Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Recap: Celebrity Apprentice Episode Five: The Sandra/Slither Effect, and Kate, you're fired!

Last time on Celebrity Apprentice, Kate stuffed her face, and it was all Vivica's fault that they lost, says Doofus. But due to some other circumstance, Shawn was fired. On the final task of the night, Kate's team put together a bizarre video starring Geraldo as Mr. Peanut and Kate as a 1950's housewife with a 1940's haircut that took all day and pretty much ruined Lorenzo's shooting schedule, and they lost to Leeza's infinitely better idea of Brandi and Kenya having a sexy cat fight. Due to some other circumstance, Lorenzo was fired.

Sig is lamenting to Kate they're really screwed now. Lorenzo was fired, and he was their strongest leader. He thinks they're up a shit creek. Kate's all nodding and giving him puppy dog eyes of sympathy. Ha, as if! We all know she's tickled pink she is still alive in this game and that somebody else, anybody but her, was fired.

Kate confronts Vivica about her calling her out in the boardroom last week, unwilling to believe that Vivica didn't blame the PM Lorenzo for their failings, as the video idea was all his. First of all I seem to remember the idea was mostly Geraldo's. You mean the same idea you fully supported, were so excited about, and then nearly sabotaged by sitting in hair and makeup so long Lorenzo didn't have time to get all the shots he needed to make it work? Really, Vivica?! Kate demands.

I like how Vivica just holds her own here and bobbles her head just like Kate. Yep, really, Kate. Really. Ha!

Kate thinks she's doing pretty good on this show. Haha, how typical of a narcissist. A narcissist will never see what everyone else sees. She has been on the losing team more often than not, and often times she played a major role in why the team failed. Time and time again she has supported ideas that crashed and burned, and time and time again she has been against ideas that were a grand success. Her PMs have chosen her to come back to every single boardroom in which her team lost except Lorenzo's, but that was because he volunteered himself. The one time she was PM she only won because Leeza and Brandi took over her duties and the other team was led by a total idiot Jonas brother too obsessed with Geraldo to focus on being a good leader. Half the contestants hate her. She mostly eats and texts and checks out a few hours into each task. She is still here only by dumb luck, because of other better contestants' circumstances completely out of her control, and possible manipulation by the producers. But in her mind she's awesome. Heh.

Geraldo is still in his Mr. Peanut costume. He's quite the eccentric.

Their task this week will be to host a guided boat tour around the harbor with a tourism boat company Circle Line.

Oh, I need to shamelessly plug The Apprentice: UK here. It's a much better more interesting version of this show, as British versions tend to be. It has like a gazillion seasons, and they're almost all on Youtube. Their version of Trump, Sir Alan Sugar, is a more sophisticated, sharp character with a compelling backstory about growing up working class in east London and selling products out of the back of his van. He is now worth 1.5 billion. Anyway, on the first season for their final task they had to do something really similar to this task only on the Thames, and it was a really fun episode. Check it out.

Crab fisherman Sig thinks his timing is perfect. He is primed to step up as project manager this week and the task is a boat ride. The kind of ironic thing about this though is his background probably will be of no help to him on this task. This task isn't really about the boat. It's not about who can captain a boat the best or who can fish the best. Of course he would win those tasks. Rather, this task is about who can throw a good party, it is irrelevant that party will be on a boat. And for that, Brandi is perfect, and sure enough, she steps up. In terms of experience with parties, she blows Sig out of the water, so to speak.

They head to their war rooms, which this time around are right on their respective boats, which are quite rocky today. Geraldo actually knows quite a bit about the company Circle Line, he could rattle off their whole history. I don't think he's exaggerating about that, and that doesn't surprise me. Although he's obnoxious and kind of crazy, I think there's no doubt he is of a higher intelligence than most. People as smart as him often spend large chunks of their lives consuming information, whether reading, watching or listening. And then they retain and file this information away. They remember it, and are able to pull it out at a drop of a hat. Somewhere along the way he read about Circle Line, maybe in the newspaper or a local magainze or whatever, and his brain filed the information away to be unearthed years later on this task. Going into this I assumed Geraldo was smart and savvy like most journalists who have made it, but I did not expect him to be this brilliant. He is a beautiful, nutty mind who wears top hats even hours after the task is over.

Sig seems to realize in short order this task actually it not up his alley at all. He doesn't know a thing about throwing parties. Uh-oh, I figured as much.

Geraldo is throwing out a host of ideas only history nerds would appreciate, like Revolutionary War or Ellis island, with actual reenactors, or 9-11. I mean, that could work for school groups, but this is supposed to be a party. Kind of hard to be comfortable throwing back drinks at a party when the theme is an overview of some of our history's bloodiest, darkest moments.

While I would like Geraldo's ideas because I'm an American history freak, Vivica and Kate are sort of giving each other "oh, helllll no" looks. Ha-ha!

Kate, or the earpiece in her ear, calmly and diplomatically explains to Geraldo that they don't need to do the history, as the boat line already covers the history. If they want to get high ratings on this task, their focus needs to be on the fun, the entertainment. She says this all quite slow as if someone were in fact saying this to her in her ear, haha. She's right, the entertainment is key. Good point, Steve. Geraldo finally agrees to drop that dumb idea, and Kate's ego explodes like a musket going off.

Brandi puts Ian on the boat version of running errands off site at various stores just so I can get you out of my hair, and makes him her accountant. Ian looks like he'd rather have a shark give him a bikini wax than be Brandi's accountant, but he has no choice but to go along with it. Most of Brandi's team likes Mardi Gras but Brandi is really unsure of that idea since it doesn't have anything to do with NYC. I think that's a fair point, but for now, she reluctantly goes along with it.

Kenya is trying, getting excited about Brandi's charity and really volunteering a lot of ideas. Brandi doesn't buy it though, she thinks Kenya would like nothing more than to take her down. That's probably true, but I think Kenya also wants to be on the winning team even if Brandi wins too. Kenya doesn't hate her so much that she will allow herself to lose to try to get Brandi fired, that's silly.

Over on Kate's team, they've settled on a Love Boat theme with a meet-and-greet thing with Sig. The Sexiest Catch, the team comes up with. That's not bad. Sig is worried this sounds too much like a porno. Lol.

The men think as long as they're going this route they should call in the Hooters girls. This is starting to sound more like Spring Break than Viking river cruise. Neither Vivica nor Kate think this is a great idea, but they sort of just let it happen. I can't stand when people on this show don't have the guts to put up a big fight about bad ideas on the task, but then save it if they need to throw someone under the bus later in the boardroom. It's a passive aggressive, cowardly way to play the game and Kate does it all the time. Kate has a good point in that the people stepping on this boat could be a bunch of married couples, and they're probably not going to appreciate a bunch of Hooters girls there. True, I wouldn't.

Geraldo also has a good point, "all in." It's true, if you're going to go sexy, go sexy. Don't limp in, pardon the pun. Whatever theme they choose they've got to be completely behind it. It's not going to work to go with a theme and then be so uncomfortable and skeptical of it they do not take it to its climax. If they're not willing to go all the way with the Hooters girls and everything, pardon the puns again, then get rid of this theme and start over. Fair enough.

At Brandi's team, Brandi and Johnny are still skeptical about Mardi Gras. Brandi decides you know what, f-it, Mardi Gras is scrapped. "Girls," she tells the team, and Ian looks up. Haha, nice touch, editors. They must have buckets of fun in their editing bays. Brandi just can't get past Mardi Gras in New York City, it makes no sense to her, and says they're changing the whole theme. It's a big risk to change their theme this late in the task, but if the theme is terrible, Brandi had to do it. A lesser project manager wouldn't have the guts to listen to their nagging gut feeling and pull the rug out like this, so kudos to her. I think Brandi is right, the Trumps likely would have been confused by Mardi Gras and it could have sunk them, so to speak.

I like Vivica, she has a sense of humor about herself. She has posed herself all sexily on the starboard side, looking out at the water as she explains in a husky voice that their furniture has been delivered and they're setting up the food. Lol, so random! I can't picture Kate being this silly and willing to let her guard down, she doesn't have the self-esteem for it.

Wow, Brandi scrapped their theme without a new one lined up? I didn't know that. Eek. They are back to brainstorming, and finally settle on Big Apple Bonanza. I don't quite know what that means. Will Little Joe be there? But I guess it sounds fun enough.


I guess Brandi thinks bonanza just means a fun party. I think she's right that their primary focus needs to be on just throwing a great party. A vague theme is better than something nonsensical. Brandi decides to "feed into" Kenya's narcissism and let her perform her song. Kenya has a song? Is it as good as this one from the Countess? It has over 7,000 thumbs downs on Youtube, lol.


You might be too old to be starring in your own music video when the next thing on your agenda for the day is to hire your kid an SAT tutor.

Poor Brandi is about to puke from being on this boat so long, ugh, that would be awful to have to work on a rocking boat all day.

It's the day of the parties, and Sig is still worried maybe the people stepping onto this boat won't like Hooters. Do they not know much about their demographic, and why didn't they ask? Kate's right, what if it's a bunch of couples? Some might be cool with it but I venture to guess most women do not want to go with their husbands to a Hooters party.

The bartenders were late so Sig ends up spending a lot of time lugging waters and ice and so on back and forth back and forth, getting angrier as the minutes pass. He finally gets so stressed he throws a hissy fit and bangs his fist on the bar. Well, that was a little scary.

Kate and Geraldo, to their credit, calmly try to bring him back down to earth and right the ship. Kate even pulls out this huge tote bag seemingly out of nowhere like she is Mary Poppins


and suggests that Sig use the big bag to transport a lot of things at once so he won't have to make so many trips. Well, she was trying to be helpful. Good for her. When Kate stays calm, feels like working, and is motivated and focused, she's not bad. She's not the best contestant here by any means, she's simply not bright enough to play in the big leagues like Leeza, Brandi, Geraldo or Vivica, but she's somewhat better than a dud like Terrel or Shawn. I think that's what makes her laziness and ineptness all the more frustrating, because she is capable of being a decent second-string team member if she applies herself. It just seems to be so hard to get her to this head space, and I don't know why that is. Maybe she's just flighty and easily bored. She can focus and work for a couple hours and she does all right, then she's off in la-la land again. That's not going to cut it.

Kate says she's worried if Sig's snapping now he could snap again at any time on this task, and where will that leave them? Sig has calmed down a bit and says wait a minute, we're supposed to be happy. Kate is doing decoupage or something or other, at least she's not stuffing her face or playing on her phone, and says you're the only one who's not happy. There is one other positive thing I will say about Kate, and that is that she never really lost it and snapped. I would not be surprised if she had. She kept it together. There were some tears, a lot of whining, and a lot of ineptness and blame shifting. But she never lost her temper like Sig has and several other contestants before him, thus far anyway. In fact she often proved to be a calming force, which means either she has really good control over her reactions to a bad situation, or is just too clueless to realize it's time to panic.

"Make me happy!" Sig tells Kate. Lol, ew. And Kate sort of just shakes her head. Heh, funny.

Because of the tight editing, we see none of the prep on Brandi's ship and cut straight to her team welcoming guests. Even though the vast majority of reality shows should be just one hour, I really, really hate the one-hour edits on this show. It doesn't work, but we've talked that to death. Shit, there's kids among Brandi's guests, some of the Trump grandkids. Does Sig's team know there could be kids along? Oops!

Brandi's cruise is a hodgepodge of boy bands, appletinis, a magician. I don't see Little Joe anywhere, but with this random mix he would fit right in. Leeza does a phenomenal job giving commentary on the various landmarks. She keeps it fun, light, and short. I didn't realize they would have to do this part too, I thought they were just supposed to be in charge of the party. Probably I'm confused because there was no time to explain that in the tight edit.

"It's like a booze cruise with knowledge," Brandi quips. Ha, that's hysterical, Brandi. You won the episode title, again.

On Kate's team, the Hooters girls are here and serving delicious bar food, and they're handing out crabs too. The edible kind, I mean. The guests here, I don't know, they look like a fair amount of computer programmers and school teachers. It's sunny but don't let a bright sunny winter day in New York fool you. It's still chilly out so most people are bundled up, and it's the middle of the day. I don't know if this sexy thing works at all. Nobody wants to be sexy when it's lunch time and 42 degrees, sunny or not.

Geraldo is going on and on about Ellis island, pontificating about oppression and Italians and Jews. Unlike Leeza, who just kept it all low key, he is like a college professor only not really actually giving you anything of substance. It was "overboard" says, Sig. He's right, everyone is bored and looks like they'd prefer to jump ship.

"Screw the terrorists, we've won!" Geraldo blurts out as he introduces the new World Trade Center. If you could visualize the hashtag awkward on real people's faces, that's what it would look like. ####AWKWARD. Everyone just sort of stands there, not sure if it's okay to drink to that, grab another crab leg, or what you do. Kate does another one of her infamous over the top "OMG!" faces. Lol.

By the way, do you know the producers hate her? They made this entire web site just for her and her notorious faces. Hehe, they be so funny.

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Back to Brandi's party, everyone is dancing, drinking, I-an does a little breakdancing. Leeza gives all the credit to this success to Brandi, because Leeza is classy and gives credit where credit is due. Kenya performs her "song." Wait, but she's not singing. She's talking like Professor Higgins "talked" all his songs in My Fair Lady. Lol, just like the Countess "talked" her song too! What's with the Housewives and talking out a song?

Right in the middle of it Brandi walks right through the stage area with a tray of drinks. She waves, lol, that's funny, she knows darn well what she's doing. I'm embarrassed for Kenya, but with enough booze in them by now some of the crowd seems to mildly enjoy it. Except one of the Trump grandkids, who looks about five and seems both confused and horrified as Kenya at one point is sort of grinding on the floor, lol. Brandi tries to distract from this misstep and gets a conga line going, which is usually a go-to party saver. I don't know if anyone watched the Grammys, but it's always a good show and Beyonce was there of course, and I think Kenya is pulling a Single White Female on her, adopting her hairstyle, dress, career and even mannerisms. Rather creepy.

Geraldo is doing some sort of odd Q and A with the Hooters girls. Who cares, nobody goes to Hooters to actually get to know them, if you want to get to know a woman you don't buy chicken wings from her. Even Kate thinks it's time to take the microphone. Sig wanted to say a few things himself but Geraldo is too much of a force to interrupt. The thing about these sort of booze cruises too is that you really shouldn't be talking the entire time or it starts to feel like a lecture. You have to take breaks and give people time to eat, drink and talk among themselves. In the edit I've seen it's been a nearly constant droning on throughout the cruise and it's getting annoying. I think Geraldo thinks if he's not talking he's not helping anything, and that's just not the case. Sig says at the end of the day he really thinks Geraldo is great so who is he to say anything.

Sig arranged for the Coast Guard to show up and drive by, which was a really nice touch especially since that's his charity.  The guests love it. Like almost all the other celebs here except Kate, Sig talks about his charity, the Coast Guard, with passion and sincerity. He tears up as he says he has friends whom the coast guard has saved. Has Kate actually ever visited her charity yet or is that still on her to do list?

Sig thinks they knocked it out of the park. Or ocean, Captain! If people give them bad reviews on their feedback cards fine, says Sig, I have their addresses and I can go punch their teeth out. Oh, my, why do I feel like he's only half kidding? Lol.

Blue-hour timelapses, which must mean it's boardroom time, and my assessment is pretty straightforward. It's obvious Kate's team lost, but Sig really should be fired. Their theme was uncomfortable and missed the mark, and not only was Geraldo's commentary awkward and far too long, but Sig didn't stop him even when everyone knew it was getting bad. Kate and Vivica are responsible for not being more assertive about changing their bad theme, but at the end of the day the blame rests on the PM. Both the women worked and did what they were told, and Kate even tried to help calm Sig down. The only black mark Brandi's team had was Kenya's stupid talking-song, but that's not enough to sink them. And, Brandi saved that anyway with her conga line, so they won it. Once again, due to some other circumstance, Kate won't be fired.

Sig says he thinks they won. After all they brought in the Hooters girls. Were they beautiful or "just okay?" Trump asks, genuinely curious. Baw-haha! Well, there's no question he's a man. That is such a man thing to ask. As a side note, Kate looks particularly old today. Could be the makeup or the lighting. I would honestly guess she is at least 47, not a young woman still in her 30's. Tanning, surgeries and other behaviors will do that.

Kate's reservation about the Hooters girls was the demographic. Again, why didn't they know what their demographic was in the first place before deciding on the theme? Isn't that critical to deciding what to do? Heck, what if it were a bunch of kindergartners, then Brandi's theme doesn't make sense either. I don't understand why nobody seemed to know a thing about their guests. That's the first thing you should find out.

Geraldo uses big words like sophomoric, words some of the other celebs don't understand, when he says he and Sig work well together. He talks like this not because he's trying to impress like Kate would, but because that's just how he talks.

Johnny and Leeza were Brandi's best players? I get Leeza, but Johnny? I don't know if Johnny is boring or what but we barely ever see him on these tasks.

The guests liked Brandi's festive party, and especially liked Leeza commentary. The theme confused them. I know, me too, I kept looking for Little Joe myself. Kenya was polarizing, a lot of them, I'm guessing the sober ones, said her song/dance wasn't classy. Ha-ha, Vivica looks so smug about that. She totally purses her lips in an "I told you so" face. I forgot if she hates Kenya, what happened in the past on these silly reality shows sometimes sticks to my brain for no more than a couple weeks. I can more or less keep track of who hates Kate, but the other drama going on escapes me. Though I think Vivica doesn't like Kenya, if I recall.

As for Sig's team they loved Vivica, they liked the food and the atmosphere actually. But people couldn't stand Geraldo's blathering. Trump interrupts to say he simply cannot believe this. Lol, he really loves Geraldo for some odd reason. Females thought this was geared toward the men and they got left out. Good point.

The guests gave an overwhelming win to Brandi, which was obvious. Yikes, I hope nobody loses their teeth over this, especially not any of those nice school teachers aboard. Brandi is a mature winner who calmly says that's great, she's happy, and she will be giving her money to Make A Wish. She says she feels bad for the Coast Guard though and wishes they could get some of the spoils. Trump gives them twenty-five grand. All class, Brandi. All...class. Brandi has her issues and has a lot of conflict with other women on her Real Housewife show, but I am wholly convinced she is a bright, gracious, good woman who has unresolved issues she simply needs more therapy for. She is deep down not a bad person like, say, Doofus is.

There's only six minutes left in this episode, sounds like this will be a quick and dirty firing.

Kate of course says she and her boyfriend Geraldo shouldn't be fired. She very, very reluctantly admits Vivica shouldn't be fired. Steve is right in the strategy he told her, always blame the PM. It's tried and true, and statistics show they are always more likely to be fired. Of course they won't always be fired, but you have to play the percentages. Don't be stupid and go after people you can't stand like Vivica even though every bone in your grudge-filled body wants to. It's far too risky for somebody as dumb as Doofus here to try to go after somebody less obvious. So she's right, it has to be Sig.

Geraldo has a hard time blaming anyone because he likes these people. I believe that. None of these people give him a hard time, they allow him to be his crazy self and even encourage it, and he thrives in that environment. Trump asks Geraldo if he honestly is going to be friends with any of these people after the show, then Trump kind of waves his hand with a laugh and is like get real, we're too busy to maintain friendships like this, it's on to the next thing for us! Lol. From what I've heard and witnessed that's very, very true. Unless a celeb truly forms an untenable blood brother bond with someone on the set, it's unlikely they will have the time or energy to send out more than a text message or two post project. Sometimes such an existence seems rather lonely to me, since I value true friendships made in an employment capacity just as much as any other, and if I'm going to really bond with someone I'm not going to do it without the intent of maintaining what we built post-project. The fact that Leeza showed up to a party of Brandi's in L.A. months later speaks volumes about just how close those two women became, since I really don't think that's all that common in a world in which a celeb might end up working with thousands of people on hundreds of projects before your work is done on this earth.

I don't know if Geraldo's wife would be okay with a post-show friendship, Kate says. Lol, what? Oh, doofus, you flatter yourself. Trump accuses her of having a dirty mind, hehe. No, just an inflated ego. Even Trump Jr. is laughing saying Dad you were the one going there! I like the Trumps, I think there are times like this they are just a normal family.

Vivica too admits that the fault is with Sig. Leeza is smart and says once they are down to three people Trump is going to switch up the teams again, she sees it coming. They all seem to think that sucks, since everyone on Brandi's team works so well together. They've won three in a row after all.

I think some of the nautical puns are unintentional, but they're funny, as Trump says they're all in the same boat. Lol. There are an incredible amount of nautical puns out there I've realized in just writing this re-cap. I needed at least one recap where I could giggle like a schoolgirl over something stupid the whole time like nautical puns, it's that kind of day.

Sig throws out the only defense he can, that if the ladies had a problem with any of this they certainly didn't speak up, at least not very loudly. Very true, and I find that to be shitty. It's not going to get him off the hook (nautical pun!), but it's what he should point out if he has any respect for himself.

Trump wants to know if it's true they just let this bad idea happen and didn't say anything. Kate says, well, we at least made a face over the Hooters girls, so. Lol. Kate is blathering on, I think she's trying to get to the fact that in light of all the other bad ideas that they spent the whole time shooting down (oh yeah, I forgot about the 9-11 reenactors), this idea wasn't as bad as any of those and at least we got rid of the really bad ideas. Well, you still traded one bad idea for another. Trump has no patience to give her time to get to her point and cuts her off, lol. I don't think Trump has ever once allowed Kate to get to her point, he really can't stand a blatherer. Also I think Trump knows there's no way he could pin this on one person not speaking up enough about a bad idea (even though she's done it a dozen times before) when none of them spoke up, and he especially can't fire that person or persons over the people championing the idea. That wouldn't really be fair, though it kills me to say it. If he were going to do that he would have to fire the whole team, that's the only way it's fair. Trump quickly gets to the point. He really likes Sig but let's face it, he's fired.

Everyone seems very sad to see Sig go. Vivica looks tearful. Kate the sociopath realizes everyone else is sad so she acts sad too. Geraldo said he's going to give Sig's charity $40,000. Sig seems more embarrassed than grateful about it. That's nice of Geraldo I guess, though it's treading a little bit into making this all about Geraldo, and one-ups Trump. Maybe he should do that quietly, after the show, and I'd believe it.

The Trumps seem to really respect Sig and his charity and look disappointed to see him go, too.

Sig doesn't look like he's going to knock anyone's teeth out, he says the experience was humbling and that the gamble he took didn't work out. Overall, he seems like a good guy who works hard but has a few anger management issues.

The other team still can't believe the sucky team has lost three times. What's the common denominator there? Ian asks.

Raising my hand! I know, I know. Pick me, I-an! Kate!

No, Geraldo, they say. Geraldo??? I mean, I suppose, but, but, what about his minion Doofus?

Ian and Johnny still have a lot of pent up aggression toward Geraldo. I swear they sound just like us talking about Kate, only they're talking about Geraldo. Leeza is just amazed he is still here, he is like teflon. He sucks at everything, but she attributes his staying power to strategy.

And the stars align for Kate again. Here's the thing, she's terrible at this game. She's not creative, she can be lazy, she's no leader, and is constantly on the losing team. Of everyone left she is without a shadow of a doubt the worst player. But Geraldo is more front and center, vocal, smarter, bigger, has more donors, and has amassed more enemies. Thus Kate and her ineptness have flown under the radar. Most of the folks who used to pick on Kate like Brandi and Kenya don't really care anymore because they're not on her team (and thus, it's actually a good thing she stay around and screw up tasks as long as she's on the other team) and they know she's expendable, you know, whenever. People lost interest in getting rid of Kate, and she's stayed as a result.

Also, Geraldo is a bigger threat to these stronger players, so they're all focused on him right now. You have to be careful with that. On similar reality shows like Survivor, a mediocre, seemingly expendable whenever you need to contestant, can slither through and win, because there was always somebody else that really needed to go first. Sandra is a prime example, for Survivor fans. In 2003 a secretary named Sandra played season seven of Survivor. For six seasons, the six previous winners had always played very strategic, smart games, which is how they won. But Sandra was different than those other people. She was not particularly talented, bright or special or any kind of stand out, and she was about as athletic and socially adept as a slug, but there was always somebody else to vote off.


Other contestants were dumbfounded that somebody with no social game, strategy, and no physical ability won. What can I say, they kept her on the back burner way too long and have nobody but themselves to blame. Then suddenly the end arrived and they forgot to vote Sandra out! #Dolts. Dumb luck worked out for Sandra, as well as other contestants both underestimating her and saving the non-threat for later until later turned out to be the winner's circle. She won her season without a single vote ever cast against her, and then she came back and played another season and won that too. Kate made it much further than she should due to this very same phenomenon, I'll call it the Sandra Effect. Or, the Slither Effect. She is this show's Sandra. Moral of the story, don't get distracted by that loud-talking Geraldo over there for the love of all humanity, Leeza. Bottom line, Kate is long past due, well-done, goose is cooked. She needs to go and stat or they're going to have a big problem on their hands in that this doofus might actually be a finalist in this thing. Get it together, people! I like some well done reality shows for the reasons above, talking through strategies and analyzing why and how people are where they are is fun. It's a guilty pleasure.

Kate doesn't know why on earth they keep losing. Of course she doesn't, she's a narcissist. Something has got to change! she insists. After awhile this gets so predictable; I know with that kind of ego, she imagines herself the white knight who saves her team from sure destruction by stepping up as PM on the next task. Knowing the outcome ahead of time, my stomach hurts from laughing already. So let's do it!

Did Kate get a haircut in the 20 seconds it took to get these people up on some windy roof to hear about their next task? Her hair is like four inches shorter and stick straight.  Trump looks about the same shade as a tangerine at the moment, his hair about halfway to the color of straw into gold. He announces that the gale force winds prove he does not wear a wig, lol. As predicted, he switches up the teams, with Kenya going over to Kate's team. Hallelujah amen! Brandi and I shout at the same time.

They are going to make a "themed environment" whatever that is, about Trump's golf thing he has down in Miami. As you can tell, I really don't care about or understand golf. And, just as predicted, Kate the knight has stepped up to "save" her team, volunteering as PM again. She is even wearing white. She's nuts, this is a death sentence before it even started. She's already been PM before, she's checked that box. Her strategy now needs to be to avoid PM at all costs no matter what until the finals. The Sandra Effect does not work if Sandra volunteers herself to be voted off. Doofus.

Ian is going to be PM for the other team. Oh, Kate's toast.

"I'm free! Free of the monster" Kenya exclaims as she heads into the war room. Heh, that's mean but kinda funny at the same time in how over the top it is. Brand-ya or Ken-di, can't decide which one I like better to call the two of them, but they're both so immature about this.

Oh, Geraldo has been golfing there. Well, hell, he should have been PM then. Does anyone else on this team even play golf much less have been to this course in Miami? We know Kate doesn't, remember Hank having to teach her on Wife Swap? She should have pushed this off on Geraldo, said I know you've done your share as PM but nobody here knows and understands golf and golfers like you do. Flatter him, then pass the buck.

Ha-ha. Sasquatch wants to do a Sasquatch theme, that couldn't be more fitting. Kenya's all like, Kate doesn't really understand what luxury really is. Yes! Kate's a poser who thinks eating sushi and fluttering off to NYC on the weekends racking up $300 room service bills makes her just like a Dupont, minus that murder thing. Even though I don't like Kenya, I find it incredible refreshing and validating to see somebody who sees through Kate in exactly the same way the rest of us have. I guess because a lot of the sheeple keep saying we don't really "know" Kate so we can't make that judgment, and yet here is someone who does know Kate, did spend a lot of time with her in person and worked with her, and she's saying the same thing. Now what's their excuse?

Kate sends Kenya and Vivica off shopping for props. Oh, no, don't send your strongest player (Vivica) off to do that! Kenya knows what being sent off to do props means for her standing, and really doesn't want to go, but Kate makes her. Kate makes a good point I have to give her, such that if Kenya didn't want to go shopping Kenya could have volunteered for PM and called the shots herself. Hey, you get that one, Schmoops. What else ya got up there in that hallow head?

It's Braveheart redux as Ian goes into his passion for his obscure charity again. You know the one for skin diseases he feels a connection to because he loves slathering on lotion and feeling supple and feels for those who don't. I think people who talk about themselves in the third person are usually crazy. He feels if he can pull this off I-an will be one seat closer to God. He actually says this. Come on, he's not serious. Or is he? His eye twitches, which I think means he's just shitting around. I think. Oh well, whether this is real or fake he's so wonderfully nuts either way.

I'm not quite sure where Ian's team is going with all their ideas but Ian says something hysterical in that if he is going to throw someone under the bus it shouldn't be a surprise to them because hey, they got the bus schedule! Ha.

I-an is so deeply impressed by how creative he is. His gifts are so incredible he humbles himself. What luck that Kate gets herself on a season so inundated with narcissists just as big or bigger than her that she looks about as harmless as a Cabbage Patch doll. Of course.

Ian talks about getting a hole to stick a pole in, and Brandi being Brandi just can't help herself and bursts into giggles. Even Leeza starts cracking up. Leeza does what any good girlfriend would do to keep her friend in line and tells her to "stop it!" while pushing her away, then she just cracks up some more. Those two are endearing without ever even trying to be. They look like sisters.

Johnny and Brandi go off to shop but because they're not insecure they don't see it as a slam on them or their talents and happily do what is asked of them. Johnny all but promised he would track down Tiger Woods's trainer to come to the event, but now realizes he got in way over his head when the guy won't return his calls. Rookie mistake, don't say you'll do something big like that until you know you can deliver. And also as a side note, this is a perfect case in point that just because you are a celeb doesn't mean you get your calls returned. It doesn't always work like that. Real life is not the movies.

Kenya is still butt hurt that Kate sent her off to shop. Gosh, I hate to say it but there are only a few players left and somebody had to shop, and the shopping on this trip is actually way more important than it's been to many other tasks, since this task seems very much about the space and experience they are putting together. More important than making sure there were flowers on the table and cutting boards shaped like hearts at their frozen food challenge some time back anyhow; that didn't really matter. Kenya is still stuck on Kate not really understanding luxury, and that Kate needs her expertise with how to build sets. Luxury, eh? That sounds silly coming from someone wearing some of the tackiest giant earrings I've ever seen. I was prepared to scoff at Kenya claiming to be some expert about sets too, but then I checked her IMDB and realized she's done a whole host of guest appearances on various sitcoms, which almost always build their sets from scratch and rarely film on location where you make something preexisting your set, more like how Kate's show is. I doubt Kenya ever pounded a single nail into a set in her life but at least she's been around those who do. She's more qualified than Kate anyway. Maybe it was a bad idea to send her off like this after all.

Vivica says she's keeping an eye on Kenya because Kenya is a back stabber.

Ian really does have friends in all kinds of places. He has one friend making their logo for them with flowers, another friend doing some sort of rendition of Trump's face for the display that looks like a Wall Street Journal sketch. If you asked him for a friend who makes Raisin Nut bran and could deliver a whole truckload of it to the event he'd have that too. Leeza said everything really fell into place for them and it was nice to get rid of Kenya. Next to Kate, it's obvious Kenya is the most disruptive player left, even Leeza has to admit she's terrible.

Back in the studio Kate is trying to make decisions with the fabricator and Kenya is bombarding her with texts, mostly with complaints about Vivica. Lol, that's funny. Kate blames Kenya for this interruption. Or she could just put her phone down and ignore it. She doesn't have to swipe it up every time it pings like she's Pavlov's dog. Lol, Kenya is so busy arguing with Vivica about how she didn't wanna stop at Bed Bath and Beyond or Babies R Us or something that she is ignoring Kate on the other line demanding to know what time they're expected to be back.

"It was a five minute stop," Vivica says in her defense, basically shaking her head and looking away. Well if I had any confusion about how Vivica feels about Kenya it's gone.

Haha, Kate's still on the other end wanting to know what the heck is going on. This is too much.

It's the day of the event and they've gone to Trump's local golf course. Does anyone know where my pants are? Geraldo asks as people are spreading rose petals around and such. What? Random. Kenya's just like well if you're behind the bar no one will know. Lol.

Kate's display shows a wedding table, a spa, a guest room and a putting green all sort of in the same room. There's also a Sasquatch kids club off to the side with a couple colorful chairs. It kind of looks like the model you see at a luxury apartment. It's not bad looking, but it's not very interesting either.

Kate thinks it's better than expected but not perfect due to the girl drama the day before. That's her fault though. She did not have to spend more than 10 seconds shutting down that drama. Instead she let it go on all day and wasted valuable time trying to mediate. Stupid.

Johnny never did come through with his golfer but just like Ian knows the butcher, the baker and the Raisin Nut Bran maker, he also knows a golf expert who shows up to help people with their swings. Ian's setup is already infinitely better than Kate's, with a massage area, the golfer using some kind of computer to analyze your swing, and a big poster sized picture book to look at various scenes from the real thing in Florida. This competition is over before it begins.

Their flower sign is buried behind some plant somewhere so Brandi decides to move it out front and center. They play the "dopety-doh" music to let us know Ian is a nut as he comes over and looks like he's going to pop a blood vessel over her touching his flower sign. Brandi quickly gives up on this one, not worth it.

Why is Kate dressed like a sexy Interpol agent? Bizarre getup. The girls are doing a decent job telling the guests who arrive about the various amenities while Geraldo serves them up drinks that look like blue Scope mouthwash. Yum. Geraldo sees his role as "lubricating" everything else. Ewww, pick another verb please.

Kate turns on her sexy kitten persona when the Trump boys arrive with some COO. They like the Sasquatch who encourages kids to play golf, hehe. Kenya thinks their set looks like crap. Seeing more of it up close now, it does look pretty rinky dink. She is convinced she could have pulled this together but for Kate sending her shopping. She's still going on about the shopping. Good grief. Kate claims that she ended up doing all this pretty much by herself last night. Heh, I'll believe that one when I see footage of that. Notice how she doesn't claim to have done this all herself within earshot of any of the other contestants. She doesn't have the balls for that. The Trumps are just asking how it was going and she's already acting like it's the boardroom and blaming Vivica and Kenya for everything. Again, not in earshot of them of course. All this in front of the COO? Rather immature. You haven't even lost yet, Doofus!

Over at Ian's classier setup, Johnny is giving massages that look simply delicious, uhhhh. Ian is a little shaky on the details of the resort when he's explaining things to the Trumps, which is embarrassing. Brandi is shocked he flubbed that, and comes in to save the day answering their questions correctly. She says she stayed up the whole night studying. Wow, good for her. Now that I believe, and it's a perfect example of the kind of over-the-top hustle required to make it in this business. It's a good thing Brandi was there to fill in the gaps what with Ian so busy praising his magical powers and wonderfulness.

Boardroom time. I like Brandi's t-dyed looking dress thing. Kate finally got the memo she should say she thinks they won. So she's learning.

Trump seems confused about Kate's Sasquatch theme. He doesn't seem to get it. As others have pointed out so well, it seems like Kate's tactic is talking slow and pausing a lot to gauge other's reactions, then shifting course and trying something new if she judges the reactions aren't good. It's so true. Kate is just so sweet and calm and just did such a wonderful job on this task, Kenya says. Kate who? Middleton? Lol, we all know from Kenya's interviews she hates our American Kate and thinks she fucked this whole task up, so her over the top facetiousness now is amusing.

Despite Kenya being so nice Kate immediately throws her under the bus for her drama. Lol, what a bitch. Vivica and Kenya are still squawking about going to the children's store or whatever. They're really pissed at each other. Kate's sitting there still as a statue. The look on her face says I'm afraid to so much as sneeze and mess this all up, I can't believe my wonderful good fortune that these two are so caught up in each other they're not blaming me. Kate, don't forget to breathe over there! You have eight kids who need you!

Why does no one ever understand what Trump is asking when he wants to know what they think? They're always like, uh, of what, Mr. Trump? Of course he's asking what they think of their team, how the task went, and so on. Anyway, Ian flubs the name as he explains their concept. Oy vey.

Brandi says things went great, a dark cloud has been lifted from their team. Ha, she really can't help herself. Kenya says that was a low blow. Oh, well, Kenya, you get what you put out, and even the Trumps thought Kenya's comment last week about Brandi's husband cheating on her was vicious. This feud may never end. Trump doesn't seem to have a problem with Brandi's comment and in fact tells her he's proud of her. Aw.

The other team members have a hard time explaining how crazy Ian is without sounding mean. Finally Leeza says look, the guy is "intense." Ha, that's a nice way of putting it.

Ian said he would have to fire Johnny because he didn't come through for him. He had no choice but to say that.

It wasn't even close, the Trumps liked Ian's team the best for all the reasons described before. They did like the Sasquatch thing though, which was all Geraldo's idea.

What's your charity again? Trump asks Ian. Lol, it's okay, nobody knows. It sounds fake to me at times. I wonder if you could get away with catfishing through a fake charity on this show. It would be interesting to try and Ian would be just crazy enough to do it.

Kate's flabbergasted. Narcissists usually are shocked to lose, so that's no surprise. How, how did they lose?? But we had a blue and gold bathtub, Mr. Trump, for goodness sake. With rose petals! We had Sasquatch!

Trump said look your setup was rinky dink. Come on, where was the luxury? Kate quickly blames the girls for the props thing. I love this, Trump is demanding to know if she is saying they spent too much time shopping. She's reluctant, and that's because she is often shopping herself and taking too much time. What a terrible, and funny, predicament poor Doofus is in now! Her only card to play is the girls messed this up by shopping too long, but to do that she has to explain away how she didn't do the exact same thing in the past. Perfect karma. Kate has no choice but to say Vivica is the better player of the two, even though she can't stand either of them. That's the correct thing to say, although if she were a strategist, now might be the time to play a hail Mary and go after a stronger player in Vivica. Not like she has much to lose right now. If she somehow finds a way out of this and Kenya is gone, Kate's absolutely done for on the next task. If she can manage to keep Kenya around though, it might buy her another week. Not that she is even thinking this far ahead, that would be too much for her. She is shooting herself in the foot by rubber stamping all the best players. It's clear now she has no long term strategy, not a very good one anyway. She's been playing week to week like a silly little amateur.

Vivica and Kenya are still going after each other, and Kate's back to not breathing again, not even blinking, for fear of messing this up. Lol.

"Girl drama," Kate finally blurts in the middle of it, pointing in their direction. What the hell? Doofus, shut up. You actually have a teeny, tiny little chance here if this plays out just right. Don't mess it up by talking.

Lol, back in the suite Leeza and Brandi are all head bobbing feeling so validated that other people have noticed what a pain Kenya is.

"This noise gets in the way of work," Kate says, her best comment of the whole season.

"This noise gets in the way of work! Thank you, Kate!" Leeza exclaims. Lol. Well, it is nice to feel validated.

"Perfect," Brandi agrees.

Relish it Kate. This will probably be the first and only time something you said was perfect.

Kate says it was disruptive to be treated like Judge Judy all day by Kenya. Isn't anyone going to ask her why she didn't shut it down then? Why didn't she just tell them to knock it off and get back to shopping? By this point I think Kate really believes that she's got this in the bag with getting Kenya fired. Haha, dolt.

Kenya is like I'm pleasant, easy to work with, I haven't offended anyone. Haha, Vivica's just like, yeah, no. I know the outcome of this, but the way Kenya is talking I think Trump could have gotten away with firing her instead and Doofus would have lived yet another week. The Sandra/Slither Effect again! Unbelievable. Kenya's just being ridiculous now, saying Kate was responsible for all the creative side and continuing to take pot shots at Vivica. That's not true, everyone was involved in the creative. Geraldo came up with the whole Sasquatch idea for heaven sake. Even one of the Trump boys was like, well that's not really true, and Kate beams with relief. Kenya if you don't shut up Kate isn't going to be fired and then I'm really not going to like you, lol.

Geraldo's barely said a thing the whole time until finally chiming in to ask for hazard pay. Hehe! Kate's smiling like a goon now, fully convinced she's not getting fired. Oh, I love it.

Trump is being a man again and wants to know if Vivica thinks Kenya is attractive or also beautiful, whatever the hell that means. Just one of those questions men ask that a woman probably never would care about. Kenya gets some jab in about plastic surgery and Vivica's so pissed now all she can do is wag her finger at her and order her not to go there. Lol. As much as this girl fight is getting old, Vivica sure knows how to hold her own.

Geraldo said it was challenging but Kate did a good job. Trump is stuck on the fact that it wasn't luxurious, which is a clue that he is still very seriously considering firing Kate, whom he seems to think is responsible for that part of it. Doofus here of course doesn't realize that, she thinks she's home free. Haha, #dolt.

Kenya goes on about how Kate doesn't have enough world experience to understand what luxury is. You know I don't like Kate either, obviously, but Kenya is a grade A bitch. She makes Kate sound like a white trash simpleton poser. Hey, maybe Kate is all of that, but I don't think it's necessary to kick trail dust straight into her mouth while she's lying there on mile 899 of the PCT struggling for her last breath. Come on, be professional. Kenya can see to it Kate is fired without being cruel about it. Leeza or Brandi would have.

In a way the drama with the other girls worked against Kate. Trump notes how Kate had a difficult team and Kate found that tough. He doesn't exactly outright say she couldn't handle them, but that seems to be what he's implying. He also says as PM this is really on you. Kate can't argue with that, since that's been her defense this whole season. Kate, you're fired.

Part of me is whooping and breathing a sigh of relief he didn't get so distracted by Kenya's crap that he fired her instead. Another part of me isn't a big fan of how this went down, with Kenya being so incredibly nasty and vicious about it. Kate has an uncanny knack for playing victim and getting a pass for it, and Kenya played right into that. It's not a good thing.

Kate of course can't believe this is how it went down. Lol. Didn't see that coming, she says to Geraldo. Haha, I know, that's what was so entertaining about it. She hugs Geraldo and Vivica. I swear Geraldo calls her "baby." He played right into her father figure thing and frankly, she was his pawn whether he meant it callously or not. A stepping stone to him. Trump was right what he said earlier, Geraldo's not seriously going to be friends with anybody after, that's not the business he is in. And sure enough we haven't seen a single shred of evidence Geraldo has reached out to maintain this so-called "friendship." Kate at this moment is just too stupid to see it. Kenya has already run off somewhere like the troll that she is.

Kate goes down the fake elevator in a blue dress and straight hair and emerges in a pink jacket and Brazilian blowout. Lol, cool, just like the horse in the The Wizard of Oz. Ha, ha, ha! Ho, ho, ho!


How fitting, where's her flying monkey? Kate's crying and blaming Vivica and Kenya for all this. I don't remember a contestant ever crying about getting fired before, and I've seen every season of this show. What a baby. It doesn't add up, she laments. Nothing contrary to the plan they had in mind adds up to a narcissist. Buh-bye!

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TLC stinks said...

Many pizza places offer online ordering. I have never encountered a pizza place calling you back to take your order. They always put you on hold. She is a liar. All made up. She has a stockpile of food in the house. Let the kids make sandwiches.

librarylady said...

No one delivers here, either, so I've always had good quality frozen pizza, or homemade, or homemade crusts in my freezer just for such a time. When you live in the boonies like we do.

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

Wow, the pizza place didn't call her back. Problems of the 1%.

Why don't you call THEM back? Why are they calling you back anyway, you call and place your order and they say okay we'll be out at this time. No call back required.

Maybe they misheard your number. Maybe they're super busy on a Sunday night when nobody wants to cook and having a huge order for a family of nine threw them off. Maybe someone is brand new on the job and messed up, unintentionally. Has Kate ever tried to work in a bustling pizza joint to see how hard it is?

Maybe they're doing the best they can and don't appreciate being trashed on twitter when you could easily narrow it down to who it might be in a small town. The restaurant/take out business is difficult but at least they have a job where you can hold your head high. Cut them a break.

What's interesting to me is she is SO hard on others. Yet doesn't want anyone to be hard on her.

Bill said...

Kate is a twit said... 187

Kate said she was going to order pizza to be delivered for dinner. She said she called the pizza place, but they never called her back.


Kate Gosselin @Kateplusmy8
· 15h 15 hours ago
On the RARE occasion I decide to order pizza vs make it (BC Im still not feeling well) the rural delivery guy doesn't call me back�� #MyLuck


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She really should be careful about offering hugs and kisses...

Blowing In The Wind said...

Jeebus. Pull out PB&J. Pull out the cereal. Scramble some of your fucketyhundred eggs, pop in some toast and call it a night.

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Jeebus is right. She wrote a dang cookbook with "easy" recipes. Certainly she must have a crockpot. If you know you're not feeling well, put something in there around noon or so -- ANYTHING -- and let it do its work. When it's time for dinner, it's ready.

She will never pull the plug on Twitter. She needs those strangers. She has nobody else who would listen to her complaining and commiserate with her over her life as a struggling, single mother.

Tucker's Mom said...

librarylady said... 2
No one delivers here, either, so I've always had good quality frozen pizza, or homemade, or homemade crusts in my freezer just for such a time. When you live in the boonies like we do.
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Pizza dough freezes beautifully, and defrosts quickly. Boom. Ready to go.
I think Kate wanted to do ZERO to feed the kids, and I get that. Sometimes, you just want to do nothing in the way of prep. Just eat.
But, if for some inexplicable reason, you can't get delivery, you resort to something quick and easy to fill your belly and call it a day.
Yogurt and nuts.
PB&J.
Cereal.
Eggs.

My favorite lazy day dinners are grilled cheese and Campbell's tomato soup, or a frozen soup of my own, and quesadillas.

Heck, throw together a couple plates of nachos and nuke them!

Tucker's Mom said...


Maybe they're doing the best they can and don't appreciate being trashed on twitter when you could easily narrow it down to who it might be in a small town. The restaurant/take out business is difficult but at least they have a job where you can hold your head high. Cut them a break.
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I'm surprised that Milo hasn't hunted them down and mounted a smear campaign yet.
Don't you know who Kate Gosselin is?! She has 8, count 'em, 8 kids to feed!
Do you want them to starve?!

PS...at age 10, kids should be able to help themselves in the kitchen and put something decent together.
Why are these kids not doing this?

Tucker's Mom said...

TLC stinks said... 1
Many pizza places offer online ordering
*****
I'm seeing that more and more. Can't remember the last time I called Dominos.

Formerly Duped said...

Yes, I'm sure the twins could manage to make something for everyone. Certainly the mac and cheese ensemble. Hannah said her favorite food was just white cheddar mac and cheese. She always has so much produce, Mady could have a salad *snark* or they could heat a can of the many soups you need to make Kate's recipes, or isn't there any Old Grandma floating around? The shelves are full of food. And yes, eggs! I have rarely had the flu so badly I couldn't make something edible for my kids but it's just not necessary with teenagers and almost 11 yr olds.Apparently they love to help Mommy so they must know how to make the basics, even if rarely allowed in the kitchen. As for the pizza thing, that is very odd. There must be some establishment that delivers, even if it's not pizza. I never heard of such a strange system of calling and leaving a msg to call back for your order.

But what is weird is how Kate relapsed after feeling so much better and tweeting & ordering shopping carts for Zorro and no doubt an item or two for herself!

Blowing In The Wind said...

Or jump in the car and pick one up if there is no delivery. Is there a pizza joint in Wernersville?

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The roads were really bad last night in her area, so I can see why she wouldn't go out. I wouldn't either, and I'd never expect a delivery person to negotiate icy roads just to deliver a pizza. I will never call for food delivery when the weather and roads are bad. Unlike Kate, I think about the other person and would feel terrible if something happened on the way to deliver a pizza to me.

Katykat said...

OT..but speaking of Cookbooks...Azorean Cooking by Maria Lawton is excellent. No canned, dumped crap in her recipes. My dad and his family of 9, count 'em' 9, came over from the Island of Sao Miguel in the Azores, (BEAUTIFUL place--google it :) in 1952, 3 months after his father died of gangrene from acut on his finger. Mygrandmother got a job as a maid with the Catholic Church and all nine kids got to go to Catholic school for free. My dad never complained, but said he loved the closeness of his family, and he had nothing but respect for his mother who worked so hard to support them. Anyway, the cookbook is fantastic...tastes just like how myaunts and uncles cook their Portuguese dishes.

librarylady said...

Maybe she was rude on the phone and they "lost" the number, lol. That happened a number of times with a previous employer, boss didn't care because he really catered to the pleasant customers and dumped the meanies, never hurt his business because people liked that, lol.

Bill said...

Anonymous said... 170

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Admin., is it possible for the cursor to go the last comment at the bottom of the page instead of it going to the top of the page? It is a pain scrolling all the way down. And if I hit the END button then the cursor goes to the bottom the screen and then I have to scroll up.


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In my browser, I add "#comment-form" after the page address to jump to the "Post a Comment" section following the comments. Add "#comments" to jump to the first comment.

TLC stinks said...

Yeah, I lived kinda out in the boonies for several years and there was no pizza delivery, so I had the premade crusts or frozen pizzas when the desire hit or drove into town to pick up my order which I phoned in. She really is a doofus. Everyone must cater to the queen it appears. How dare they not call back. The place was probably closed or slammed with business. She's got kids and no frozen pizzas?

Katykat said...

And I'm thinking the pizza guy doesn't deliver to her because they, too, think she's a big 'ol bitch. Probably just another example of a local that knows the real Kate and doesn't love her.

Dmasy said...

It sounded to me as if she found a 3-party delivery service that would get the product and drive into the country. I don't know why I thought of that. I have never heard of such a thing.

In our "country" life there was no pizza or Chinese delivery. In our Texas retirement life, we have such luxury. We had a celebration of our first dinner delivery! We made a big deal of the event. Small pleasures of life.

FlimsyFlamsy said...

Katykat (#11), thanks for your share about the cookbook, and
your husband's family. Lovely that he and his siblings got a free
education, after losing their dad so tragically. And did you say
they survived without a reality show? Astonishing!

TLC stinks said...

ITA, if roads were bad I would not call out for delivery either. Yep, why not just scramble up those buzzillion eggs they have? It's Sunday night, so why haven't the kids already finished their projects, homework and studying?

Kate is a twit said...

When a tweeter asked Kate why the pizza place had to call her back, she responded:

Kate Gosselin @Kateplusmy8 · 16h 16 hours ago
@katiemill300 BC no one delivers way out here and I located a service that delivers ... Finally! So LV a message and they call u back!

Hey Kate--here's a pizza place that's 6 minutes away from you and you can even order online! And yes, they deliver to your address.

https://www.orderstart.com/paradisebts


That whole story about ordering pizza was hogwash.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Tucker's Mom said... 8
TLC stinks said... 1
Many pizza places offer online ordering
*****
I'm seeing that more and more. Can't remember the last time I called Dominos
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Me either.

chefsummer #Leh said...

The roads were really bad last night in her area, so I can see why she wouldn't go out. I wouldn't either
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I bet if she was do in NYC or LA she could find her way out.

TLC stinks said...

There are third party delivery services and I have used them but mine was an online service. They list the participating restaurants, you order and pay online and they charge a hefty surcharge to use the service. It was not by phone but you give them your phone number in case the delivery person gets lost. I occasionally use the service but I live in a city. I'm not seeing it making sense in a rural area.

Anonymous said...

It is amazing; with more than one freezer supposedly full of cow and cookies, plus all those chickens and eggs, only a narcissist is tweeting about her pizza problems on a icy Sunday night. Kids could have had soup and a grilled cheese by the time she was tweeting about pizza. Oh and sure, on those RARE occasions she orders in. Guess the chef in the box doesn't count. And see Kate, this is what friends are for. A friend might have dropped off some groceries on her way home from church, or that antibiotic you were tweeting about a few days ago. The pizza tweets really remind us just how little contact she has with anyone. Her doing, of course, but the isolation she has created is sad. And scary.

Orange Crusher

Formerly Duped said...

Good detective work, Kate is a twit!

TLC stinks said...

Thanks, Kate is a Twit. Just as I thought. She is a liar.

Tucker's Mom said...

The roads were really bad last night in her area, so I can see why she wouldn't go out. I wouldn't either, and I'd never expect a delivery person to negotiate icy roads just to deliver a pizza. I will never call for food delivery when the weather and roads are bad. Unlike Kate, I think about the other person and would feel terrible if something happened on the way to deliver a pizza to me.
******
I've ordered in bad weather- the alternative is that the take-out joint and delivery person make no money.
I don't feel bad, but I do tip handsomely.

I'm really getting a hankering for pizza tonight...Grandma pizza!

Tucker's Mom said...

I would sorely miss our delivery options and easy access to a panoply of ethnic food restaurants if we moved.

Tucker's Mom said...

chefsummer #Leh said... 21
The roads were really bad last night in her area, so I can see why she wouldn't go out. I wouldn't either
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I bet if she was do in NYC or LA she could find her way out.
March 2, 2015 at 7:54 AM
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She'd hoof it there before the sun came up, too.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Why not teach the twins how to use the bread maker? Then they could have made a nice pizza for everyone.

Oh yeah I know why she wants all the credit and praise and if that doesn't work she wants to complain.

Tucker's Mom said...

Sounds like Kate tried to use a service like Take-Out Taxi.
She must have been desperate to pay the premium that service costs, and again, leaving your # and waiting forever for a return call is stupid.

chefsummer #Leh said...

KK could use grubhub put in her zip and order online..She to freaking lazy to do that.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Tucker's Mom said... 28
chefsummer #Leh said... 21
The roads were really bad last night in her area, so I can see why she wouldn't go out. I wouldn't either
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I bet if she was do in NYC or LA she could find her way out.
March 2, 2015 at 7:54 AM
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She'd hoof it there before the sun came up, too.
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And she'll find a way for TFM to be with her.

redbirdsings said...

Kate Gosselin @Kateplusmy8
@Mydmaxx @EmCr68 @amazon of @Amazon was a man, I'd marry him! Lol! I order daily from them! Zero exaggeration! 🙈

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Is that picture on the end of that tweet a monkey? IS IT TFM??? haha

Yes, kate. Amazon is a man. Founded by Jeff Bezos. Sorry, kate, he's married. But, that is ok by your standards. You have been dating a married, family man for almost 7 years!

Tucker's Mom said...

Thanks for the Azorean cookbook rec. Portuguese and Azorean cuisine is amazing-would love to learn more about it and master some dishes.

Tucker's Mom said...

Azorean Cooking: From My Family Table To Yours.

Great reviews-I'm going to add this to my collection, thanks! Looking forward to learning new dishes and flavors.

Tucker's Mom said...

Orange Crusher- it is a sad reflection of Kate reaping what she's sown. With so many relatives in the area, I would expect a plethora of casseroles to have been delivered by now.
Sad for the kids.

Kate is a twit said...

Kate even made up an excuse why the twin couldn't help and make dinner:

Jeanne K ‏@JeanneKaye · 16h16 hours ago
@Kateplusmy8 Are Mady and Cara cooking for you? Good thing about having teens, the can help you

Kate Gosselin @Kateplusmy8 · 16h 16 hours ago
@JeanneKaye no not tonight. They have like 19 tests to study for and 42 projects to do or something close to that! #NightOfHomework

So let's see--on this twittersode of Kate plus 8, with twitter replacing the couch interview:

Kate is still not feeling well, so she called to order pizza, left number, but they didn't call back.

Kate goes into "woe is me, whatever shall I do mode".

Twins can't help because they are just loaded down with homework on a Sunday night.

Will the children starve? Will the twins homework get done? Will Kate get off twitter and make dinner? Stay tuned to find out after this brief commercial from Pizza Hut.

Kate comes up with Plan B--mac and cheese!! Yay, the day is saved and all is right with the world again. Way to go, Kate!!

Winsomeone said...

"No one delivers here, either, so I've always had good quality frozen pizza, or homemade, or homemade crusts in my freezer just for such a time. When you live in the boonies like we do."

I have friends who live beyond the pizza delivery zone. Dominoes for one, will sell people unbaked, already put together pizzas..not sure about the other brands. Anyway, my friends buy 5-6 at a time, freezes them, and pulls one out to bake when the need or want arises.

******

PJ's momma said...

Maybe she called them and nobody was there because they were closed due to bad weather, and that's why she was waiting for a callback.

We are having tuna casserole tonight. REAL tuna casserole, and it is so yummy, and even better as leftovers. Hubby loves it!

Katykat said...

You're welcome for the Azorean Cookbook rec. The author is also on Facebook under Azorean Green Been. She will often post recipes...and photos of the Azores. :) My dad hasn't been back since he was 7, and his mother passed away there while visiting her sister over 30 years ago. I need to get him back there before his health deteriorates any more. :)

angie said...

Gee, she's been sick for a few days, so you think she'd get out one of her 3 crock pots and cook something for dinner.
What an idiot

.Kate Gosselin @Kateplusmy8 · 16h 16 hours ago
@JeanneKaye no not tonight. They have like 19 tests to study for and 42 projects to do or something close to that! #NightOfHomework

anyone think she went on a tirade because the school assigned all that work? they don't know how to help her either! Can she sue?

As far as what is in the freezer, can't they eat cookies and Easter candy?LOL

Kate is a twit said...

It took me less than 5 minutes to find that pizza place near Kate that delivers. And BTW they WERE open yesterday because they posted this on their FB page yesterday afternoon:

"YES, Paradise is OPEN and will be OPEN regular hours today with Dine In, Take Out and Delivery available. Please allow extra time for delivery based on road conditions."

Milo tweeted this:

Fired Up 4 Kate ‏@MiloandJack · 17h17 hours ago
@Kateplusmy8 Be assured if ur #TwitterFamily out here lived anyway close by U'd have a slew of pizzas at ur door pronto! Wish we could help!

I guess Milo and the rest of the tweeties didn't know how to help her.

Tucker's Mom said...

TLC stinks said... 25
Thanks, Kate is a Twit. Just as I thought. She is a liar.

********
In this day and age of the interwebs, you just can't continually lie without expecting to get caught.
Pathological...truly.

Formerly Duped said...

'panoply' -Love it, Tucker!!

I am now craving grilled cheese and tomato soup. Campbell's is fine for me.

So the twins had schoolwork- how long would a simple meal take to make or grab from the fridge/ And the tups could have helped- they can cut green beans and shell peas, as we now know.

Just shoveled, uh, like, 19 times as I typically do when it, um, like snows, and took the dog out for like, um, 42 trips as I traditionally do, even in cold-ish snow and ice which may have destroyed ALL my trees ? I'm now exhausted-ish and need my warm, um, bed.I am so sick with my virus-y thing? No lie?

#housecan'trunwithoutMommy

Tucker's Mom said...

Kate Gosselin @Kateplusmy8 · 16h 16 hours ago
@JeanneKaye no not tonight. They have like 19 tests to study for and 42 projects to do or something close to that! #NightOfHomework
******
Oh, this is just sad.
Kate looks like she's lost touch with reality when she goes on like this.
For someone whose braggadocio knows no bounds, she comes across as helpless and hapless much of the time.
"I'm Wonder Woman, I can and do everything!"
"Help me! I can't order pizza!"
"How can I get a generator during a storm (after the power has gone out) and can I use it indoors?"

It sounds like she's on the ragged edge of sanity.

Mel said...

Doesn't she have a gazillion canned goods in the basement?

Can of tomato soup/grilled cheese sandwich. Done.
Oh wait...Campbell's hasn't given her any free product. Yet.

I'm surprised she didn't add @CampbellSoup, and @Velveeta, and @WonderBread to the end of her tweet.

I'm also surprised that Milo hasn't tweeted any of the above, or the pizza place, asking them to help out a single mom of 8.

Tucker's Mom said...

Kate is a twit said... 37
********
So true. In this episode of Twitter K+8....
If this was an actual episode, Kate would close the 22-minute shitfest by sitting on her basement throne, full hair and makeup, extolling her own amazingishness by telling her freaky fans about how she rose to the challenge and whipped up a meal despite having Ebola.

This makes me believe that those kids had to fend for themselves or put up with Kate's miserable bitching when she had to drag herself out of her bedroom with a broken pinky toe, err, fractured foot.
Or, was it an amputation?

Tucker's Mom said...

We are having tuna casserole tonight. REAL tuna casserole, and it is so yummy, and even better as leftovers. Hubby loves it!
*****
It gets better and better. Yum!

Anonymous said...

Think she spent more twittering about her pizza woes than she spent tossing her cookbook famous (hah) casserole together. Which she could have done a few hours earlier, and bingo Sunday evening is put to rest. If her kids like it, who cares what it sounds like, but the time spent talking about is just nuts. And yes, you do reap what you sow - I know almost no one who cannot call on a relative or friend to help out if being sick goes on and on. Of course most moms I know sîmply keep doing it sick or not. Kate was just a lazy biotch on a cold and icy Sunday. Oh the drama of it all.

Orange Crusher

Tucker's Mom said...

PS... I jazz my tuna casserole up with lots of things, including pepadew peppers. They add a nice vinegary snap!

Tucker's Mom said...

Formerly Duped said... 44
'panoply' -Love it, Tucker!!

I am now craving grilled cheese and tomato soup. Campbell's is fine for me.

******
It's the only canned soup that I still eat-just have never lost my love for it.

Formerly Duped said...

I guess Kate should include how to order pizza in her 'How to Run the Gosselins' Piece of the World Household Manual' as well as many other common sense tasks.Some Master-minder with 'brainy ideas' as she once stated.

Tucker's Mom said...

#housecan'trunwithoutMommy

*********
The inappropriate use of Twitter hashtags is priceless. The stalwart insistence that hashtagging something emphasizes what you are saying always makes me laugh.

#lurvlaffinghard

Tucker's Mom said...

Kate is a twit said... 42
It took me less than 5 minutes to find that pizza place near Kate that delivers. And BTW they WERE open yesterday because they posted this on their FB page yesterday afternoon:

"YES, Paradise is OPEN and will be OPEN regular hours today with Dine In, Take Out and Delivery available. Please allow extra time for delivery based on road conditions."
********
LMFAO!!

Sue_Buddy said...

In this day and age of the interwebs, you just can't continually lie without expecting to get caught.
Pathological...truly.
::::::

Yes, it really is. But Kate knows her sheep. She knows they believe everything she says, or they're too afraid to correct her for fear of being bocked. However, I doubt even one of them has enough sense to Google a pizza delivery place for her. I thought, all this time, her fans "had her back." All her fans are capable of is paying her empty compliments and tweeting platitudes and pictures of baby animals.

FlimsyFlamsy said...

"#TwitterFamily" - did anyone else just through up a little in
their mouth?

Family members give and take - not just give and give and give to
one bottomless pit of narcissism. The fan's needs mean nothing
to TFW. Their struggles mean nothing. Their joys and sorrows
mean nothing. Their pets' anal glands mean nothing. If a fan
is in such a state of delusion that they consider TFW to be
something akin to a family member, then I question that
person's mental stability.

angie said...

Tucker's Mom said... 54

Kate is a twit said... 42
It took me less than 5 minutes to find that pizza place near Kate that delivers. And BTW they WERE open yesterday because they posted this on their FB page yesterday afternoon:

"YES, Paradise is OPEN and will be OPEN regular hours today with Dine In, Take Out and Delivery available. Please allow extra time for delivery based on road conditions."
********
LMFAO!!
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lying again, is she? kinda like the tweet yrs ago when she said she lost all of her trees???
Ya know, I wonder if she hates giving out her phone number to the mediocre Ghettoville businesses.... LOL

Anonymous said...

Well, we know Steve isn't there.

"STEVE DOESN'T EAT MACARONI AND CHEESE!!!!!!!"

Maybe that's why she called for pizza. We know he likes pizza.

PJ

redbirdsings said...

Kate Gosselin @Kateplusmy8
Alexis' joke of the day: Why did the nurse need a red crayon? #GiveUp? Answer: So she could draw some blood! 💉💉💉

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She is just mocking the nursing profession! She doesn't not intend to go back, because she is a "STAH" on teevee! And to use her daughter like that is more terrible.

She makes me so frustrated because I talked to a lady paramedic this weekend and what she has went through the last couple of weeks made me want to cry. Sick, with actual pneumonia, she actually said I should of been in the hospital. A cousin of hers came over to her house while she was gone to feed her dogs human food and she has told her many times not to because it makes them sick. Then the cousin put the food under her house and didn't put the door back and it was open and every critter in the woods was under there AND with the freezing cold weather and snow we had, all of her pipes burst and she had to crawl under the house to replumb the pipes while sick with pneumonia. Because she truly didn't have anybody to help her. Single mom, with 4 kids! She couldn't spare the money to do this and she was out of work 2 days being sick and to her, that is a weeks paycheck. She was so tired when I saw her. Just thinking about it, I want to cry!


And that witch orders a miniature shopping cart for her bird. UGGGH!

Mel said...

I thought she was so, so organized.

Wouldn't an organized SINGLE mom plan ahead for things like illness/snow/ice, etc? Especially when you live in the country.

You know...like a million frozen @Totinos pizzas in the 888 @Sears freezers.
@SmartOnes frozen dinners. @DintyMoore canned stew with @PillsburyGrands. @Spaghettios, @FrozenWaffles, @HoneyNutCheerios, @FrozenChickenNuggets, @Stouffers, @Banquet, @MarieCallender, @LeanCuisine, @Tyson, @Applegate(organic, gluten-free)

(So many opportunities to grift here, and she missed it! She's falling down on the job.)

Who am I kidding.....she doesn't even have a plan for power outages.

Mel said...

It would have been a good night for their traditional 'ice cream dinner', eh?

Mel said...

What happened to her cook meals, freeze them for later plan?
Steve been dipping into the freezer??


Kate Gosselin ‏@Kateplusmy8 1 Sep 2011
@xxx cook on wkends and freeze ahead meals,

Virginia Pen Mom said...

Katykat said... 11
OT..but speaking of Cookbooks...Azorean Cooking by Maria Lawton is excellent. No canned, dumped crap in her recipes. My dad and his family of 9, count 'em' 9, came over from the Island of Sao Miguel in the Azores, (BEAUTIFUL place--google it :) in 1952, 3 months after his father died of gangrene from acut on his finger. Mygrandmother got a job as a maid with the Catholic Church and all nine kids got to go to Catholic school for free. My dad never complained, but said he loved the closeness of his family, and he had nothing but respect for his mother who worked so hard to support them. Anyway, the cookbook is fantastic...tastes just like how myaunts and uncles cook their Portuguese dishes.

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Thanks, Katykat! It's cool that your family is from the Azores. I did some research on the islands a few years back for a project I was working on. I had to find out what they were eating 400 years ago (and a few other things.). The more I learned, the more wanted to visit.

PJ's momma said...

redbirdsings, how is a mildly-amusing children's joke, tweeted by Kate, mocking the nursing profession? Sorry, I don't follow.

Rhymes with Witch said...

Ok, would someone please post their tuna noodle casserole recipe. Not kidding. Thanks.

p.s. Wonder where Katie gets organic tuna.

High Sodium Content said...

As usual Kate was lying about pizza delivery. Within one minute, I was able to find at least one place that delivers to her exact address.

Mel said...

Fired Up 4 Kate ‏@MiloandJack Jan 18

@DacorKitchen Hope U & @Kateplusmy8 got connected here! She's a gr8 cook & has 8 hungry reasons why she needs kitchen appliances working!


Surprised Milo hasn't tweeted the pizza place reminding them that there are 8 hungry kids out there!

FlimsyFlamsy said...

Gosh, she's not even ambitious enough to promote her own
cookbook. When the fan asked if that tuna noodle delight
was in her cookbook, she only answered that it was. How
about telling the fan where to order it, Ms. Celebrity Apprentice?
Better yet, how about putting down your phone and going
into your website and removing the "Coming Soon" banner
for the cookbook that's been out for years? Or if you
don't know how, you could take some of your daily Amazon
spending money and give it to a high school kid who could
probably update the entire website in an hour.

redbirdsings said...

For their traditional ice cream dinner: even easier for TFW is to let the kids get their own bowl and spoon and let them go outside, get fresh snow and bring them back in, and she could dump evaporated milk and a LITTLE vanilla and then they could stir it and have snow cream!

Easy peasy, Katie!

redbirdsings said...

Oh, my gosh, MEL!

The @'s on all of the name brand foods! Pillsbury GrandMarie Callender, Dinty Moore, LMBO!

Very funny!

redbirdsings said...

Do you just get to the point where you don't care how many lies and how many times you lie about things where you don't care if you get caught or not? I think she has. This PizzaGate2 is a great example.

Milo said she would have a plethora of pizzas at her door if a devoted fan like she is could help her. She doesn't mean calling the pizza places, ordering them and paying for them over the phone. She means GOING to the pizza place, getting them, paying for them and personally deliver them to her McMansion with nothing but the pizzas and a SMILE!

AuntieAnn said...

Too bad Jon's dead. He might have been able to pick the kids up and take them out for supper. You know, help her out so she can rest up from this alleged bug she's got.

Sometimes it helps to stay on good terms with your ex, Kate.

Formerly Duped said...

Someone should tweet Kate the pizza place OPEN info. Oh, never mind, she reads here...

Anonymous said...

ummmmm...ummmm...Velcro?

Tucker's Mom said... 197
Kate is a twit said... 187
Kate said she was going to order pizza to be delivered for dinner. She said she called the pizza place, but they never called her back.


Kate Gosselin @Kateplusmy8
· 15h 15 hours ago
On the RARE occasion I decide to order pizza vs make it (BC Im still not feeling well) the rural delivery guy doesn't call me back�� #MyLuck

************
Aw, poor Kite. The pizza place doesn't know how to help her.
I love how she's backing off from her miraculous antibiotic-loading recovery.
I have never left my # for a delivery place to call me back, and who would wait >5-10 minutes anyway?
She's ridiculous and so helpless.
Call them back and don't hang up until you've placed your order.

How does this woman tie her shoes in the morning?
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um, Velcro?

franky

Rhymes with Witch said...

Tucker's, I had to google pepadew peppers.
They sound great! Thanks.

Rhymes with Witch said...

For anyone in the area who's interested:

http://www.northjersey.com/mobile/news/seaside-heights-to-host-music-festival-1.1281068

Katykat said...

Virginia Pen Mom said... 63...

I hear (from all of relatives in MA and RI) that it's only a 5 hour flight from Boston. Dad said he clearly remembers cooking food in the ground by the Furnas hot springs. People would leave their food and pick it up after work. Back when they left, the country was run by a dictator, people were poor, no electricity or running water...but now it's a resort destination and many Portuguese retire to the "Old Country."

Anonymous said...

Too bad Jon's dead. He might have been able to pick the kids up and take them out for supper. You know, help her out so she can rest up from this alleged bug she's got.

Sometimes it helps to stay on good terms with your ex, Kate.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And this too. Exactly. Too bad Jon's dead.

Orange Crusher

Tucker's Mom said...

Rhymes with Witch said... 65
Ok, would someone please post their tuna noodle casserole recipe. Not kidding. Thanks.

p.s. Wonder where Katie gets organic tuna.
*******
Costco carries wild-caught, sustainable tuna. Organic really doesn't apply.
If that makes it organic to Katie, well alrighythen.

Here's a recipe for gourmet tuna casserole that follows what I do.
I love peas in mine and I added some capers and peppadew peppers this time around, and it was wonderful
After baking until bubbly, I add bread crumbs and grated Parm on top, and sprinkle with olive oil to get great crust.

Math Girl said...

Anonymous said... 195
This week is SPRING VACAY! YAY!!! This was me a few years ago, with Bob Sponge Whatever. On an eternal Loop, in a van, driving to PEI. This mom is me, I swear, but except for the last 20 seconds, I wish this on a loop X8 for Khatie Irene

This mom got it, Khatie never will..so here's a loop-ti-loop https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=812847045457425&pnref=story

franky
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The video was hilarious. Now there's a mother I can sympathize with.

Mel said...

A good business woman would *never* miss an opportunity to push her product.

Hmmmm.....

Tucker's Mom said...

Rhymes with Witch said... 75
Tucker's, I had to google pepadew peppers.
They sound great! Thanks.
&&&&&&&
I LOVE them! I also use them for Chicken Scarpariello. Sounds fancy, but is so easy. Also great using pork or turkey cutlets.
I use the MILD peppers.
Try them with a cheese spread or melted brie.

Tucker's Mom said...

AuntieAnn said... 72
Too bad Jon's dead. He might have been able to pick the kids up and take them out for supper. You know, help her out so she can rest up from this alleged bug she's got.

Sometimes it helps to stay on good terms with your ex, Kate.
*****
I know that's what I thought, too. If Jon was available, why not?

The thing is, with Kate, no good deed goes unpunished.

getofftwitter said...

Hey Kate, what happen to the organic chicken strips, and salad you bragged about in the remodel episode, you called it your emergency dinner. Not so organized, are you!

TLC stinks said...

Yes, I used Take Out Taxi. It's online. Pay online, tip online and they charge a service fee.

Rhymes with Witch said...

Thanks for the recipe, Tucker's. I love capers.

AuntieAnn said...

Mel said... 60

I thought she was so, so organized.

Wouldn't an organized SINGLE mom plan ahead for things like illness/snow/ice, etc? Especially when you live in the country.

You know...like a million frozen @Totinos pizzas in the 888 @Sears freezers.
@SmartOnes frozen dinners. @DintyMoore canned stew with @PillsburyGrands.

====


It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Anonymous said...

Kate is a twit said... 19
When a tweeter asked Kate why the pizza place had to call her back, she responded:

Kate Gosselin @Kateplusmy8 · 16h 16 hours ago
@katiemill300 BC no one delivers way out here and I located a service that delivers ... Finally! So LV a message and they call u back!

Hey Kate--here's a pizza place that's 6 minutes away from you and you can even order online! And yes, they deliver to your address.

https://www.orderstart.com/paradisebts


That whole story about ordering pizza was hogwash.
-------------------------------------

as a proud Canadian, I have only one thing to add to this that KIAT forgot

you're welcome Kate


franky

TLC stinks said...

When I was the twin's age, I was allowed to make my own Chef Boyardee pizza from those boxed kits. I would eat the ENTIRE pizza and I was a skinny girl.

I just don't get what the point was of her tweeting about the pizza nondelivery. I don't get why she has to constantly tweet what she has for dinner each night. Is this some coverup that the kids are not getting enough to eat? Maybe they've told Jon they are always hungry. There is always some reason why she tweets what she does.

getofftwitter said...

Tucker's mom: This Tuna casserole recipe was something I got from a magazine over 20 years ago.

1 can of Tuna
1 can of mushroom soup
1 onion med.
1 frozen pkg of spinach
1 pkg of cheddar cheese shredded
1 pkg of large noodles
1/2 cup of milk
1 can or a half a bag of frozen mix veggies
1 sm bag of potato chips crushed or 3 hands full of chips(any flavor)crushed
1 2 quart mirco/oven glass bowl

Mix in a bowl: tuna, onion, mix veggies, spinach(microwave the frozen), mushroom soup, cheese, milk, then the noodles when they are cooked & drained. Mix everything up. put crushed chips on top.
put in oven for 1 hour at 350, microwave for 20-30 mins

What's nice about this recipe you can add or take out stuff, or put all fresh in. Chips: I would use regular, sour cream & onion, the garlic chips, whatever you like.

rainbowsandunicorns said...

Too bad Jon's dead. He might have been able to pick the kids up and take them out for supper. You know, help her out so she can rest up from this alleged bug she's got.

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Or delivered the pizza himself. Oh, wait. he's not allowed on the property, so either Kate or one of the kids would have to go out to the road to pick it up from him. Does she allow the pizza delivery person to pass through the gate?

rainbowsandunicorns said...

PJ's momma said... 64
redbirdsings, how is a mildly-amusing children's joke, tweeted by Kate, mocking the nursing profession? Sorry, I don't follow.

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I was just going to ask the same question. I'm not following that either. I didn't see that it was mocking anything. Nurses "draw" blood. It's what they do.

rainbowsandunicorns said...

What happened to her cook meals, freeze them for later plan?
Steve been dipping into the freezer??

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Perhaps he finds that preferable to dipping into Kate.

Sorry, couldn't resist...

Over In TFW's County said...

Yes, it really is. But Kate knows her sheep. She knows they believe everything she says, or they're too afraid to correct her for fear of being bocked.

+++++++++++

Wouldn't you think that after all of this time, she'd figure out that there are locals who know exactly when she's lying? She lied through her teeth this time. There are three pizza places who deliver in her area. This wasn't a case of misunderstanding her tweets, or speaking in code. She tweeted...

Kate Gosselin @Kateplusmy8
@katiemill300 BC no one delivers way out here and I located a service that delivers ... Finally! So LV a message and they call u back!

"no one delivers way out here..." Statement. Kate, that simply is just not true.

TLC stinks said...

I do not think the reporting by TMZ that Jon is a failed DJ is accurate. The draw would be what the event was, not who was the DJ. It was at a bowling alley and also maybe the weather sucked. So what? He showed up and worked the entire time. The sheep bitches have a lot of nerve making fun of Jon.

Insert Creative Username Here said...

If TFW's lips are moving (or her dated 2000's french tip'd nails are typing), she's lying. She is no where near those kids, and I highly doubt she's even sick.

My best guess is that all of her possible get-away-from-the-kids-for-extended-periods-of-time engagements have dried up, and now she's come to terms with the realization that she has to be home with them all the time. If she even has the kids and they're not at their dad's, she's probably hiding in her bedroom tweeting / online ordering all day and leaving the kids with the not-a-nanny. I doubt she even knows what they're up to or what's for dinner.

And, even if we take at face value that she's too sick to cook, they are 11 and 14, they can make something for themselves! Every kid in America knows how to make boxed mac n' cheese, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and scrambled eggs. But masterminding mommy can't allow even a hint of a suggestion that those kids can carry on without her.

Anonymous said...

On the sad passing of our Beloved Mr. Doughboy..I am so glad to have an effigy in your honour. Many have tried to buy him, he is for sale only if you can poke his belly and get him to laugh. So far only I can, hehehehee! He will always have a place of honour on my stovetop, as he majestically holds my baking utensils.

will try to post pic later, right now I need to poke his belly and hear him laugh.

RIP Mr. Doughboy *sniff

franky

Formerly Duped said...

TLC stinks said... 89
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Hey! I loved those kits. I remember making them too, and thought they were delish. My sister and I would scarf one between us. Do they still make them?

Kate's pizza pity party is all BS- why can't those tweeties see that!

Tucker's Mom said...

Rhymes with Witch said... 86
Thanks for the recipe, Tucker's. I love capers.
******
I so love capers.
I use them in tuna salad, too.
Piccata...mmm.
Shit, I'm getting hungry.

JoyinVirginia said...

Auntie Ann, love the Pillsbury Dough Boy obituary! So funny!
Public service announcement: have you had your annual mammogram? Got mine today! TFMJG can promote screening since she is reaching that certain age where breast cancer screening is recommended.
Also watched The Talk today and it was fun, everyone wore either a gold and white dress or black and blue dress. Too funny! One guest was Lisa Kudrow who is executive producer of Who Do You Think You Are, the show that Researches family history of celebs. They are doing Julie Chen this season and showed a little of her trip to China. Very interesting.
Then guest was Marjorie, a tiny little older lady who has a cookbook The Road to Blue Ribbon Baking. She gave Sharon Osborne " one of the nicest compliments" Sharon said. Marjorie told Sharon that Sharon looked so good, "I know you had plastic surgery but it looks so much better than most other people ( who have had plastic surgery) she meant. Marjorie was adorable and Sharon sincerely appreciated the complement and got Marjorie to repeat it for the audience. .

Jumping In said...

Because TFW takes complete control of her kitchen, insists on serving portioned-out meals, Kate cheats her kids out of learning how to fend for themselves.

I agree, let the kids grab what they want, a bowl of cereal, a PB&J, really, why is this even an issue, the pantry is full, it's not as if they are suffering a hardship! Geez.

Tucker's Mom said...

TLC stinks said... 89
When I was the twin's age, I was allowed to make my own Chef Boyardee pizza from those boxed kits. I would eat the ENTIRE pizza and I was a skinny girl.
*****
OMG, I remember CB boxed pizza!
How many marathons did you run before you at the whole pizza?
Kate had to run 26 miles to eat 2 1/2 pieces, so...

Tucker's Mom said...

Maybe they've told Jon they are always hungry. There is always some reason why she tweets what she does.

*******
The "world" knows how Kate doles out paltry food portions.
I mean, the build up to her Valentine's Day breakfast, and the measly little portions that actually were given said it all.

Tucker's Mom said...

Yes! Chef Boyardee Pizza Mix lives!

Tucker's Mom said...

Jumping In said... 101
Because TFW takes complete control of her kitchen, insists on serving portioned-out meals, Kate cheats her kids out of learning how to fend for themselves.
******
From what I've seen on the show, I think the kids don't have the freedom to help themselves in the kitchen. I think Kate controls "her" space.
I don't recall ever seeing one kid help themselves in the current or old kitchen.
Not even going into the fridge to grab a drink. Nothing.

I also think it's ridiculous to serve the kids cafeteria style at this point. They are WAY beyond the age to serve themselves.

4rmine said...

To be fair to Kate, she did tweet this regarding the pizza delivery:

@CJR17 lol. No stuff happens. I understand! Moved from plan A to plan b .. No worries!

Good for her if she just doesn't feel like putting together a dinner. We order out if I'm sick. I have family nearby, but I don't expect them to make us dinner if I'm not feeling well. Maybe she is just outside the delivery area. My cousin has that problem - her property is 2 houses over the delivery line.

PJ's momma said...

For my tuna casserole, while about a half a box of macaroni is boiling, I mix together:
A can of cream of celery soup
A pretty good scoop of mayo (maybe 1/4 cup)
A good squirt of mustard or maybe 1 tsp dry mustard
A little milk
A can of tuna, the stinkier the better (no albacore)
Some salt and pepper

After it's creamy, I throw in some grated cheese and mix it up again.

Add the noodles and bake for about 30 minutes at 350.

Very unscientific, but quite yummy and very easy! Once I forgot to add the tuna and tried to add it later. Do not ever do that. Yucky.

Formerly Duped said...

Thanks, Tucker! I wonder if the CB pizzas would taste as good to us now? In those days, we didn't order out for pizza iirc. Only Chinese, and rarely. I might get a kit and see if my kids like it. I'll be sad if they don't...maybe add capers lol. (I also add capers to pasta dishes all the time)

FlimsyFlamsy said...

I strongly suspect there's a birthday getaway in TFW's future.
Sure, she's had those little NYC jaunts recently, but I think she
hasn't had a chunk of alone time far from home in a while.

Maybe Em will get her a plane ticket to Paris with her frequent
flier miles for her birthday. And who would TFW be to say no?
Or there may have been some hotel getaway included with her
CA wrap party swag bag.

If she's on Twitter silence for more than a few days, I'd say
she's giving herself some me time for the big 4-0 -- like any
piecing and patching unemployed single mother of 8
would do.

localyocul said...

Why why why do people ruin perfectly good food with tuna? BLECH. I was at a party that had bruschetta...I LOVE bruschetta! But it had tuna in it! Makes me gag!

White Organza said...

I don't want to start a new conspiracy theory, but... The Pillsbury DoughBoy could be alive and well and living in Montreal under a new name. I have a new client who looks a LOT like him. I'm just waiting for the right occasion to poke his belly without raising suspicions. It could take some time. But one of those days, "sprewwwwittt", I'll do it. I'll keep you posted.

PatK said...

You betcha they still make Chef Boyardee Pizza kits! I've got four in my pantry right now!

localyocul said...

PJ's momma said... 107
For my tuna casserole, while about a half a box of macaroni is boiling, I mix together:
A can of cream of celery soup
A pretty good scoop of mayo (maybe 1/4 cup)
A good squirt of mustard or maybe 1 tsp dry mustard
A little milk
A can of tuna, the stinkier the better (no albacore)
Some salt and pepper

)))

Substitute the tuna for chicken and that sounds heavenly!

Formerly Duped said...

Even though they had the small fridge? of the kitchen reno built in so the kids could get their own drinks, the only time I have seen a child help herself was Mady in the birthday special. Leah was telling her how mommy scrambled the eggs in sausage grease while Mady poured some Juicy Juicy. The twins were ordered out of the kitchen as it was before 6:03 am on CWS and Kate said the kitchen is closed every evening in the cookbook ( which I got for 25 cents at a yard sale for a laugh)

TLC stinks said...

4rmine, I still don't get why she would tweet anything in the first place. So she does not feel like cooking. Been there. Let the kids make sandwiches. It's just not something worth tweeting about.

getofftwitter said...

TLC stinks: Kates purpose in tweeting about the pizza is cause she has nothing else to tweet about. No appearances on: radio, Talk shows, any other reality related shows and maybe or maybe not filming during the kids spring break. Kate has nothing going on. See normal/mediocre/average people, have events and activities their kids are in and their communities have events going on to go to. But , Katie thinks she is above this, her kids have their sibs to play with, and Katie does not like to mingle with the locals, cause they are too average/normal/mediocre, for her, she thinks she is Hollywood and/or NYC society. She should know she belongs to none.

Tucker's Mom said...

Alicia Weicht ‏@Cheer_alicia_09 7m7 minutes ago Pennsylvania, USA
@Kateplusmy8 are you guys coming back on for another season...& maybe with a million episodes 🙊 haha love you!
*****
Yeah, that's the ticket. Film the crap out of the kids. Hell, they don't need a life and free time and friends and stuff like that.
What ARE these idiots thinking?

How about you commit YOUR kid to an insane filming schedule so people can view them as entertainment?

angie said...

Even though they had the small fridge? of the kitchen reno built in so the kids could get their own drinks,
--
Gosh, ya'll remember the look Kate gave Jon when he suggested a small frig during the renovation? She looked at him like he was a complete idiot, the look of disgust on her face showed me, 100%, that she had zero respect left for him, much less any love. That marriage was dunzo!
A second later, the reno lady (that's what Kate would call her, right?) said that yes, Jon was right, a little frig would be great for the kids' drinks and lunches.
Kate was all over her idea like stink on shit.

PJ's momma said...

localyocul, you are funny! The tuna casserole is not that 'fishy' (or tunishy as Kate would probably say) because of the other ingredients. But chicken would work for you! Easy peasy, or as my hubby incorrectly says, easy squeezy!

Millicent said...

My tuna cassarole dish is very basic. Cook pasta. Mix one can cream of mushroom soup with a little milk in a saucepan to desired consistency, sprinkle with salt & pepper, add can of drained tuna. Pour over drained pasta. Eat right away.

As to Kate whining because her delivery service placed her on their "no fly" list (my opinion only, I have no link or proof), just more evidence that even simple tasks are difficult for her. If she's the master cook she claims, why not whip up a batch of homemade pancakes and scrambled eggs? Or toast, eggs and apple slices. How about shell pasta with white beans and some crumbled crisp bacon, and a green salad? #dolt

JMO said...


Tucker's Mom said... 45
Kate Gosselin @Kateplusmy8 · 16h 16 hours ago
@JeanneKaye no not tonight. They have like 19 tests to study for and 42 projects to do or something close to that! #NightOfHomework
******
Oh, this is just sad.
Kate looks like she's lost touch with reality when she goes on like this.
For someone whose braggadocio knows no bounds, she comes across as helpless and hapless much of the time.
"I'm Wonder Woman, I can and do everything!"
"Help me! I can't order pizza!"
"How can I get a generator during a storm (after the power has gone out) and can I use it indoors?"

It sounds like she's on the ragged edge of sanity.

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I agree, she claims to know everything about caring for 8 kids, but her basic knowledge of how to manage life with or without her kids seems to be nada, unless it is being filmed and/or managed by someone else. This prima donna thing is getting old. If you can't manage ordering a pizza for delivery after all of these years, and need to tweet for everything imaginable (broken dishwasher, etc..), maybe you still don't have a clue how to get things done in "the real world" like normal people do without tons of staff assisting you. Nothing to be proud of at her age.

The kids who are in the outside world doing chores, going to school, are far more savvy than TFW, who has nothing to do while the kids are in school. Nannies/helpers 20 hours a week, house cleaning once a week. Really, what does she do all day(with the kids gone so long 5 days per week)?

Oh, I forgot, she shops on Amazon daily. How about making phone calls like everyone else for appliance repairs, hiring someone to plow/shovel your driveway ,etc...How has she not yet figured out how helpless and greedy she looks with her constant requests for help on Twitter?

Between her greed and "helplessness," she is a joke. Kids are 14 and 10, and with all of her "down time" not sure when she will figure out why she tweets her twitter fans about her incompetence, as if she could not figure this out herself.

Tucker's Mom said...

angie said... 118
Even though they had the small fridge? of the kitchen reno built in so the kids could get their own drinks,
--
Gosh, ya'll remember the look Kate gave Jon when he suggested a small frig during the renovation? She looked at him like he was a complete idiot, the look of disgust on her face showed me, 100%, that she had zero respect left for him, much less any love. That marriage was dunzo!
A second later, the reno lady (that's what Kate would call her, right?) said that yes, Jon was right, a little frig would be great for the kids' drinks and lunches.
Kate was all over her idea like stink on shit.
*******
That was some point after an alien invaded Jon's body, because Kate actually asked him what planet he was from.
But seriously, that episode is seared into my brain. It was painfully obvious that their marriage was over, and they wanted nothing to do with each other, but most of all, it made me sick thinking about how my ex-husband would do the same thing- treat me like dirt in front of other adults.
My head wanted to explode when I saw it.
The scoffing and disrespect Kate showed Jon was sickening to watch, and she never apologized for jumping down Jon's throat when she was corrected.

You just don't treat people like that.

JMO said...

TLC stinks said... 115
4rmine, I still don't get why she would tweet anything in the first place. So she does not feel like cooking. Been there. Let the kids make sandwiches. It's just not something worth tweeting about.
----------------------------------------------------

I agree, she is so inappropriate in so many ways.

JMO said...

Tucker's Mom said... 117
Alicia Weicht ‏@Cheer_alicia_09 7m7 minutes ago Pennsylvania, USA
@Kateplusmy8 are you guys coming back on for another season...& maybe with a million episodes 🙊 haha love you!
*****
Yeah, that's the ticket. Film the crap out of the kids. Hell, they don't need a life and free time and friends and stuff like that.
What ARE these idiots thinking?

How about you commit YOUR kid to an insane filming schedule so people can view them as entertainment?
-------------------------------------------

Not going to end well, as they (8 count em 8) are her means to HER end. Kids are clearly resentful of filming at this juncture, but TFW clearly show no sign of wanting the filming of her kids to end. Good luck with that.

PJ's momma said...

I looked for the kitchen remodel episode, which appalled me too, and found this. These guys are a hoot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5D5OBdq3I0

I've seen their other videos, but not this one. And on the topic of the small fridge, I was struck by how hateful she was about it, and how she had no filters. She did not care that there was a camera crew recording, she did not care that the designers were sitting across the table. She did indeed say, "What planet are you FROM?" He looked down and one of the ladies said something like, "Actually, he's right. Lots of people have them so the kids can get their own drinks." She didn't apologize at all, just said "huh" or "oh" or something and moved on.

She's mean. And she likes being mean. That's what has always struck me. Not that she's so mean (my own mom is mean), but that she truly enjoys it.

FlimsyFlamsy said...

My tuna noodle lazy-girl dinner is not casserollish like everyone
else's, but here goes. Just take whatever leftover pasta you've
got, add some tuna, and toss it with some Italian dressing.
Add some shredded mozzarella and heat it until the cheese
melts. Easy cheesy!

redbirdsings said...

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Chef-Boyardee-Cheese-Pizza-Kit-31.85-oz/10308555

It is 2.98 a box at Walmart. We had these when we were kids!

All This Is That said...

It is 2.98 a box at Walmart. We had these when we were kids

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This brings back memories I had forgotten about. When I was in high school, my date and I would go home and make these instead of going out to a pizza shop because I had curfew and was expected to be home immediately after seeing a movie. Lots of fun times with my date (s).

All This Is That said...

I have a new client who looks a LOT like him. I'm just waiting for the right occasion to poke his belly without raising suspicions.

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Just make sure that it's only his belly you're poking! :)

All This Is That said...

When one of our kids was a tiny toddler, still in the crib and transitioning from baby food to solids, I gave her some tuna noodle casserole. I thought she'd like it, and there wasn't much chewing involved. I may have put it in the baby food processor -- can't remember. Everything was fine until she was in bed for the night and I heard her crying. She had gotten sick on it, thrown up everywhere, and I mean everywhere, even in her hair. To this day I can't eat tuna casserole.

Anonymous said...

redbirdsings said... 127
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Chef-Boyardee-Cheese-Pizza-Kit-31.85-oz/10308555

It is 2.98 a box at Walmart. We had these when we were kids!
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If I wasn't allergic to Walmart I would so go look to see if they sell that here, as I never knew my favorite chef as a kid sold Pizzas. Will have to check out my market next time I go.

The things this blog has taught me!

and White Organza, sssssshhhhhhh. I live in Mom Boucher territory, and we don't talk about who may or may not be hiding under that trenc hcoat, but dude is certainly shady, teheeheeeheee

franky

All This Is That said...

Many have tried to buy him, he is for sale only if you can poke his belly and get him to laugh.

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Don't laugh, but I actually have one of those. One Christmas it was on my list and my boyfriend at the time purchased the little guy for me. He's about 12 inches tall, but his giggle has long bit the dust. He sounds more like he's having a coughing fit after smoking too much.

redbirdsings said...

franky, you said you were allergic to Walmart. My mother has went to Walmart for years. Our towns are all in a row. A, B, and C. She would go to A and C but B didn't have one. All of a sudden, she started experiencing her nose burning, not bad, but noticeable. Then the more she went to A, it would increase each time. Then it got to the point where she couldn't stay in the store for even 5 minutes and it was painful at that point.

We figured out it is the chemicals in the carpet and or the paint because they did remodel. She only goes there for just a couple of minutes to get very important things like medicine, dog food.

About the mocking post. Maybe not mocking, but she takes every opportunity to post what her kids say, which it is a cute joke, but she does not intend to go back to nursing because the money would not support her 5 star life style and pay everything out of that salary.

Anonymous said...

All This Is That said... 132
Many have tried to buy him, he is for sale only if you can poke his belly and get him to laugh.

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Don't laugh, but I actually have one of those. One Christmas it was on my list and my boyfriend at the time purchased the little guy for me. He's about 12 inches tall, but his giggle has long bit the dust. He sounds more like he's having a coughing fit after smoking too much.

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mine is a porcelain utensil holder , bought it in 1986 at Marche Atwater here in Montreal.

franky

Fleecing The Sheeple said...

All This Is That said... 129
I have a new client who looks a LOT like him. I'm just waiting for the right occasion to poke his belly without raising suspicions.

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Just make sure that it's only his belly you're poking! :)

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lol!! And make sure that suspicions aren't the only thing you raise!

Anonymous said...

Redbirdsings... I am an activist, my allergy stems from the unfair exploitation they blatantly do.

I also loved the show Jericho and faught for it, the petition has my name on it, and I am sure the finale was a direct jab to Wal-Mart, IMO only, of course.
But you are right, the chemicals alone they use kills my body , I feel a burning itch and cannot stay more than a couple of minutes, not that I ever wanted to. Harsh to say the least

franky

NJGal51 said...

Gotta love Goody.

@msgoody2shoes21: @Sassccha @Kateplusmy8 Twitter won't see a pattern of abuse from me. I would love for Twitter to read my 1st tweet/convos going forward.

@msgoody2shoes21: @Sassccha @Kateplusmy8 Robert Hoffman is a MoFo and Jon Gosselin ain't sheezit.

redbirdsings said...

Speaking of tuna, I cannot eat any fish except Capt. D's battered cod with lots of tartar sauce. I have fish on the Dislikes section on my food trays. Today, they served me not one, but two tuna salad sandwiches! They do it on purpose. The manager of the kitchen is a man and those young girls in that kitchen have him so manipulated and they don't listen and do a thing that he tells them.

Anonymous said...

Ah Goody, no pattern of abuse there, yep. She apparently uses an alternative dictionary, Twitter will surely never figure her out.

OrangeCrusher

redbirdsings said...

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/portrait-artist-says-he-painted-lewinsky-reference-in-bill-clinton%e2%80%99s-official-painting/ar-BBi9uxi

This painting is hanging in the White House.

Kirkland said...

I love tuna sandwiches. And I love most casseroles. But put tuna in a casserole - and yuck! No thank you, I'll pass. :)

Sue_Buddy said...

NJGal51 said... 137
Gotta love Goody.

@msgoody2shoes21: @Sassccha @Kateplusmy8 Twitter won't see a pattern of abuse from me. I would love for Twitter to read my 1st tweet/convos going forward.

@msgoody2shoes21: @Sassccha @Kateplusmy8 Robert Hoffman is a MoFo and Jon Gosselin ain't sheezit.
::::::::

Well, isn't that childish? She thinks she can hide behind the Twitter rules; poke at the non-fans then run and hide. She's really weird.

All This Is That said...

About the mocking post. Maybe not mocking, but she takes every opportunity to post what her kids say, which it is a cute joke, but she does not intend to go back to nursing because the money would not support her 5 star life style and pay everything out of that salary.

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I didn't see anything mocking in that joke she tweeted, nor did I take it at a poke to the nursing profession (no pun intended). I also didn't see that Kate used her daughter to do it for her. That really seems to be a stretch, but others may perceive it differently.

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

I missed why the non-fans are boycotting Kate and the sheeple. I love when they do that. Just like last time it sounds totally dead! Keep it up folks!

Sue_Buddy said...

I missed why the non-fans are boycotting Kate and the sheeple. I love when they do that. Just like last time it sounds totally dead! Keep it up folks!
::::::::::

I missed that any of them were? When?

redbirdsings said...

franky, when I was first writing about my mother, I thought maybe you were allergic to Walmart because the way they are. My brother works there and it is bad. So, the Walton heiress who killed someone with her car and was drunk and she didn't spend one minute in jail. Told the officer, don't you know who I am? Paid a fine and that was it. She has built an art museum near her home in AR and buys 40 to 50 million dollar paintings to put in it like her own personal art gallery.

All I can say is she won't be able to take it with her on her eternity trip. This goes for you, TFW. We know how selfish and what a material hoarder you are.

Rev. John Hagee said, Have you seen a hearse with a U-Haul trailer behind it?

redbirdsings said...

Why didn't TFW just cook them some pancakes and use some of that free nice maple syrup that she has so much of.

I didn't know that she reacted that bad about a little refrigerator. That is crazy. Shows how really messed up she is. Food and liquid control freak. IN AND OUT FREAK. She measures what goes in and what comes out. Messed up.

redbirdsings said...

I think that it is great that Jon is working at something he is good and comfortable at, making money and is able to spend more time with the kids. I read the comments on the article and it was awful. They were making fun of the woman dancing. Somebody said she was drunk. Spinning for One. Poor Jon, he is darn if he does and darn if he doesn't.

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said...

A new recap is up. I'm so very sorry for this old post and all the comments! Forgive me! Hopefully this recap will be worth the wait!

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