we are all jealous if it's publicly known that her money is running out?
The Sheeple think we're all so jealous of Kate because she's taking this cruise. Too funny! My last cruise was to Sweden, and even though the stops were lovely, I was not impressed with my "luxury cruise". Stuck in a cramped (although spacious for a cruise line) cabin, seasick, claustrophobic, just waiting for the next stop so I could get out of that floating hotel. To me, it was like being at a hotel whee you are locked in, and only let out on specific day to to specific things. No, thanks. Oh, and it wasn't in sweltering-hot August, in the middle of hurricane season.
No, sorry, sheeple, I'm not jealous. I'm going to take my 2-week trip to England and France this summer, and I won't be worrying about Kate's cruise while I'm gazing upon the great works of art at the Louvre. Oh, and my trip (with family) is not much more than Kate's pathetic cruise. Let's see, a fantastic cultural experience, or a week on a sweltering boat with Kate Gosselin...gee, that's a tough one. And let's not even start with trying to convince the hubby and kids that the Kate cruise is what we should be doing for our summer vacation. I'd never live it down. In fact, I'd be embarrassed to go to my hubby and tell him that I wanted to spend $3-4K so go on a Kate Gosselin cruise. He'd tell me to use the money to have my head examined.

anger issues kate said...

To all here: my main reason for going to see James Marsters and the other fandoms I was in was: 1. going to to something I liked, 2. meeting others who like the same thing you like, 3. besides the M & G/convention/get to gether, I went to see the city the event was in(traveling), 4. most of the time it was a group rate at the hotels, 5. shared a room with someone I know, 6. safety in travel(especially if you are traveling alone). That is why I went to a lot of the cities, the actor/singers were at. I did not just go there to see them, hang outside their room, hang in the lobby to see if they will walk by, but to see the city also. Most of the places I went to, I rented a car(I like to drive), most of the other fans did not drive, at all.

I too think Kate is up to something or she wants us to think, she is. Kate is living in La La Land. She still thinks she is very famous. Jon did say that Kate does not watch the news or read the paper, only about herself, and even that Kate has some twisted view of all publicity, good or bad is all good. Sorry, bad publicity is bad publicity. Kate PR must have done a real BS job on that Alice travel, CC, to get them to agree to do this and have her blog or they are big fans of hers. . Kates PR person, must be a real good BSer.

Layla said...

One Sheeple site said that a non-fan went to the dealership where Kate bought her new MB van and asked how much Kate paid for it. They think the salesperson should be fired, or at least the dealership should apologize to Kate. Seriously? If someone showed up at a car dealership and asked how much Kate paid for a vehicle, they'd probably call the police. How would some random salesperson know just how much one customer paid for her car? And how would that salesperson benefit from sharing that information with a stranger? Get a grip, Sheeple! And no, the dealership does not own Kate an apology. Knowing what a shrew she is, I would think she'd owe them one for having to deal with her!
Speaking of cars, I hear she said that when the kids get cars, they'll have to get jobs and work for them. How is that fair? They've already had jobs and worked to pay for 3 cars for their mom, and she can't wait to put them to work again for more cars?? By the time they're old enough to get part-time jobs, she will want them to buy her 3 more cars to replace the ones she has now. After that they can use their money to get cars for themselves. Mommmy first!

chefsummer #Leh said...

If people don't book the cruises I wonder will Kate cry in the closet on the ship like she did in the barnes and noble when her book didn't sell.

The highest bidder wins said...

There is a population of washed up has-been, D-listers who seem to have found a way to generate income to support their lifestyles. They market themselves the same way we're seeing Kate with her late-nite infomercial for Ab-something, her invite to the marathon in Las Vegas, and even her CC 'job' which is nothing more than the company using her name & 'celeb status' to gain hits (and hopefully prestige if the celeb was good & her name was worth anything -- too bad Kate's isn't worth crap) or perhaps investors. IMO she was never hired to write a blog about couponing & that's why she never talks about it.

Anyway, I don't know why companies pay these people the outrageous amounts, but they do and it's enough for them to live on. The celebs are happy whoring themselves out for these below mediocre jobs and the company is happy because they continue to do it.

Obviously there is a LOT of money being made - off of us consumers because we buy their products & support their cause. It's hard to market a talentless, rude, narcissist, but Kate's PR firm & manager are sure earning their fees finding companies that will accept their gawd-awful client. It's all about money.

The Kardashians, the Jersey Shore group & Kate are in the same business ... no talent to be found among the bunch & they're earning a living selling their name/reputation to the highest bidder. I can't wait for Kate to start going to bar & casino parties & openings to earn money. LOL It's just a matter of time...

I don't think we know the extent of this huge, thriving, mutually profitable industry the D-list celebs and the D-list companies have created.

LancNative said...

fidosmommy said... 151

How many people will Kate have to talk into going in order to pay tuition times 8?

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Two hundred.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Was Kate's ad champion even a commercial?. I only saw it on youtube I saw it once and that was about it why didn't she promote it herself?.

anger issues kate said...

Read a few comments about the cruise, and some regular cruisers are jumping ship. They don't want to be on the same ship with Kate.
I could not find the blog of cruise comments about Kates, at cruise critics? Can someone post a link?

Westcoaster said...

#157 - Kate has the personality of a pit bull.

:-).

My son has a pit bull mix - waay more personality. Quiet this am, must be heading to LV with her personal manager, urr purse holder, to dazzle the CC people. Wait until they spend real time with her.

chefsummer #Leh said...

http://www.facebook.com/CruiseCritic

Dallas Lady said...

I noticed some of those functions with Kate on the cruise have the word optional. Who is it optional for? Kate, I'm guessing?

Doesn't matter, as I've said I really doubt many of her handful of fans can go without robbing a bank and losing their jobs.

If she did take a late night or early morning flight to the CC conference in LV, I'm laughing. Why? Well, they obviously didn't pay for her to come out early and have a couple extra nights in the hotel before the conference started. Which means I doubt they agreed to pay for an extra couple of nights tacked on to the end. The conference is today, tomorrow and Tuesday. She'll be back at the orphanage Tuesday night unless she finally agrees to dip into her own pockets to get a couple extra days away from the kids.

Funny, she's no longer talking about running.

Once a Viewer said...

Isn't the LV gig next weekend??

Yes, I wonder what happened to the ab exerciser...doesn't bode well for the fitness show or video, ugh.

Sleepless in Seattle said...

I believe the "katecruise" will be cancelled due to lack of interest

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Well, geez, they are pushing it as a fun-filled family vacation, bring the kids, and it's being held in August. Don't most families with kids take their vacations in June and July and get the children ready to go back to school in August? Don't most kids go back to school in mid-August? There wasn't much planning or forethought that went into this.

In addition, families with kids are not going to shell out nine thousands dollars for a one-week cruise in hurricane season, knowing that the trip might not take place depending on the weather. It's too risky. Plus, there's the unbearable heat at that time of year.

The only ones who might be interested in this are the retired single women who adore Kate. They'll have to pay a surcharge for the bargain cabin if they choose to be alone. If not, they'll have to room with a total stranger. Who wants to spend their vacation sharing a cabin with someone they've never met?

I'm amazed that these sheeple don't realize that they are paying nearly a thousand dollars just to see Kate! They seem to think that this is the price of the cruise, Kate makes nothing from it, and that she's doing it just because her fans are her friends. They are totally clueless.

She's such a c word said...

Sleepless in Seattle said... 170
I'm amazed that these sheeple don't realize that they are paying nearly a thousand dollars just to see Kate!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
I bet it's cheaper to fly in to Philly, rent a car to drive to Wernersville, get a hotel room, and go hang out at Target, Bed Bath & Beyond, gas station and the nail salon to see her.

Anonymous said...

Alice Travel haven't done their research. I'm not a fan of Casey Anthony but I'm willing to bet she has more 'fans' than Kate Gosselin.


bm

Wetcoaster said...

Wonder what the magic date deadline that Alice Travel has to have with RCC to make this trip a go? There has to be one, but I don't have the desire to call and suss it out, as "Hello Alice Travel, we are seriously interested in the Kate Cruise (except I would be laughing too hard to do this), but before I commit $$$ and buy trip insurance, what are the real numbers needed to make this happen, and how many other fans are already signed up (again, laughing too hard to choke 'fans' out).

Now Paula Deem has a charming personality, and while I doubt I would spend my travel $$$ on celebrity cruising, SHE would be fun to be around.

Can't get past the Haiti thing either.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Speaking of Casey did anyone see her new video she put out she's got more support than KG hmm that should tell Kate something.

Anonymous said...

anger issues kate 159 -- I didn't intend my post to come off as a criticism of you. I'm sorry if you took it that way. I agree that attending conventions, etc. can be a good way to see other parts of the country, meet interesting people with similar interests, and the like. I've attended a few cons myself - Media Westcon, Bouchercon when it was in Indianapolis a few years ago, and a Stargate con in Chicago a couple of years ago. I was mostly thinking of the obsessed fans, like the ones you mentioned in your first post, and some of Kate's obsessed Tweeple/Sheeple. I'm sorry if I offended you.

P.S. I like James Marsters too. Spike was a hoot!

Why would the car dealership need to fire their sales person or apologize to Kate because a non-fan asked them how much she paid for the BBB? How is it their fault? Guess I just don't understand the Sheeple logic here. Oh, wait, I get it. Sheeple. Logic. An oxymoron there.

readerlady

HollyMo said...

Gosselin8ComeFirst said... 148
Am wondering if Kate took the red eye flight to LV last night, as she disappered after dinner yesterday without her usual "GN to my 69,000+ twitter friends. I am so exhausted." Guess time will tell.
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I think you may be right, she's awfully quiet!

Anonymous said...

Forgot to include in my previous post. I get US Magazine's daily newsletter sent to my email. Okay, I confess, I'm a celebrity news junkie, LOL. Anyway, they are reporting that Bethenny Frankel (sp of both names?) is ending her reality show after this season because she doesn't want her little girl to grow up on camera. Are you listening/reading Kate?

Dallas Lady 168 -- Maybe the optional means that there's an additional fee for the event? A couple of business conferences I've attended have had "optional" sessions that weren't included in the registration fees, and that was how they worked. You had to pay an additional fee to attend and attendance was usually limited to a small number of people.

readerlady

TravelKate said...

170 - Sleepless in Seattle- Well, geez, they are pushing it as a fun-filled family vacation, bring the kids, and it's being held in August. Don't most families with kids take their vacations in June and July and get the children ready to go back to school in August? Don't most kids go back to school in mid-August? There wasn't much planning or forethought that went into this.

In addition, families with kids are not going to shell out nine thousands dollars for a one-week cruise in hurricane season, knowing that the trip might not take place depending on the weather. It's too risky. Plus, there's the unbearable heat at that time of year.
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Obviously the cruise line is okay with using Kate to try and book the ship; no skin off their backs, as long as they get their standard fee. And in the worst possible time to book a cruise- extreme heat and hurricane season. They have nothing to lose.

Kate is being used to try and book trips by the Cruise Line/Travel agent, while SHE is trying to use fans to book a more expensive trip to cover her comped cabin and earn some "commission" off every person that attends. I predict a dismal forecast on how many fans will book with Alice, as opposed to standard fare.

We never did hear much about her lunch auction in Australia - makes one wonder how her "private" appearances will fare as "marketable" and whether she will be invited back due to lack of interest. Kate really does not have a clue. Prediction- Another dismal failure, as Kate really does not understand her fan base. And really does not care, as long as they pay to see her.

Layla said...

If she did fly to LV last night, that would have been a late flight! If she was home to "feed" dinner (what's with that? When I hear "feed", I think of a zoo or maybe farm animals), then drive to Philadelphia, which is at least an hour, and then check in an hour or two ahead of her flight. Maybe she dumped their dinner on the table, shot off a quick tweet, and ran out the door to a waiting car. She loves playing games, and she was probably cackling with glee, thinking she just threw the "haters" for a loop.

Twittering and a Twattering said...

Milo has been quiet lately, but Big is ranting and raving:

bigfanofkate
@NickieChapman @PimpMyKids @Kateplusmy8 K8's famous for beating on her push over husband. Now that he's gone. She's using the fame she

bigfanofkate
@NickieChapman @PimpMyKids @Kateplusmy8 In K8's world, its just all about K8. She spews off "saving" advice on Coupon Cabin, but her cruise

bigfanofkate
@Kateplusmy8 K8 bought all these expensive cars last year. She's gonna look even more foolish when she's bankrupt & selling everything off

bigfanofkate
@kateplusmy8 Maybe if K8 wasnt miserable and didnt have a low IQ, she'd have another spinoff show. Nobody wants to see her anymore

After all this, she says:

bigfanofkate
@SwagFaggg @Kateplusmy8 No, I'm her big fan


I wonder if she only has two personalities, or will there be more that surface tomorrow?

Katie Cry-duh said...

Same cruise on Expedia = $824.00.

Sleepless in Seattle said...

TravelKate, 178 - I predict a dismal forecast on how many fans will book with Alice, as opposed to standard fare.

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If they book outside Alice, they are going to have a rude awakening on the ship when they try to get into these "private" events. Unless security is very loosey-goosey when it comes to checking event passes (or badges) then they will only to able to gaze at her from afar.

Katie Cry-duh said...

So what did happen to milo? Did she finally get it when Kate claimed she'd wheel her around the ship? The woman was clearly telling Kate she is too ill to go on this cruise and needs an attendant yet Kate wanted her to do it, do it, do it anyway. For shame

Layla said...

One Sheeple wrote on a blog, "You OWN them, Kate" ("Them" being all of us, the non-fans). She was talking about how we would talk about the boneheaded things Kate does. Well, here's one for YOU, Sheeple--WE own HER. WE are the reason she can't get a TV show or publish another book. WE won't watch her or buy her books, so she is stuck in wanna-be limbo-land. They can sit and laugh at how we talk about her, but they can't do a thing to help her. Only WE can, and WE aren't going to.

Gosselin8ComeFirst said...

179- Exactly. And the only reason I think she waited so long was either/both :1) Waiting for an appmt with Jason and 2) CC would not pay for her to stay overnight Saturday. I am guessing she is not happy that she did not have a couple of days away prior to today.. Get used to it Kate. People are just not that into you!

chefsummer #Leh said...

Kate getting use by RC is great she used the 8 so she getting what she deserves.

Aeduko said...

She's a Cow said: . Kate has the personality of a pit bull.

I know two pit mixes who would be EXTREMELY insulted to know that. :)

But, I think this is a case of caveat emptor and there's a sucker born every minute. If she can get any one to pay extra for a couple of events she'll do as little as she can for, then more power to her. What's interesting to me is the total lack of disconnect between her and the people who would be most likely to pony up and do something like this.

If she weren't saying she'd bring two kids (two? must be the number she can get onboard for free), no big deal. But how do you tell eight kids only two get to go on a trip? That is mean in this person's book.

boyson said...

The fine print on fuel surcharge.

From Kate's Cruise site:

Fuel surcharge of $70/day pp applies if fuel goes over $65/barrel.

From Royal Caribbean FAQ:

Q: Will the price of my cruise change?

A: Royal Caribbean International reserves the right to change, whether via an increase or decrease, any published rates, including cruise rates and airfare charges, without prior notice. We reserve the right to impose on any existing booking or new bookings (whether paid in full or not) a supplement for fuel or other matters without prior notice as provided in our Passenger Ticket Contract. In addition, we reserve the right to pass through any third party imposed fuel or other surcharges, also without prior notice, The guest will remain liable for any applicable taxes, fees or surcharges that may be assessed by any governmental or quasi-governmental agencies.


SO...

Last time time Oil dropped below $65 barrel was around Oct. 2008 and I doubt it will dip below that price before this cruise.

MEANING...

The cost of this 7 day cruise will cost

7 days X $70 per day fuel surcharge = $490 PER PERSON

This does not include airline or hotel fuel/energy surcharges.

BTW, my wife has been itching to go on a Caribbean cruise. I suggested we book the Kate Gosselin cruise... she said, "If you book this cruise, I will immediately file for divorce"! She means it. :-)

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

I was going to say isn't oil at 100 bucks a barrel?

susieq said...

I am a member of Cruise Critic and checked out the "Roll Call" for this cruise. The Roll Call is where any members who will be on a particular cruise can "meet" online and schedule activities etc in advance of the cruise. So far for this cruise date there are only 2 members posting on the roll call board and one additional person posted a note that Kate is scheduled to be on board. So far no comments after that post. If anything major gets posted will let you know.

fidosmommy said...

I just read that Kathy Griffin is getting a talk show on Bravo. There's an opportunity for ya, Kate. Why, you might be her very first guest.

Great Expectations said...

The only ones who might be interested in this are the retired single women who adore Kate. They'll have to pay a surcharge for the bargain cabin if they choose to be alone. If not, they'll have to room with a total stranger. Who wants to spend their vacation sharing a cabin with someone they've never met?

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If I were a normal sheeple (is that an oxymoron?) it would just be my luck to have to share a cabin with a totally insane obsessive fan like the one in Parts 1 and 2 of the stalker video! I hope they don't all look like that.

Katie Cry-duh said...

Kate and her PR bitch seem to think Kreider still has relevance. It took TLC a couple of years to recover from the ONE episode with 10 million viewers. One. Episode. Kate still doesn't get it; she DID have a lot of attention at one time and could have turned that into a positive but ruined every opportunity she was given. The biggest one: the Walmart deal she lost right after the divorce was announced could have sustained her forever if she had played her cards right. She could have been a poster child for divorcing and coparenting with grace. Lots of women would have related to that. No one gets the middle aged, no waisted, liposuctioned, orange, botoxed, weave-wearing, husband abusing and stealing, child abandoning, I'm rich/I'm poor, idiotic wanna be Hollywood persona she puts out there. She couldn't have screwed this up worse.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Katie Cry-duh said... 193
Kate and her PR bitch seem to think Kreider still has relevance. It took TLC a couple of years to recover from the ONE episode with 10 million viewers. One. Episode. Kate still doesn't get it; she DID have a lot of attention at one time and could have turned that into a positive but ruined every opportunity she was given. The biggest one: the Walmart deal she lost right after the divorce was announced could have sustained her forever if she had played her cards right. She could have been a poster child for divorcing and coparenting with grace. Lots of women would have related to that. No one gets the middle aged, no waisted, liposuctioned, orange, botoxed, weave-wearing, husband abusing and stealing, child abandoning, I'm rich/I'm poor, idiotic wanna be Hollywood persona she puts out there. She couldn't have screwed this up worse.
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You forgot the hooker heels and min-skirts and short shorts.

Sue Buddy said...

Hi cruisers!! :S

New article:

Kate Gosselin's Dream-Donate and Make It Happen

Beth said...

If she weren't saying she'd bring two kids (two? must be the number she can get onboard for free), no big deal. But how do you tell eight kids only two get to go on a trip? That is mean in this person's book.
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She does that to those kids quite frequently. Just this past Halloween, she let Mady and Cara go trick-or-treating with friends and the tups didn't get to do anything. The day after Halloween, Khate remembered that they didn't have any candy and so she brought them some marked-down candy. They spent the day after Halloween in school, listening to their friends' stories about going trick-or-treating the night before.

Beth said...

Sue Buddy said... 195
Hi cruisers!! :S

New article:

Kate Gosselin's Dream-Donate and Make It Happen
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Link please?

Sue Buddy said...

If that link isn't clickable for some reason here it is again:

Kate Gosselin's Dream-Donate and Make It Happen

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474981002397

Beth said...

Sorry, Sue. I didn't hover above it to see that it turned blue. Lol

Warmth Of The Sun said...

admin asked about the price of oil...

It closed at $101 this week. It is predicted to go higher in the spring and summer, possibly as high as $120, but who knows...they've been wrong before. I can't imagine, though, that it's going to drop far enough that there won't be a fuel surcharge on this trip. Imagine the sheeple's surprise when they go to settle their account and find an additional $490 they have to pay. For a couple, there goes another grand!

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