Friday, October 4, 2013

The Crash Reel

'I have a disability called Down syndrome. But some people call it Up syndrome because I am an up kind of guy.'



Snowboarder Kevin Pearce was poised to be the only athlete who had a chance at usurping superstar Shaun White in the 2010 Winter Olympics when, just weeks before the event, Kevin suffered a catastrophic head injury on a risky jump.

The Crash Reel meticulously documents every detail leading up to the horrifying crash. They even found footage of Kevin and his friends partying the night before (Kevin didn't drink), exercising, hanging out and chatting just hours and sometimes minutes before the crash.

Then after that fateful few seconds (yes, they show it--we had to cover our eyes), the documentary shifts to chronicling Kevin's long, slow journey back from nearly dead. The Crash Reel can't decide which of several important issues it really wants the theme of the movie to be, so it tackles them all. This includes recovery from serious brain injury, safety in extreme sports, the dangers of our bigger, better, faster culture and other famous tragedies (Sarah Burke), a parent's guilt when their child is hurt, acceptance of a grown child's decisions even if you don't agree, and how two young men in similar situations handled being mega-celebrity. (One made his girlfriend sign a non-disclosure agreement and trained in secrecy, the other always took his core group of several friends and often family, including his special needs brother, anywhere he went and tossed confidentiality, and smugness, out the window.)

All of this is a fascinating character study of one brilliant young man and his passion. This is not a snowboarding film. It's a film about devoting your all to something, whatever that may be, and then having it suddenly taken away. How can you ever be the same again? Kevin's search for that old life is painstaking and tragic. You'll root for him to feel as alive as he once did sailing through the air. But you will want to shake him when he selfishly says he's going to snowboard again, even as his mother is crying and doctors are telling him he could die. Your heart will break when he gets back on his beloved snowboard and realizes he can't even jump a two foot barrier. And you will feel as shattered as his parents do when you see how much it pains them to think of their boy ever getting hurt again.

The Crash Reel finally finds its voice when the story shifts to Dave, Kevin's younger brother with Down syndrome. Dave is eager, opinionated, funny, and adores his famous brother. But Dave struggles with his own demons. Namely, he can't accept his Down syndrome. Sometimes, he just goes up to his room and cries, he says.

The parallels between Kevin and Dave's struggles become more apparent as the film reaches its bittersweet conclusion. As Kevin starts to accept things can never be the way he wishes, so does Dave. The brothers grow together and teach each other, and emerge closer than ever. Kevin and Dave's relationship defines who Kevin is just as much as snowboarding did, and once the film hits on this, it truly finds its voice.

The Crash Reel is one of the most beautiful and important sports documentaries ever to be made. And one of the most touching and sensitive films about Down syndrome we've ever seen. At nearly two hours, it earns every minute of it. A must see.

Seeing the film: The Crash Reel is set to premiere in U.S. and Canada theaters in December. It premieres in the UK today.  For HBO subscribers, it can also be found right now on HBOgo.com before its official release in theaters.

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getofftwitter said...

Rainbowsand unicorns: I'm glad this fan is being a pest to Kate. Perhaps this fan heard or read, that Kate dumps, anything the fans give her in the trash. This author/fan, wants to make sure Kate actually has her book, and not just saying she has it, she wants a pic(good idea). Cause if Kate does not post a pic of her with this woman's book, then all of us will know that it was tossed in the trash. And kate will look like a mean, ungrateful has-been celeb, who just made a bigger ass of herself. .

Sheri said...

Anonymous said... 29

tweetle and deck,

thank you

franky is who i have ever been, was just a brain fart thinking about changing.

thank youse all by da ' by.

can breathe easier, TFW has left the country.

We may be a quiet nation, but we are quite the nation.

franky,

always

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Please Franky, stay Franky. Love your have-to-read-a-couple-of-times to get it posts. Keeps me on my toes...especially with the French.

As a fellow Canadian, French is my second language but I lost a lot of it after leaving school. So good to get that little boost from your posts.

Merci!


Anonymous said...

No disrespect intended. Why should giving a pet medicine be a problem? I simply crush the pill in the food and they eat it!

Formerly Duped said...

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said... 196
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lol, so you can relate! My dog bolts when she sees a syringe unfortunately.I gave her a pill crushed in gravy the last time, but it did not work again. Even tried a ml of melted ice cream. But tonight I have hotdogs and baby food (veal) to try- just can't waste any pills till we see the vet Wednesday. Worse than my kids as toddlers and they weren't easy with medications!

Thanks! You guts are swell :)

Blowing In The Wind said...

Cause if Kate does not post a pic of her with this woman's book, then all of us will know that it was tossed in the trash.

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Not necessarily. It just means that Kate isn't obliging her in posting a picture and doesn't want to get involved in promoting this author. I wouldn't blame Kate if she doesn't.

Blowing In The Wind said...

Obviously B&N did not do their homework as to how TFW's last cookbook did not sell. AND many of her recipes were proven to be plagerized.

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I would certainly hope that they thoroughly checked out the recipes for plagiarism in her current book, but who knows? Someone said the mac and cheese recipe is on the box. I don't know if this is true...I don't buy boxed mac and cheese.

Blowing In The Wind said...

This was reported quite a while back, when he won more visitation with the kids.
Jon DOES have the rights of first refusal, when WOS goes out of town for 'work'.

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I could be wrong, but I could swear that he himself said this in an interview somewhere.

Blowing In The Wind said...

And I am having trouble doing just that, Dmasy ! Everyone is taking turns as she loses trust in each of us each dose- they must be particularly nasty -tasting The painkiller was in syringes, so I could squirt it in all the gaps in her mouth she has now, but this is a uncoated pill so it's harder to mix and disguise.

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I always watch in fascination at the ease in which the vet administers pills. He just opens the dog's mouth, pops the pill in at the back, uses a pencil, pushes it back, closes her mouth and it's gone before she realizes that happens. I tell him that I can't do that, and he just laughs. I guess when you've been in practice for 45 years, you've done a lot of pill popping!

PatK said...

Thanks for your responses, Bitchy Pants and Angie. I wasn't aware of Jon's statement.

However, I'm still doubtful ALL the kids were with him during this b.s. "tour" of hers.

Bitchy Pants said...

Anonymous said "I simply crush the pill in the food and they eat it".

This works with some animals, but not all. If the animal is off their food and doesn't eat it all, then they don't get the full dose of medicine, which can be critical. If the meds are to be given on an empty stomach, it also doesn't work (the small amount of a "treat" won't make a difference in the absorption of the food). If the meds taste nasty, it will put the animal off its food. There isn't a one size fits all method for medicating a pet, unfortunately.

Sheri said...

Anonymous said...(4)

"No disrespect intended. Why should giving a pet medicine be a problem? I simply crush the pill in the food and they eat it!"

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First off, the choice of Anonymous as your moniker along with your opening statement implies disrespect.

Good on you that your pet takes their meds willingly. It just so happens it's not that easy for every pet owner and there is nothing wrong with seeking advice.

Wow.

localyocul said...

When my dog is on a med I use the peanut butter trick or sometimes just wrap it in ham or cheese. Either way she comes running when I say "Time for your medicine." Well, except fish oil. She hates fish oil and would manage to eat the food and spit out the food. She likes asparagus though!

Ingrid said...

Here's the Kraft recipe for Mac and cheese w/tuna and peas.

http://www.kraftrecipes.com/recipes/cheesy-tuna-mac-57278.aspx

rainbowsandunicorns said...

Perhaps this fan heard or read, that Kate dumps, anything the fans give her in the trash. This author/fan, wants to make sure Kate actually has her book, and not just saying she has it, she wants a pic(good idea).

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Kate doesn't need to feel so special in all of this. The author was just lucky that she was able to deliver the book to Kate in person. She's been spamming so many celebrities -- Hillary Duff, the Ellen Show, Long Island Medium (and her husband) and others, hoping that someone will want the book and give testimonials.

Anonymous said...

Formerly?

a last -ditch my vet gave me was molasses. Dip it in molasses, and worst-case, she /he gets straight injection of iron through the gums. Sustains them.

Good luck

franky

FYI said...

This is from a review on Amazon for the cookbook.

"I look forward to trying all the recipes. All must be wholesome and good, because the children look very healthy and happy - Mom's a good cook! "

So if the children look healthy and happy, that means that the recipes must be nutritious? What kind of reasoning is that? I guess this person doesn't know anything about nutrition, and just bases her opinion that the recipes are healthy because of how the children "look."

Bitchy Pants said...

Okay, my post 11 -- it should read the small amount of the "treat" shouldn't make a difference in the absorption of the medicine. Sorry.

NJGal51 said...

OK, I will admit that my current bulldog is "special". We can always pill him by wraping the pill in whatever is handy (cheese, meat, peanut butter balls) and then I hold it out and tell him...."This is daddy's pill and I want you to take it over to him. Don't you dare eat it! Don't you dare eat it!" He stands there listening to me staring at what's in my hand drooling the whole time. When I say "Take it to daddy!" he downs it every time without even tasting it. We always finish by saying "Oh (insert his name here), that was supposed to be daddy's pill!" He's always very pleased with himself that he put one over on his hoomans. Silly bulldog!

Suzee said...

Lynn said...
Per Kate's publisher, Barnes and Noble purchased 7000 books

Of which unsold copies will be returned to the publisher.
Amazon.com originally said 50,000 were printed which we thought was outrageous since her last book only sold 10,000. I guess somebody is going to be the unlucky owner of a couple of lifetimes worth of fire starter paper when this latest debacle is over. lol

localyocul said...

Another crying fan

Chana Ingber ‏@DancinSwiftie13 1m
@Kateplusmy8 Crying because netflix removed seasons 1-3 of your show! NOW WHAT DO I DO WHEN I NEED COMFORT?

Lynne In RI said...

So if the children look healthy and happy, that means that the recipes must be nutritious? What kind of reasoning is that?

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lol! The person is assuming that the kids eat that food. Moreover, Kate may include the recipes in her book, but that doesn't mean that she makes any of it. She could have been piecing and patching ingredients from various sites, coming up with her version. It looks fine in the book, but whether or not she even cooks those dishes remains to be seen.

Is the mac and cheese recipe in the book the same as Kraft's?

Lynne In RI said...

She likes asparagus though!

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Mine likes all veggies and loves salad, tomatoes, cucumbers, celery, and fruit -- watermelon, grapes, cantaloupes. The only thing I have found that she absolutely refuses to eat is bananas, and I haven't figured out why.

Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic said...

What does "WOS" mean? Thanks!

Lalalalala said...

Chana Ingber ‏@DancinSwiftie13 1m
@Kateplusmy8 Crying because netflix removed seasons 1-3 of your show! NOW WHAT DO I DO WHEN I NEED COMFORT?

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Well, I guess you'll have to grab your binky and special blankie you MORON! I can't believe there are people like this walking around among us.

Lynne In RI said...

"No disrespect intended. Why should giving a pet medicine be a problem? I simply crush the pill in the food and they eat it!"

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Not all dogs are the same when it comes to taking meds. I tried the pill crushing in the food. She knew it was there and refused to eat, no matter how fine it was crushed. At the vet's suggestion, I sprinkled meat tenderizer on the food. No go. She must have been able to smell that pill in the food, crushed or not. I didn't persist with it because I was afraid she'd sense that the pill was in there and stop eating altogether. I tried hiding it in cheese. That little monkey just removed the pill and ate the cheese. What worked was ham salad.

Lalalalala said...

Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic said... 24

What does "WOS" mean? Thanks!

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Waste of Space

Pill that pup said...

I've used most of the above conveyors/concealers of pills, but here are a few more for your intelligent doggie: liverwurst, Easy Cheese (the gross stuff that comes in an aerosol squirty can, preferably bacon flavored), sardines, and my dogs' absolute fav -- low fat SPAM!

If all else fails and/or you have to get the pill down the dog with no food stuffs (I've had to do this to get Phenobarb down a dog before a liver enzyme test) then it is "down the hatch" time.

Get dog. Pry open jaws. Put pill as far back on the tongue as you can. Clamp jaws shut with one hand, tilting nose into the air. Massage throat with other hand and alternate saying "good dog" and blowing air into the nose.

I've never known a dog not to gulp the pill down dry with this method, but you do need to know your dog. Mine seems to forgive me. :)

Good luck!

Layla said...

B&N purchased 7,000 books? Let's hope they have some kind of agreement with the publisher that allows them to return unsold copies! If you look at TFW's **cough** book tour,it looks like only 100-120 books were even signed between the 4 venues. 15 or so at each of the first 2, 25-30 at Baltimore, and about 50 in Toronto. That's books signed, not sold. At the Baltimore Book Festival, there was a B&N table next to TFW selling cookbooks (at full list price), but I didn't see anyone buy one. It looked like everyone brought their own copies with them. I doubt that there will be more than 2,000 sold-total. It's doubtful that even 1,000 copies were sold in 6 months of pre-sale availability. Of course, this was all about begging for another show, not selling a cookbook. Somebody is going to learn an expensive lesson. Will that someone be TFW or HCI? Or B&N?

Silimom said...

localyocul said... 21
Another crying fan

Chana Ingber ‏@DancinSwiftie13 1m
@Kateplusmy8 Crying because netflix removed seasons 1-3 of your show! NOW WHAT DO I DO WHEN I NEED COMFORT?


Ummm...Order them on DVD through Netflix? The only thing they took off was Seasons 1-3 from streaming.

And surprisingly, season 6 doesn't end with the RV trip. Just the Philly trip. Too bad. I think that was her most realest reality moment in the entire history of the show.

Angie said...

Thanks for your responses, Bitchy Pants and Angie. I wasn't aware of Jon's statement.

However, I'm still doubtful ALL the kids were with him during this b.s. "tour" of hers. \
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take my word for it,ALL the kids were with Jon.

OrangeCrusher1 said...

This is from a review on Amazon for the cookbook.

"I look forward to trying all the recipes. All must be wholesome and good, because the children look very healthy and happy - Mom's a good cook! "
Milo, is that you?

swimgirl said...

Lalalalala said....

Well, I guess you'll have to grab your binky and special blankie you MORON! I can't believe there are people like this walking around among us.
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Thanks for the laugh! I think some people will tweet this type of nonsense to try and get a RT from TFW.

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

Fired Up 4 Kate ‏@MiloandJack 7m
@Kateplusmy8 Which bone did U break? Is this going2put a "crimp" N ur Dec marathon? Look at the bright side...U didn't fall & break ur leg!
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Kate's running a marathon in December?

Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic said...

Thanks, LaLaLaLaLa. Do you have psychology background? Your inauthentic self thing was very insightful.

Out a bunch of money but much wiser now said...

Lynne in RI--No grapes!!! I was making a fruit salad once so tossed my new pup a grape which he loved. My sister walked in when I was about to toss over another and nearly went into hysterics. Grapes can KILL dogs!!! I looked it up--then spent the next few hours in the pet emergency room getting my poor guy cleaned out. Yes, just one little grape and no one was taking any chances. And tomatoes are iffy, too.

Anonymous said...

aw Sheri, wiping a tear from my eye, 'sniff

njay and other "n" cripes, all of you, thank you...hugs=)


Pour l'oiseau, demande a l'admin pour mon addresse, j'ai deja donner permission de vous le passer.

Chus contente vous etes toujours aux alentours

franky

Mel said...

I was thinking about that pap that just happens to catch TFW at the grocery store all the time....

How come he never just happens to catch Jon out and about with the kids? Or to catch Jon grocery shopping? I mean, the guy's gotta feed the kids. He must be doing SOME grocery shopping. Jon said that he takes the kids to Target & Walmart as well as other places.

Not that I want the pap person to get pics of Jon or kids. Or TFW, either, for that matter. :-)

Just interesting that he never comes upon Jon. I'd love to have him snap a pic of Jon & twins during the time TFW said they were having the sleep over.

I'd actually be happy with a picture of the chickens. I'm not convinced she still has them. I'd be *really* happy with a candid (not posed) shot of her doing the 'lugging' that she claims to do. How about one of her lugging the chicken feed out to the car?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous #4, you can't crush a time-release capsule. And a lot of pills are bitter and the dog won't be fooled for very long, nor more than once.
Former Poster

Somewhere In Time said...

I get a kick out of these sheeple!

Truth Teller ‏@Truth_Teller201 1h
@SiobhanR111 @Fly_On_TheWall @Kateplusmy8 And they NEVER WILL! Bitter busybodies should stop wasting their lives worrying about Kate!

Exactly what do they think the Head Sheep, Milo, aka Gladys, does? Hey, call a spade a spade. Milo is the busiest busybody of them all! Hypocrisy at its best.

Formerly Duped said...

Thank you so much , everyone, for the dog advice.

Merci Franky, aussi .(Please stay and keep you name!
It is extra hard as I can't be yanking her mouth open with sutures and gaps that couldn't be completely closed.I normally can do that, although the odd pill pops back out, treat eaten. Boy, what an arsenal of ideas!


As with many of us, the OT advice given on this blog- but not the odd disrespectful comment- is always appreciated and so helpful. I love
running little problems by you wise ladies who have had similar experiences.

Somewhere In Time said...

I'd actually be happy with a picture of the chickens. I'm not convinced she still has them. I'd be *really* happy with a candid (not posed) shot of her doing the 'lugging' that she claims to do. How about one of her lugging the chicken feed out to the car?

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I thought that there was a photo of her dragging feed from the car into the house...or was that dog food?

swimgirl said...

Why sheeple make me shake my head:

From a sheeple's twitter...

Weren't there already haters harassing Kate b4 the 6 were even born!? :-l

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Ummmmmm, sheeple, no one knew who Kate was before the 6 were born!

localyocul said...

I hope TFW answers Milo's question...I'd love to know what bone she broke..and what's this about a December marathon?

SallyFromCali said...

Chana Ingber ‏@DancinSwiftie13 1m
@Kateplusmy8 Crying because netflix removed seasons 1-3 of your show! NOW WHAT DO I DO WHEN I NEED COMFORT?

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Well, I guess you'll have to grab your binky and special blankie you MORON! I can't believe there are people like this walking around among us.


LMAO!! Thanks for that. I needed a good laugh today.

SallyFromCali said...

Silimom said... 30
localyocul said... 21
Another crying fan

Chana Ingber ‏@DancinSwiftie13 1m
@Kateplusmy8 Crying because netflix removed seasons 1-3 of your show! NOW WHAT DO I DO WHEN I NEED COMFORT?

Ummm...Order them on DVD through Netflix? The only thing they took off was Seasons 1-3 from streaming.

Jeez, if this person needs to watch them so badly she can just buy them. Last time I looked they were only about $5.00 per season. Maybe they'll be at the dollar store soon along side WOS books.

Lynne In RI said...

Thanks, bunch of money...I didn't know that! I know that chocolate is a no-no, but I had no idea about grapes. She's 16 years old, and never had a problem, but why risk it? I looked it up on the internet:

"According to the Merck Veterinary Manual, the estimated toxic dose of grapes is 32 grams of grapes per kilogram of body weight (0.5 ounces per pound) and for raisins it is 11-30 g/kg (0.18 to 0.48 oz/lb).

My math is lousy, but I'm trying to figure out if she's ever had enough at one sitting to have been toxic. It's not a regular part of her diet, thank goodness, but still, no more grapes, that's for sure! Thanks again.

Fired Up 4 Kate ‏@MiloandJack 7m
@Kateplusmy8 Which bone did U break? Is this going2put a "crimp" N ur Dec marathon? Look at the bright side...U didn't fall & break ur leg!

Ah, Milo the Busybody strikes again -- always worryin about Kate! Right, sheeple? LOL!!

Lynne In RI said...

Chana Ingber ‏@DancinSwiftie13 1m
@Kateplusmy8 Crying because netflix removed seasons 1-3 of your show! NOW WHAT DO I DO WHEN I NEED COMFORT?

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Well, I guess you'll have to grab your binky and special blankie you MORON! I can't believe there are people like this walking around among us.

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lol!! How about downing a few double Bloody Marys? You'll forget there ever was a Kate Plus 8 or 9 or 10 or whatever. Just as well...

A Mom said...

Angie said It was around Noon on Sunday. The property was deserted. No cars, no kids, no sign of Shoka -- honestly, the place looked vacant and a little neglected. The chicken barn also looked deserted as the fenced yard where the chickens would run is overgrown. It was a nice day; wouldn't chickens be outside?

Can you take a picture? If outside of house looks unkept Kate doesn't do outside work. She has said she's a inside girl; spas manicure/pedicure hair/makeup always done. Don't think the piecing/matching includes the yard workers pay checks. Maybe Kate doesn't care cause she can't afford mortage and Kate's things.

chefsummer #Leh said...

Chana Ingber ‏@DancinSwiftie13 1m
@Kateplusmy8 Crying because netflix removed seasons 1-3 of your show! NOW WHAT DO I DO WHEN I NEED COMFORT?
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HA!!!! even netflix is tired of KK.

So what can you do lets see.

1.Read a book.
2. Have fun with family or friends.
3. Volunteer.
4. Spend time with a pet.

Lalalalala said...

Lynne In RI said... 47

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Lynne, I went on the internet and printed off a list of safe people food you can give your dog and hung it on my refrigerator. My little Annie loves to 'help' me when I'm cooking in the kitchen. She waits for bits of chicken, carrots and whatever else I'm cooking that may be on the list. She has a special spot on the rug where she sits and waits very patiently. Now, if only she could help with dishes :(

Fleecing The Sheeple said...

From a sheeple's twitter...

Weren't there already haters harassing Kate b4 the 6 were even born!? :-l

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Ummmmmm, sheeple, no one knew who Kate was before the 6 were born!

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Seriously? Someone really tweeted that? Let me think -- it was either the TT person, the hole-in-the-heart fan, or the one they call Slobhand. Any of those correct guesses? I'm too lazy to find it!

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

sarah ‏@gypsi001 3m
@Kateplusmy8 When the kids were little and y'all had the week of Asian food, where did u get the cute lil chop sticks?
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One of my favorite fans. She's just so clueless. Did they have a week of Asian food, BTW? I thought Jon cooked a Korean dinner one night.

Unknown said...

Layla said... 29
''....somebody is going to learn an expensive lesson. Will that someone be TFW or HCI? Or B&N?''
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I'll bet the person that learns a lesson is NOT ever going to be TFW. She has probably convinced herself that the reason she has sold so few books is ALL JON'S FAULT!! As far as she's concerned, it will never ever ever be her fault.
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Also...Local person, thank you SO much for letting us know the condition of the compound, and the lack of cars/people when there were (according to TFMJG) lots of people around due to the ending of the twins sleepover birthday party.

It is nice to have someone around to let the truth be known, in the face of the lies told by the lying liar who lies!

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

Lalalalala said... 51

Lynne, I went on the internet and printed off a list of safe people food you can give your dog and hung it on my refrigerator.
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Thanks for the idea! My sweet rescue dog I've had for 8 years is getting older and his appetite is diminishing a bit. I try and liven up his regular diet with a few extras sometimes to keep up his interest and just today was wondering if oatmeal might be something I could add in small quantities once in a while and according to a list I found on Google by Cesar Milan, oatmeal is good for older dogs. Was very happy to see that.

Fleecing The Sheeple said...

One of my favorite fans. She's just so clueless. Did they have a week of Asian food, BTW? I thought Jon cooked a Korean dinner one night.

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Mine, too, Tweet-le! I think she's so clueless that it's kind of enchanting in a weird way. Is that the word I want? Enchanting? Or airhead? Or an enchanting airhead? Whatever works.

Fleecing The Sheeple said...

Can you take a picture? If outside of house looks unkept Kate doesn't do outside work. She has said she's a inside girl; spas manicure/pedicure hair/makeup always done. Don't think the piecing/matching includes the yard workers pay checks. Maybe Kate doesn't care cause she can't afford mortage and Kate's things.

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I don't think that's too wise or the acceptable thing to do. That borders on stalking. Not a good idea for anyone here to be involved in that. Just my opinion, of course.

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

Fleecing, yes, enchanting in a clueless, airhead kind of way. She lives with goats and possums (who get their toenails painted) in the house, grows strawberries in shoe bags...a real 21st century hippie.

swimgirl said...

Fleecing the Sheeple...

It was Siobhan.

PatK said...

December marathon? Is that the Vegas one again? Sounds like she loves Vegas getaway time with you-know-who so much that she'll run another HALF marathon as an excuse.

And while she's there maybe she can have a meeting with her hero.

Lalalalala said...

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said... 55
I try and liven up his regular diet with a few extras sometimes to keep up his interest and just today was wondering if oatmeal might be something I could add in small quantities once in a while and according to a list I found on Google by Cesar Milan, oatmeal is good for older dogs. Was very happy to see that.

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I make my own dog biscuits. I never buy them any more. They include eggs, peanut butter, honey, bananas, oats and whole wheat flour. I roll the dough out and use a dog bone cookie cutter and bake them. I package them up in zip lock bags (7 to a bag) and freeze them. I use one bag at a time and keep the bag I'm using in the refrigerator. My dog LOVES them and they're so healthy for her.

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

Lalala...etc., I have a couple of homemade dog biscuit recipes that I'll be making now that it's cooling down. I don't use my oven in the summer, but am looking forward to making some doggie biscuits! :)

Anonymous said...

omg pill

that last technique works for my ^% pd lab. I find saying toque toque tok helps.

sorry, tired of her vomitusness

she is twelve and blind.
Oye

franky

Fleecing The Sheeple said...

I package them up in zip lock bags (7 to a bag) and freeze them. I use one bag at a time and keep the bag I'm using in the refrigerator

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What size baggies? How long do they take to freeze? Do you take them out of the freezer and defrost them before you give them to the dog? How long do they take to defrost? How long do they stay frozen? Does he complain of any bad freezer taste? ;)

Tucker's Mom said...

Anonymous said... 149
If, IF, Kate had an xray of the most distal part of her body, I GUARANTEE you the radiologist would indicate if the TOE were broken, by saying:
Impression: radiograph shows fracture of 4th and 5th metatarsals.

If she broke a tarsal bone, in the FOOT, the impression would state clearly which tarsal bone it was.
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Toes (and fingers) are phalanges, not tarsals and not metatarsals.
The most distal portion of the foot are the phalanges.
All foot, all the time.
Sorry to be pedantic.
She probably got a blister on her pinky toe.
STIGMATA!!!

fidosmommy said...

I love this blog.

Fleecing The Sheeple said...

Fleecing, yes, enchanting in a clueless, airhead kind of way. She lives with goats and possums (who get their toenails painted) in the house, grows strawberries in shoe bags...a real 21st century hippie.

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Do the animals wear love beads, have lava lamps in their rooms, and burn Nag Champa incense?

Bluebird said...

Bonjour franky, j'ai envoyer un courriel a l'admin. Je te contacte bientot.

Fleecing I agree with you, I don't think pictures should be taken of TFW's place. I would consider that as stalking.

Rainbirdie said...

One more 'get the doggie to take a pill' idea...I put the pill in something yummy, like cheese, & then I have a second yummy treat in my hand. My pup swallows the first treat with the pill super-fast so that he can get to the second treat that I'm waving under his nose. Usually works like a charm.

JoyinVirginia said...

OT because I am back to being bored by TFMJG. NO SPOILERS. Tonights Dancin' With Them Thar Stars was very impressive in more ways than one. For fans of attractive biceps and muscular chests, oh boy were there some great numbers! Julianne is back sitting in for Len for a couple weeks while he judges Simply Come Dancing across the pond. I am really liking the one episode a week format, it cuts out a lot of filler we had to wade thru previously. If you haven't watched, check out the episode online at ABC.com

Mel said...

Questions for TFW....

How much feed does one chicken eat per day?
10 points if she can answer without stalling.

Does she have the feed delivered? How much how often?
Do the delivery guys unload and stock the product?
Do the younger chickens have different feed than the older chickens?
What does she do with the chickens that die?

Does she currently or has she ever had a restraining order against Jon?
Or against Robert.
10 points if she can answer without invoking the kids.
Another 10 points if she doesn't roll her eyes.

100 bonus points if she does not say um, honestly, or typically at any time.


Anonymous said...

formerly, i think i got it

CRETONS,works like magic for all us creatures. If you want my mamie's recipe, it's yours. Just let me know.

didn't know she has jaw problems. sorry.

franky

AuntieAnn said...

Ingrid said... 14

Here's the Kraft recipe for Mac and cheese w/tuna and peas.

http://www.kraftrecipes.com/recipes/cheesy-tuna-mac-57278.aspx
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Moses ate Mac and cheese with tuna. It's been around forever. What did Kate add to the recipe I'd like to know? One whole cup of soy sauce?


Good lord I am so sick of this woman.

Suzee said...

@Kateplusmy8 Crying because netflix removed seasons 1-3 of your show! NOW WHAT DO I DO WHEN I NEED COMFORT?

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This young'un needs some parental attention and some friends. According to her twitter, she says she's 15 (but seems younger) and attends some type of boarding school and tweets only to Dance Moms, TFW and Taylor Swift. She seems to be awfully lonely. I wonder if many of TFW's other young fans are the same way.

Dutch Tulip said...

On giving dogs a pill. What works for my dog is: I put the pill between a little slice of cheese and then I take another slice in my other hand, show them both to my dog. She starts drooling in goes the first piece with pill and because she already has her eye on the second piece the first one goes down very quickly followed by the second slice. Works every time. Good luck with your furry monster.

Vanessa said...

However, I'm still doubtful ALL the kids were with him during this b.s. "tour" of hers. \
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Just curious? Why so doubtful?

Vanessa said...

Her entire life is a lie. There was no party. She wasn't even home. I wonder what the twins think about her lying about a party?
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To quote tfw "I just don't get it"
I JUST DON'T GET IT!
Not only what do the twins think, but what do the twins' friends and school mates think? Why would she put them in that kind of embarrassing situation? For what? NO DOUBT there are parents that follow her on twitter. NO DOUBT there are kids who follow her...WHY do that?

Lalalalala said...

Fleecing The Sheeple said... 64

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LOL!

TLC stinks said...

I agree that it's an "exaggeration" for Kate to say she has 50 chickens. I suspect she's down to a few or none at this point.

There was a picture, taken by Mady, in which she claimed to be carrying a huge bag of chicken feed. Did not occur to me it could just as easily been a giant bag of dry dog food.

I have broken a pinkie toe before and have broken my foot. She absolutely did not break her foot, but in " Kate Speak" her toe is part of her foot, so there ya go with her lie.

I see there must have been some mention by her about the Vegas Marathon in Dec? I guess we are back to marathon momma. Hopefully this time someone will take a picture of Steve following her in a golf cart.

I would hate to think she would lie about a sleepover so I hope it was just everyone inside before kids were picked up. I would say IF there was a sleepover, the nonexistent nanny was there too. I bet the tups were still with Jon.

TLC stinks said...

Yes! thankyou! RT @genramm: @Kateplusmy8 i met u in Toronto&u were so sweet! I..made the kids rainbow looms..love2know if they liked them!

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What? No gift cards? No cash? Something handmade? Steve, toss them in the trash!

IWantNobu (formally Gigi Be) said...

sarah ‏@gypsi001 3m
@Kateplusmy8 When the kids were little and y'all had the week of Asian food, where did u get the cute lil chop sticks?
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I'm sure TLC bought and paid for the chop sticks. You can also get them in most grocery stores. So many of these fans can't seem to pay attention to the episodes they watch. You would think a fan would remember the details of the show better. And I agree with the poster above. This fan isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

FYI said...

I do think that Kate had a party for the twins, but is just making an excuse that she can't tweet pictures. She will make a post about their birthday on her website, like she has for the last 2 years, and will post the pictures there. She'll post that either today or tomorrow. She knows that it's the pictures of the kids that draw people to her website-not her rambling posts and that's why she won't tweet them.

It'll just give her another excuse to get people there to order her book, especially since she can't be bothered to respond to those on twitter who still ask how they can get it. However, she should really change the post about the book-since it's not in the pre-order stage any more.

FYI said...

I see there must have been some mention by her about the Vegas Marathon in Dec? I guess we are back to marathon momma. 79
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TLC stinks---Kate didn't mention anything about Vegas in December. All she did was mention her "broken foot" and how she couldn't run.

Kate Gosselin ‏@Kateplusmy8 6 Oct
Dear broken foot, My running shoes say they miss you terribly...
I'm so frustrated I could cry that I can't pound the pavement for awhile :(

So of course, being her usual nosy self, Milo wants to know which bone she "broke" and then mentioned her running in Dec. when the LV race is usually held.

Fired Up 4 Kate ‏@MiloandJack 13h
@Kateplusmy8 Which bone did U break? Is this going2put a "crimp" N ur Dec marathon? Look at the bright side...U didn't fall & break ur leg!

I think Milo's jumping the gun and assuming that Kate is running in LV again this year or is trying to find out if she will be. After all, it's a "tradition", right? And of course, Milo wants to give the play by play again.

But what Milo doesn't seem to know is that this year the LV RocknRoll event is being held November 17-not in December like it had been in previous years.

TLC stinks said...

I bet Kate was not there for the alleged sleepover. She and Steve could have showed up that morning and sent the friends home. I bet that is what happened if she was spotted at the casino the night before. Is there a hotel there? I cannot imagine her coming home to a house full of giggling teen girls.

Angie said...

I don't think WOS had a party for the twins...I don't think she got home until yesterday, and I bet the not-a-nanny picked the kids up from school...
the twins might have a small party this weekend.

Local poster testified to driving by around the time the kids invited to the 'massive sleepover' should have been going home...there wasn't a car in sight.

TLC stinks said...

Maybe Mady did not take pictures?

url said...

If the twins had a party maybe TFW gave out her new cookbooks as party favors or parting gifts to their parents. She must have had a load of books coming home from her book signings. Maybe the twins party isn't until next weekend because she really wasn't home, but wouldn't admit it and they spent time with Jon on their birthday. She's the queen of lies and deception.

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

But what Milo doesn't seem to know is that this year the LV RocknRoll event is being held November 17-not in December like it had been in previous years.
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Milo who knows ALL about Kate doesn't know the LV marathon is in November? Oh noooo! There must be some interference in the universe that is interrupting their "other" way of communicatin.

But what a convenient time for Kate to have broken her "foot."

rainbowsandunicorns said...

Fired Up 4 Kate ‏@MiloandJack 13h
@Kateplusmy8 Which bone did U break? Is this going2put a "crimp" N ur Dec marathon? Look at the bright side...U didn't fall & break ur leg!

I think Milo's jumping the gun and assuming that Kate is running in LV again this year or is trying to find out if she will be. After all, it's a "tradition", right? And of course, Milo wants to give the play by play again.

But what Milo doesn't seem to know is that this year the LV RocknRoll event is being held November 17-not in December like it had been in previous years.

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I don't understand why Milo has to ask her any questions at all. They are best buddies. Milo knows everything about Kate. Wouldn't you think that since they communicate in so many ways other than Twitter, that Kate would have texted her immediately after she broke her foot, lamenting about the injury and worrying that the marathon was now in question? They would have discussed WHEN the marathon is being held, and Milo, with her medical knowledge about broken feet, could have figured out how long Kate's foot is going to take to mend.

Why are the haters and sheeple now pestering MK Sand?

MsGoody2Shoes21 ‏@msgoody2shoes21 2h
@MKSandAssocInc @MiloandJack @Kateplusmy8 If Jon has NOTHING to do w/ Robert Hoffman & the "book" I will be rhe 1st 2 apologize to Jon

I'm sure Jon is waiting with bated breath for an apology. It would mean the world to him. His life would be so much better because Goody said she was sorry. Sheesh!

TLC stinks said...

Thanks Kate is a Twit. I don't believe she runs much anymore so the marathon mention was a surprise. If she runs at all it's because she is obsessed with her daily calorie intake. I don't wish her ill will, but she is not healthy looking.

Mel said...

So no pics of the bday party, huh.

Just like she 'forgot' to take pics of the Easter baskets that she spent weeks assemblying.

rainbowsandunicorns said...

Local poster testified to driving by around the time the kids invited to the 'massive sleepover' should have been going home...there wasn't a car in sight.

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As much as I think Kate is so full of it most of the time, I think it's really a stretch to say that she's lying and there was no party. I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt here. Just because a local drove by and there was no activity could mean that the timing was off; the kids went home earlier and everyone was gone by then. Kate doesn't say that the kids left at such and such a time. She tweeted that she "just" sent friends home. "Just" to Kate could have been hours before to the drive-by's report. With Kate, you never know.

TLC stinks said...

BTW, I think the odds are incredibly high she will perjure herself during a deposition. She may be a master of deceit by omission, but she won't get away with that in a deposition. Believe me, she will be cornered by the attorneys and lie. And yes, she will want Steve there.

rainbowsandunicorns said...

I bet Kate was not there for the alleged sleepover. She and Steve could have showed up that morning and sent the friends home. I bet that is what happened if she was spotted at the casino the night before. Is there a hotel there? I cannot imagine her coming home to a house full of giggling teen girls.

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Someone should ask her if she was there for the party, what movie they watched, if she made her special pizza, etc. See if she answers. I bet there was a party, she tweeted sometime after she sent them home...but whether she was actually present for the party is another story. She never said that she was; only that she sent them home. And yes, there is a hotel on the casino property.

TLC stinks said...

I guess the reason we are doubting she was present during a sleepover because she cannot resist tweeting about it. She sure did want everyone to know about the swim party, picture included.

AussieGoldenLuv said...

When my heart dog was in kidney failure she was really off her feed and her pills were nasty tasting so she especially didn't want them. Being an aussie she was too clever for her own good and could unwrap a pill from even peanut butter. She also started refusing anything she saw me make in the kitchen but it was suspect as being medicated. What I ended up doing to trick her into pills was making a pill in a pocket (cheese, meat, etc.) and putting it on my dinner plate. I'd then go to eat and hand her a couple pill-free tidbits from my plate, then the pill, followed by another pill-free tidbit. She didn't suspect anything because it was coming from MY plate so was automatically better. :-)

Poster upstream mentioned the two cookie method. I will do a three cookie method - one without so you establish a "pill free" expectation, then feed the pilled treat while holding the last non-pill treat in front of their nose. They are so eager to get the last one they gulp the pilled one.

If you have multiple dogs in the household, giving the others pill-free while you're feeding the pilled one usually works well too because the dogs will gulp things down much faster without competition around.

My last trick, if nothing else works, is canned tripe. Look for it at Pet Supplies Plus or any better pet shop. It's actually an excellent source of protein for the dog but nearly every dog loves it even if they have a diminished appetite. Warning - this stuff is so stinky you can't tell when it's gone bad. :-)

Don't forget to check with your holistic vet!!! for Chinese herbs and essences that can work in conjunction with traditional medicine to alleviate symptoms like nausea and also offset some of the side effects of the pharms. For example, milk thistle is a liver restorative that's excellent to give with phenobarb, which destroys the liver. Slippery Elm can help with digestive woes. And so on. BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG believer in holistics here as they've been proven out multiple times on my own dogs as well as many of my friends in the dog fancy. (I show and judge dogs as a hobby).

Dot said...

A few days ago KK lied in a radio interview that she was home cleaning the fish bowl when in fact she hadn't bothered to go home yet. Why does she lie when she doesn't even have to? It's unnerving how easily she lies.

TLC stinks said...

And so it begins...she just tweeted.

Happy Birthday to my sweet girls who turn 13 today! Celebrations began last night w the gr8 1D movie! #Love my teens! 🎂🎂🎉🎁

IWantNobu said...

@nicolergould your book is on the table next to my bed.. It's my next read. Thanks again! #topofmybookstack
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I'm sorry if this was mentioned earlier, but it looks like she finally answered this pest. Looks like she'll have to fish the book out of the garbage can.

url said...

How did TFW prepare for her girls party when she wasn't even home? She was at a casino prior to coming home. All the work that she prepared for this party (if there was one) had to be prepared by her invisible helpers. It's as if she just shows up and everything is taken care of, if this party even existed.

rainbowsandunicorns said...

A few days ago KK lied in a radio interview that she was home cleaning the fish bowl when in fact she hadn't bothered to go home yet.

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Is it possible that she went home between trips?

rainbowsandunicorns said...

I guess the reason we are doubting she was present during a sleepover because she cannot resist tweeting about it. She sure did want everyone to know about the swim party, picture included.

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I wonder about that, too (whether she was actually there), but my point was that there are some who are saying that she's lying and that there was no party. There very easily could have been a party, but she was MIA.

IWantNobu said...

@Kateplusmy8 Did Cara and Mady open my letters? I'm sorry I couldn't get them anything ;( I don't have a job and clearly I'm only 13:(sorry
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Sigh. I feel sorry for this girl. Her fan base seems to be attracting much younger girls. She seems to be way obsessed. Not healthy.

Formerly Duped said...

Thanks for all the great innovative suggestions for my dog. I'm sure they would work if her mouth wasn't sore. I am going to the vet tomorrow (earliest slot) as she has not eaten food for 3 days and has missed two antibiotics.I hope she does not have an infection- I can't see what's going inside her mouth.I will keep all the ideas in my mind for future medications when her mouth is ok. She is sooo suspicious and jumpy I feel I am making her worse hounding her (lol) with various 'treats!"

FYI said...

I am in no way defending Kate, but I just want to clarify the time frame regarding Kate being at the casino, and when the sleepover supposedly happened.

Kate was at the casino Friday night.

This was tweeted on Saturday:

Nessie ‏@NessieYacc 5 Oct
Was nice to meet @Kateplusmy8 last night! Thank you for chatting about your book and visiting @VFCasinoResort!

Kate tweeted that she send the friends home early Sunday afternoon. So the sleepover would've been held Saturday night.

Kate Gosselin ‏@Kateplusmy8 6 Oct
Just sent house full of friends home after a super 13th bday sleepover.. Finished ordering bday gifts from lists->hope they arrive fast!

Since the casino is not far from where Kate lives, she could have come home either Friday night or Saturday morning in plenty of time to be there for the sleepover.

Plus Kate tweeted several times early Saturday evening---so she most likely was home with the kids or just the twins.

TLC stinks said...

I agree I think there was a sleepover, just that Kate was not there. Obviously someone else prepped the party. By saying she sent the girls home implies she was there for the party. It's amazing how we have learned to decipher her lies.

BTW, I bet she goes all out in the birthday gifts. Nothing like showing Jon up. Same with Xmas. It's like look what mommy buys you if you live with me.

Amanda Iowa said...

Lynne In RI said... 22 Is the mac and cheese recipe in the book the same as Kraft's?

Amanda Iowa replies: Thank goodness, our Paige had a photo up with the M&T&Cheese recipe pic.twitter.com/AegiY9WQYp
Seeing the fact that TFW's kids love their veggies, why did she take them out? So she did NOT add, she removed......I thought she packed nutrition in every meal?

Formerly Duped said...

Why would TFW say 'celebrations 'began' with the 1D (ugh) movie if they had already had a party? Maybe they did; I hope so. Either way, I don't trust what Kate says.

Sheri said...

AuntieAnn said...(73)

Ingrid said... 14

Here's the Kraft recipe for Mac and cheese w/tuna and peas.

http://www.kraftrecipes.com/recipes/cheesy-tuna-mac-57278.aspx
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Moses ate Mac and cheese with tuna. It's been around forever. What did Kate add to the recipe I'd like to know? One whole cup of soy sauce?


Good lord I am so sick of this woman.

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Oh geeze Auntie, sometimes your comments need to come with warnings. I nearly choked on my coffee...Moses, hahahahahaha.

And really, mac and cheese with tuna? She really put that in a cookbook? I've seen children's cookbooks - written by kids - that have more evolved recipes.

Just like everything else Kate does, she attempts to fake it til she makes it. I've never seen anyone grasp at straws the way this woman does.

Sad really. Especially for those kids. Why can't she just be satisfied to be the mother of 8 beautiful children and enjoy them while they are still children.

Is she even aware that it's not going to last much longer?

TLC stinks said...

Thanks, Twit. Maybe she was there after all. I still don't know why she even had to tweet about it except to make herself look like what a great mom I am hosting a bunch of girls after my exhausting book tour. So I am guessing Steve spent the night.

Tweet-le De Tweet-le DUMB said...

Kate is a twit said... 105
I am in no way defending Kate, but I just want to clarify the time frame regarding Kate being at the casino, and when the sleepover supposedly happened.
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Thank you! You confirmed what I thought but was just too lazy this morning to search out those tweets.

URL said...

Maybe the twins celebrated with Jon earlier in the week. I'm not saying it was impossible for TFW to hold a sleepover, but I would bet she didn't have much to do with the before preparations since she was traveling and away from home until late Friday evening. Some one else made sure the birthday sleepover would take place and all preparations were made, not TWF. It's quite apparent to me that she had help to prepare for this celebration or she never even made it home and the entire sleepover celebration was fabricated.

Ingrid said...

I can't believe that mac cheese & tuna recipe is for 8 kids unless she piles the rest of their plates with lots of veggies or something. My daughter makes 2 boxes just for her family of 3.

Mel said...

It's as if she just shows up and everything is taken care of

The story of TFW's life. All she has to do is show up....

TLC did everything, TFW just acted like she had prepped it all. Hence, her 'acting' abilities.

FYI said...

Dot said... 97
A few days ago KK lied in a radio interview that she was home cleaning the fish bowl when in fact she hadn't bothered to go home yet. Why does she lie when she doesn't even have to? It's unnerving how easily she lies.
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The radio show where Kate said she was home cleaning the fish bowl was the Steve and Preston show and the interview was done on Friday, 10/4. Her last interview in Canada was on Oct. 2.

She most likely was home by Friday, especially since she was at the casino Friday night.

I know Kate can lie and I have no problem calling her out when she does, but to be fair, I highly doubt she was lying about being home..

Here are the producer's notes from that show. Scroll down to 9:01-9:41 and read the notes about Kate Gosselin phone call.

http://www.wmmr.com/shows/preston-and-steve/show-topics/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10598478

You can listen to the interview here. It's in the last quarter of the podcast.

http://ec.libsyn.com/p/9/d/5/9d50add21a7f3759/PnS100413-6.mp3?d13a76d516d9dec20c3d276ce028ed5089ab1ce3dae902ea1d01c08635d5c15e6c35&c_id=6228911

URL said...

I'm also agreeing that TFW ,having to answer the lawsuit depositions will be in for a real awakening. She will be going against two very aggressive and on top of their game lawyers who will not back down. TFW will be required to answer questions that will make her blotches on television seem like a a minor case of too much salon suntanning or a reaction to fake suntan lotion. She could tan all she wants prior to her depositions, but the artificial or sprayed tanning to conceal her real blotches from these depositions won't do anything for her.

Tucker's Mom said...

And really, mac and cheese with tuna? She really put that in a cookbook? I've seen children's cookbooks - written by kids - that have more evolved recipes.
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So, does Kate have a recipe for Ramen noodles? Cup o' Soup?
Actually, Kraft's recipe is more sophisticated than Kate's. It calls for onion, celery and dry mustard.
Kate's is a 10-year old's version that's nothing more than an insult.

BTW, any Twitter users out there? Is Twitter really that shitty and flawed that it puts you in "twitter jail" and doesn't allow you to upload photos?
Seriously, the completely uncalled for lying is pathological.

Tucker's Mom said...

Ingrid said... 113
I can't believe that mac cheese & tuna recipe is for 8 kids unless she piles the rest of their plates with lots of veggies or something. My daughter makes 2 boxes just for her family of 3.
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It's not enough for 8 growing kids, including 3 boys!
If "organic" Kate uses Annies, those boxes are 6 oz. and 2.5 servings per box.
No way in heck there's seconds with that dinner, unless portion-control Kate doles out a couple teaspoons full.

OrangeCrusher1 said...

Maybe TFW should tune into MasterChef Junior on Friday nights, heck the whole family could watch together. No mac/cheese/tuna for these kids. Her cookbook is a joke.

http://www.fox.com/masterchef-junior/

Ingrid said...

On that podcast "we already buried one" (fish) What did she do with the others they have had? I thought they had more than one that had died.

Angie said...

Happy Birthday to my sweet girls who turn 13 today! Celebrations began last night w the gr8 1D movie! #Love my teens! 🎂🎂🎉🎁
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WOS's tweet proves she didn't have a massive sleepover...she should have said celebrations began SATURDAY night...not LAST night.

I still stand behind my thinking that she stayed away until yesterday, and the not-a-nanny picked up the kids from the bus stop. I bet the nanny fixed dinner and WOS was in her room 'exhausted-ish'.

Suzy said...

I was thinking it was good that no pictures of the girls' birthday celebration were posted. Then I read her tweet that she was going to post them on her website soon. SIGH. Despite what she said about the sleepover, I didn't think she had to prove that with a picture because there are children involved and their privacy would be invaded. They shouldn't have to live in a fish bowl and have everything examined by the public to determine if they are authentic or not. I would let this one slide as not to give her any more attention or attempts to get birthday gifts for the girls.

TLC stinks said...

So let's get this straight. After her whirlwind book tour Steve must have driven her home. Are you thinking that he was staying at the house until they popped up at the casino? Was this something that was promotional or were they caught on a date? Then he must have driven her back to the house Friday night.

TLC stinks said...

Why does she pick out the kids' pets? Take them to the pet store and let them pick what they want. At least she let Mady name one of the fish. That must have taken some begging.

Let's throw tomatoes said...

You can't assume that she was home because of the phone interview. My hubby has conference calls with his cell phone from his car. She can be wherever and have interviews.

I said when she started tweeter that she discovered her lying tool. She can say who, what, when and no one knows if anything is true!

FYI said...

Ingrid said... 113
I can't believe that mac cheese & tuna recipe is for 8 kids unless she piles the rest of their plates with lots of veggies or something. My daughter makes 2 boxes just for her family of 3
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My grandson is the same age as the tups. When he had friends(2 of them) over for lunch, I made them mac and cheese(with peas-no tuna). I made 2 boxes of Annie's and among the 3 of them they ate it all.

I don't think adding 2 five ounce cans of tuna would make it enough to serve six 9 yr. olds, and two thirteen year olds, and it definitely wouldn't serve 8 adults. But in her recipe it says "serves 8".

FYI said...

Ingrid said... 120
On that podcast "we already buried one" (fish) What did she do with the others they have had? I thought they had more than one that had died.
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According the blog post on her website both Fabio and Felicia had gone to "fish heaven". I guess Felicia didn't rate the elaborate funeral that Fabio got, or she completely forgot about Fabio because he died in April.

AuntieAnn said...

Sheri said... 109

And really, mac and cheese with tuna? She really put that in a cookbook? I've seen children's cookbooks - written by kids - that have more evolved recipes.

Just like everything else Kate does, she attempts to fake it til she makes it. I've never seen anyone grasp at straws the way this woman does.

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When my son was in kindergarten, his teacher compiled a small recipe book as a little Mother's Day gift from our kids and had asked all the moms to contribute a recipe which we thought was our child's favorite.

What we didn't know was that she had also been interviewing each student individually and asking for their favorite thing that Mom cooked. She wrote down the recipes and how-to instructions verbatim. When we were given the book, our recipe was on one side of the page and our child's on the other.

I don't think I have enjoyed anything as much as thumbing through that little cookbook. It's a precious keepsake now.

One little girl gave her version of "MACARONI"

2 scoops of macaroni
all beef wieners - 1 per person
1/2 cup of the yellow stuff that comes with macaroni

Fill a pot up with hot water. Put it on the stove. After 15-20 minutes put the macaroni in. Stir it. Cook for about 50 minutes -- I really forget how long you should cook it. You should check with my mom.

Take it off the stove. Hold on to the lid and tip it over the sink so that the macaroni doesn't fall out, but your drain out the water that you put in. Mix the macaroni with some butter and then you add some cheese.

Cook the wieners in the water and cook them the same as the macaroni. Serve the wieners on a plate. It's just about my favourite food. I could eat it every day. ~~ Rachel XXXX


This is from a 5-year-old and it's almost on par with TFW's writing.

Another cute one:

HERMIT COOKIES

1 quart and 1/2 walnuts
same amount of raisins
in the middle cut of butter
a little bit of sugar
up to here of milk
2 eggs

Unfroze the butter. Then use the sugar. Use a bowl about as big as this. Now add the milk. Use the mix-master to make the stuff.

Crack the two eggs into the bowl. Add the raisins and the walnuts. Cook them on the cookie pan in the oven. The oven should be hot. Cook the cookies until middle.

The taste is the part of the cookies. I like to eat them in the summer. I could eat at least four at a time. ~~ Dionne XXXX

Suzy said...

Now it's 2 celebrations, apparently. 1 with friends on weekend then 1 with family I am guessing.

TLC stinks said...

You're right, Let's Throw Tomatoes, she could have been anywhere and made that radio call in. We wouldn't be playing this guessing game if she was truthful.

Dmasy said...

Auntie, I have one of those cook books. The laminated cover is in the shape of an apple. The recipes (none from mom, just kids) have illustrations.

Cook at 60 miles per hour. One lemon = serves 22. Pancakes, always burn on one side like my dad does.

It is a keepsake.

I am packing to relocate these days. That cookbook will make into a moving box!

FYI said...

ROL has a story about Bethenny Frankel's talk show titled "Bethenny Frankel ‘Angry’ With Boss Ellen DeGeneres Over Lack Of A-List Celeb Guests For New Talk Show".

An excerpt:

"Bethenny Frankel has grown increasingly angry with Ellen DeGeneres , for not helping to get A-list celebrities to appear on her fledgling chat fest, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

DeGeneres produces Frankel’s freshman talk show, Bethenny, and the first time host “is absolutely peeved that she has been unable to get a big name celebrity to come on."

“During Bethenny’s trial run, DeGeneres pulled some strings and got Justin Bieber to come on. DeGeneres’ former booker is now working for Bethenny but he’s been unable to get Sandra Bullock, Gwyneth Paltrow or Miley Cyrus. The big name celebrities don’t want to go on a talk show hosted by a former Bravo housewife. It’s causing major drama behind the scenes of Frankel’s show, which is struggling in the ratings.”

There you go Kate. You're neither an A-lister nor a big name, because you actually did go on Bethenny's show.

Tucker's Mom said...

I am packing to relocate these days. That cookbook will make into a moving box!
*****
Good luck with that!!

Kate's cookbook is put to shame by those our mom's contributed to, usually for fund raising.
A have a couple from grade school. It's really touching to see my mom's name in there.

Melissa NV said...

There you go Kate. You're neither an A-lister nor a big name, because you actually did go on Bethenny's show.

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LOL!! So she was at the bottom of the barrel and they took what they could get!

AuntieAnn said...

Cook at 60 miles per hour. One lemon = serves 22. Pancakes, always burn on one side like my dad does.

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LOL! That is so precious Dmasy.

I hope Kate hasn't tossed everything the kids have made for her. They may have given her something similar, if she'd take the time to look.

Melissa NV said...

Happy Birthday to my sweet girls who turn 13 today! Celebrations began last night w the gr8 1D movie! #Love my teens! ��������
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WOS's tweet proves she didn't have a massive sleepover...she should have said celebrations began SATURDAY night...not LAST night.

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How does that prove there wasn't a sleepover? I'm not following this. They very easily could have invited friends to sleep over this past weekend (whether Kate was there or not remains to be seen), and then continue with the "celebration" (family) last night, the day before their birthday. They wouldn't have held a sleepover with friends on a school night.

Dmasy said...

Auntie, thank you for bringing this particular memory to the front of my "old" brain.

I think my new avatar will be the Little Apple cookbook.

I am not sure if I want to laugh or tear up.

Dmasy said...

The message says, "You're the best mommy i ever noo." Of course, he signed including his last name!

FYI said...

Dmasy-love your avatar! How precious! You're making ME tear up.

AuntieAnn said...

Aww. Go ahead and tear up Dmasy. I did when I read the dedication.

You're the Best Mommy I "EVER" noo.

How sweet is that?

Formerly Duped said...

Dmasy: That's so sweet. I love it! (sniff...)

Amy2 said...

I hope that Kate does not publish pics of the non-Gosselin children at the sleep over. Sad but true that the G kids are used to having their privacy invaded; non-G kids should still have their privacy.

AuntieAnn said...

HA! We're ALL on a crying jag now.

They grow up too fast.

Melissa NV said...

Jul ‏@groovewidit2 3h

@Kateplusmy8 Congratulations to you for being a pro active mom. Happy Birthday to the girls!🎂🎂👯

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Kate uses acne treatments?

Lalalalala said...

Dmasy..I LOVE your avatar. It doesn't get any cuter than that!

AuntieAnn said...

Dmasy, the other day I listened to Nana Mouskouri sing Attic Toys (on Youtube). I was a wreck by the time it was over. :o(

Dmasy said...

Auntie, they do grow up in just a blink, don't they.


Those of us who are old enough to be Kate's mother -- we could give her such good advice.

She should throw away the chore chart. She should relax the time schedule. Chaos will NOT over take her regimented home.

She can raise responsible children without crushing their self-esteem. She needs to spend one-on-one time with them. She needs to save some of the crooked artwork.

She needs to focus less on becoming a star again or cooking 80% of her day or suing Jon and just be a mediocre mother.

The rewards would be overwhelming.

Kate, if you read here -- please believe that I don't know everything, but I do know what I just wrote is absolutely correct.

White Organza said...

O.K. If we are going down memory lane with things our kids made and that we just can't throw away, how about this one...? When my son was 6, his teacher had a GREAT idea for Mothers' Day. Each student had to draw a picture of "my favorite thing I like to do with my Mom" and write a short caption under it. The teacher would then have the whole thing laminated so it could be used as a placemat for our Mothers'Day breakfast. Sweet idea, huh? Well, it depends... My placemat caption was: "My favorite thing I like to do with witn my mom is to watch television while she drink wine and smoke cigarettes". And in the drawing you could see my son with SPIRALS in his eyes as if he'd been watching TV for days without interruption, and in the background me, a BIG glass of red wine in one hand, a cigarette in the other. Right next me, a BIG bottle of wine and an upright pack of cigarettes, the cigarettes already pulled out of the pack, in an elegant little pyramid, ready to go, I was beyond mortified. And I never figured out where that came from! I never smoked inside the house. I never drank alone and his TV hours were strictly monitored. But then: who can tell what goes on in a six year old's head? After the initial shock of horror, of course, I was able to laugh it off. And every single year since, I proudly have my Mothers' Day breakfast on that placemat. Everyone has a good laugh at it. I do too. I also do my best to hide a little tear or two. Sometimes, it was hard raising my son all by myself, but it was also the best of times.

Upstater said...

AuntieAnn said... 128 and Dmasy said... 131

88888

Awwwwww. Adorable!

Lena said...

Dmasy said... 147
Auntie, they do grow up in just a blink, don't they.


Those of us who are old enough to be Kate's mother -- we could give her such good advice.

She should throw away the chore chart. She should relax the time schedule. Chaos will NOT over take her regimented home.

She can raise responsible children without crushing their self-esteem. She needs to spend one-on-one time with them. She needs to save some of the crooked artwork.

She needs to focus less on becoming a star again or cooking 80% of her day or suing Jon and just be a mediocre mother.

The rewards would be overwhelming.

Kate, if you read here -- please believe that I don't know everything, but I do know what I just wrote is absolutely correct.
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Seriously, why would Kate take any advice from strangers posting on a blog dedicated to ripping apart her every move?

I think your advice is fine, but there are many ways to parent effectively. Your way is not THE way.

Dmasy said...

White Organza - I am laughing so hard. Take a picture of that placemat and share with us, please. I want to see the "spiral eyes".

You made my day. Thanks.

Lalalalala said...

White Organza said... 148

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I laughed so hard when I read your post! What a story!

Dmasy said...

White Organza....STILL laughing!

Formerly Duped said...

White Organza said... 148
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LOL, too funny. I can just well, picture, the picture he drew! Kids do interpret things strangely.
My son wrote my favorite hobby was taking out the garbage.

IWantNobu said...

I watched Live with Kelly and Michael this morning. Jerry Sienfeld's wife, Jessica, was on. Looks like she wrote a cook book titled " The Can't Cook Book". She did a great job promoting her book. Kelly seemed very happy with the recipes and mentioned that she cooked using it. It seemed that Kelly and Ms Sienfeld had a lot of chemistry, and had fun making a dish for the audience. There were no Ums or Uhs. There were no inappropriate comments made about ex husbands. I'm not surprised TFW wasn't asked to be on Kelly's show. I may get this book!

Melissa NV said...

Seriously, why would Kate take any advice from strangers posting on a blog dedicated to ripping apart her every move?

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Then perhaps she would take the advice of Erma, who wrote this before she died. Yes, she's a stranger to Kate, but the advice she gives is similar to what the blogger posted here:

IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER - by Erma Bombeck
(written after she found out she was dying from cancer).

I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day.

I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.

I would have talked less and listened more.

I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded.

I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace.

I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth.

I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband.

I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed.

I would have sat on the lawn with my grass stains.

I would have cried and laughed less while watching television and more while watching life.

I would never have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil, or was guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.

When my kids kissed me impetuously, I would never have said, "Later. Now go get washed up for dinner." There would have been more "I love you's" More "I'm sorry's."

But mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute...look at it and really see it ... live it and never give it back.STOP SWEATING THE SMALL STUFF!!!

Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what
Instead, let's cherish the relationships we have with those who do love us.

AuntieAnn said...

White Organza - Too funny!! I hope his teacher had a sense a humor. She HAD to! I want to see the placemat too. Please?

LBelle said...

White Organza.....that HAS to be one of the funniest stories I have EVER heard!! OMG!!! Bahahahahahahahahaha!

URL said...

I doubt TFW eats very few if any of her own recipes. At least, Ree Drummond (the pioneer woman) at least appears to be eating the recipes she cooks with her recent weight gain. I also wonder, with her love of babies, whether she may be pregnant again. She's a bit older, so I can understand her reluctance to announce any pregnancy early if she is pregnant.

JoyinVirginia said...

OT for Little House fans, for Susan Wittig Albert fans, for daughters who have to deal with obligations to mothers. Great article about Susan s new book A Wilder Rose, which she is self publishing because she could not get a publisher to take it on. Good perspective on self publishing too!
Www.kirkusreviews.com/literary-legends-hidden-life/

AuntieAnn said...

Lena said... 150

I think your advice is fine, but there are many ways to parent effectively. Your way is not THE way.

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Let's put it another way then.

Kate's method of parenting SUCKS.


Tucker's Mom said...

OMG, the spiral eyes!
Kids are sponges, which is why I never buy Kate's constantly saying her kids are so great. They seems like great kids, but they simply can't not know what's going on and that stress is just cruel.

FYI said...

White Organza--That is so funny! I too would like to see a picture of that placemat! It definitely gives the quote "Through the eyes of a child you will see the world just as it ought to be" a whole new meaning!

Dmasy said...

White Organza...STILL laughing!

Dmasy said...

Melissa NV....thank you. I could read that Erma Brombeck editorial EVERY day and be a better person because of it.

Well done.

NJGal51 said...

When my son was in pre-school they also made a book for Mother's Day. They dictated to the teacher what they wanted said with the picture. On the Mom's Favorite Thing To Do page was: "My mom likes to take the bulldog out so he can poop becasue if she doesn't she said he will explode and there will be an "s-word" storm in our house." I'm guessing he probably said shit to the teacher because she put "s-word" in quotes. His picture was a bulldog (you could tell because of two large teeth sticking out of his mouth) and a pile of poop bigger than the dog!

I hope that if TFW's kids made things like this for her that she's kept them in their "memory boxes".

JoyinVirginia said...

Auntie Ann, you know how to succinctly sum up a situation!

Rhymes with Witch said...

White Organza - Picture PLEASE!
That was hilarious.

White Organza said...

I have no idea how to post that drawing. I'll have to ask my son to do it for me next time he comes to the house. But I'll do it. I'm proud of that drawing now. And I often tell the story to young mothers when they feel overwhelmed and not up to par. it works every single time. Like "At least, I'm not as bad as Aunt Organza..."

As for that young teacher, I'm still suspicious of her real intentions. We were regularly clashing on a lot of topics... Like, "No, I'm poor so I won't be buying three pairs of shoes for my son just because it's more convenient for you getting your pupils in and out of school for recess." And "No, I don't have a car so I won't drive to six different stores just to find a light purple 1" binder for maths. This dark purple one will do just fine..." ;)

Lalalalala said...

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**testing**

FYI said...

White Organza-would you be able to take a picture of it, upload it to your computer, and then change your avatar to that picture? We would just have to click on your name in order to see the picture.

First, Dmasy got me teary-eyed with sentiment due to her recipe book, now you have me sitting here with tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard.

Let's throw tomatoes said...

White Organza ..... How funny !
You guys are making me laugh and tear up at the same time today.

Dwindle said...

I love all the memory stories. My ex mother in law is in her late 80s now with some cardiac problems and is pretty frail. All 4 of my kids have been trying to gather up her old stories and the recipes of their favorite grandma dishes. It isn't easy! She is an old Hungarian woman who adds a pinch of this and 'some' of that... But bless my grown daughters, they are assisting her in the kitchen while another one writes down what she adds as she goes.

And so many memories! Her own mother was active in politics in the 50s!! There is an lovely snapshot of great grandma with a pregnant Jackie Kennedy, whose husband was a senator somewhere. So the kids are trying their best to get her talking and then writing down all the stories.

My kids never knew until just a few months ago that their beloved "Grandma's Summer Spaghetti" was spaghetti squash, not pasta, with veggies picked that very morning.

Thank goodness the G kids have those recipes now for posterity. A can, another can, a different can, some dried spices, some pasta, beans, and cheese and cook for 4 hours. Page after page of precious variations on the theme! LOL!

Dmasy said...

White Organza -- I am not the best computer tech. But, take a picture. Phone. iPad. Camera. Email the photo to your computer or upload it to your computer. Use the Tool tab to size it to the smallest profile. Save to your documents. Then go into your blogger profile and click on edit. You will be able to choose change the avatar. Choose the photo from documents.

Heck, I don't even understand my own instructions.

But -- please whenever you are able, share the placemat with us.

Really, I am still laughing. Your story was perfect!

Dmasy said...

Oh, Dwindle. What a perfect generational story. Bless you children for knowing what is really important. Thank you.

AuntieAnn said...

Dmasy said... 165

Melissa NV....thank you. I could read that Erma Brombeck editorial EVERY day and be a better person because of it.

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Yes, thank you Melissa.

The world grew a little dimmer when Erma passed. She is sorely missed by this reader.

AuntieAnn said...

NJGal51 said... 166

When my son was in pre-school they also made a book for Mother's Day. They dictated to the teacher what they wanted said with the picture. On the Mom's Favorite Thing To Do page was: "My mom likes to take the bulldog out so he can poop becasue if she doesn't she said he will explode and there will be an "s-word" storm in our house." I'm guessing he probably said shit to the teacher because she put "s-word" in quotes. His picture was a bulldog (you could tell because of two large teeth sticking out of his mouth) and a pile of poop bigger than the dog!

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LOL! Another funny story! Out of the mouths of babes. I am loving it.

AuntieAnn said...

Thank you Joy @ 167 . I realize that poster didn't say she should, but I do not think Kate gets any awards for parenting. Or anything for that matter, except maybe the Lazy Lying Liars Award.

I thought Dmasy's post was very eloquently worded and contained darn good advice.

Carezee said...

Hey I'm excited! I just bought one of those can openers that doesn't leave the sharp edges on the can and lid. Now if I ever make one of TFW's recipes I won't have to worry about anyone getting cut on the cans or lids.

White Organza I loved your story! I can just picture those eyes. I remember doing them to look like people were in a trance. The cigarettes and wine. Priceless. Such wonderful memories your son made for you too!

Melissa NV said...

Yes, thank you Melissa.

The world grew a little dimmer when Erma passed. She is sorely missed by this reader.

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You're welcome. There's been discussion about how fast kids grow up. This one always has me sobbing:

WET OATMEAL KISSES

by Erma Bombeck

This was written in response to a young mother’s complaint about the house being messy and the children being unruly.

The baby is teething;
The children are crying.
Your husband just called and said “Eat dinner without me.”

One of these days you’ll explode and shout to the kids,
“Why don’t you grow up and act your age?”
And they will.
Or “You guys get outside and find yourself something to do,”
and “don’t slam the door”
And they don’t.

You’ll straighten their bedrooms all neat and tidy;
toys displayed on the shelf;
Hangers in the closet; animals caged.
You’ll yell, “Now I want it to stay this way.”
And it will.

You’ll yell, “I want complete privacy on the phone — no screaming!
Do you hear me?”
And no one will answer.

No more plastic tablecloths with stains of spaghetti.
No more dandelion bouquets.
No more iron-on patches.
No more wet knotted shoelaces,
muddy boots, or rubberbands for ponytails.
Imagine a lipstick with a point!

No babysitter for New Year’s Eve.
Washing clothes only once a week.
No PTA meetings or silly school plays where your child is a tree.
No car pools, blaring stereos, or forgotten lunch money.
No more Christmas presents made of library paste and toothpicks.
No wet oatmeal kisses.
No more tooth fairy.
No more giggles in the dark, scraped knees to kiss
or sticky fingers to wash.

Only a voice asking – “Why don’t you grow up?”
And a silent echo — “I did.”

Anonymous said...

To complete the Erma Bombeck trifecta :)

Everyone said Sharon was a terrific mother.

Her neighbors said it.

Sharon painted the inside of her garbage cans with enamel, grew her own vegetables, cut her own grass every week, made winter coats for the entire family from remnants, donated blood and baked Barbara Mandrell a doll cake for her birthday.

Her mother said it.

Sharon drove her to the doctor’s when she had an appointment, color-coordinated the children’s clothes and put them in labeled drawers, laundered aluminum foil and used it again, planned family reunions, wrote her Congressman, cut everyone’s hair and knew her health insurance policy number by heart.

Her children’s teacher said it.

She helped her children every night with their homework, delivered her son’s paper route when it rained, packed nutritious lunches with little raised faces on the sandwiches, was homeroom mother, belonged to five car pools and once blew up 234 balloons by herself for the seventh grade cotillion.

Her husband said it.

Sharon washed the car when it rained, saved antifreeze from year to year, paid all the bills, arranged their social schedule, sprayed the garden for bugs, moved the hose during the summer, put the children on their backs at night to make sure they didn’t sleep on their faces, and once found a twelve-dollar error on a tax return filed by H & R Block.

Her best friend said it.

Sharon build a bed out of scraps left over from the patio, crocheted a Santa Claus to cover the extra roll of toilet paper at Christmastime, washed fruit before her children ate it, learned to play the harpsichord, kept a Boston fern alive for a whole year, and when the group ate lunch out, Sharon always figured out who owed what.

Her minister said it.

Sharon found time to read all the dirty books and campaign against them. She played guitar at evening services. She corresponded with a poor family in Guatemala…in SPANISH. She put together a cookbook to raise funds for a new coffee maker for the church. She collected door to door for all the health organizations.

Sharon was one of those women blessed with a knack for being organized. She planned a “theme party” for the dog’s birthday, made her children elaborate Halloween costumes out of old grocery bags and her knots came out just right on the shoelaces when they broke. She put a basketball hoop over the clothes hanger as an incentive for good habits, started seedlings in a toilet paper spindle, and insulated their house with empty egg cartons, which everyone else threw away.

Sharon kept a schedule that would have brought any other women to her knees. Need twenty-five women to chaperone a party? Give the list to Sharon. Need a mother to convert the school library to the Dewey Decimal System? Call Sharon. Need someone to organize a block party, garage sale or a school festival? Get Sharon.

Sharon was a SUPER MOM!
Her gynecologist said it.
Her butcher said it.
Her tennis partner said it.
Her children…

Her children never said it.


They spent a lot of time with Rick’s mother, who was always home with them and who ate cookies out of a box and played poker with them.

OrangeCrusher1 said...

The years really do go by fast. Ours are grown, married and have little ones now. The house is sometimes too quiet, well mostly too quiet. We love having grandbabies, but I really miss being at the center of the whirling dervish of children growing up in the house. TFW will have no idea what hit her in just a few years - we have close friends, and plenty to do when we choose. She will be alone - Skeevio is only there because of their financial games, whatever they are.

Blowing In The Wind said...

MsGoody2Shoes21 ‏@msgoody2shoes21 6m
@SchmeckyGirl2 @CelebsTea @Kateplusmy8 The kids don't live with Jon. They live with their mother who has given them a normal life. #GetReal

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Normal life? Sure they do. I don't know about any of you, but Kendra often comes to our house while I go live with Hank. It's normal for us to do that.

My kids are often left with nannies when I go on book tours and bash their father. Don't all normal mothers do this?

My kids have their photos plastered on a website to be ogled, and I often discuss their puberty and bra-purchasing experiences on the radio. Just a normal part of growing up.

Etc., etc., etc...

Marie said...

Love hearing all of these wonderful stories and memories. Nothing can replace special moments like these in your life.

Marie

AuntieAnn said...

Blowing In The Wind said... 183

MsGoody2Shoes21 ‏@msgoody2shoes21 6m
@SchmeckyGirl2 @CelebsTea @Kateplusmy8 The kids don't live with Jon. They live with their mother who has given them a normal life. #GetReal

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Normal life? Sure they do. I don't know about any of you, but Kendra often comes to our house while I go live with Hank. It's normal for us to do that.

My kids are often left with nannies when I go on book tours and bash their father. Don't all normal mothers do this?

My kids have their photos plastered on a website to be ogled, and I often discuss their puberty and bra-purchasing experiences on the radio. Just a normal part of growing up.

Etc., etc., etc...

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Game, set, match!!

Spot on BITW!

Now I'm off to do the Marilyn Denis show where I'll be promoting my latest book "Mediocrity in a MuuMuu".

FlimsyFlamsy said...

I'm reading these precious memories, after all of yesterday's
thoughtful pet care advice, and wondering how one of Kate's
fans could dub this blog a "cesspool of hate." Thanks again,
Admin, for all your hard work. It's much appreciated!

chefsummer #Leh said...

I bet KK's lying as all ways she could have posted the b-day pic from her phone on to her twitter.

Instagram has a twitter app button it takes less then 2 second to upload Instagram pics to twitter.

SwingsandRoundabouts said...

Thank you to all those who have shared memories and laughs.

I also love this blog.

AuntieAnn said...

You know it could be C & M told their mother they would like to keep their birthday private. They are 13 years old now - intellectually a full year older than TFW. Maybe they'll be calling the shots from here on in.

I sure don't need to see any photos of their birthday.

JoyinVirginia said...

I love everyone s stories of their little kids. But I think NJ Gal wins the prize for funniest one! I can just see the pile of poop bigger than the dog! So very, very funny!

A Mom said...

The twins probably had a sleep over Friday night when "the nanny" was in charge and when Kate & Steve got home Saturday morning Kate was tired and said "sleep over is done; go home". The twins having a big 13th birthday and Kate has to order the gifts. Guess Cara & Mady hopefully have learned their Mother's trips are more important then their 13th birthday. So sad!!!!!

Blowing In The Wind said...

Now I'm off to do the Marilyn Denis show where I'll be promoting my latest book "Mediocrity in a MuuMuu".

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Wait! Don't forget the curlers for your hair, white knee socks and lime green crocs!

Lalalalala said...

I'm reading and trying not to cry. My son is 31 and my daughter is 29. What I wouldn't give for those wet, slobbery kisses again and the hugs that lasted forever. It goes by way to soon. In a heartbeat, it's gone.

Erma Bombeck was one in a million. She said everything so perfectly.

I'm raising my glass to all of the mother's here who put their children first, before their own needs, wants and desires. That's what mom's do. Sorry, just feeling very sentimental right now.

grandee4 said...

WOW. reading here today has put me on an emotional rollercoaster.

Cried when Auntie wrote about Dsmay's avatar
LMAO when White posted about place mat
Got pissed at Lena for saying "your way is not the right way
Laughed when I read the post about Erma Bromback, miss her
Sobbed when Dwindle shared about her X MIL. I was extremely close to my MIL, miss her more every day
Well, you get the picture. So many up and down, if I didn't know better I would swear I am bipolar, lol

Threw up in my mouth when Goody tweeted WOS giving kids a normal life.

Blowing in the wind hit the nail on the head about WOS

Thank you ladies, I read here daily and yall really keep me going. You are all so united for one cause, letting those kids have a normal childhood, if its not to late.

Lalalalala said...

AuntieAnn said... 185
Now I'm off to do the Marilyn Denis show where I'll be promoting my latest book "Mediocrity in a MuuMuu".

***************
That is too funny and should be our motto. "Mediocrity in a MuuMuu". Hells Bells!! That's a good one!

Unknown said...

TLC stinks said... 93
''BTW, I think the odds are incredibly high she will perjure herself during a deposition. She may be a master of deceit by omission, but she won't get away with that in a deposition. Believe me, she will be cornered by the attorneys and lie. And yes, she will want Steve there.''
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I've been thinking about TFMJG during the deposition, and the odds of her committing perjury. So many of the things she says that we know are lies are not lies in her narcissistic mind. They are the truth to her!

The perjury laws make no exceptions for someone that believes the lies she tells. There will be no one there to save her from herself. Finally.

I am really enjoying all the personal mom/children stories! Like the others, I love this blog!

Let's throw tomatoes said...

Is Kate still scamming gifts from teeny boppers?? I'm sorry but she's disgusting! She has no shame.

WOS those kids made you a lot of money to buy them gifts with. I have a feeling the only gifts her kids get are from fans.

Amy2 said...

Remember the times when you ask the kids "do you have homework" and they answer "no". Then on a Saturday when you can't handle their messy room anymore you go and clean it. And lo and behold under the bed is the homework papers, yet to be done. That happened to me when my children were going up. And I'm sure I'm not the first Mom this ever happened to.

Ex Nurse said...

When I was a young mother, the days seemed to be endless, but the years flew by. My youngest is teaching her first year of kindergarten, and I have been volunteering in the classroom. I still remember walking into her first day of kinderarten class like it was yesterday!

Just found out that my first grandchild will be a boy--due in February. Bought some books to put in my Grandma Box, today. Hard to believe that my adorable little boy will be a faher soon!

swimgirl said...

I am enjoying all of the stories today, thanks for sharing.

When my youngest was in preschool, the teacher had a game where she would describe something and the children would guess the item. One day, she described something that your parents drink every day, especially in the morning. My child yelled out beer. My father drinks lots of beer!! Another child yelled out that his mother always drinks wine. Soon all the children were chiming in about their parents' drinking habits!! The poor teacher was looking for someone to say coffee. My husband (who only drinks on weekends and NOT in the morning) was mortified when the teacher told us the story. Still makes me laugh every time.

Over And Out said...

Siobhan R ‏@SiobhanR111 12m
@Allisstair U r NOT in the kids' life! Making a blanket statement like that shows UR foolishness. @MY_3BCOLLIES @LakeRat2014 @Kateplusmy8

Why don't the fans tell MILO that she's not in the kids' lives...or for that matter, in Kate's life?

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