Sunday, August 11, 2013

The RTK/TFW Project: Collin's "Thomas" Hummus

TFW has a new cookbook coming out. If you can't beat 'em join 'em, right? Resident poster Silimom offered to give the recipes a fair shake, following them as closely as possible and getting her family's input, too. Other posters might chime in with their attempts as well as we go along. So in the spirit of the Julie/Julia Project, in which government worker Julie Powell spent one year cooking her way through every recipe of Julia Child's Mastering the Art of French Cooking, here is our Reality T.V. Kids/The Former Wife Project, as we cook our way through Kate Gosselin's Love Is In the Mix.

First up: Collin's "Thomas" Hummus prepared by Silimom

The Cost

Since Kate has stated in the past that she cooks with ingredients labeled “organic”, I decided to do the same in order to keep the recipe as true as possible to the way she might make it at home. With that in mind, I grabbed my reusable bags and headed to my local Whole Foods.

Whole Foods is an experience, for anyone who hasn’t been to one yet. It’s as if they filter the air with some sort of chemical to make you feel more virtuous and healthy once you walk through the doors. I don’t tend to shop here, as a rule, because they don’t tend to carry the convenience foods my family eats. I do like to go here for my meats and, until the farmer’s market opened up down the street, sometimes vegetables and fruits, especially ones my local Safeway doesn’t carry on a regular basis. We also tend to call Whole Foods “Whole Paycheck” because the prices, for the most part, tend to be higher, especially on their convenience foods.



Here’s what I bought, including the prices:

Organic 365 Vegan Pita Chips with Sea Salt 9 oz $2.79
Organic 365 Tahini $5.99
Organic 365 Extra Virgin Olive Oil (Cold Pressed, 16.9 fl oz) $5.99
Organic 365 Garbanzo Beans 15 oz $1.19 each = $3.57 for 3 cans (I couldn’t find 16 oz
cans anywhere)
Total spent: $18.29

Now, Kate also calls for 18 Tablespoons or 1.125 cups of lemon juice. Whole foods sold a 2lb organic bag of lemons for $5.99 or individual organic ones at $0.99 each. However, I have both half a bottle of Safeway reconstituted lemon juice (15 Fl. Oz. @ $2.79 per bottle) and also a lemon tree (or rather my neighbors have a lemon tree that happens to hang over my fence) and while they are not certified organic by the USDA, I feel fairly confident these lemons will be close to organic, as they do nothing to the  tree - no pesticides, no fertilizer, etc. I also had garlic and salt at home, however here’s their cost from the Safeway, where I purchased them:

Garlic (non organic) - $0.79
Safeway Iodized Salt (non organic) $0.94

So total cost of combined Whole Foods and Safeway ingredients: $26.06. Now, if I had bought all the ingredients at Safeway, which is where I usually shop, this would have been my bill:

Safeway O Organic Garbanzo Beans 15 oz: $1.33 per can/$3.99 total
Safeway O Organics Extra Virgin Olive Oil 16.9 fl oz - $8.49
Safeway Open Nature Pita Chips with Sea Salt 8 oz- $2.50
Safeway Lemons (regular - could not find the organic price online) - $3.29 for a 2lb bag
Whole Foods 365 Organic Tahini Paste - $5.99
Garlic (non organic) - $0.79
Safeway Iodized Salt (non organic) $0.94

(They didn’t have Tahini Paste at Safeway, so I would have still needed to pick that up at WF. )

Total: $25.99

I’ll admit, I was surprised here. I assumed that Safeway would be cheaper, even with  buying organic. Okay, maybe I’ve been giving Whole Paycheck a bad rap for years. But what would the cost be, I wondered, if I bought primarily non-organic, which is my typical shopping habit?

Safeway Garbanzo Beans 15 oz - $1.09 per can/$3.27 total
Safeway Verdi Extra Virgin Olive Oil 17 fl. oz. - $5.99
Safeway Open Nature Pita Chips with Sea Salt 8 oz. - $2.50
Safeway Lemons - $3.29/2lb bag
Whole Foods 365 Organic Tahini Paste - $5.99
Garlic (non organic) - $0.79
Safeway Iodized Salt (non organic) $0.94

Total: $22.77

Okay, so going organic, at least for this recipe, isn’t all that much more expensive than the non organic. However, considering a 10 oz package of Sabra Roasted Garlic Hummus runs me $5.49, I think I’d save myself the $18 and just buy that. It’s very yummy and since only my husband and I eat hummus at our house, it lasts us about a week just fine. However, to really know if “do it yourself hummus” is a value, I’d have to figure out the individual serving cost of the homemade version vs the prepared, store
bought hummus. Sabra’s 10 ounce container, which is what I buy, serves 10, so I’ll use that serving size in my comparison.

Whole Foods: $2.61
Safeway Organic:  $2.59
Safeway Conventional: $2.27
Sabra Hummus: $0.55

Cost grade: D - The organic ingredients were cheaper then I thought they’d be, especially when compared to conventional products, however at 55 cents per serving, the Sabra hummus is much cheaper.

The Process



I decided to use a blender rather than my food processor so I could be as true to Kate’s recipe as possible. I drained the chickpeas, putting a small, glass bowl under the wire colander to collect the juice. Normally, I would also rinse the chickpeas, but, again, I was going for authenticity here.

Next, I measured out my lemon juice. For the record, I have a hard time with her units of measurement. I mean, how hard would it have been to google “18 Tbsp to ounces?” It took me less than 30 seconds. By the way, 18 Tbsp is 9 fluid ounces. Wouldn’t that be easier for most home cooks? I mean, since lemon juice in a bottle is measured in ounces, not tablespoons, after all. Or if you wanted to use measuring cups, it’s 1 C plus 2 Tbsp of juice.

I used up my bottle of reconstituted lemon juice (non-organic, I know, but I just couldn’t  spend $5.99 for a bag of lemons.) which gave me about 6 oz and supplemented this with 3 lemons from “my” tree, which yielded 3 oz (FYI, one lemon yields about one and a half ounces of juice. I just used what I needed to make 9 oz. total).



The rest was pretty simple. My husband minced the garlic for me and then we literally dumped everything in the blender and hit “puree”. In about 3-5 minutes, we had hummus.

So, for ease of directions I give this recipe an “A-”. The minus is in regards to the how she lists her units of measurement.

The Taste Test



The guinea pigs in this situation were myself, my husband and my 8 year old daughter. The texture was not as smooth as I could make it in my food processor but overall it was pretty good. It certainly wasn’t overly grainy. It was, however, very thick. It was also EXTREMELY tart because of the amount of lemon juice. In fact, both my husband and I agreed that the acidity of the lemons really overpowered the garlic and sesame taste, making them virtually undetectable. I think reducing the lemon juice by half, increasing the garlic by 2 additional cloves, and adding a tablespoon or two of water to the blending process would help both the flavor and the thickness.

My 8 year old tasted it with her finger and said “I don’t like this hummus.” Now, in Kate’s defense, my 8 year old hates hummus anyway, but she was a good sport and tried some. Both my husband and I finished our 1/4 cup portions, which we ate with pre-bagged organic pita chips and baby carrots, so it certainly was not inedible. I would probably give it about a 3 on a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being inedible and 5 being the best thing I ever ate. My husband gave it a 3 also, saying “It’s a serviceable hummus”.

Grade for Taste: C - Just way too much lemon juice.

Four days later, we still have about half of the hummus left in the fridge. My husband and I are working through it slowly.

Nutrition

Because I use the app My Fitness Pal, I can use their recipe nutrition calculator to get an idea of what the nutritional breakdown of her food is. For those of you who are interested, here it is:

Total per serving:

Calories 342
Carbs 26
Fat  22
Protein 10
Sugar  4
Fiber   9

Wrap Up

My biggest issue with her recipe isn’t the taste. I can tweak that easily and honestly if I just cut the lemon juice in half, it probably would be good (a grade of B).  It is the amount of hummus her recipe makes that is more of an issue for me. It could certainly feed 9 people easily. But I personally don’t need that much food. As you can see from the picture, her recipe filled a pretty large bowl. Kate needs to remember that not everyone has 8 kids. Now, if she were just posting this on her website, that would be one thing. Sure, people can cut it in half themselves. But if you’re putting out a cookbook, you need to respect your audience and most of the people who might buy this book have 2-3 kids tops. If this is going to be the standard result, it’s going to be way too much food for my family and most will likely go to waste. I think the next recipe I make, I will try to cut it in half and hopefully that won’t alter the flavor/taste significantly.

Overall, this was a fun experiment and I am looking forward to more “Cooking Dangerously” with Kate Gosselin.

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Children First said...

Annika S ‏@enjolrati 28m
pre-ordered @Kateplusmy8 Kate Gosselin's book Love is in the Mix today - yay! :-)

How fast does Amazon upload their sales to Novelrank? It shows that the last sale was 15 hours ago. Nothing in Canada or the UK in the past few days. I wonder how many of these people who shriek with delight that they ordered the book really do so. She's now up to a whopping 87 books in the US this month.

Children First said...

When BV first came on the scene guns a-blazin' he believed the fans who claimed to be innocent victims of the vile haturz but lets just say his eyes have been opened and he walked away in disgust as predicted.

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So are you saying that there is no lawsuit and never was one?

Children First said...

See the child with not just straight, no but straight and WHITE teeth!

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And PEARLY teeth!

She could get a job as a carnival barker.

Children First said...

I think it's very easy to say that with a straight face. I see Kate in Hannah...the smile, the facial structure

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Sorry, Lucinda...I don't see anything of Kate in Hannah. I think you'd really have to look good and hard to find any resemblance at all. Kate doesn't have a really distinctive facial structure...nothing that sets it apart. Kate as a long narrow face; Hannah's appears to be on the wide side. I suppose that if you look at someone long and hard enough you could find subtle similarities, but I just don't see it in Hannah (or any of the kids).

fidosmommy said...

To those saying we don't know if TFW can cook tasty meals or not, all I can say is she has posted pictures of several of her "YUM!" meals.

The first step to an enjoyable meal is the presentation. If the meal looks unappetizing sitting on the plate, I'm not going to want to eat it. Her sausage cacciatore, her mystery meat in even more mysterious shiny coating, her "famous Kate Salad" with some unidentified red jammy side, are foods she was so proud of she felt the need to post pictures of them.

Her turkey chili didn't get a picture posted but it's on her cookbook promo page. It was tried out. It was deemed less than tasty. The stir fry which was also a "tease" for her cookbook was overburdened with snow peas and the salt factor from the soy sauce was too much.
Her Lemon Hummus was too lemony for the average consumer.

The jury is coming back in with a verdict from the 15 minute board and the verdict is:
Kate does not offer appetizing looking food, nor are the examples she offers of her cookbook well received. Probably a C grade overall would be my guess.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Why does TFW herself have to cook the meal for her cooking to be judged? There is plenty of info from the photos and recipes posted to decide what one thinks about it. Foodnetwork's web site has hundreds of reviews that I think are very helpful but I doubt Little Big Head or Bobby or Barefoot Contessa cooked the recipe themselves. The judgements are made from trying out their cooking yourself. If I cooked a bunch of bad recipes from one of those I'm probably going to say they're a bad cook.

FYI said...

I was looking at the HCI webpage about the cookbook, and they've updated their Details Page. It looks like this page is aimed at retailers to get them to sell the cookbook. They also show the price as $22.95, instead of $18.46 and there is no longer a pre-order link

http://www.hcibooks.com/p-4290-kate-gosselins-love-is-in-the-mix.aspx

This is some of the new info posted:

Target Audience

The 10+ million of fans of Kate and her family (women, men, and children ages 15-95); fans of "Dancing with the Stars"; busy moms and dads who want fresh ideas to feed their families.

Sales Points

Kate's popularity is huge!

* 10.6 million people watched "Jon and Kate Plus 8" on TLC at its highest ratings point, which were record-breaking ratings in the history of the network.

* Kate has made frequent appearances on The Today Show, The View, Katie, Access Hollywood, Inside Edition, Live with Regis and Kelly, Ellen, Entertainment Tonight, Larry King Live and Rachel Ray.

* Kate has been featured countless times on the cover of People Magazine and she and the kids have appeared on/or in the New York Times, Good Housekeeping and Vanity Fair.

* Kate's fans crave hearing from her and want her recipes and tips.

* Twitter: @kateplusmy8 has over 150,000 followers and quickly growing.

* Website: Roughly 200,000 visitors per month. www.KatePlusMy8.com.

The most interest update:

Promotional Campaign

9/24 The Today Show

9/27-28 Baltimore Book Festival

10/1 Marilyn Denis Show (Canada)

So it looks like TFW will be on the Today Show on the date of publication. The Marilyn Denis Show is filmed in Toronto. Is Kate going to fly there for the interview, or do it remotely? If she's going to be in Toronto she better let Paige know.

Also, on HCI's home page, they have a link to their 2013 Fall Catalog, which is in PDF format. The cookbook is featured on pages 6 and 7, and there are a few more pictures of pages in the book.

http://www.hcibooks.com/default.aspx?SkinID=11

Interesting that the book listed directly above hers in the catalog is called "Bullying Under Attack".

I wonder if that was pre-planned?

Rhymes with Witch said...

Why does TFW herself have to cook the meal for her cooking to be judged? 191

If that is the case, why bother putting out a cookbook? What would be the point?

fidosmommy said...

Giada would probably like TFW's hummus. She seems to really like lemons!

LB said...

TWF's recipes that are available online reminds me of Semi-homemade Sandra...did I get her name right? She uses a lot of canned and processed food as well. I remember one episode that had canned mushrooms! canned! I never understood that one.

Barefoot Contessa once did an episode that I watched where she showed the viewers how her recipes were created and tested before they were put in her cookbook. I don't recall what she said about how the idea behind her recipes came from. I would guess from her travels, someone giving it to her or she was tweaking a previous used recipe to update it.

she has a new platform currently showing on Food Network where she has been going behind the scene and sorta cooking with the chef in the restaurant kitchen of the dish she was eating. I think that is nice because she is giving the chef the credit due. She does still recreate the dish in her home kitchen with what she had in her pantry. I think that is more realistic than what TWF is trying to do with all the canned food.

FYI said...

Correction to my previous comment about HCI Books. It looks like there website has two separate sections. One for consumers, and one for retailers. Somehow I managed to click on the one for retailers when I did a google search for HCI books. The consumer page is still there with their pre-order link.

This is the consumer page:

http://www.hcibooks.com/

This is the page that looks like it's geared to retailers:

http://www.hcibooks.com/default.aspx?SkinID=11

Sorry for the confusion.

Lalalalala said...

Very wise words from Ashton Kutcher. I hope TFW watches this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuBSRC1zpHw

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

Admin, I need some guidance on what can and cannot be said about BV. Many comments go through but when I comment they usually don't. Thanks.

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

* Website: Roughly 200,000 visitors per month. www.KatePlusMy8.com.
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Heck, yeah. What would you expect with a faulty counter?

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Their sales pitch for Kate is blatantly misleading. The 10 million viewers was for the divorce episode because people were morbidly curious. Almost all episodes since only got 1-2 million viewers with many at the end falling below a mil.

As you know I am NOT a fan of snake oil pitches.

Layla said...

Mc Gibney said, "After seeing death threats, pedophilia claims, theft, & documented stalking..."
Once again, I have never seen a death threat anywhere against TFMJG. Where are these death threats being made? Why is that, when asked, no fan can quote a single specific death threat? Are they top secret, and we don't have clearance? They could tell us but then they'd have to kill us? I want to see what all the fuss is about. All I have ever seen is a cartoon of Milo with TFW on a stick. Does that mean a non-fan is threatening to force Milo to impale TFW? Does that non-fan have some kind of mind control over Milo?

Pedophilia--the only pedophilia claims I have seen are about that former editor (Blankinship) on K+8. And he is, in fact, a pedophile. So, if it is true that he is a pedophile, then why is it a crime against the fans to point out it out as an example of TFW putting her children in harm's way?

Theft? I don't get that one at all.

Stalking--that applies to both the non-fans and the fans on Twitter. They stalk each other.

I can't wait to see whether this lawsuit actually materializes. What a circus it will be if it does!

FYI said...

She's now up to a whopping 87 books in the US this month.
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According to novelrank she's only sold 36 books in the US this month. She sold 51 in July. The total of 87 books is for BOTH July and August.

Tucker's Mom said...

Unless you have actually have been served a meal prepared by Kate, you couldn't possibly know this.
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Lucinda, I've said before, prima facie evidence is there for any professional chef, or skilled and experienced home cook that Kate's cooking, photos of her cooking and attempts at recipe instruction are shit.
I don't have to eat Sandra Lee's Kwanza cake to know that's shit too.
Cut me a break.

Rhymes with Witch said...

It makes sense Kate was exposed to different food when she got famous. 138

I agree. She traveled widely at tlc's expense and was exposed to all sorts of foods and other experiences. While I hesitate to presume how much of it constituted a learning
experience, it's not surprising that her taste in foods expanded beyond what she was brought up on. I think that happens with most of us, even though we didn't become famous. :)

Giada would probably like TFW's hummus. She seems to really like lemons! 196

I LOVE lemons, and that would be too much for me.

Tucker's Mom said...

Another thing I noticed. Every time she makes a new post, she apparently has to remove the pre-order post, and then re-post it, because the date on the pre-order post keeps changing. It now shows today's date. She just has to make sure that that post is always the first post.
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Kate knows darn well how to link to a specific post on her blog, but she constantly links to the main page, so that the viewer has to scroll down through the book advertisements to see what Kate's baited them with.

Tucker's Mom said...

localyocul said... 183
Step right up! Step right up! Come one, come all! See the child with the braces! See the child without the braces! See the child with not just straight, no but straight and WHITE teeth! For only the price of a click on a website! You will be amazed at the child!!
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Yup, Kate's a Carnival Barker.
Several years ago, Dr. Laura did briefly touch on the controversy surrounding J+K+8, and she wrote:
"My heart goes out to the kids. Is it humane to children to let their parents exploit them in a television program when their images and intimacies are exposed to everyone for all time when they have no say or control? Is it in the children’s best interests to be USED as entertainment by two parents so self-absorbed that they put money and celebrity in front of their children’s privacy? It’s like putting your children in a circus freak show strip and having a barker yelling: “Come in, come in and see what happens to children when their parents use them for your entertainment… It’s exciting, it’s damaging, but you won’t be able to take your eyes off ‘em. Watch ‘em wiggle. Watch ‘em cry. Watch ‘em squirm. It’s so much fun…bring popcorn and beer and come watch the show.”

Link:
http://www.drlaurablog.com/2009/06/04/jon-kate-plus-8/

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

Kate's kids called it when they said she looked like Barbie. I wonder if they think THEY look like Barbie. They'd have to to look like Kate.

A Mom said...

9/24 The Today Show

9/27-28 Baltimore Book Festival

10/1 Marilyn Denis Show (Canada)


Kate Gosselin's schedule for book signings

chefsummer #Leh said...

Kate is a twit said... 7

Promotional Campaign

9/24 The Today Show

-Ugh I was hoping their would be no TV interviews. I wonder if they're going to ask her to cook.

9/27-28 Baltimore Book Festival

10/1 Marilyn Denis Show (Canada

Well at least Steve(RCTBG) will have work for a few days.

Tucker's Mom said...


Target Audience

The 10+ million of fans of Kate and her family (women, men, and children ages 15-95); fans of "Dancing with the Stars"; busy moms and dads who want fresh ideas to feed their families.

Sales Points

Kate's popularity is huge!

* 10.6 million people watched "Jon and Kate Plus 8" on TLC at its highest ratings point, which were record-breaking ratings in the history of the network.
*****
HLI falsely extrapolates fans from the over 10 million viewers of J+K's train wreck episode which chronicles the acrimonious disintegration of their marriage and fracture of their family.
Do they think the millions and millions of people who tuned in to the Casey Anthony trial are Casey's fans?

I'm so sick of the one-time 10 millions viewer episode being used at evidence that Kate is soooooooo popular, therefore, in demand.
2 years virtually absent from television and abysmal pre sales of Kate's book are testimony to Kate's fading "stah".
(I had no doubt Kate would wrangle a Today Show appearance for her book. Not surprised she's not booked on The View)

getofftwitter said...

I agree with people here that none of the kids look like Kate. And the other 2 who probably have braces are 2 of the boys. From the recent picks, only Hannah had braces of the girls, but if you go back a couple of months, of when the kids picks, the pj pics, you will see, only Hannah had braces and 2 of the boys looked as if they too need braces. I hope they are to get braces. But, then who knows, Kate has always treated the boys, poorly, cause you know they are icky.

Children First said...

Unless you have actually have been served a meal prepared by Kate, you couldn't possibly know this

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Let's all ask for seconds on the chicken salmonella or that beef stew slop or whatever it was on the plate -- it looked like something the dog threw up. We don't have to have been served a meal prepared by Kate to know that those two dishes were something that we wouldn't want to eat.

foxy said...

Regarding Lisa Jackson being white. It had been stated in a few different news articles that she is white and was suing for racial discrimination because she had to listen to those words not that they were directed at her personally. I could not understand that either. I think one of the articles was from Paula Deen's attorney who was addressing the issue. And other articles in ROL and TMZ I believe. I wish I could remember exactly where so I could quote exactly. People sue now days even if you flush the toilet after 10pm and disturb the rest of your neighbors. Go figure.

Rhymes with Witch said...

As you know I am NOT a fan of snake oil pitches. 12

Desperate times, desperate measures.

p.s. one of my comments never showed up - just want to thank Silimom for her efforts and the cost and nutritional breakdowns.

A Mom said...

Kate Gosselin's cookbook. 50,000 first printing? Guess Kate will have Christmas gifts for her family/friends???
September 2013
Cookbook
eISBN: 9780757317651 • eItem: e7650
ISBN-13: 9780757317644 • item: 7642
6½ x 9, 324 pages, hardcover laminate
$22.95 US • $26.95 CDN
50,000 first printing

getofftwitter said...

Now that you guys have posted, the book info and some places Kate will be at, it will be interesting to see how long it will take kates lackeys to announce this or how long it will take Kate to announce it. Cause, we all know that Kate does not like announcing where she will be, cause the fans and paps might mob her or cause a riot.

Lynne In RI said...

10/1 Marilyn Denis Show (Canada)


Kate Gosselin's schedule for book signings \

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Canada? How many books have been pre-ordered in Canada?

I remember when she did an interview and said she was so excited to be in Mexico because she had never been out of the United States before when, in fact, she had been in Canada. I hope she knows this time she's going out of the country!

Lucinda said...

Over And Out said... 191
I think it's very easy to say that with a straight face. I see Kate in Hannah...the smile, the facial structure. Obviously, there's a heck of a lot of Jon in there too. I have a friend who is African American and her husband is Latino. Their daughter is the spitting image of mom, except that she doesn't look African American. There's more to someone's looks than obvious racial features.

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I disagree. I don't see any of Kate in the kids, regardless of the race. Look at Alexis. She has very wide-set eyes and a broad face. Kate is just the opposite. She's going to be very pretty as she matures, but there is nothing of Kate in there. Put a photo of Cara and Mady next to Kate, and you'd have to really be scrutinizing to find any similarities in their physical features.
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I'm not understanding what Cara, Mady and Alexis have to do with whether there is any similarity between Hannah and Kate.

Tucker's Mom said...

50K first printing for Kate's cookbook?
No way in heck that book sells 50, 000 copies. No way.
The good news is that parakeets everywhere can rest easy knowing that their cages will be lined for years to come.

fidosmommy said...

Jen said... 195
"Case in point is toasted sesame oil. I can't tell you how many bottles I have purchases and thrown out. It has a very distinctive smoky flavor that I love, but it is just too wastefu."

I don't really consider sesame oil unusual or expensive (a bottle around here is a couple of bucks), but in any case, it stores well in the fridge. It probably takes me half a year to go through my bottle.

*****

I don't use either one, but the inexpensive sesame oil is probably not toasted. Toasted sesame oil goes through a heating process that takes more time to release the smoky flavors and that ups the price a lot. It certainly is more than a couple of dollars a bottle.

I watched a video showing how to toast sesame oil. It's done in small batches so it doesn't have the chance to burn.

Lynne In RI said...

I'm so sick of the one-time 10 millions viewer episode being used at evidence that Kate is soooooooo popular, therefore, in demand.

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It's a sales pitch. It's all they have. If they had such a high viewer rating, then let them explain why the show was cancelled. It just makes them look like snake oil salesmen. Let them post how many viewers there were on the episodes before Kate's show was put on life support.

Lucinda said...

Children First said... 4
I think it's very easy to say that with a straight face. I see Kate in Hannah...the smile, the facial structure

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Sorry, Lucinda...I don't see anything of Kate in Hannah. I think you'd really have to look good and hard to find any resemblance at all. Kate doesn't have a really distinctive facial structure...nothing that sets it apart. Kate as a long narrow face; Hannah's appears to be on the wide side. I suppose that if you look at someone long and hard enough you could find subtle similarities, but I just don't see it in Hannah (or any of the kids).
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I'm not sure what the "sorry" is for. It makes no difference to me whether you do or don't see similarities. I don't form my opinions based on what others think.

Suzee said...

Children First,
Here's some info about Novel Rank:

How long after a sale before it affects salesrank?
The change in sales rank will occur anywhere from 3 to 12 hours later. This is at the sole discretion of Amazon and may vary due to holidays, category, domain, and any number of other factors we don't know about.

Are sales estimates 100% accurate?
Book sales estimates are still estimates, and for books selling a low volume (less than 100 copies a month for instance) {which would definitely include TFW's book} the estimates are most likely accurate within 1%. In the end, it is all based on sales rank changes rather than sales numbers, and NovelRank should not be used to dispute hard sales figures from publishers or Amazon.

http://www.novelrank.com/faq.php


(I previously posted as Suze. I recently discovered a former poster at RWA used the same screenname & I don't want anyone to be confused and think that we're the same person. I know nothing about her opinions or posts and I have nothing against her, I just thought I should change mine up a little.)

pink bitchy pants said...

A Mom Said ... could you provide the same stats for Pioneer Woman cookbook, please. Merciful.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Tucker's Mom said... 18
Unless you have actually have been served a meal prepared by Kate, you couldn't possibly know this.
******
Lucinda, I've said before, prima facie evidence is there for any professional chef, or skilled and experienced home cook that Kate's cooking, photos of her cooking and attempts at recipe instruction are shit
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Okay I went to culinary school for two years I studied culinary in HS for 4yr.

When I looked at the photos of some of her food I couldn't identify most of it I was like WTF is that.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Children First said... 27

I have to disagree I can tell what my dogs threw up.

I couldn't tell what TFW cooked sometimes. Plus my dogs vomit looked more appealing then her food.

Suzee said...

A Mom, where did you find the info on the printing quantity?

fidosmommy said...

Kate Gosselin's cookbook. 50,000 first printing? Guess Kate will have Christmas gifts for her family/friends???
September 2013
Cookbook
eISBN: 9780757317651 • eItem: e7650
ISBN-13: 9780757317644 • item: 7642
6½ x 9, 324 pages, hardcover laminate
$22.95 US • $26.95 CDN
50,000 first printing

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Now THERE'S wishful thinking.

Poz-a-TIV-ity, I tell you!

I wonder why the book has jumped from 304 pages to 324 pages? Any guesses?

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

I'm not understanding what Cara, Mady and Alexis have to do with whether there is any similarity between Hannah and Kate.
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Because depending on the fan, they think one or more of the kids look like Kate. It's not limited to Hannah.

Midnight Madness said...

I'm not sure what the "sorry" is for. It makes no difference to me whether you do or don't see similarities. I don't form my opinions based on what others think.

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I think it's called being polite.

Formerly Duped said...

I thought Mady and Cara were getting braces, according to the orthodontist they visited on the show, at around age 12-13 years.But I don't recall Kate making a hoopla- event over it so maybe it was two icky boys...

fidosmommy said...

I hope that 50,000 (FIRST printing!) is not part of the contract already signed. If it is, Kate will have to use shredded cookbooks for chicken bedding. 50,000 books minus maybe 2,000 books that will actually sell over time = a whole lot of books to store in that garage apartment.

Over And Out said...

Lucinda (37):

I think you'll find that condescending tones really don't fly well around here. Posters here have their own opinions and I dare say most of them aren't based on whether others agree or disagree. That's why it's such an interesting blog -- so many opinions, so many differing viewpoints. They don't, however, keep reminding others that their opinions are their own, not influenced by others.

OrangeCrusher1 said...

She got booked on the Today Show to promote that awful cookbook that has presold what, a few dozen copies? WTF! Of course,that begs the question, without TLC picking up expenses, who will be paying for the limo, hotel, hair and Skeeve? Her profits won't even be enough. So another vanity advenure on the kids' dime. Does anyone at the Today Show look at this and go Kate Who?

PatK said...

Well OF COURSE The Today Show would have her on. After a brief mention of the book, I'm sure there will be the same old spiel about "kids are doing super great; miss and want more filming/trips", etc., etc., ad nauseum.

I mean is there really anything else new? lol

localyocul said...

Tucker's Mom said... 21
localyocul said... 183
Step right up! Step right up! Come one, come all! See the child with the braces! See the child without the braces! See the child with not just straight, no but straight and WHITE teeth! For only the price of a click on a website! You will be amazed at the child!!
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Yup, Kate's a Carnival Barker.
Several years ago, Dr. Laura did briefly touch on the controversy surrounding J+K+8, and she wrote:
"My heart goes out to the kids. Is it humane to children to let their parents exploit them in a television program when their images and intimacies are exposed to everyone for all time when they have no say or control? Is it in the children’s best interests to be USED as entertainment by two parents so self-absorbed that they put money and celebrity in front of their children’s privacy? It’s like putting your children in a circus freak show strip and having a barker yelling: “Come in, come in and see what happens to children when their parents use them for your entertainment… It’s exciting, it’s damaging, but you won’t be able to take your eyes off ‘em. Watch ‘em wiggle. Watch ‘em cry. Watch ‘em squirm. It’s so much fun…bring popcorn and beer and come watch the show.”

Link:
http://www.drlaurablog.com/2009/06/04/jon-kate-plus-8/

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Wow, that's amazing we said almost the same exact thing. Come n git ur popcorn!!! See the brace free child!!

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

Jasmin reyes ‏@jazzy_2d_bella 8m
It's funny how Kate gosselin comes to my job and thinks everyone is gonna idolize her 😒 you ain't shit
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Hmmmmmm.....

FYI said...

I wonder why the book has jumped from 304 pages to 324 pages? Any guesses?
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I think that maybe that was a typo. That what was published in HCI's fall catalog, but in every other place, including HCI's website, the number of pages is listed as 304.

Considering they exaggerated the shows viewership, web page hits, etc., what's another 20 pages added to the book.

I like how the also said "Kate has been featured countless times on the cover of People Magazine". According to People's website she has been on the cover a total of 17 times, and was the prominent feature 7 of those times. The last cover was in September 2010. That was the bikini shot cover.

So I would say "countless" is a rather extreme exaggeration, especially since I was able to count them.

http://search.people.com/results.html?type=ch:covers;&ct=c&Ntt=kate%20gosselin&searchToYear=2013&searchFromYear=1974&searchSubmit=Go&No=0

PJ's momma said...

Kate's been on the cover of People magazine countless times? I went to public school, but even I can count to 5 or whatever the number is. Even if the count the number of times the divorce or any of her other nastiness was mentioned on the cover, I'm pretty sure it's still countable!

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Good companies shouldn't need to artificially inflate their product. The product should be described accurately and eventually will speak for itself without all these ridiculous half truths and exaggerations.

Just Down The Road said...

xxxxx
Do police in @Kateplusmy8 county know #berksgrl is talking about them?Is she telling the truth? @BullyVille

I'm sure that all of the officers in Berks were called to an emergency meeting, discussing what to do about someone who tweets something about them, planning to hire an attorney and file a lawsuit...unable to sleep at night because something was said about one of them. If it weren't so crazy, I'd ask a few of them on the force if they are all bent out of shape because something was said on Twitter, but I kind of think that they have more important things to do -- like their jobs! :)

Sheeple -- you just gotta love their sense of humor!

Tucker's Mom said...

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said... 44
Good companies shouldn't need to artificially inflate their product. The product should be described accurately and eventually will speak for itself without all these ridiculous half truths and exaggerations.

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The thing is, when the 10 million viewer statistic is mentioned to Kate, she beams with pride.
Sick.

Silimom said...

I'm making her no bake chocolate cookies next. I've got a big camping trip coming up but will try and fit it in. Cookies are one thing everyone in our family wil eat.

chefsummer #Leh said...

I'm so sick of the one-time 10 millions viewer episode being used at evidence that Kate is soooooooo popular, therefore, in demand.
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LOL.

She's not that popular she hasn't had decent steady work in 2yrs.

fidosmommy said...

You'll notice no dates were included with the
10 Million viewers/TV appearances on shows XYZ/articles in ABC magazines. If they had included the dates of the last Kate appearances, the public would see the fading star is getting dimmer still. Many of those events were years ago.

It's like they have to tell everyone who Kate Gosselin is. Because she has done nothing of note recently. Or even semi recently.

Was Running magazine even listed?

chefsummer #Leh said...

OrangeCrusher1 said... 49
She got booked on the Today Show to promote that awful cookbook that has presold what, a few dozen copies? WTF! Of course,that begs the question, without TLC picking up expenses, who will be paying for the limo, hotel, hair and Skeeve?
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I bet the company will pay for all of this. Or she's find a way to grift her way there.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

The thing is, when the 10 million viewer statistic is mentioned to Kate, she beams with pride.
Sick.

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It is sick. In contrast, Jon bends his head in shame. That's why he was explaining in his interview I HAD to pull the kids right there and then, does this make sense now? I could not put them through having this divorce played out on camera. As a parent, I wasn't going to do that to them.

Jon gets it, TFW doesn't. Or, she gets money and fame. That's it.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

The bulk of the covers and high ratings was because divorce sells and cheating sells. It's not like the 10 million viewers for but one episode out of the 100 they made or the HANDFUL of magazine covers in a SMALL six month period had anything to do with TFW being talented or amazing.

The only thing she did was file for divorce. That's hardly a special talent. Anyone can file for divorce.

Personally I think HCI cheapens the publishing industry when they LIE to readers like this.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Where is the no bake cookie recipe? Is that in the crookbook?

I hope I don't sound like Gladys.

localyocul said...

Silimom said... 58
I'm making her no bake chocolate cookies next. I've got a big camping trip coming up but will try and fit it in. Cookies are one thing everyone in our family wil eat

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I remember a girl bringing them in for her birthday one year at school. First and last time I ever had no bake cookies but I loved them!! Will be waiting your review!

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

I don't like Dr. Laura but what she said about this mess was absolutely spot on. In fact it is one of the best assessments of this sad situation I've ever read. Good for her for speaking out before it was popular.

localyocul said...

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said... 66
I don't like Dr. Laura but what she said about this mess was absolutely spot on. In fact it is one of the best assessments of this sad situation I've ever read. Good for her for speaking out before it was popular.

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Same here. Wasn't she accused of some racial or insensitive statment ?

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

I love no bake cookies too especially when it's too hot for baking.

Of course my recipe is the classic one from Betty Crocker that is tried and true, nothing wrong with it. Something I doubt TFW could top. We've sort of gotten to the point in 2013 where certain classic recipes really have been perfected. The Tollhouse chocolate chip cookie recipe, Fannie Farmer's mac and cheese, Betty Crocker's biscuits, cornbread, no bake cookies, etc. I think it's going to be harder and harder to break in with an alternative recipe to such classics unless you REALLY change it up or add some really interesting twist. But slight various most likely are not going to be received with much interest when there's already a perfectly good version of the dish on the internet, for free, with 4,000 4 and 5 star reviews.

Silimom said...

I followed the link to the HCI fall catalog. There were other pics from her cookbook - a pizza meatball one, the hummus and one called "Grandma's No Bake Chocolate Cookies." I found a recipe very similar except Kate's leaves out butter and instead of tsps calls for 2 Tbs of vanilla. I should wait for the cookbook because the resolution is bad and when I zoom in to the pic, the measurements get blurry.

http://www.hcibooks.com/bb-catalog-pdfs/fall_2013.pdf

Tucker's Mom said...

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said... 66
I don't like Dr. Laura but what she said about this mess was absolutely spot on. In fact it is one of the best assessments of this sad situation I've ever read. Good for her for speaking out before it was popular.
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Back then, dissing Kate was like grabbing the third rail. Even Dr. Laura said she'd rather not wade in those waters. That Toginet, "Living The Dream Mom" radio host also had great trepidation about going public with her then-turned dissenting opinion on filming children's private lives.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

I can't remember now all the controversies Dr. Laura has gotten herself into. There's been a lot. She's human and gets in trouble, I get it.

My mom listened to her when I was growing up, and I remember even as a teen the first thing that really bugged me about her is that she would rag on moms for not staying home with their kids. She called it "I am my kid's mom" I believe. Um, okay, every mother is their kids' mom. And yet she was a working woman herself. I couldn't understand or stand that. It seemed so hypocritical. Even if she were a stay at home mom, I think that's a misguided and simple viewpoint. I know lots of moms who work who are wonderful mothers and then there are some stay at home moms who aren't so great--look at TFW. As long as you keep the hours reasonable, spend as much time as possible with your child when you're not at work, and make sure they are well cared for when you are not there, I see no reason a mother should be guilted into not working. And what's more, some moms have NO CHOICE. The family will starve if they don't work. I resent that they are made to feel guilty by that woman.

But even a dud may have something wise to say now and again.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

It really was pretty taboo back in the day to speak out against this family. There was another Christian psychologist REALLY early on who did a whole blog on her issues with this family. Boy did the sheeple go NUTS. Then, what was AWESOME, is that she did a FOLLOW UP after all the outrage saying basically saying well you are free to think that but I stand by EVERY DARN WORD. LOL that was the best.

I remember when these professionals and public or semi-public people of authority first slowly started speaking up about this family and how each one was like this huge victory. It was like YES look see even THEY see it! We're not crazy here!

Tucker's Mom said...

But even a dud may have something wise to say now and again.
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I couldn't stomach Dr. Laura after a short while. She seems to get some sort of kick out of berating callers.
That and she has an annoyingly high opinion of herself.
As Dr. Phil says, "you think you turned out pretty good, don't you?".

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Two TABLESPOONS of vanilla? That is a lot of vanilla. Geez how many cookies is it supposed to make?

Vanilla is expensive too.

A Pink Straight Jacket For TFW said...

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said... 52

Jasmin reyes ‏@jazzy_2d_bella 8m
It's funny how Kate gosselin comes to my job and thinks everyone is gonna idolize her 😒 you ain't shit
________________

Hmmmmmm.....

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I guess she didn't bow when TFW walked in (and out) of the store ;o)

Good for her.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Yes I agree there was something from day one about how she talked to the callers that was so off putting. It felt almost like they were her little idiot children coming crawling back to her confessing their problems while she sneered at them and told them how screwed up they are and that above all they better drop everything quit their job and stay at home 24/7 with their kids. Ugh. It bothered me how much authority people seemed to give her when her advice wasn't always that great.

So whatever happened to her? Does she still have her show?

Tucker's Mom said...

I remember when these professionals and public or semi-public people of authority first slowly started speaking up about this family and how each one was like this huge victory. It was like YES look see even THEY see it! We're not crazy here!
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J+K's decision to not reduce was like a blinding coat of armor they donned which blinded the Christian followers to all of their bad deeds. After all, J+K are pro-life and everything they did subsequently was never dared questioned.

Tucker's Mom said...

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said... 70
Two TABLESPOONS of vanilla? That is a lot of vanilla. Geez how many cookies is it supposed to make?
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Never seen a baked good recpe that called for that much vanilla. I hope that amount is related to a huge yield, otherwise, that's way too much. Yuck.
Where is this recipe?

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

The rest of the HCI offerings for the fall in their catalogue look just as mediocre. Mediocre photography and graphics, a bunch of D listers hawking some diet of the week. Look at the crop job on Anxious Kids Anxious Parents. Gosh I hope that poor kid hasn't lost his toes. This whole thing looks like the trunk of a modern day traveling salesman all right. Buy this book it will change your life! What IS this company??

Attached at the Heart, raising connected children.

What does a "connected" child mean? Vague titles like that are a turn off. I can't believe anyone was advising TFW to go with this company. Then again, maybe it was her only choice.

A Pink Straight Jacket For TFW said...

OrangeCrusher1 said... 49

She got booked on the Today Show to promote that awful cookbook that has presold what, a few dozen copies? WTF! Of course,that begs the question, without TLC picking up expenses, who will be paying for the limo, hotel, hair and Skeeve? Her profits won't even be enough. So another vanity advenure on the kids' dime. Does anyone at the Today Show look at this and go Kate Who?

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Exactly- and being booked on the Today show is not exactly a great thing. Aren't they struggling with their ratings anyway?

Question: How are your pre-sales going?

Answer: Wonderfully! I sold 89 books- wheeeee!

chefsummer #Leh said...

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said... 70

Two TABLESPOONS of vanilla? That is a lot of vanilla. Geez how many cookies is it supposed to make?
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Um you know TFW has to make double cookies X8 cause the kids loooove them sooo much.

I mean last time she what 600 cookies?

Tucker's Mom said...

I really hope Kate gets a cooking segment instead of sitting there bobbing her leg up and down.

chefsummer #Leh said...

A Pink Straight Jacket For TFW said... 73

Here's what she'll talk about.

1.The missed show missing traveling missing being on tv.
2.Her cookbook.
3.The kids
4.Jon.
5.Baking maybe running.

It won't be nothing new same old same old.

Layla said...

50,000 first printing? I'd love to know who is paying for 50,000 books. No way is she going to sell even 10% of that number, so somebody is going to get stuck with a huge pile of cookbooks. If this were a traditional publisher, then they would be taking on a huge loss. Or did TFW order that many books printed and they are just doing the printing for her? Because that's what it looks like this particular company does. She will be stuck with a huge financial loss. The company isn't promoting the book for her, the photography is awful, and they don't seem to be lining her up for appearances. It's not hard to get on the Today show. The Baltimore Book Fair is open to anyone who will pay the fee. And then one appearance in Canada? That's it? Zondervan took a hit when they published her last book. It sure does look like the one taking a hit this time will be TFW herself. Just desserts, perhaps? (Get it? Desserts...cookbook....oh, never mind...)

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

You must have eagle eyes Silimom, I can barely make out that recipe. I can't see the fourth ingredient down at all. I just went to the eye doctor 2 weeks ago my prescription is on point!

I find TFW licking her finger off putting and vaguely sexual in nature and reminds me of all the licking she did at the cupcake factory. Uncouth. The girls look fine though and appropriate.

Collin is arranging tomatos and onions in his hummus photo, two ingredients that of course have nothing to do with the recipe. What's he making? Salad? Sandwich? Meatballs? I'm more curious about that than the lemon hummus.

I think HCI is banking their quarter on Kate. She warranted two whole pages of this brochure. Most everyone else only got one or a blurb.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

50,000 first printing? I'd love to know who is paying for 50,000 books. No way is she going to sell even 10% of that number, so somebody is going to get stuck with a huge pile of cookbooks

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That's NUTS. We're talking hundreds of thousands of dollars here. Her last book was an utter flop, I don't think it sold anywhere near that. What on earth are they thinking? 50,000 for a D-list has been celebrity crookbook. They are loco.

Do you think they are scamming her and taking her money, that she is paying for most of this while they fill her head with promises of fame and fortune? She needs to wake up. They've secured all of 3 appearances for her and one they're going to have to ship her out of the country for pass her off on Canada (sorry Canada). A normal book tour should include upwards of 2 dozen stops.

fidosmommy said...

My main objection to Dr. Laura was that she didn't seem to know who she was yet. She became an Orthodox Jew at one point. OK, fine.
That's a wonderful thing to be. She pounded the Torah at everyone on her show, trying to get
everyone to see life in light of the Torah. She was incredibly harsh. Then she was no longer Orthodox Jewish and she was something else. It was a bizarre switch and I'm sure it left a lot of people spinning.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

She left Judaism? Whoa that was her whole shtick!

I do remember her son is all kinds of messed up. This from a mother who basically counseled over the years thousands of mothers on parenting. Whatever.

PatK said...

Does Kate have room in her home for the leftover 49,000 books alongside the leftover IJWYTK books?

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said... 81
She left Judaism? Whoa that was her whole shtick!

I do remember her son is all kinds of messed up. This from a mother who basically counseled over the years thousands of mothers on parenting. Whatever.
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What's up with her son? I listened to her years ago the he was just a little kid, but I always wondered how he'd turn out. How is he messed up?

Tucker's Mom said...

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said... 81
She left Judaism? Whoa that was her whole shtick!

I do remember her son is all kinds of messed up. This from a mother who basically counseled over the years thousands of mothers on parenting. Whatever.
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I remember that. She was really floundering for a grown woman.
I thought her son was in the Army? She only mentioned it every other minute on her show!
And then there are the naked photos of Dr. Laura, taken by her married lover, still easily Googled on the interwebs.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Her son had a myspace page where he posted pics relating to violence, child pornography, rape, torture, you name it. It was pretty terrible. If I'm not mistaken she even disappeared for awhile after that happened. Then I don't know people sort of forgot about it and moved on. He made her look like a fool. She was a parenting "expert" who apparently had raised a violent and deranged young man. Had she not proclaimed to be so perfect at it no one would look at her. All families have their issues.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

I remember that. She was really floundering for a grown woman.


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Yeah really. Seems to me people "try out" religions in their teens and twenties. Not in their 60's. Not that it doesn't happen or that there's anything wrong with that, but she did a lot of floundering, and fluttering. I looked at an article about her announcement she left Judaism and she sounds just as wishy-washy, blabbing some nonsense about how her Christian viewers seem so sweet and nice so maybe she'll try that. What?

As the British say not a very stable lot.

Jen said...

"I don't use either one, but the inexpensive sesame oil is probably not toasted. Toasted sesame oil goes through a heating process that takes more time to release the smoky flavors and that ups the price a lot. It certainly is more than a couple of dollars a bottle."

AFAIK, Asian sesame oil is by definition toasted. This is the brand I use: http://www.epinions.com/review/Kadoya_Pure_Sesame_Oil_5_5_oz_47567406/content_428950064772?sb=1
http://cooking.stackexchange.com/questions/7308/sesame-oil-vs-toasted-sesame-oil

Those fancier brands with "toasted" on the label probably just have higher profit margins ;)

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...


Never seen a baked good recpe that called for that much vanilla. I hope that amount is related to a huge yield, otherwise, that's way too much. Yuck.
Where is this recipe?

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I don't bake much but the four or five things I do bake not a single one of them calls for that much vanilla. Usually half a TEAspoon is all it takes.

I also add it to french toast egg mixture, a SPLASH. One time I added too much, like two teeny tiny splashes, and it was just disgusting.

Does she really, truly know what she's doing here? Or maybe her tastebuds are just really wacky and unique? Maybe she likes the crazy overpowering flavor of too much vanilla or too much lemon. Maybe it honestly tastes fine to her. In that case, that's where you need testers to help guide you to more common tastes preferences. While everyone has different tastes, there's a reason that some recipes get 5 stars by 4,000 people and some get 1. There is a common ground here where things in certain combinations generally taste right or wrong to MOST people.

A Pink Straight Jacket For TFW said...

chefsummer said... 76

A Pink Straight Jacket For TFW said... 73

Here's what she'll talk about.

1.The missed show missing traveling missing being on tv.
2.Her cookbook.
3.The kids
4.Jon.
5.Baking maybe running.

It won't be nothing new same old same old.

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You're probably right.

TFW will also say that her kids have been begging her to find them a new daddy.

IMO the remaining 30 seconds of the interview will be dedicated to TFW's crookbook ;o)

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

Is the recipe that calls for 2 Tbls of vanilla posted here? I can't see it.

chefsummer #Leh said...

PatK said... 89

Does Kate have room in her home for the leftover 49,000 books alongside the leftover IJWYTK books?
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I'm sure she can put them in the closet.

Sleepless In Seattle said...

How many cookies does that recipe make? I checked several recipes online, and the average amount of vanilla for 3 dozen chocolate no-bake cookies is 2 teaspoons.

ncgirl said...

I think Julie Carson May or TFW is blackmailing somebody on the Today show. Seriously, that's going to help them beat Good Morning America. GMA rocks.

Good for the Canadians. We wouldn't you to be deprived of TFW.

fidosmommy said...

I find TFW licking her finger off putting and vaguely sexual in nature and reminds me of all the licking she did at the cupcake factory. Uncouth. The girls look fine though and appropriate.

*****

I really wish sexuality was what I was thinking when I saw that picture. I wondered where that finger had just been before it went in her mouth. Yum!

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

I wondered where that finger had just been before it went in her mouth. Yum!

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In a batter that's been sitting out for three hours while the photographer set up all the shots?

At least it didn't have eggs in it!

fidosmommy said...

Re: sesame oil. Source: Wikipedia

"There are many variations in the colour of sesame oil: cold-pressed sesame oil is pale yellow, while Indian sesame oil (gingelly or til oil) is golden, and East Asian sesame oils are commonly a dark brown colour. This dark colour and flavour are derived from roasted/toasted sesame seeds. Cold pressed sesame oil has a different flavour than the toasted oil, since it is produced directly from raw, rather than toasted seeds."

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Another important point is that correct me if I'm wrong but a tablespoon is not just double a teaspoon, it's TRIPLE.

So basically if the average recipe calls for two teaspoons, she is asking for SIX teaspoons in hers.

Yowser. Well, maybe vanilla balances out all that tart from the lemon? What's next, half a cup of salt? 12 eggs? Four pounds of parmesan?

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

Where can I find that recipe? :) Please.

fidosmommy said...

In a batter that's been sitting out for three hours while the photographer set up all the shots?

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I was thinking more about her nose. She's kind of got it up in the air.

fidosmommy said...

In a batter that's been sitting out for three hours while the photographer set up all the shots?

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I was thinking more about her nose. She's kind of got it up in the air.

Barb Gilman said...

I think this recipe is in her I Just Want You to Know or when she was on Rachel Ray. If you Google, Kate Gosselin No Bake Cookies you will find it.

fidosmommy said...

Four pounds of parmesan?

*****
That goes on the casseroles.

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

Barb In Nebraska said... 108

At last! Thank you for the answer.

Sleepless In Seattle said...

I was thinking more about her nose. She's kind of got it up in the air.

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Or trying to pull the stick out of the opposite end. Yum.

Jen said...

Fidos, isn't that definition basically confirming what I just posted about the sesame oil being toasted? I didn't pay more than $3-4 for my bottle.

FYI said...

The no bake cookie recipe was in IJWYTK. It's included in the sample page on Amazon. Just scroll down. It's the last recipe posted:

http://www.amazon.com/Just-Want-You-Know-Letters/dp/B003VYBDJY/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1376446371&sr=1-2#reader_B003VYBDJY

Sleepless In Seattle said...

I think this recipe is in her I Just Want You to Know or when she was on Rachel Ray. If you Google, Kate Gosselin No Bake Cookies you will find it.

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Do you have the link? Apparently Google is not my friend because I couldn't find it. Thanks!

chefsummer #Leh said...

Thanks administrator now when I eat cupcakes I'm going to think about.

TFW inhaling frosting and sucking her finger. Thanks for the image-lol-.

Shelby said...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/Pedobear.png

Insert above picture on Kate's website.

fidosmommy said...

No, Jen. I think it is saying there is sesame oil and there is toasted sesame oil. 2 different products, all made from sesame seeds. Some oil is made from raw seeds, some is made from toasted seeds. Therein lies the difference in taste and price.

Not that I care either way. I don't use any kind of sesame oil since I don't cook anymore.

Paper Plates Forever! Yay! said...

As a Canadian, let me say the Marilyn Denis show is complete amateur hour. That makes me laugh and feel sorry for Kate at the same time. It's a dinky little audience. VERY hokey. I have never watched a full episode because, a)it is boring as hell and b)Marilyn Denis is essentially a nobody. The Canadians I know don't like Kate. Anyone I've ever talked to about Kate usually don't know who I'm talking about or knows her as the one who pimps out her kids. This appearance will do nothing for her sales. Trust me.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

There are virtually only two differences between her no bake and Betty Crocker's. One is that Betty Crocker calls for just a teaspoon of vanilla. TFW calls for six TIMES that! And TFW leaves out butter completely. Otherwise, she actually has just slightly LESS oatmeal and cocoa and everything else is exactly the same. (her amount of cocoa is TINY, I doubt these would taste very chocolately)

Without the butter, I'm guessing hers may taste rather flat. I don't know, I think Betty Crocker knows what she's talking about.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Canadians have always struck me as very no nonsense, work hard for your money, can't pull the wool over your eyes type of people. I never got the sense she has a strong following up there. If anything she amassed a bunch of nonfans when she hit that market. I remember when it started airing in Canada frequently we got a ton of people from there popping in here. Many of our regulars here still are Canadians.

This appearance feels like a resume fluffer, am I right?

Sleepless In Seattle said...

I wonder if Kate told Paige that she's going to be in Canada!

Speaking of her young fans, Connecticut Emily tweeted a photo of herself at a toy store with the Barbie doll that has Kate all excited. Em looks more like Barbie than Kate does.

AMD said...

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said... 76
"....So whatever happened to her? Does she still have her show?"
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Dr. Laura is on SiriusXM now.
Kate Gosselin in Toronto?...no-o-o-o-o-o-o-!!!

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

Kate is a twit said... 113

Thanks for the link! Now I know what everyone is talking about.

Toofunny said...

Sales Points

Kate's popularity is huge!

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Can't stop laughing about this statement. The only place Kate is popular is in her own mind - she's living in her own little fantasy world.

Ex Nurse said...

Admin said...
She called it "I am my kid's mom" I believe. Um, okay, every mother is their kids' mom. And yet she was a working woman herself. I couldn't understand or stand that. It seemed so hypocritical. Even if she were a stay at home mom, I think that's a misguided and simple viewpoint
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She came to Seattle and spoke at the Jewish Community Center, pretty early in her radio career. She was confronted about the hypocrisy of her working mom bashing, and she started to cry. She said that the person that confronted her was mean.

I have to say, she is absolutely consistent in advocating for children, and how important family is. Other than that, I pretty much disagreed with most of her views. I do remember that when her son was 11, she said that he requested that she not talk about him or quote him. And she announced that she would do as he asked.

Ex Nurse said...

Jen--
I don't know which sesame oil you are talking about. My point is that sometimes it is a deal breaker if I have to buy something that costs $5 or more. A small jar or toasted sesame oil, or, for that matter, tahini, are ingredients that I will rarely use, and usually spoil and have to be thrown out. At that point, I either buy something prepared, like hummus, or go out for Chinese food at my local restaurant.

Regular sesame oil is very mild, and can be used for other dishes. It is also much less expensive than toasted sesame oil, which cannot be used for many dishes because of the very strong smoky flavor. As fido said, they are 2 completely different products.

Shelby said...

As a Canadian citizen, I do know who Marilyn Denis is. She's *kind've* popular in Western Canada but her show is pretty local. People make fun of it for it's lack of....finesse.

Also, I'm writing a letter of protest. Yes. Yes, I am. I'll try to shame the show's producers for having Kate on.

Please, join me.

Shelby said...

info@marilyn.ca

I forgot to post the link.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Does sesame oil get cloudy if you put it in the fridge? Olive oil does. It doesn't hurt it much but some people find it unappetizing.

Silimom said...

Admin said: She was a parenting "expert" who apparently had raised a violent and deranged young man. Had she not proclaimed to be so perfect at it no one would look at her. All families have their issues.
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While Kate hasn't raised any deranged kids (at least not yet), I would say one of the reason she holds people's interest is her " I'm a perfect mom" attitude. Because it's obvious she's not.

Thanks for the tip about the Betty Crocker recipe. I may do a blind taste test and see which is the winner.

I just finished the finale of Next FN Star. Is it me, or did it seem like everyone just phoned it in this season? Maybe it's time to cancel the show. The out takes between Giada and Alton were the best part. Maybe those two should do a special together.

prairiemary said...

LOL- I totally agree with you Paper Plates, it IS a dinky little show, I have never been able to watch more than a couple of minutes of it! I was thinking about sending the show some background reading about TFW, so they could know so much more about her before she gets there, but it is just not worth it. Can't believe we are getting her here in Canada, what did we do so wrong lately?!
And those cookies are nothing special, I learned to make them when I was little, as my own kids did when they were very young. Not cook book worthy.

Shelby said...

I take it we aren't allowed to speak about emailing people who are showcasing Kate?

If so, why not?? I can't keep up with all the rule changes.

Could you please clarify for everyone what is and what is not allowed to be discussed here?

Thanks in advance.

barbee said...

How typically Kate that she would put out a cookbook for your 'typical family of 9 only one of which is an adult'. Yep, just the book your average mom and housewife neeeeeeds!

Jen said...

The sesame oil that is used in Asian cooking is toasted sesame oil, as I've been trying to say. Look at any of the links I've posted (as well as the Wiki article that fidos posted). "Regular" sesame oil is lighter in color and has a milder flavor. The point I was trying to make was that it's not very expensive (and, again, I'm talking about toasted, not regular) and that it keeps in the fridge a long time. I suppose if you don't do much Asian cooking, you wouldn't find it very useful.

And yes, it congeals/turns cloudy in the fridge, but once it comes to room temp (or is cooked), it's normal again. Not sure how anyone would even notice to find it unappetizing ;)

Virginia Pen Mom said...

This is fun. I googled "Kate Gosselin" and "People" to see the covers she was on. This photo came up. Hehehehe. Barbie indeed!

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/DpSL5Hpb3GN/Kate+Gosselin+Daughter+Cara+Out+Pennsylvania/IVG7Z5aAlUR

Virginia Pen Mom said...

I find the business aspects of publishing this book fascinating.

So they pulled the 10 million viewer card, eh? Somebody, maybe HCI, determined that 1 in 200 of Kate's "10 million viewers" would buy, so they printed 50,000 copies. This is a HUGE error in overestimating Kate's popularity, no doubt fed by Kate herself.

She buys her Twitter followers; she lies to them and tells them she has 150,000 followers. ("We can expect 1 in 3 of Kate's followers to buy.")
She inflates her website page count. HCI is being sold a bill of goods. The $$$ in their eyes have clouded their better judgment.

Printing small quantities would cost an exorbitant amount per book. I think the printing cost I found before was about $33 per book to print 500. It's obviously impossible to make a profit on that unless the cover price is $100 or more.

So if HCI/Kate prints the number of books they might realistically sell, they lose money because they can't recoup the printing costs per book. Each book is a loss.

Yet if they print a large quantity, they get the printing price per book down, but no way can they sell that many. Thus the printing costs are a loss. This proposition is a LOSE/LOSE for whoever is paying for it.

I wouldn't want to be the exec at HCI, if they're paying, who came up with this proposal! I'm thinking that 50,000 cookbooks might cost, let's say, $5 per book to print, and I think that's generous. That's $250,000 sunk into this, not to mention publicity costs. HCI expects to make multiple hundreds of thousands of dollars. Instead, they'll likely lose the same amount.

This book is THE nail in the coffin of Kate's erstwhile writing career.

Virginia Pen Mom said...

One more thing. How many 4-color 324-page self-published cookbooks do you see at book fairs? None? Right!

A person could print such a thing as gifts for family and friends if she were willing to shoulder the printing costs--but NEVER to make a profit. To make money on such a book is virtually impossible unless you have the clout of a BIG publisher with your own BIG name to back it up, like Pioneer Woman. HCI's mistake was in deeming Kate a BIG name. That's so 2009!

Tucker's Mom said...

fidosmommy said... 109
Four pounds of parmesan?

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That goes on the casseroles.
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Wait, one of Kate's casseroles calls for 4 lbs. of Parmesan?
IF that's so, holy crap! I hope she specifies using the Green Can version, because good Parm costs $17-$25 per pound.
Zoinks!

A little OT-- *good* corn is finally showing up at my farmers markets and I made The Barefoot Contessa's Cheddar Corn Chowder. It is so darn good, garnished with crumbled bacon, shredded cheddar and scallions or chives.
It's a bit labor intensive, but yields a lot of chowder and is so worth it!

Vanessa said...

I find TFW licking her finger off putting and vaguely sexual in nature and reminds me of all the licking she did at the cupcake factory. Uncouth. The girls look fine though and appropriate.
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What about the lollipops in NYC?

Mel said...

Not cook book worthy.
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Doesn't sound like ANY of her recipes are cookbook worthy. Thus all the snark. :-)

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

"Please, join me."

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IMO, those things backfire. I've seen it happen before, most recently the PA talk radio person, Jackie, or something. Non-fans tweeted her about not having Kate on, and then the DJ gushed on about how awful that she gets such negativity and how strong she is and Kate ate it up and acted super sweet and then the DJ gushed more and the fans said, "See, she's so nice and the haters are trying to keep her from working, etc., etc." Blech.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Looks like TFW got a story with people. I've to say that she & the kids don't look to bad.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20725506,00.html

jbranck1980 said...

TFW is on the cover of People. They give an excerpt of the interview online and it still says her marriage imploded after a cheating scandal. Seriously? I'm pretty sure she's admitted multiple times that the marriage was over long before anything like that happened.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Her cove of people says.

No help-no man-no big pay check.

So I'm guessing that she's admitting that TLC did pay her $250k an epi.

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

Kate Coyne has a new article out in People about Kate:

Kate Gosselin: Her World After Reality TV

The kids don't look real. Bad photoshopping IMO.

Always hawking, but who's buying? said...

Kate plus "her" 8 made the cover of People magazine again:

Kate Gosselin: Her World After Reality TV
By KATE COYNE
08/14/2013 at 08:00 AM EDT

"...the single mom is decidedly humble about her circumstances.

"I'm living very carefully these days," Gosselin tells PEOPLE in its latest issue, on newsstands Friday.

Now that her TLC reality show is a thing of the past, the matriarch is making ends meet "piecing and patching together" an income from a variety of projects, she says.

[...]

To not have a reliable income is scary," she concedes.

Keep up with Kate Gosselin in the pages of PEOPLE Magazine by subscribing now.


But Gosselin is quick to absorb some of the blame herself.

"I made so many mistakes, of course," she says, admitting that her own diva-like behavior may have led to her current unemployed state.

More here:

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20725506,00.html

chefsummer #Leh said...

jbranck1980 said... 143

TFW is on the cover of People. They give an excerpt of the interview online and it still says her marriage imploded after a cheating scandal. Seriously? I'm pretty sure she's admitted multiple times that the marriage was over long before anything like that happened.
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Yupe she admit to Natalie Morales that she and Jon separated in 2008.

TLC stinks said...

No surprise about "People" because whomever her manager is, is making sure Kate is not forgotten with the cookbook release due out soon. Gawd, how I hate that magazine. Are they photoshopped in that picture? You bet!

Always hawking, but who's buying? said...

No braces on the kids, at least that I can see. Which calls into question: What other photoshopping tricks did they employ?

I'm curious, too, as to who gets the profits from this interview. Is there a set-aside for each of the children, who are arguably the draw for this fluff piece, or...?

Over And Out said...

To not have a reliable income is scary," she concedes.

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Then why in the name of all that's holy doesn't she get a "real" job?

Over And Out said...


Now that her TLC reality show is a thing of the past, the matriarch is making ends meet "piecing and patching together" an income from a variety of projects, she says.

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By having three cars? I want to piece and patch like that!

TLC stinks said...

This article must be the start of her "I've changed" routine and now I live paycheck to paycheck. What a crock!

Over And Out said...

So if HCI/Kate prints the number of books they might realistically sell, they lose money because they can't recoup the printing costs per book. Each book is a loss.

Yet if they print a large quantity, they get the printing price per book down, but no way can they sell that many. Thus the printing costs are a loss. This proposition is a LOSE/LOSE for whoever is paying for it.

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So for HCL, it's basically a Catch-22.

nanb said...

Did I miss something wasn't Hannah's braces off party just yesterday! How did People Ragazine get pictures of Hannah without braces for a cover shoot . Doesn't it take longer than 24hours to produce a magazine.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Interesting. Eleven sounds just about the right age a child would be old enough to understand my mom has a radio show and talks about me to millions and that is embarrassing to me and I want my privacy back. In fact I may feel quite a bit violated this has been going on without me really understanding for 11 years.

The younger Gosselin kids are just eight months away from 11. They are all finally at an age where this is all going to start coming together for them. Realization setting in, understanding what's been done to them, and slowly deciding for themselves what they want.

Over And Out said...

The younger Gosselin kids are just eight months away from 11.

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Weren't they just nine in May?

Marie said...

A little OT-- *good* corn is finally showing up at my farmers markets and I made The Barefoot Contessa's Cheddar Corn Chowder. It is so darn good, garnished with crumbled bacon, shredded cheddar and scallions or chives.
It's a bit labor intensive, but yields a lot of chowder and is so worth it!
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Do you know if this corn chowder would be freezable? I know that my husband and I would probably not eat it all and if I could freeze some of it, that would be great.

Marie

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Sorry my mistake they are a year and eight months from 11.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...


To not have a reliable income is scary," she concedes.

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Then why in the name of all that's holy doesn't she get a "real" job?


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It sure IS. That's why you don't buy SPORTS CARS when you have no STEADY INCOME.

And that's why you bust ASS to get a steady job before you ever do such a stupid thing.

Who IS this woman?

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

By KATE COYNE

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PREDICTABLE.

People might have a tiny bit of credibility if someone else was interested in writing this article. Kate Coyne clearly is a huge fan. She's always defended Kate.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

"No help" claims the cover.

That's SUCH a LIE! WTF!!!

Even her own blog post she's admitted she's has full time housekeepers, nannies, lawn and pool boys, and she NEVER said the daily homework helper ever stopped.

They may not have help this very second but they have help the vast, vast majority of the time.

Oh and then there's Jon. So, there's that.

Over And Out said...

Who IS this woman?

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A wolf in sheep's clothing?

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

The cheating scandal comment is uncalled for, I agree. The kids will read this quite possibly. Do they even know what cheating is or that Jon was falsely accused of doing it long after they separated?

Why can't TFW once, just once, correct the record on this. You know for the sake of her children and everything. She told Hailey she would if Hailey did what she wanted. She used it as a bargaining chip. How about just do it because oh I don't know, it's the morally and ethically right thing to do to clear the name of the father your children love?

I can't wait to hear what mistakes she owns up to. I imagine it will go something like this.....I'm sorry I was a raging child exploiting former wife from hell, but you would do it too.

TLC stinks said...

She does have a steady income because she lives off her interest from all the moola she has hidden. What she can't lie about is that if she is having a hard time financially, then why not ditch a vehicle and the big a** house? I think most people do not realize how well off she lives so they buy into her sympathy routine.

She hasn't changed one bit still exploiting the kids either by having them pose on a magazine cover, feature them in a cookbook or blog and tweet about them. Actions speak, Kate, not words.

BTW, when I read here that Kate was booked on the Today Show I thought "People" would be next. There was be some relationship between Coyne and the Today show because it is always the same, year after year.

chefsummer #Leh said...

TLC stinks said... 148
I hate that magazine.
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HA you and me both.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said... 159


Who IS this woman?
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Well she's a grifter a user a abuser a shameless self promoter that happen to have 8 wonderful kids,

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

The last time they were on the cover People photoshopped them so bad that some of them just looked awful. Cara I remember looked so odd. And we knew that's not how they really looked because they were filming at the time and they were all normal looking kids.

It says the kids tell all so I hope they get their cut in trust from this. I see they're all in white. Boy do I remember running all over L.A. for shirts for an "all in white" photoshoot back in the day. I was instructed to get white shirts but no collars and couldn't find their sizes anywhere, though I found several lovely white shirts with collars. At the end of the day they did the all white photoshoot WITH collars anyway. Whatever. It was hot and tedious and the kids hated it and hated what they had to wear.

Dmasy said...

No,no, one thousand times NO.

The cover? With the kids?

She is the snake that can't be rendered harmless....even in near death.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Over And Out said... 150
To not have a reliable income is scary," she concedes.

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Then why in the name of all that's holy doesn't she get a "real" job?
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Sadly she has one and it's called pimping her kids 24/7 for tons of $$.

Formerly Duped said...

Looked at the People cover. Can 'little Joely" as TFW calls him be that tall? Hannah's braces might be photoshopped out or they were removed before TFW actually revealed it? The kids look fine, Kate ok. Poor thing, 'piecing' together a living.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

n. What she can't lie about is that if she is having a hard time financially, then why not ditch a vehicle and the big a** house? I think most people do not realize how well off she lives so they buy into her sympathy routine.

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Exactly. The show was very careful to only rarely show the true extent of that mansion. And the show never showed those cars. Unless you are a true
of this whole situation there is no way the average reader has the foggiest notion how lavish their lifestyle is. Thus she cons people once again. In fact they may still be picturing their modest and perfectly lovely old house when they picture them. Watch the gift cards roll in. It's so frustrating.

Remember a couple weeks back we were saying the reason some of us follow thus, or one of the reasons, is because we'd like to think life should be "fair" and "just." I.e. that someone who does NOTHING should not be rewarded for it by becoming a millionaire, etc.

Well this article strikes a chord with that sense of fairness. She has done nothing to deserve getting a cover and get to tell her sad pack of lies all over again and watch the donations pour in when there are so many other real needy families out there. It's not "fair."

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

She is the snake that can't be rendered harmless....even in near death.

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LOL I know! I prefer that image to the turd that won't flush no matter how hard you plunge.

Seriously, how is this possible. She just won't GO AWAY.

Dmasy said...

Why not a cover and story and polished photo with Jon?

A single dad, with a job, tries to deal with custody issues for 8 kids and an angry ex.

He could insert his own details on how the marriage ended.

Those "marketable" children are 1/2 his.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Her fans are really stupid they will believe anything she say's.

Dmasy said...

Oh, I forgot -- Jon wants the kids to have some privacy.

The cover of People magazine in every grocery store would be the opposite of obscurity.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Realitytvkids.com (Administrator) said... 171

I'm with you and so are many people we want her to go away and go now.

But she won't she is one tough turd.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Just once I want to see an interview where she says, *I* even was amazed at how much money these kids made me. I mean it just POURED in. Not to mention all the freebies. Back in 2006 or so I spoke with several top financial advisors and put the money in high yield but conservative accounts and it's been doing great ever since. I don't even have to dip into the principal, I just get a direct deposit from the interest every month. It's wild. Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined this would work out SO WELL. We still have the house, the pool, the private school, the sports cars, talk about getting something for nothing. I cannot believe how well my plan worked out.

For once own up to it. For once.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Dmasy said... 172

Why not a cover and story and polished photo with Jon?
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Her fans would throw a hissy fit if he was. Plus you said it Jon give him some type of privacy.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

And that's where Kate Coyne is so annoying.

When Kate says I have no help, it's Kate Coyne's responsibility to question her on that and throw back her own statements at her that she does in fact have loads of help, not to mention Jon.

When Kate says I'm piecing it together it's Kate Coyne's responsibility to question how someone living in a mansion, has private school and sports cars is in such dire straights you have to piece things together.

It's called journalism. Get some.

As far as I'm concerned pretty much the only people behaving like journalists should to ever talk to this woman were Joy Behar and Andersen Cooper. And I believe some reporters at WGN in Chicago were hard on her.

Ingrid said...

Kind of funny what I found in that article in People. I clicked on the words "variety of projects" to see what it linked to. It linked to this.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20639672,00.html

Which has a link to Scott from CC's letter about firing her. LOL

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

I hope Milo doesn't hurt herself dashing around buying up all the copies of People and wrestling them away from old ladies at the grocery stores.

NJGal51 said...

Looking at the cover photo I'd say that all of them look a little plastic. Not a very good air brush job. But then again, maybe TFW's next pitch will be for a reality show about the living Barbie family. She is desperate to sell cookbooks. This may give her a bit of a bump in sales but not enough to matter. Those that want the cookbook have probably already bought it. This cover is the beginning of her poor me tour.

Silimom said...

Hmmm..."To not have a reliable income is scary".

Then go back to flipping nursing, you dolt! I'm glad People prefaced it with "The former nurse..." at least.

I would love to hear her spin the new sports car. That's really being careful, Kate.

And gee, she admits to being a diva but that was another lifetime ago. Trying to convince people you've changed, Kate? Sorry, I tend to think Hollywood is rather unforgiving once you have a bad rep. I'm sure your stint on Celebrity Wifeswap didn't help improve it.

Gotta get moving. First day of school here. Have a great day everyone!

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

IMO, those things backfire. I've seen it happen before, most recently the PA talk radio person, Jackie, or something. Non-fans tweeted her about not having Kate on, and then the DJ gushed on about how awful that she gets such negativity and how strong she is and Kate ate it up and acted super sweet and then the DJ gushed more and the fans said, "See, she's so nice and the haters are trying to keep her from working, etc., etc." Blech.

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I agree. I have never once protested anything she does.

It is what it is. It's frustrating to see her pop up time and again like a bad penny, but there's nothing to be done about it. She always does herself in all by herself anyway. Everything she does, or nearly so, gets all screwed up because of her choices. The cruise failing, her last two jobs working out can't be blamed on us.

Just let her implode. She's good at it. If anyone wants to actually do some research and seek information about her, it's out there. Here and elsewhere.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...


I just finished the finale of Next FN Star. Is it me, or did it seem like everyone just phoned it in this season? Maybe it's time to cancel the show.

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Yes. No one had that special something. If you compare them to some of the past winners there's no comparison. Remember Justin with the pink lips, and the sandwich king. Immense talent. However I think the winner is a quick study and she might pull a Giada and start out shaky only to find her footing pretty quickly.

I don't think the show needs to be canceled. It could just be a dud year. Someone else fresh and exciting will turn up eventually.

Somewhere In Time said...

Well, the keyword "People" bots are out in full force this morning, and TFW is loving it, and eating it up. Perhaps instead of referring to her as TFW, we should call her The Phoenix.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...


I take it we aren't allowed to speak about emailing people who are showcasing Kate?

If so, why not?? I can't keep up with all the rule changes.

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What are you talking about? If you have a question about the blog or are angry about something, please email me. It's inappropriate to derail the blog with it. The snide comment about rule changes is completely uncalled for, Shelby. Guess what, I went to bed early and didn't get to publishing your comment until the next day. It's as simple as that. Go look before flying off the handle, it's there.

Hoosier Girl said...

But Gosselin is quick to absorb some of the blame herself.

"I made so many mistakes, of course," she says, admitting that her own diva-like behavior may have led to her current unemployed state.
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Never in a million years did I think I'd ever hear Kate say this. Maybe this is just a new persona she's trying on, but at least she's saying the right things and accepting some responsibility. I'm going to go buy a lottery ticket.

TLC stinks said...

I wonder if the People photo went on when Kate was Twitter silent?

And anyone know what People pays for their cover stories? Probably more money than some make in a whole year.BTW, I don't think Kate looked good on that cover. She has deep lines on her face. I think the weight loss and tanning have caught up with her. I think she has a haggard face glopped with makeup. Just think how bad she really looks without the photoshopping.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

I will believe she MIGHT be sincere about her "mistakes" if she goes into a bit more detail. What mistakes does she think she actually made? Be specific. Why were they wrong? What has she done to change? Is she sorry? Or is she sorry BUT...?

Unless she can articulate that, it's just empty words some publicist told her to say.

Somewhere In Time said...

What is it with these "broken records?'

heartbreaker ‏@kirsten_JBfan 1m
@Kateplusmy8 do you have any study tips Kate? I have really big exams in school this year

heartbreaker ‏@kirsten_JBfan 8m
@Kateplusmy8 do you have any study tips? it's my second last year of high school and I have really big exams this year :(

heartbreaker ‏@kirsten_JBfan 15m
@Kateplusmy8 I'm starting my second last year of high school on Monday :( and have really important exams do you have any advice?:)

What kind of advice or tips could Kate possibly give about "really big exams?"

angie said...

So many have waited to hear Kate say she didn't handle herself well. She did it.

But until I see or hear otherwise I think she did give her kids normal lives after TV.

She may have led them into TV as infants; but, now she has given them a more normal life than a lot of divorced parents can or will do.

Jon should stop. Just stop and so should the writer of that "tell all book" and why? Because no one cares about Kate Gosselin any longer. She is a past TV star and she knows, she may get an interview out of this magazine cover but no one wants to see her or her kids any longer.

That ship has sailed. Her kids may be ok in life.

The Housewives who have been on TV and continue to raise their kids on TV have destroyed their lives and continue to.

Kris K has wrecked her 2 younger dgtrs and now they are sex objects. This woman is a disgrace. Her family continues to be a joke.

All of these women have put excessive material possessions over the lives of their children.

Hope Kate G has learned "being off TV" is a blessing.

Jon should now STOP, just STOP. Why? Because no one wants to see the Gosselin train wreck any longer, they have the Kardashian train wreck. Kate would have to do a porn and maybe that wouldn't even sell now. Maybe Jon could make TMZ with his own porn film.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Well TFW has gotten on radar online as well she must be over the moon.

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/08/kate-gosselin-jon-reality-tv/

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Jon should stop what? I'm confused. I thought he was working and trying to live a normal life.

Somewhere In Time said...

I have a feeling that this whole People thing is going to backfire. Crying poor, having to piece things together, no reliable income...and yet she lives in a million dollar house with a pool, maintenance/grounds workers, pool boys, etc. People are going to get really tired of her crying poor but making no effort to find a job.

You can fool some of the people some of the times (like her sheep) but those without the wool over their eyes are going to say, wait a minute...things just aren't adding up here.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

If you look at what she says after her "mistakes" quote she's already making excuses and qualifying it, immediately launching into how when the babies were first born and also when the divorce was happening she was in "survival mode."

As if that excuses bad behavior and choices.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Hoosier Girl said... 188
But Gosselin is quick to absorb some of the blame herself.

"I made so many mistakes, of course," she says, admitting that her own diva-like behavior may have led to her current unemployed state.
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Never in a million years did I think I'd ever hear Kate say this
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You're not the only one.

Lets hope she real in taking responsibility in her part and not. Just saving face in hopes to be on TV again.

Only time will tell.

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

This might have been a good time to promote her book but she can't even figure that out:

jellybean ‏@nswru1 34m
@Kateplusmy8 Kate we are visiting the Usa in Sept from Aus. Will you be doing a tour with your book in September?

Kate Gosselin ‏@Kateplusmy8 31m
@nswru1 yes! End of September I'll be in Baltimore Md... (Kinda near Washington DC) ...come!!! I'd love to meet you!!

jellybean ‏@nswru1 27m
@Kateplusmy8 Do you know what date?

Kate Gosselin ‏@Kateplusmy8 24m
@nswru1 last weekend in September ...not off hand...

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She's really not very bright.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...

Somewhere I agree. I have to think that most readers who are neither fans or non-fans would have the same reaction we did.....um wait then why don't you just get a job?

It would be different if she TRIED to get a regular steady job. But she doesn't try. She focuses on being on magazine covers and appearances and doing things in the public eye. None of her focus has been on a good steady job with a steady paycheck and benefits that would secure her family and remove any fear of instability.

I can't see the average person having any sympathy for an able bodied 30-something with education who with a little effort could have found something in the two years she's been off the show.

Realitytvkids.com ~ Administrator said...


jellybean @nswru1 27m
@Kateplusmy8 Do you know what date?

Kate Gosselin @Kateplusmy8 24m
@nswru1 last weekend in September ...not off hand...

&&&&

Palm meet forehead.

TFW? You have a sale. Right here. Maybe even several. Get off your ass and tell her the exact date. Call somebody. Get this DONE. What a diva lol. Is it "cool" to just be so catered to you have no idea what your schedule is? Okay, duchess. Geez.

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